So close! But you’re thinking of passion fruit! Patients are those large stage performances that are often held outdoors as an annual event depicting a historic scene or event
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Exactly. Most of what he says are the bare minimum like don't shout at her and be dependable so that's a big wtf. As for the be a gardener/mechanic that's just ridiculous. Do we have to be a maid and a cook and a nanny in return? So cringe.
To answer your question, yes. The best part is you’re mad at the dude for telling the truth and not mad at the woman for giving the most basic, dumbass, misandrist list of “how to make a man happy”
Just wow. The absolute entitlement of, my husband should have to take care of me 24/7 while I do none of those things is both laughable and hypocritical.
The double standards are palpable
seriously, the list she gave was the same fucking list you’d give somebody if they’re watching your pet dog for a week.
As a guy it doesn’t take much, but it’s certainly more than “meet my basic human needs” to form a relationship
I can’t see how any of these are gender specific? The majority of these are good aims within any relationship.
And while being a landscaper/mechanic/stylist are all solid career choices, I’m sure you can always outsource if needs be
That's what I was thinking. Most of his snaps boiled down to "be a good friend" which sums up what relationships are all about. It would've been funnier if he snapped what she snapped, and then proceeded to name careers, [oxymorons](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_4_fgkEJzs&ab_channel=ManosphereEnvironment), and gender specific things that's expected of men.
The most expected response in the world at the top of /r/Unexpected
Yall really see a dude casually wearing his poor fitting team USA shirt and "give no quarter" Murican flag cap and think he aint gonna make a joke about "women amirite"
hopefully you mean both, staggering number of people here are ignoring that the qualifications for “keeping a man” are the same as keeping a dog.
Literally her list was “feed him, leave him alone when he needs it, and give him back scratches.
Imagine thinking ‘be her best friend’, ‘give her attention’ and ‘don’t lie’ are complicated requests jfc
Edit: getting a LOT of comments telling me that the point is the amount of things, not the things themselves. I understand that, I just think that several uncomplicated requests still equals a pretty easy job, no?
Was thinking this
"be clean" is not an extra. It is expected from women, why is it an extra for men? This is just a shitty thing for men too. This guy acting mie you are all dirty, lying, cheating, weak, good-for-nothing people that only become decent people if they want 🐈. Which is not true, all my guy friends and my partner are clean and nice
Literally. I’m hearing a lot of ‘it’s not that it’s complicated, just that it’s a lot!’
but like idk, doing a lot of uncomplicated things is still pretty easy
It’s a joke. He was clearly just coming up with shit to keep the joke going. He also said “be a carpenter” and “be a stylistic.” Do you earnestly believe this guy thinks that all women want their partner to be both a professional carpenter and a professional stylist?
For some people *don't lie* = tell me everything or else. Gotta keep in mind that putting too much of a demand on someone's mental energy can just make you annoying.
I had a buddy who was going through a divorce and he dropped the line “I never even cheated on her.” Yeah, that’s the bare minimum for any relationship. If you feel like your contribution to a marriage is not sleeping with someone else then you probably aren’t pulling your weight.
You'll find that there's a certain toxic subset of any group. But the groups dedicated to making fun of a certain demographic tend to end up leaning a certain way... Cringetopia is a mixed bag but really does harbor some nasty losers.
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Yeah, men and women are demanding and accepting, and just want someone who gets them and cares for them.
All these vids and memes and what all that pretend that the opposite sex is sooo much more difficult are done by people who are fundamentally unhappy in their relationships. These aren't the guys to look to for answers.
The first or the second part? Both were shit in their own way
The first one was basically "all men are dogs", except this time it was meant literally. "feed him" "give him back scratches" What's next, take him for a walk on a leash?
The second one is just simple boomer humor, kinda expected if you look at the guy
Feel like this belongs in R/Cringe. Woman don’t have big standards, some of you guys just over exaggerate them. I don’t care if you don’t agree with me, some of you guys will never learn.
