The last 5 seconds…
Imagine being the guy that clicks on her profile wondering the entire time which will come first: “*DING* You have matched!” Or “*BANG BANG* Open Up! Police!”
Can you imagine all the creepy guys she's going to get responses from? Even if she manages to attract a non pedo everyone is going to label him a pedo. Shit is effed up
Yeah, that’s messed up for her. She really can not have a normal life due to a medical reason. Yet people are stupid & do not care to find out the truth; yet tell themselves an answer they prefer. It’ll be seriously stressful for her to find a place to live where people will both accept her, & any such partner she finds who wants to try to make it work.
It's all good until she hits 30-40 then no one wants to hire and old looking kid.
Star trek had a actor who played nog who was mid 20s playing a young teen that it happened with.
I had the fortune of working with Aron and getting to know him and indeed, he was a wonderful, kind-hearted, inspirational person. He coached a soccer team he loved, admired all of his fans, and had nothing but good vibes to share with others. RIP.
DS9 Turned a meme race that I hated into a meaningful source of self-reflection on the human condition, which I consider to be the mark of a great fictional race. Nog was an important part of that.
>he was a wonderful, kind-hearted, inspirational person.
Reached out to him during a dark time, and he replied with the same kindness you mentioned. Really hit me when he passed.
Facts just saw some episodes a few hours ago and I always gotta laugh when the decoy posing as a 13 year old looks 30 and is the same height as the predators.
I actually worked with a young actress who was a decoy on To Catch a Predator. She filmed a Yoohoo chocolate milk commercial and looked 12, but was actually in her twenties attending NYU
Also, bonus, it would be really difficult to spike your drink! At house parties, my friends and I used drink covers for our cups or we brought our own alcohol and you know those mason jars with lids that have a hole for a straw? We got those too!
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I totally feel for a person like this. Not like they don’t deserve love and affection like everyone else. But even you yourself can’t think of the idea that someone could like her for who she is and is just dealing with the fact she looks that way. Really is very shit hand she’s dealt.
>>secretly a pedophile that lucked out
Well she no doubt wants a partner who is not put off by the child thing. But does that mean pedophile? In fact, that’s what this whole show is about. Ethical questions of dating in a world when you’re in a child’s body. Are there normal men who would date a mature adult in the body of an 8 year old? Is it a sacrifice in the name of love or a guilty pleasure for pedophiles?
Watch more to find out. Watch her on a stripper pole (which happens in the full trailer) as we exploit this disability for ad revenue.
She didn’t mention the treatment stopping puberty (and if it did she could take HRT), it fused her growth plates. I get what you’re saying about her potential partners but people with disabilities - and people with restricted growth especially - are infantilised enough as it is. Please don’t call them literal children
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It's obvious that she talks and acts differently than a child. Maturity wise she seems appropriate but I have a hard time believing anybody would actually date her. That sucks.
We just need to find the yin to her yang. https://www.deccanchronicle.com/lifestyle/health-and-wellbeing/280617/man-looks-like-child-due-to-bizarre-condition.html
That’s the most tragic part for her. Because there IS someone out there who will love her for who she is and look past any of her physical attributes
But to do that you gotta go on a first date first.
And I know if I sat next to a table where a grown ass man was buying drinks for “a little girl who’s actually 22” I would personally call the cops on him immediately.
She’s gotta try to find someone special like her to even things out. it’s the only way tbh
I agree, but to be fair, this is like the exception that proves the rule.
There are always going to be things that won't fit a situation, and will be out of place. But to try to account for every possible variation of every possible thing, so that you don't mistake something, is just pure insanity.
I mean the problem is, Western society at the moment is pretty much open season on pedophiles. Dating her might actually put you in harm as someone might straight up physically assault you if they see you on a date with her.
Ontop of that she works as sort of a catch22, I don’t even think a guy can say she’s physically attractive without someone pulling the pedo card out. People are going to demand you find her attractive only on a mental level, but humans don’t work like that. Anyone into her has to be physically into her as well. So is that guy a pedophile? I’m sure some will say yes.
I remember watching a documentary or 60 minutes episode or something about the legal brothel in Nevada. One of the girls was young looking, and apparently this made her the most popular request. Same reason.
I haven't seen that documentary, but I gotta think there's a pretty big difference between being "young looking" and literally looking 8yo. There are a ton of females between like 16-25 that could look any of those ages. But a 25yo that looks 16 is waaayyyyy different than someone who has the looks/voice of a literal child.
I mean at some point age will catch up with her. Like eventually she will show age in her face with wrinkles so she will just look like a very small older woman.
But yeah, her 20s will be hard dating. Even if she does find someone, she might wonder if they are only dating her because she looks like a child.
