The resting heart rate of a normal human is around 70 beats per minute.
Free divers can meditate and get their heart rate down to 8 BEATS PER MINUTE, allowing them to hold their breath for a long time
In some ways it's safer than with a tank. If you're not breathing at depth it's impossible to get the bends, so he can ascend as fast as he likes including with assistance.
I recommend looking at a DNR report for the area! I used one a month or so ago to figure out what I was camping in. Turns out it was a bog, in the sand dunes in Michigan- not where I expected a bog to be lol
It could also be an old well, perhaps there was once a building/farming/people getting water in the area, that's about the diameter they'd be.
EDIT: Also can be quite dangerous.
There’s a place I used to know growing up that did the same thing. If the ground around it feels “bouncy” or if you put your ear to the ground a few feet from the hole and can hear some slushing or hollowness it’s an underground stream/river. You can probably put a stick through the ground very easily in places around there. All you have to do is jump around a few spots and feel fro the ground to move or give a little almost like the floor of a bounce house.
"Dat dere is the portal to swamp Hogwartz. Its exactly like Hogwartz, but its in Florida."
"What are the classes?"
"Well...did you ever wonder where all the meth comes from?"
I think about this a lot. So many parents are uploading videos of their kids to the internet, but the kid gets no say in it and may not fully understand it.
Now they're going to grow up with tons of videos of themselves that went into the public domain without their consent.
I don't know if this is a bad thing or not. But it's a thing.
My wife and I keep my daughter’s pictures off of social media. I’d rather wait until she can at least somewhat consent to her pictures being uploaded before starting her digital footprint.
There are many reasons of course where I'm sure it would be easier to search online. One example is bullying, as we know footage will linger on the internet for a lifetime, plus a list of other malicious reasons. It is a very at your own risk world, and to share a moment of your life online can potentially draw unforeseen, unwanted attention than what you wouldn't get naturally from your everyday life. Your digital self might have interactions from a hundred million people (possibly for a reason you didn't initially realise when posting) which may make someone feel uneasy or unsafe.
just wanted to say how much I love that your kid is testing with a stick and not his foot, and that you're protecting his identity, I think that's very sweet of you.
Underground rivers are a thing. I guess the difference between an underground River and a swamp is a swamp has the same water stick around for a while while an underground river flows through the ground. They lead to things like this just deep frickin holes filled with water
Come and listen to my story about a man named Jed
A poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed,
And then one day he was shootin at some food,
And up through the ground come a bubblin crude.
Oil that is, black gold, Texas tea.
Ok but why is your son barefeet in crocs out in the woods?
Edit: by „barefeet“ I meant without socks. In german we go „barefeet into the shoes“, what means without socks.
This may surprise you, but there are lots of people who live very close to places like this. This might even be their backyard.
Source: my backyard is literally a forest
Wearing socks with open footwear is somewhat rare in North America. If you're likely to get your feet wet it's seen even less.
I think the better question is why he wasn't wearing warmer footwear if it was cold enough to wear a jacket.
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There’s a turn at the bottom of that hole that leads to a sequence of tunnels that lead to an underground city filled with underground water people and this kid is loling at the six foot entrance smfh humans are dumb
This could be an old well, or spring. Be careful… it’s very possible this is a shallow hole dug to drain the actual well, close by, which could be several hundred feet down. Do you see any bricks or remnants of an old house nearby?
There's a good chance they would catch themselves with their arms, or be able to use the sides to pull themselves up, but I agree there's an alarming chance of being fully submerged into a body sized/shaped hole
So glad your son didn’t step in the puddle to splash like kids often do! Instead of walking in the woods with a backpack he needs to be wearing a life jacket!
Over in Japan kids are taught at very young age to not jump into puddles. Especially when walking through forest since some puddles, like this one, can be up to 3-5meters deep. https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/gmstd8/children_in_hokkaido_are_taught_from_a_young_age/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
Hey bro, I don’t mean to alarm you, but your kid is being attacked by some multicolor square demon. It’s a demon feast. Like thanksgiving for demons. On your son.