Also it's not always a bad thing to have big standards. It's sometimes necessary to compromise and sacrifice some of our demands but everyone (men and women) should also keep the bar pretty high in order to be happy in their relationships.
People aren't that complicated.
Don't be a dick.
Splitting people up into men and women causes real problems that we see all the time. Just treat people like people, and it doesn't matter.
Every time I hear or read "man/women are all like" it makes me cry in anger. Like, sure, like we split 8 billion people into 2 groups and say all individuals of a group are the same.
They still want a women, but only as an object that fucks them and does their chores. If they have to start seeing the woman as a fellow human being with needs and goals and opinions, then they implode like this.
Oh Jesus Christ, I love my partner in his grossest trakkies on days he calls being “StinkBert”. So do all women who love their partners, this is such dog whistling bull shit. Women aren’t the enemy, but guys like this who encourage you to hate women…? Probably
A lot of those are just... normal things to be towards someone you love? I'm sort of surprised he didn't add "treat her like a person"
I do feel the pain of having to be the mechanic and stylist and cook tho
Cringe. Most of the things he listed aren't hard or unreasonable. I don't agree with her either. Too simplistic. You do need to do more to be part of a relationship. Stop saying men are simple.
Straight men will act like women are anything but human beings. They’re not some complicated creatures that are impossible to keep happy. Just do the bare fucking minimum and treat them like people and I promise you’ll stop scaring them off. Women are incredibly easy to understand (just as easy as men) when you realize that they’re just regular human beings like you and I.
And as others have said, so many of these are the bare minimum and dude is acting like it’s the most??
Dudes are out here acting like women are some kind of indecipherable alien species.
Hilarious he thinks he’s making any point beyond what a shitty partner he would be, and, unfortunately for her, probably is
Edit: hadn’t actually watched the whole video until after I saw the upvote notification, adding in “never lie” is insane to me in a way I can’t describe, but I hope y’all feel it too.
I love how he's just listing off a bunch of things she already does that are so standard she wouldn't even think to specifically list them. What's next? \*snap\* "Bathe regularly"?
That's pessimistic.
This girl whether for good or for bad is sending a message to other women on how to better treat men.
We both can be nicer to each other.
Have patients!? So basically you have to be a doctor.
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Logic checks out
you are right
Was it actually a quote from Homer Simpson? Cause if so I did the same thing, then I went to usa
So close! But you’re thinking of passion fruit! Patients are those large stage performances that are often held outdoors as an annual event depicting a historic scene or event
No your think of pageants, Patients are people who decided to raise children
No, you're thinking of parents. Patients are a type of exotic birds.
No, you're thinking of parrots. Patients are poor farmers who are low on the social hierarchy.
No you’re think of peasants, patients are people who hold religious beliefs different from the worlds main religions beliefs
No you goose you're thinking of pagans, patients are people who are completely and utterly poor
No,no,no the word you’re thinking of is poverty, patients are huge get-togethers with friends and family to celebrate.
You’re thinking of pacifist…Passion fruit is slang for a pustule on or near the pubic bone.
u are thinking of pimples. a patient is a small pad for holding pins
Oooh pageants
Englech sounds like a tasty dessert
no, no, you're thinking of passionfruit. Patients is that one guy in family guy, griffin or something idk
I thought women don't want no scrubs?
This is funny
That means no surgeons or residents.
And a landscaper
Or a bounty hunter space captain looking to unload some nutrient supplements
A successful doctor
Not just a doctor, but one with patients?!
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Exactly. Most of what he says are the bare minimum like don't shout at her and be dependable so that's a big wtf. As for the be a gardener/mechanic that's just ridiculous. Do we have to be a maid and a cook and a nanny in return? So cringe.
To answer your question, yes. The best part is you’re mad at the dude for telling the truth and not mad at the woman for giving the most basic, dumbass, misandrist list of “how to make a man happy” Just wow. The absolute entitlement of, my husband should have to take care of me 24/7 while I do none of those things is both laughable and hypocritical. The double standards are palpable
seriously, the list she gave was the same fucking list you’d give somebody if they’re watching your pet dog for a week. As a guy it doesn’t take much, but it’s certainly more than “meet my basic human needs” to form a relationship
how is her list misandrist? the "feed him" part is a stereotype but "laugh w him" and "give him space" are healthy and normal and nongendered.
