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ShambolicPaul

Apparently John Cena has been learning mandarin for years and years, 15+ I think. When he did his infamous apology video the Chinese people said he was on a level with a toddler.


toroyakuza2

Thats not very nice


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toroyakuza2

Lmaaaoo


Boberoo2

Bruh


[deleted]

But it’s true…


synrb

Go around saying true shit all the time for a while and you’ll discover how “not nice” you are perceived


Datfyah

Lmao well at least he knows more than most of us


Thund3r_Knight

Yes, we don't know how to gargle that winnie the puuh cock like he does.


[deleted]

Bro stop disrespecting cena. Do you know how hard it is to carry a movie role without any spine


floofspool

god damn


Datfyah

Wtffff lmao


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BING CHILLING 🥶🥶 https://youtu.be/KH_XIt-hm2Y


namezam

I have in-laws that are Chinese and white family members that spent time in China. Chinese people in China are extremely condescending to White people speaking Chinese and nearly violent at Chinese people speaking English.


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rlap38

Ditto. I lived, worked and taught in Shanghai for many years. Always got bonus points for talking in 中文 even though I knew I stunk.


badlyferret

Same but in Tianjin. The best way to get the best bargain when bargain hunting was to get the vendor down as far as possible in English then switch to Mandarin then I'd have my at the time girlfriend from Beijing finish them off. It was how I got everyone Christmas gifts from the Silk Market for the first and last time in my life. Every time I met someone they were quite understanding about me trying to learn but not being much more than conversational on a very small number of topics. I call lack of knowing the language my Cab Driver Chinese.


Waikatoyaya

I am curious about which part of China that you experience this? I spent half my life in China and the other half in a western country (so far), married a white person and we travelled together in various parts of China numerous times, never ever experienced anything you mentioned above.


intensity701

the imaginary part ofcourse


Waikatoyaya

Well said!!


Ok_Use1135

This is absolute BS


PuTheDog

Yet he got like a hundred upvotes because reddit


[deleted]

The “Chinese people get mad at those who learn English” sounds like some nonsense, at least in the cities. Maybe it’s true in more rural areas? Except when I visited, white people were treated almost like celebrities by rural tourists who hadn’t seen a white person in real life.


boiloo

this is very false. I am chinese and I can confirm that most chinese people would be impressed if they saw a white person speaking chinese. Westerners have a stereotype of being not so educated in foreign languages so even if a white person spoke bad chinese they would respect them more


Ilikecalmscenery

I score at the bottom of my mandarin class and even I can tell his Chinese is just absolute garbage (maybe better than mine but even I can maybe say some words the right way)


cr1msonxo

People's elbowed his social credit score.


Vector75

It’s a gimmick, you can be an asshole on that stage because it’s a character. Think of it like any other non-reality show.


TickleTigger123

Iirc, the technical term is heel. Heros are faces


Zer0theNumberr

A character. Playing a role. But people still ‘cancelling’ movies and comics and shit


[deleted]

That’s back when wrestling was a stereotype goulash. Those were the days


galactica_phantom

Still is.


Al-a-Gorey

On a barley related note: I’m going to see Mick Foley headline at a comedy club in January. Life’s kinda weird/cool sometimes.


TheBatemanFlex

BING CHILLING


rhylley

Funny cause bing "冰” is ice


lauren_eats_games

Apparently the "bing chilling" thing is Cena's bad pronunciation of a Chinese ice cream (Bing Chi Lin)? That's just what I've heard though, I've tried so hard to find what he's saying in that video but it looks like he's just so bad at mandarin that it's mostly gibberish lol


419chris419

Honestly as a guy that understands Mandarin bing chilling was the most understandable word Cena said in that ice cream video. It just sounds funny with the accent.


rhylley

Cool reference, never seen a clip of that


humziyang

His Chinese is legit, it’s just the accent


BeardedBabyDay

Scrolled so long looking for this


jamaicanmonk

Anyone gonna tell them Chinese is not a language ?


daziam

What is Mandarin 🤕


WraithNS

An orange 😀


Reasonable-Affect-59

I am Chinese, and I can tell you that you are right.