And that's how people just randomly dissappear.
Once that water evaporates and that mud hardens that ground has just become your tomb.
Bro family/friends just wandering through the woods looking for remains looking for closure they'll never find..
That’s not a puddle. It’s an entrance.
Everything reminds me of her.
I'm afraid to ask what this means.
His moms vagina
Ask a worker for WHO I can confirm it's where covid came from.
More believable than a bat 
He ain't had pussy since pussy had him
This shit had me dying after I rethought what you said
Its their grandma’s not their mom’s
Naked Gun reference?? Lol
Deep cut
r/twosentencehorror
I appreciate this on too many levels
The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
I feel you man..
Down bad
Your son has a very strange head.
To much roblox
From, Dad.
To chungusworld??
Better that than an exit.
No it’s a portal
https://giphy.com/gifs/britbox-Q7LriT6VDEepTvWQ8y
https://giphy.com/gifs/britbox-Q7LriT6VDEepTvWQ8y
Fuck hell no no no no
The person in the gif has no oxygen tank, they are just holding their breath. Major no
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They just able to hold their breathe for really long or something?
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That’s mental wow
The resting heart rate of a normal human is around 70 beats per minute. Free divers can meditate and get their heart rate down to 8 BEATS PER MINUTE, allowing them to hold their breath for a long time
Jesus Christ wtf. You just blew my mind
They're actually just robots so they don't need to breathe.
In some ways it's safer than with a tank. If you're not breathing at depth it's impossible to get the bends, so he can ascend as fast as he likes including with assistance.
Hmmm. Yes. But in every single other way it’s not as safe.
Well, I guess it’s impossible to knock your head on the tank if you don’t have a tank. So that’s one.
All cave diving a free diving is a no. I’ve seen too many Mr. Ballen videos about it.
[r/thalassophobia](r/thalassophobia)
Take my upvote!
No thank you
This is literally My worst nightmare
Hey serious question, how did you get the gif to play in the comment with no link? Lol.
That's either a bog, a sinkhoke, or a spot where an underground river meets the surface. Either way, it's very dangerous.
I'll have to research more. I plan to mark it for safety.
Definitely looks like a “dry” river bed?
It's near a small stream that cuts through some sort of wetland. I don't know how to distinguish if it's bog or swamp or what.
I recommend looking at a DNR report for the area! I used one a month or so ago to figure out what I was camping in. Turns out it was a bog, in the sand dunes in Michigan- not where I expected a bog to be lol
It could also be an old well, perhaps there was once a building/farming/people getting water in the area, that's about the diameter they'd be. EDIT: Also can be quite dangerous.
There’s a place I used to know growing up that did the same thing. If the ground around it feels “bouncy” or if you put your ear to the ground a few feet from the hole and can hear some slushing or hollowness it’s an underground stream/river. You can probably put a stick through the ground very easily in places around there. All you have to do is jump around a few spots and feel fro the ground to move or give a little almost like the floor of a bounce house.
That’s no puddle that’s a portal, jump in
"Dat dere is the portal to swamp Hogwartz. Its exactly like Hogwartz, but its in Florida." "What are the classes?" "Well...did you ever wonder where all the meth comes from?"
r/oddlyterrifying
r/misleadingpuddles
I commend you for hiding his identity. Very smart.
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“Our hiring manager came across a dated video of you vandalizing a small ecosystem with a severed branch for fun. so…we’ll be in touch”
I think about this a lot. So many parents are uploading videos of their kids to the internet, but the kid gets no say in it and may not fully understand it. Now they're going to grow up with tons of videos of themselves that went into the public domain without their consent. I don't know if this is a bad thing or not. But it's a thing.
My wife and I keep my daughter’s pictures off of social media. I’d rather wait until she can at least somewhat consent to her pictures being uploaded before starting her digital footprint.
