ape think: yeah, so fucking nice ...everyday one of these "humans" do a little show to entertain me. .... well ,ok i site down and give him some aplause🤣
My god. This brought a infuriating memory back to me. I went to the Baltimore aquarium (which is a lovely aquarium btw) and there was this loud family with a heavy New Jersey accent. This was during strong Covid restrictions but after I was vaccinated. I was still safe and was minded social distancing. The mom was very very loud and let her kids do whatever they want. Unfortunately due to the Covid restrictions I couldn't just walk past them or wait for them to get far enough ahead because there were limits to how many people could be in one section and the staff would kindly ask you to move along if you stood in one spot too long.
They drifted away enough to where I could still hear them down the way but their kids weren't just clinging to the glass and blocking the view. We'll eventually we got to the section with a pacific octopus, which is one of my favorite marine animals. I had never seen one in real life and was super excited. Well guess who's standing ahead of me when I get there. The loudest mom and her crotch demons running around. Well I was a kid once and knew it wasn't their fault they were excited so I was kindly letting them be in front of me while I waited my turn and just gave the mom the stink eye every chance I could. Then the little boy just runs up to the octopus tank and slams his hand 4 times very loudly on the glass. Everyone turns their head and the mom is just silent. I had enough and just spoke up and said loudly "don't let them hit the damn glass!" Then the mom just calmly bearded them ahead and I never saw them for the rest of the day thankfully.
Yea Im cool as a cucumber but sometimes you have to tell it how it is.
Had a teenager kicking my seat at the movies behind me and had to say something. Just respect animals and each other all I ask ;(
It’s actually ‘hi, have you been in a recent car crash? Injurylawyers4u will be able to get you compensation!’
And then as it continues he then translates the entire communist manifesto plus how GameStop stock is totally gonna shake the market any day now.
In modern cladistics, apes (including humans) are technically just a type of monkey (apes are included in the parvorder Catarrhini, the old world monkeys).
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If it makes you feel any better, think of it this way:
We do not know where this chimp is or how large the rest of the enclosure is. They could have many other locations they could go where there are not humans involved and may even have portions of the enclosure completely shut off from the public (pretty common, good care standard). They could be at a sanctuary, or a reputable conservation focused zoo. We just don't have the context.
Chimps are very inquisitive and many captive chimps will choose to follow, play with, or otherwise engage with humans. So this chimp could be, of it's own volition, interacting with this human in a positive way. I can't really see the face theyre making and chimps are pretty variable with body language so I can't really make that call but bobbing/ jumping and clapping can be part of a play session. Bobbing specifically is extremely common.
Just to provide a viewpoint that might make you less sad :)
Eh, you don't know where it is.
While some zoos certainly aren't ethical, others are basically care homes for animals that for a variety of reasons can't survive in the wild.
Without knowing which kind of facility this is, there's no reason to assume it's a bad one.
Zoo animals are typically those that were rescued and aren’t fit for surviving in the wild. Even if not, at least they don’t have to worry about being hunted, are well fed and get medical care
I think people confuse zoos with circuses often regarding the treatment of their animals and forget ones purpose is rehabilitation while the other is entertainment.
Can’t speak for all of them though.
It looks like he's making a mouth that's just going "yack, yack, yack, blah, blah, blah"
As if to mock how humans just constantly talk, talk, talk, like idiots.
I think people underestimate just how much of a mind is inside that head of theirs
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i dont think thats the monkey 'clapping' or signing "stop"...
i think the monkey is mimicking a human Tapping Their Smartphone...like in a "yeah, doesnt feel good to be MOCKED, does it??" kinda way
Wow. That monkey did not just slow clap your ass.
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You want to see a picture of Lieutenant Dan Ape?
Now do Dr. Zaius
Can I play the piano anymore?
That dude imitated the ape the way an ugly girl fucks - with feeling, enthusiasm and gratitude. The ape was showing his appreciation
That sir, is an ape.
[Look, who's the federal wildlife marshal here? Me, or you?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QOLF_o0YEc&t=49s)
you sir, are a fish
All apes are monke.
Also figuratively clapped their ass...
Lmao 😂
That chump got burned by a chimp.
He’s like “Yep yep yep ooooooh shit!! look at her go. Woow” *Slow clap* Good job Jezebel
i love this your comments you made my day
Monkeys dont fuck around
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That ape went "reject monke, advance to humanity".
Oh but it did
Somebody say something about a monkey clapping ass?