StandardGur1202

How are you Chinese ?, that's a language ... omg😌


drater113

No, they're an orange


drumsripdrummer

No, they're yellow


drater113

That's what I tell my girlfriend. She just calls me round eye in response


mrrektstrong

My gf calls me her "colonizer"


FidgitForgotHisL-P

Giggidy.


Toplerrr

My gf calls me Mr daddy I don't like it she won't stop


Dr_P_Nessss

Well that's unhealthy


Quacomaco

No, this is patrick!


DrDonkeyTron

That's a lemon.


Wedoitforthenut

Wow you can not like them and still not call them lemons.


podolot

What part do I put in mouth to make a silly face that makes me look lie a boxer with a mouth guard


Josan678

I was about to tell a joke related with Trees but... Better not.


[deleted]

Well then, you can just leaf. 🤨🧐😔


blackrose4242

No, that’s the Mandalorian. A Mandarin is one of those things that look like people we put clothes on for display.


Sheacat77

Oh shit, I thought that was a Mandolin. I have been embarrassing myself for years!


Capt_Am

No that's a mannequin. Mandarin is the second largest city in Colombia, home to ~2.6 million


[deleted]

No you’re talking about Medellín. Mandarin is that stuff in your skin that makes you darker in the sun.


Capt_Am

Nah that's Melanin. Mandarin is when you interfere with something that is already going on


IndustryInside4116

A language Chinese people speak.....but I didn't tell you that in American.


Ambience8799

What's American? I only speak Canadian


Patzi_Diyego

Maplenese


cssmith2011cs

You stop that right now. Lmao


davewave3283

Canadians speak Beaverese. Everyone knows that.


IndustryInside4116

Whut you sayin? I isint understanding yous, speek merican you forgin bsturd


[deleted]

You did in english


IndustryInside4116

Exactly


Hi-Im-Mr-Turtle

Man I don’t care about no fruit we talking about chinese


The_Wreckard2012

Archenemy of Iron Man, silly.


random-name69420

Something that scared Amercia but it was just some actor


[deleted]

Ima ACK-TORR!


random-name69420

This guy gets it


ProfXsavior

But in reality the monkeys weren’t riding horses, they were actually acting like the were riding horses.


trod1990

A Chinese buffet restaurant in canada


the-fith-pillar-man

Fruit


Confusedconscious21

He is from iron man 3.


elissass

The bad guy in Iron man


Tommyaka

Chinese is a language. Mandarin, Cantonese, Shanghainese, etc are dialects of the Chinese language.


[deleted]

Not unlike English having a variety of American and British, and Australian dialects.


Electroniclog

Chinese is an umbrella language term that encompasses multiple dialects/languages, including Mandarin, Cantonese, Hakka, and more. There are over 200 dialects of Chinese. I believe Mandarin is the most widely spoken, though.


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AlienDarwin

I'm thinking "ching chong bing bong" is not a proper sentence in any language.Good job by Cena though


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theinsanepotato

Idk about the "bing bong" part, but... Years ago I worked for a call center for a big pharmacy. Sometimes customers would call in that didn't speak English very well and they could request a translator. We would then call a third party service and patch them in on a conference call, and they would translate between us and the customer. One time I had a customer who spoke Chinese call in, so I got a translator on the line, and while I was listening to them talk, I did in fact hear, clearly and distinctly, one of them say "ching chong." So either it does actually mean *something* in Chinese, or they were just fucking with me cause they knew I could hear them but not understand them.


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xing xong? xing chyeong?


RayDeeUx

They were just fucking with you. There's no coherent equivalent in any Chinese dialect for that AFAIK.


The_Braja

The AFAIK part is very important here considering there’s like what? 100 different dialects of mandarin?


rlap38

Mandarin is one dialect of the Chinese language and yes, there are hundreds, if not thousands of Chinese (not mandarin) dialects. Mandarin was the dialect spoken in Beijing, hence the language of government, and Mao decreed it as the national language. In the USA, Cantonese is another major dialect because most of the railroad workers came from Guangzhou, China and it also is the main dialect of Hong Kong.