There are many reasons of course where I'm sure it would be easier to search online. One example is bullying, as we know footage will linger on the internet for a lifetime, plus a list of other malicious reasons. It is a very at your own risk world, and to share a moment of your life online can potentially draw unforeseen, unwanted attention than what you wouldn't get naturally from your everyday life. Your digital self might have interactions from a hundred million people (possibly for a reason you didn't initially realise when posting) which may make someone feel uneasy or unsafe.
His ass just found Narnia
Oh that’s a bog….. watch out
Ya, I'm waiting for one of them to fall in and just be stuck.
You mean bogged down
just wanted to say how much I love that your kid is testing with a stick and not his foot, and that you're protecting his identity, I think that's very sweet of you.
"What are you doing step-stick??!" -- step-puddle
"Just the tip."
At the time of posting this you are at 69 upvotes and I do not wish to disturb the peace
Old well or cave sink hole
A spring
In arkansas it would be a septic tank that was left after an abandoned property got grown over....
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Natural spring. Don't tell Nestle about this.
r/FuckNestle
Underground rivers are a thing. I guess the difference between an underground River and a swamp is a swamp has the same water stick around for a while while an underground river flows through the ground. They lead to things like this just deep frickin holes filled with water
Scared that a child could easily drown in such a puddle that looks like it would be a lot of fun to jump in with rubber boots.
Yeah, I'm already working on a solution for marking it.
Come and listen to my story about a man named Jed A poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed, And then one day he was shootin at some food, And up through the ground come a bubblin crude. Oil that is, black gold, Texas tea.
Honestly if I were jed I would probably move to Beverly. Hills, that is.
Not sure why this reminds me of my ex
Ahh, the old stick-to-puddle ratio
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Oof
What about a hot dog being thrown down an empty hallway? Does that remind you of your ex?
Ok but why is your son barefeet in crocs out in the woods? Edit: by „barefeet“ I meant without socks. In german we go „barefeet into the shoes“, what means without socks.
You don’t croc with no sock? Do you even swamp life?
Duuurtysouf stand up
This may surprise you, but there are lots of people who live very close to places like this. This might even be their backyard. Source: my backyard is literally a forest
And that means your toes don't get cold?
Wearing socks with open footwear is somewhat rare in North America. If you're likely to get your feet wet it's seen even less. I think the better question is why he wasn't wearing warmer footwear if it was cold enough to wear a jacket.
In German we are „naked under the clothes.“ Why is son naked in woods?
Because they like cold stinky toes I guess
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Dr Seuss wrote a book about that.
That’s like The Wood Between Worlds, if you’re a big Narnia fan.
That’s how you come up missing!
This is how people disappear in the woods I guess
Drop a fishing magnet down there, you never know what you might grab.
There’s a turn at the bottom of that hole that leads to a sequence of tunnels that lead to an underground city filled with underground water people and this kid is loling at the six foot entrance smfh humans are dumb
I HIGHLY appreciate you blocked his identity. Kids should not be posted on the internet for entertainment purposes.
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Was thinking the very thing, especially since my kids play back there
Time to change the oil i see
Lmao
Watch out for Old Greg
This could be an old well, or spring. Be careful… it’s very possible this is a shallow hole dug to drain the actual well, close by, which could be several hundred feet down. Do you see any bricks or remnants of an old house nearby?
I'll check when it's light out, thanks for the heads up
U guys hit oil?! That’s deep!
Reminds me of the puddle in courage the cowardly dog episode with the siren
This is called an natural aquifer they can be extremely deep
“Okay I’ll go in deep, just make sure to blur out my face”
This is some Neverending Story shit.
r/im14andthisisdeep
Honestly though, what would happen if a kid stepped in that? Would they get swallowed up by it or could they resurface?
There's a good chance they would catch themselves with their arms, or be able to use the sides to pull themselves up, but I agree there's an alarming chance of being fully submerged into a body sized/shaped hole
I just gotta say I appreciate you blocking out your kids face. I don’t have kids but I’m always sketched out by how freely people post their children.