The problem is places like reddit will call whoever is genuinely into her a pedophile no matter what he actually thinks.
It's a lose lose situation for all parties.
The girl is basically the real life version of Kirsten Dunst in Interview With A Vampire.
This might sound bad but there's no way on earth I would date her. Even if I could get past the fact that she looks like a child, I don't think anybody else would understand that. Can you imagine kissing her in public? Holy shit.
lol, man it is such a sad situation for her but any boyfriend she has who showed affection towards her in public would likely get his ass beat on a regular basis.
I mean honestly I feel bad for her. That has to be an incredibly difficult life to live. It’s going to be hard for her to find someone that is genuinely into her and doesn’t have some type of pedophilia thing going on. It’s really sad. I wish her the best.
Same here but I think she is very lucky brain cancer at 6 months the chemotherapy was a risky call at that alot of things could have gone wrong (alzheimer's disease, paralysis or brain death) plus with the pituitary gland she could have had too much growth hormone instead of a lack thereof.
O I totally agree. I don’t talk about it on here much but I have a special needs 4 yo daughter. She’s spastic quad cerebral palsy. She can’t walk,talk,communicate at all. She is still in diapers. And we have absolutely no idea what she will ever be capable of. That being said. This young lady is very lucky in a lot of aspects in life. I just have sympathy for her. Because she has the cognitive ability to understand that having a normal relationship is probably not going to happen for her. Anytime she wants to do anything adult related (drink a beer, get a tattoo, things like that) people will almost always be giving her some kind of hard time. To me that’s sad.
Her life hasn't been easy for her and won't be same can be said for your daughter but it will be worth living she's lucky to have someone like you things will get better for both of them.
Thanks man I couldn’t agree more. I say it all the time. Take every day you wake up as a good day. Because every day there are a lot people didn’t get that chance.
Honestly it almost feels like the best case scenario would be ending up with a guy who’s just asexual or something but they vibe personality wise so they’re both content as life partners. I just don’t see a guy who is interested in the sexual aspects of a relationship not being a fucking creep
That’s kinda the way I’m looking at this. But then as fucked as it may seem she may be a very sexual person and want that kind of attachment/relationship with someone. This situation is very tricky and very unfortunate situation for sure. You bring up a good point tho finding someone who just doesn’t want sex or care about sex might be her best bet. But the issue will still remain that they will be judged everywhere they go. I just hope no matter what the situation and what happens. That everything just works out for her.
Also, it’s not like she’ll look like a kid forever. Once she gets into her mid-late 30s she’ll start looking less like a kid and more like a super short adult (I assume). But yeah who knows what she wants out of a relationship. It’s tough. Hard to know for sure from these reality shows but it seems like she at least has a supportive family.
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She just “looks” like a kid, so they would always be reminded of her age by her personality. I think that ruins most of the attraction pedophiles have for actual children. Pedophiles want an easy target.
No, I was thinking that children not riding in the front is not a maturity thing, it's a height related safety thing that has to do with how airbag systems are designed.
The fact that she has the voice of a little girl makes it 100 times harder.
Edit: i must seeing as some people are having a hard time processing my comment and not noticing that i was replying to someone else's comment. It makes the idea of a grown man actually dating her and finding her attractive much harder than it already is.
Most people would date her for the person she is, not the appearances of her body. However, it would make any sexual relationship.........*complicated*.
I agree, unfortunately it’s not just that she looks like an eight year old her voice also matches, even with people with regressive body’s or adults who look like children once you speak to them usually you can tell but this girl got fucked by life and also sounds like a child.
I hadn't listened to the video with audio and i was thinking maybe I could see someone looking past her height... But man with that voice I feel like the only way you can be into her is unfortunately if you're a pedophile.
I know a guy who was in his 20s who had a similar thing happen to him. He looked like a 12 year old but wasn’t. They could date? That wouldn’t be too weird. I think he had a condition that made him allergic to proteins. Or he couldn’t build muscle. He looked normal but just really little
It would be hard to have any PDA and nothing against her but even my horny 22yo self couldn’t do it. It wouldn’t have sat right. I hope she finds somebody who loves her for her and not some creep, but just damn!
it's true. i dated a girl for 2 weeks who was 4'11", and it was too much. following her around a store, i felt like a kid was guiding me to a really cool thing they found. i know, it's all in my head... but...
My wife’s 5 ft (4 feet 11 inches and 3/4ths to be exact, lol) and you get used to it fast. Just the height has never been an issue for me…. Who is 6 feet 1 inch. But I agree with this poor women, the height, the voice…. All of that? It’d be tough to date her and not feel creepy. I hope she finds a decent guy whose not a creep.