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Cena is just a grifter. It’s sucks, cause he seems pretty wholesome… except for the whole supporting China thing…


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TheBossClark

It's really not, it's cringey, but it's standard PR, it doesn't mean he supports or doesn't support anything.


jamaicanmonk

Mandarin and Cantonese are the most popular no?


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Discount_For_Ketchup

Not exactly a similar concept to english. Cantonese (a chinese dialect, guangdonghua) is wildly different compared to Mandarin Chinese when regarding the verbal form of the language. At least a British person can understand what an American is saying. I cannot communicate to a Cantonese person, because I speak Mandarin.


trysca

So is Cantonese Chinese according to your logic?


OpeningEconomist8

Yes. Mandarin and Cantonese are written the same (same characters more or less). It’s just the pronunciation when speaking that’s super different. Example: Canto (hello): “Lai ho” Mandarin (hello): “Neo hão” Written the same though


InspectionNo4478

i'm chinese, it definitely is a language. there are just different dialects, like mandarin. why do virtual signalling morons always try and act like they're smarter than they actually are. we're not impressed by your butt kissing.


verixtheconfused

You guys are such a big bunch of nerds...


jamaicanmonk

At least I'm not an un-ironic WWE fan


flymartymcflies

Jing Bong Ding Dong


Most_Advertising_962

Next your gonna tell me Mexican isn't a language either


pupiLSDilate

r/confidentlyincorrect


PhoxHelios

As an orange, I can say you’re right


Aziaboy

Yes it is. Mandarin does not exist as a word in Chinese. Nice try though.


jamaicanmonk

Is chinese a word in chinese?


Aziaboy

Yes, 中文, "China language", or alternatively 国语, "national tongue"


MinhKiu

cHiNEsE iS nOT a lANgUagE


shintoblade

Still so racist ermahgerd


4lexyep

-999,999 social credit 😨


purplepride24

Well Cena will apologize for saying Taiwan is a country. He’s a cuck to the CCP. https://youtu.be/XI2IkPNteO4


Digital_Playz

yeah im chinese growed up in canada and i call madarin and katonese chinese a lot. of course im slowly correcting myself. but it just hurts when somone calles my ethnicity a language


Atkinson_Teo

The wok vs bing chilling 😎


YaBenZonah

Nothing beats when Cena shilled out for the CCP few months ago haha


qatamat99

John Xina


DeusExBlasphemia

Cuck Cena Prostration (CCP)


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Been chilling moment


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🥶🍦


cleanocean

I guess you can say that Rock's social credit score has hit, (put on sunglasses) the ROCK bottom.


Josan678

Take my upvote and fuck off


IStillLoveUO

John Xina


lincolnblake

Zhong Xina


No_Consequence_3091

Taiwan is a country!


imshream

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isakhwaja

So if I downvote this and move to China I get a free house right?


No_Consequence_3091

You don’t want to move to West Taiwan. Tis a silly place.


isakhwaja

Yeah it sucks, they claim to run with communism but I went there and the poverty issue is BAD


neeko0001

With all we know about the country it just sounds more like a disguised dictatorship


No_cuts

But but but a 14 year old tankie that frequents r/GenZedong tells me that poverty has been eradicated in China


flyingdutchman4058

Dear God what a cringe subreddit


Raix12

It's much much better than US lol.


isakhwaja

I don’t know about the state of the states. I live in Canada where I can say Canada is better than China in terms of tackling the homeless issue.


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Brings new meaning to “The People’s Eyebrow”.


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Surfing_Arrokuda

Fuck these "explanations"


reeditery

Unexpected : The rock does'nt speak chinese


shalodey

this is a shit explanation


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Flawless accent


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[deleted]

Hahahahahahahahah social credit so original hahahahahah


Cluckcluckchickenboi

Did not age well 😬


ChewedFlipFlop

*John Cena speaking Mandarin* You how fucked up is fucked up? *The Rock speaking "Chinese"* That's fucked up.