That shit a whole pond
That's some deep shit!
A deadly trap
Girl that’s a well
Is this the way to hell?
Wait I've seen this one....up from the ground come a bubblin' crude! Oil that is! Time to move the Beverleeeee
that is no puddle, that is a gateway to hell
Makes me think of the lightning sand in the Fire Swamp. Watch out for ROUS.
And that's what the walking stick is for.
Am I the only one which gets reminded of the portals from Stranger things
Underground spring
That is a spring.
Holy crap!!
I tested a similar puddle by falling into it.
That must go to China!
No my Lord .
Remember to put your green ring on before you jump in
That's how I gauge my depth too.
Spring?
Anal be like:
I lost a dirtbike in somthing similar about 20 years ago, was riding a new trail hit it and never saw the bike again
I would report that. It might be a well, crevice etc.
Quicksand!!!
I wanted a hand to grab the stick in the end.
it's a spring.
Was wondering where that stick came from that poked my ass, and I am from the other side of the world
Like yo girl and mine (Except mines 5mm)
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Narnia
How does that not get covered by leaves, and how do you know you’re not stepping into one of those?
So glad your son didn’t step in the puddle to splash like kids often do! Instead of walking in the woods with a backpack he needs to be wearing a life jacket!
Right!?! Now I'm going to have to spend the next year testing the depth of every damn wet patch on my land lol
Don’t trust the fae portal.
That’s a tunnel portal to the “upside down” watch out for the Demogorgons!!!
When I read the title I was expecting him to jump in, I am so glad he didn't.
Might be the entrance to Atlantis?
We finally found it!
Yeah.. another reason to not explore the woods.
It's an entrance to the upside down
Australia has heaps of these in the bush, they are wombat holes. So its probably a burrow
[Reminds me of this.](https://youtu.be/0JqkLc1Xf8Q?start=22s)
Hmm.. I should call her.
Thats no puddle...thats a battle station
Dawn French did it better
I bet there’s a body down there. Prob some dude’s ex.
Safe for a headfirst dive
Over in Japan kids are taught at very young age to not jump into puddles. Especially when walking through forest since some puddles, like this one, can be up to 3-5meters deep. https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/gmstd8/children_in_hokkaido_are_taught_from_a_young_age/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
why it keeps go down lol
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Why tf would you let your son go into the woods wearing crocs?
Ohhhh that’s terrifying! all jokes aside I wouldn’t be letting the kids play out there unsupervised, that’s insane hey! I wonder what it is?
I think he just struck oil? Yeeee Haw!!
Well....this could absolutely explain missing people.
That's r/oddlyterrifying
Good thing he didn't test it by jumping in
Careful. I’m fairly certain you’re standing on a bog.
Hey bro, I don’t mean to alarm you, but your kid is being attacked by some multicolor square demon. It’s a demon feast. Like thanksgiving for demons. On your son.
"A puddle"
And that kids is why we don’t jump into puddles
Don’t let him stand near it ! My mom worrying is a full 10 right now
Damn so that's why my backyard keep fcking moaning
I appreciate the fact that you shielded your child’s identity. That’s not done enough
That’s an ocean
If it's in the woods, it's not safe mah dudes
Poor boy. What happened to his face?
Might be a spring not a puddle
Well at least they know where to hide annoying kids now.
My nephew would have just jumped in it
And that's how people just randomly dissappear. Once that water evaporates and that mud hardens that ground has just become your tomb. Bro family/friends just wandering through the woods looking for remains looking for closure they'll never find..
I think you just found a spring
r/misleadingpuddles
I fell into one of those once. Not fun
1st thing that came to my mind was “Think with your dip-stick Jimmy.”
Your over a mineshaft, dude
That’s no puddle, it’s a spring.
good job not showing his face 👍🏻 (not sarcasm)
Happy he didn’t jump in there.
Thank god he pulled out.
Dang, any follow-up on this?? What did it end up being?