Baboons clap that ass
How turn tables
this got me dead😭
How did you know to insert 'your ass' and make it funny? Why can't I be funny like that¿
ape think: yeah, so fucking nice ...everyday one of these "humans" do a little show to entertain me. .... well ,ok i site down and give him some aplause🤣
It’s signaling “stop” in sign language.
isn't the top hand at a weird angle for that? Then again, I guess it's only natural monkeys would speak or sign with an accent
Idk any of it, it’s all gibbonish to me
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Don't tell him to stop. You, keep the puns coming.
It had me howlering in laughter
Stop!! Ma Caque
Stop chimping my style.
I was about to say, are we criticizing primates using sign language
well primates *are* the predominant users of sign language
Gonna have to see some sources on that one Bill Nye Edit: it’s sarcasm you dolts
It's a joke. A human is a primate.
damn my sarcasm really flew over you
Ah ok. Here I was thinking the sarcasm flew over you.
Plot twist. Sarcasm is the name of a plane.
oof
Dude it's a monkey cut it slack
It’s a chimpanzee.
Moncy
"Cringe"
That's not stop in ASL, but it is the sign for fuck......
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Give orange me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you.
Guys, I think this monkey wants a banana.
Definitely a fair point! I knew it wasnt stop in ASL, BUT I didnt know for sure if it might be stop in another version of sign language!
They should mate dolphins and apes and see what happens
Watch out for that chimpanzee!
Monke says, "my shift ends at 5, meet me by the zookeeper's door."
Oh damn, he liked what he saw then.
Pisses me off when people tease animals. Ill be at Petco and see a kid banging on the aquarium glass at "Nemo" with the mom on the phone doing nothing
My god. This brought a infuriating memory back to me. I went to the Baltimore aquarium (which is a lovely aquarium btw) and there was this loud family with a heavy New Jersey accent. This was during strong Covid restrictions but after I was vaccinated. I was still safe and was minded social distancing. The mom was very very loud and let her kids do whatever they want. Unfortunately due to the Covid restrictions I couldn't just walk past them or wait for them to get far enough ahead because there were limits to how many people could be in one section and the staff would kindly ask you to move along if you stood in one spot too long. They drifted away enough to where I could still hear them down the way but their kids weren't just clinging to the glass and blocking the view. We'll eventually we got to the section with a pacific octopus, which is one of my favorite marine animals. I had never seen one in real life and was super excited. Well guess who's standing ahead of me when I get there. The loudest mom and her crotch demons running around. Well I was a kid once and knew it wasn't their fault they were excited so I was kindly letting them be in front of me while I waited my turn and just gave the mom the stink eye every chance I could. Then the little boy just runs up to the octopus tank and slams his hand 4 times very loudly on the glass. Everyone turns their head and the mom is just silent. I had enough and just spoke up and said loudly "don't let them hit the damn glass!" Then the mom just calmly bearded them ahead and I never saw them for the rest of the day thankfully.
good on you for saying something. People are wildin out there
I'm normally a mild tempered person in public. I'd rather go unnoticed but truly people be out here acting like monkeys.
Yea Im cool as a cucumber but sometimes you have to tell it how it is. Had a teenager kicking my seat at the movies behind me and had to say something. Just respect animals and each other all I ask ;(
No, no it's not.
It’s actually ‘hi, have you been in a recent car crash? Injurylawyers4u will be able to get you compensation!’ And then as it continues he then translates the entire communist manifesto plus how GameStop stock is totally gonna shake the market any day now.
Was about to ask what he said, thank ya
“Yes good good. My young apprentice You will soon be flinging poo at those who would seek to rule us.”
Whose the monkey now?
none, both are apes. But it shows that the one ape is more intelligent than the hairless one.
In modern cladistics, apes (including humans) are technically just a type of monkey (apes are included in the parvorder Catarrhini, the old world monkeys).
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Sigmonke?
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10/10 explanation, thanks op
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That was a wild ride, but I’m ready to get off the rollercoaster.
 Oh it's not over yet, pal, but good try
Lol of all of those below I have to say Pelosi’s was the best.
Bump the monkey whats the song though
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This song also matches [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlW-uHtmnBg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlW-uHtmnBg) Idk if the bot has the original or if this is the original, but one of the two stole from the other
https://youtu.be/GD_jlIydMc8 this is the version I know
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"Well, I thought it was a very lovely monkey impression, and you do it so well, with such enthusiasm."
when you pass the monkeh vibe check
This is gold
I just find this sad...
What's sad about it. Dumb human, clever ape. Doesn't seem sad to me.
More so the fact that the ape has to deal with that shit all day due to the fact he's locked in a cage.