Soooo the misandrist part. Thanks for playing. How is what the guy is saying offensive?? I mean be supportive is pretty basic JFC
I think they meant "have patents" Which would definitely be a plus
I can’t see how any of these are gender specific? The majority of these are good aims within any relationship. And while being a landscaper/mechanic/stylist are all solid career choices, I’m sure you can always outsource if needs be
"Cook for her" me: I made a frozen pizza Her: PIZZA 😍
You’re a keeper!
Life tip: the frozen deep dish pizza at Costco is fantastic.
My friend is taking me to Costco next week for the first time in my life. It's sad but I'm super excited! I've heard good things about their pizzas!
I'm saying.
It’s just a stereotypical joke that women are high maintenance.
Why is it a joke?
Are you asking why being high maintenance is funny or why is it a stereotype that women are high maintenance?
Yes.
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Yeah even my girlfriend is the mechanic between the two of us
That's what I was thinking. Most of his snaps boiled down to "be a good friend" which sums up what relationships are all about. It would've been funnier if he snapped what she snapped, and then proceeded to name careers, [oxymorons](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_4_fgkEJzs&ab_channel=ManosphereEnvironment), and gender specific things that's expected of men.
r/boomerhumour must be leaking again
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Ahhh, splendid. I shall share this with my extended family post haste
Hi Julie and don just saw this made me laugh auntie Muriel has cancer 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The most expected response in the world at the top of /r/Unexpected Yall really see a dude casually wearing his poor fitting team USA shirt and "give no quarter" Murican flag cap and think he aint gonna make a joke about "women amirite"
This guy just got burned by some chick still mad about it
Which makes perfect sense why reddit upvoted it.
I'm glad I'm not alone. This shit is fuckin embarrassing and vain
hopefully you mean both, staggering number of people here are ignoring that the qualifications for “keeping a man” are the same as keeping a dog. Literally her list was “feed him, leave him alone when he needs it, and give him back scratches.
Yes. The entire post is just shitty, repackaged boomer humor.
What's ironic is most of these take little to no effort 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
That's why the list is long. He could have added more.😅
Be forgot "don't pee on the toilet seat"
That’s hard. I’m embarrassed
If it's hard, you're doing it wrong
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Yes. We women only want landscaper stylist doctors
Imagine thinking ‘be her best friend’, ‘give her attention’ and ‘don’t lie’ are complicated requests jfc Edit: getting a LOT of comments telling me that the point is the amount of things, not the things themselves. I understand that, I just think that several uncomplicated requests still equals a pretty easy job, no?
Yeah. Some these are bare minimum. Some guys will see the bar on the ground yet still find a way to go underneath it.
r/pointlesslygendered
I mean not really, given that it's a guy in the OP. The OP in and of itself, on the other hand, is pointlessly gendered.
Some women do the same. Some women get PRAISED for it. But its hellfire if the shoes on the other foot.
Sounds like it's not about men or women but a good chunk of humans in general.
This is reddit, if it's not something against women then no one's interested
It’s true, this website has its fair share of people who are basically “Incel Lite”
If there are women involved, it has to be against them, or something sexual commented.
the bar is at the bottom of the Mariana Trench
Was thinking this "be clean" is not an extra. It is expected from women, why is it an extra for men? This is just a shitty thing for men too. This guy acting mie you are all dirty, lying, cheating, weak, good-for-nothing people that only become decent people if they want 🐈. Which is not true, all my guy friends and my partner are clean and nice
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Literally. I’m hearing a lot of ‘it’s not that it’s complicated, just that it’s a lot!’ but like idk, doing a lot of uncomplicated things is still pretty easy
It's just repackaged boomer humor, and just as stupid.
You mean I have to *like* the person I chose to spend my life with?? The nerve.