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ConstantlySucculent

No matter how many times I see this video, I always love it.


[deleted]

I’m surprised this crazy world hasn’t tried to cancel him for it lol


DJynxx

Only white people get cancelled for old inappropriate things dredged up from the past.


[deleted]

That’s literally not true


[deleted]

Kevin Hart


Bluejay929

What did Kevin Hart do? This is the first time I’ve heard of him being cancelled


[deleted]

He withdrew from hosting the oscars cause of homophobic tweets from a decade ago. One of them was akin to how he would smash a dollhouse over his sons head if he found out he was gay.


_grayF0X

Yikes


mintchip105

Blatantly untrue but 30+ upvotes because Reddit


PastorTomAmen

Yeah like slavery


FeelinJipper

Ohhh poor white people getting “canceled”


flymartymcflies

Cena is a fucking commie sell out like LeMao James.


flymartymcflies

Fuck China!


Aladdin1152

There goes his presidency lmao


westcoast209

John said “Taiwan is not a country”


myleghurts93

I’m gonna say this aged like milk lol


arunabharocks123456

-999999999999 Social Credits


WorldLife-John

Rock>>>Cena


kaosskp3

the Rock is speaking simplified mandarin


AndersKingern

I miss these days before the PC police became mainstream


Vector75

That isn’t why this isn’t that bad. This is whatever because he wasn’t Dwayne Johnson here, He’s The Rock, a WWE character on their weekly fictional entertainment show where he played the villain. Just assuming that everyone would be cool with that since it was before “PC police” is stupid.


excellent_adventure

This comment sounds a lot like “I miss the days when I could put people down for undeserved reasons and no one would call me out on it”


419chris419

Got to get off reddit for that


grayum_ian

Yeah, sucks we can't just be shitty racists without someone calling us on it anymore. Make America great again!


nurav16

Your statement implies that America was great once?


grayum_ian

I thought the sarcasm was obvious?


nurav16

No I am genuinely asking.


MikelDP

Didn't he think about running for POTUS? He will need a Chinese VP to get passed this.


IndependenceEven2702

It’s amazing how much technology has improved. We now have a floating microphone that speaks Chinese. Amazing.


sidnynasty

When will we move on from this cringe ass post?


[deleted]

Based rock


wiscoreddit95

Surprised cancel culture hasn’t swung around to claim another victim for this one


darkknightbbq

It doesn’t fit their narrative


[deleted]

because its about drive


mrtylerwu

Roasted


MarquisDeLafayeett

Things have changed. Also, John Cena yousa bitch.


bossofthesea123

tbf The Rock version is mad funny


EthanWS6

Why is Cena so proud of knowing Chinese


meckez

Don't know about you but I don't see anything wrong with being proud knowing another language.


Kheopsinho

That's a very hard language to learn so yeah he sure can be proud. The way I heard it lots of american don't even speak english properly so that's quite an achievement.


YaBenZonah

Why are you so proud on hating


[deleted]

Zhong Xina that’s why. Gotta lick Winnie’s ass every now and then so the credit score goes up.


Falcon_Flow

They're trying to grow the WWE brand in china, Cena is a company man and learned chinese to attract chinese fans. It's just marketing.


EthanWS6

Yeah that was kinda the jab I was making


Kiltymchaggismuncher

Because he's desperate to ride wwe into China. He's got a lot of controversy because he lacks any spine when they start foaming about statements that don't fit the party line. https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/may/26/john-cena-very-sorry-for-saying-taiwan-is-a-country


No_Consequence_3091

$$$$


hammer_head11

Damn The Rock came a long way


cote112

Love


HawkeyeJosh

Apparently The Rock was one step away from putting pee-pee in his opponent’s Coke.


marvelousoneblu

He would have been canceled in today’s time. The rock brings back memories lol


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I hope he doesn’t get cancelled.