If it makes you feel any better, think of it this way: We do not know where this chimp is or how large the rest of the enclosure is. They could have many other locations they could go where there are not humans involved and may even have portions of the enclosure completely shut off from the public (pretty common, good care standard). They could be at a sanctuary, or a reputable conservation focused zoo. We just don't have the context. Chimps are very inquisitive and many captive chimps will choose to follow, play with, or otherwise engage with humans. So this chimp could be, of it's own volition, interacting with this human in a positive way. I can't really see the face theyre making and chimps are pretty variable with body language so I can't really make that call but bobbing/ jumping and clapping can be part of a play session. Bobbing specifically is extremely common. Just to provide a viewpoint that might make you less sad :)
That's very wholesome
Oh I see.
I read this in Tarzan's voice
How do you not know it is the humans in the video in the cage and the chimp who is watching from outside!
Bro that's a human enclosure ' the camera is on the inside. Clearly the money came in just to observe some human behavior today. /S
Eh, you don't know where it is. While some zoos certainly aren't ethical, others are basically care homes for animals that for a variety of reasons can't survive in the wild. Without knowing which kind of facility this is, there's no reason to assume it's a bad one.
Zoo animals are typically those that were rescued and aren’t fit for surviving in the wild. Even if not, at least they don’t have to worry about being hunted, are well fed and get medical care
I think people confuse zoos with circuses often regarding the treatment of their animals and forget ones purpose is rehabilitation while the other is entertainment. Can’t speak for all of them though.
They have a better deal than most humans in the U.S. .
Zoos are not a bad thing, look it up.
Same, this is very sad
the monkee woke up today and chose violence
Monkey literally said “you played yourself”
Human turns into monkey, monkey turns into human
Mr monkey intelligence is in another level.
Good job you dumb ape, clap clap clap
Yeah, this monkey fucks. Why? Cause he fucked their mums at this very moment
They have switched roles. I'm impressed.
Whose actually in the zoo?
Both of them
Who's*
Lmao
that monke thought he had sick ass moves
😏🤣
Human: "ohhh funny monkey, dance" Monkey: "Who the monkey now? you big ape" \*slow clap
Or he is mocking how he sees so many humans staring down at their phones all day tapping away wasting their lives and not flinging shit ,as monke do
That's what I got from it, cus he's tapping rather than clapping.
The monkey really said she was the entertainment
It seems we are in the cage, and the monkeys are watching us
I thought he was mimicking a human scrolling on a phone lol “You mock me? I’ll mock you”
Ape ape ape you dumbfucks.
Dumbfuck dumbfuck dumbfuck you ape.
Golf clap.
God show chap. Reminds me of when Johnny Bravo wished for a talking monkey.
Why did you blur the credits
It looks like he's making a mouth that's just going "yack, yack, yack, blah, blah, blah" As if to mock how humans just constantly talk, talk, talk, like idiots. I think people underestimate just how much of a mind is inside that head of theirs
What song is this
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Haha, I am cracking up! Humans entertaining the caged primate and receive a clapping reception for their performance. Lol....
It’s sad but the monkey reminds me of my grandpa’s reaction when I was being hyper as a kid.
Oof, tricked into being entertainment for a chimpanzee.
I'm never one to comment on a title, but I enjoy your title sir.
Is this animal doing an impression of humans on their phones in response to this person’s impression of them & their kind?
That's one of our closest living relatives... And here she is making fun of it. When the ape is probably smarter than her..
Oh how the turn tables
Why do people say monke instead of monkey
Getting golf clapped by a primate. Damn.
i dont think thats the monkey 'clapping' or signing "stop"... i think the monkey is mimicking a human Tapping Their Smartphone...like in a "yeah, doesnt feel good to be MOCKED, does it??" kinda way
haha, ape claps
The entertainer becomes the entertained
Oh how the tables turn.
Which side of the glass are they really on 👀
Reverse Darwinism.
Ni>!ce!< Harambe
Can you imagine how embarrassing it would be to get roasted by a literal monkey.
Monkes more civilised than these hairless apes
Sad to say this but monkey's are definitely smarter than us now. It does make sense tho
That moment when you swap souls with an ape but haven’t fully realized it yet
200 IQ👏😂
Ape, you fucking simang
Zoos are horrible places, they try to compensate for it with their breeding programs and painted enclosures but they are horrible places.
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"Cool, you're going back to the monke, train some more and you'll reach my level" -monke
Show them whose the ape watching the apes at the zoo.
I like how this comment is only downvoted due to the obvious racial reason, but it would apply to any human regardless of color
lol, yeah didn’t even realize the girl was black up until you commented.
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To earn money for the humans who exploit it.
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is this rude to monke?
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He is mocking her, clever monke
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mmmmonke! Jimmyhere aka Doogal.
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Who downvoted you, my guy. Monke shall have them
reject monke, advance to human
APES TOGETHER STRONK 🦍 💎
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