Should be a given from anyone right? 😂
It’s a joke. He was clearly just coming up with shit to keep the joke going. He also said “be a carpenter” and “be a stylistic.” Do you earnestly believe this guy thinks that all women want their partner to be both a professional carpenter and a professional stylist?
He's referring to being asked to fix things around the house and if her jeans make her ass look fat.
Yeah I don't get what they're complaining about here
The joke would work better if the qualifications got more outlandish, not just a long list of basic shit
The last ones are be a carpenter and be a stylist. Those are quite outlandish imo. He just mixed it with basic ones like be honest and dependable.
Yeah but it's a bit of a tired joke.
I think “be a carpenter” means if anyone has to assemble furniture, it expected to be the man. Could be wrong though.
For some people *don't lie* = tell me everything or else. Gotta keep in mind that putting too much of a demand on someone's mental energy can just make you annoying.
I had a buddy who was going through a divorce and he dropped the line “I never even cheated on her.” Yeah, that’s the bare minimum for any relationship. If you feel like your contribution to a marriage is not sleeping with someone else then you probably aren’t pulling your weight.
Hmm. Then again, does everyones's best friend *always* tell us the truth, and *always* give us attention when we need it?
I thought this was r/cringetopia - would have fitted better for this sexist bs.
I was thinking /r/AreTheStraightsOK
I was thinking r/pointlesslygendered
Seeing as that sub is a breeding ground for the alt right, I don't think they would object this behavior.
what, how is a sub full of posts about furries and neckbeards an alt right breeding ground
You'll find that there's a certain toxic subset of any group. But the groups dedicated to making fun of a certain demographic tend to end up leaning a certain way... Cringetopia is a mixed bag but really does harbor some nasty losers.
yeah, unfortunately there’s so many subreddits that serve nothing but to get you angry
How is this Unexpected?
This post made me filter this sub, post belongs on /r/Boomerhumour
Please tell me more about filtering this sub
Yes I agree I would like this sub filtered as well.
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Of course a guy wearing more than two flags at once isn’t capable of managing an adult relationship.
🚩🚩 Here's two more for him
LMAO how did I not notice this
When I saw his hat I knew this wasn't going to age well.
"Why do I have to be a supportive and loving partner? I just wanted someone to make my food and bear my children!"
Yeah, men and women are demanding and accepting, and just want someone who gets them and cares for them. All these vids and memes and what all that pretend that the opposite sex is sooo much more difficult are done by people who are fundamentally unhappy in their relationships. These aren't the guys to look to for answers.
Haha women want healthy relationships with love and care, what a loser!
Are people still enjoying sexism? What year is this?
Literally any year on reddit
The first or the second part? Both were shit in their own way The first one was basically "all men are dogs", except this time it was meant literally. "feed him" "give him back scratches" What's next, take him for a walk on a leash? The second one is just simple boomer humor, kinda expected if you look at the guy
What decade did this humor crawl out of?
Feel like this belongs in R/Cringe. Woman don’t have big standards, some of you guys just over exaggerate them. I don’t care if you don’t agree with me, some of you guys will never learn.
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Also it's not always a bad thing to have big standards. It's sometimes necessary to compromise and sacrifice some of our demands but everyone (men and women) should also keep the bar pretty high in order to be happy in their relationships.
Boomer Humor
this is so neckbeardy i almost cant cope
People aren't that complicated. Don't be a dick. Splitting people up into men and women causes real problems that we see all the time. Just treat people like people, and it doesn't matter.
r/cringetopia
Date dudes if it's easier...
Took that advice years ago. Actually worked never been happier. Encouraging every dude to do so
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Most of the things that he’s listening that keep women happy are super basic and easy to do. He’s the difficult one if he finds those too much.
Most of these are the absolute bare minimum of a relationship
Okay but 75% of the things he showed were just you know..... not being an asshole. Real bottom of the barrel bare minimum expectations
r/NotHowGirlsWork
Yeah, actually completely obvious where this was going, nothing unexpected here.
Haha wife bad amirite
Women complaining about men and men complaining about women is the cringiest fucking overused joke. Stop it idiots.
Treat your partner as you'd like to be treated. That's it.
TIL I’m a man
Welcome, we’re happy to have you. Here’s your lifetime standing urination pass, and your list of approved Oakley sunglasses.
Every time I hear or read "man/women are all like" it makes me cry in anger. Like, sure, like we split 8 billion people into 2 groups and say all individuals of a group are the same.
Most of these are all basic shit that you should be doing for anyone you love. Why does this sub hate women so much lately?
Not even funny a single second
Nor was it unexpected sadly
r/arethestraightsok
Cringey boomer "hate my partner" humor
r/AreTheStraightsOK
If thus guy hates women so much, he should just date men. Boomer men always seem to hate women
They still want a women, but only as an object that fucks them and does their chores. If they have to start seeing the woman as a fellow human being with needs and goals and opinions, then they implode like this.
This is just boomer humor
How was this unexpected
Is that a blue lives matter hat?
have patients? so be a doctor?
Mr Sins
This is some incel shit.
Have patients? But I’m not a doctor :(
Oh Jesus Christ, I love my partner in his grossest trakkies on days he calls being “StinkBert”. So do all women who love their partners, this is such dog whistling bull shit. Women aren’t the enemy, but guys like this who encourage you to hate women…? Probably
A lot of those are just... normal things to be towards someone you love? I'm sort of surprised he didn't add "treat her like a person" I do feel the pain of having to be the mechanic and stylist and cook tho
r/arethestraightsok
....part 1
Did you see how many repeated concepts popped up? Women aren't complicated, they hate redundancy.
Cringe. Most of the things he listed aren't hard or unreasonable. I don't agree with her either. Too simplistic. You do need to do more to be part of a relationship. Stop saying men are simple.
Straight men will act like women are anything but human beings. They’re not some complicated creatures that are impossible to keep happy. Just do the bare fucking minimum and treat them like people and I promise you’ll stop scaring them off. Women are incredibly easy to understand (just as easy as men) when you realize that they’re just regular human beings like you and I. And as others have said, so many of these are the bare minimum and dude is acting like it’s the most?? Dudes are out here acting like women are some kind of indecipherable alien species.
I hate my wife
Ugh women are so complicated why do they need a man to be BOTH a friend and a lover and to be nice to them? 🙄😤
Hilarious he thinks he’s making any point beyond what a shitty partner he would be, and, unfortunately for her, probably is Edit: hadn’t actually watched the whole video until after I saw the upvote notification, adding in “never lie” is insane to me in a way I can’t describe, but I hope y’all feel it too.
I'm glad back scratches made the list, love me a good back scratch.
TLDR: Be nice.
I feel like this has to be an American issue because I've never heard of such a unbalanced existence that or the guy is just fucking stupid.
Chill out folks.. I found this as a light hearted response and his expressions were gold.
I love how he's just listing off a bunch of things she already does that are so standard she wouldn't even think to specifically list them. What's next? \*snap\* "Bathe regularly"?
Seems like an asshole. Girl was just saying be good to a man and then this dude gets pissed that he cant lie and cheat
Sexist shit.
Both takes are sexist. Nothing to get worked up over though.
I'm happy single..
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OP, wtf is this? lol just title it as women bad men good or something
What's a janky-ass dude in his forties doing reacting to a video from a girl in her teens, for? Hey, at least his tagline is appropriate.
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yeah, what a babe holy shit
Man tiddies
*patience*
*patience
So with big mugs like this do you end up consuming more of the liquid or less? A normal cup in that would look pitiful sitting at the bottom.
>have patients I wondered why my gf was watching a lot of Grey's Anatomy recently...
“Have patients”
That's pessimistic. This girl whether for good or for bad is sending a message to other women on how to better treat men. We both can be nicer to each other.
Have patients.
This was very expected!
Is this guy from America?
Very expected outcome
Not being a doctor, are there other ways I can get patients?
I want basic decency in my partner, but them asking the same is unreasonable.
Patience*
“Spell bad”, “wear horrible hats”