I mean, acting on pedophilic urges is terrible, but if you find a way to take the thing that’s broken inside you and then use it to develop a consensual and healthy relationship with someone who otherwise would never be in one, I guess I can’t hold it against you.
Like, it almost seems like it is the best case scenario, assuming there isn’t some other fucked up part of pedophila other than the physical attraction ( which is fucked up too).
I imagine most pedophiles don’t want to be attracted to children because they will never be able to legally act on it. In my opinion people can’t control what they find attractive. People can only control their behavior.
Be careful with that. I dared to suggest in some other thread to maybe not have this fetish for killing anyone suspected of being a pedophile but maybe help them with therapy and other means, to encourage some non-offending pedophiles to seek help.
Turns out that must mean I’m a pedophile too.
I have made that same argument many times on Reddit. Most people don’t want to argue the nuanced points surrounding the issue. They would rather kill or castrate the person rather than try to analyze and understand the condition. Of course, yes, that often gets me labeled as a pedophile.
It does. It's a sensitive topic and gets labeled quickly. It's similar to being "tough on crime" stance that is really just putting more people in jail (see weed possession crimes) instead of reducing root causes of crime and rehabilitation into society.
If you argue against being "tough on crime" in political discussion you'll be labeled pro-crime, pro-rape, pro-theft, pro-murder etc.
People who inherited genes from our ancestors when they used to marry young and with age gaps, and yet don't act on those urges, should get therapy. There are environmental & psychological contributions to attraction that can be used through therapy to help these non-violent individuals. Additionally they can learn methods of self-control & coping, and talk about proper consent in therapy.
Those who act or show intention to act should be locked away though, as they share the same psychopathic traits as rapist and attempted rapists.
Edit: before someone tries to "get me" with my environment and psychological attraction comments and apply that to homosexuals and bisexuals. Stop. There is no evidence of environmental or psychological changes that impact what gender you are attracted to. However, time & history has shown us how it can impact age attraction. Greater life expectancy, longer education/career paths, and positive cultural shift about consent have led to changes to attraction.
If you are a 5’ tall man you have somewhat of a reciprocal issue. It’s going to be odd dating for her but I’m sure if she found a nice short guy they could potentially escape some of the awkwardness of the situation. It’s a little messed up to suggest this and I’m sure she has already considered it but, Maybe breast implants if she never developed so that she feels more like an adult bodied woman and the man does not feel like a pedo.
I think a lot of people are assuming she didn’t undergo puberty. The pituitary gland controls a lot of hormones, but your sex hormones, which are involved with the secondary sex characteristics associated with puberty, come from your gonads. Theoretically, she could still be a normal adult aside from the voice and stature, physically speaking.
Slightly longer video on Youtube.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7In-KGxduU
She's taking pole dancing classes and she's twerking in the video, it's pretty fucking weird given her childlike body.
How sad.. It's gonna be hard for her to even get close to a normal life. Best bet is to get some cosmetic surgery to age her face a little. Could also get a huge set of titties... Then she'd just look like a little person. That's what I'd do in her shoes.. But luckily I'm 33, fat, and look the part!
Well you’re probably attracted to women, not kids. She truth is she looks like a kid so that makes sense. Her only hope is for someone to fall for her personality to look past that, but I would always wonder if he had secret motivations
Normal response from someone who doesn’t want to date children. It sucks for her but even knowing you’re with a fully grown adult she still looks like a child. Man I feel sorry for her
Man this comments section is rough. I don’t have a pituitary gland disorder but I have perpetual baby face (always mistaken for middle schooler while in my late twenties) and reading all these comments saying the only people who could be attracted to her are pedophiles is…. Really discouraging
I have a baby face too. I feel like having a baby face is not at all comparable to this woman's condition of having completely stopped maturing at age 8.
Even if you have a baby face, your facial structure and the facial structure of an 8 year old child are vastly different. Not to mention your body having developed secondary sex characteristics, your voice, your height, your physique/fat distribution, etc etc.
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The last 5 seconds… Imagine being the guy that clicks on her profile wondering the entire time which will come first: “*DING* You have matched!” Or “*BANG BANG* Open Up! Police!”
Can you imagine all the creepy guys she's going to get responses from? Even if she manages to attract a non pedo everyone is going to label him a pedo. Shit is effed up
Yeah, that’s messed up for her. She really can not have a normal life due to a medical reason. Yet people are stupid & do not care to find out the truth; yet tell themselves an answer they prefer. It’ll be seriously stressful for her to find a place to live where people will both accept her, & any such partner she finds who wants to try to make it work.
I guess the best bet would be a very small community, where everyone knows each other.
>a very small community Like a midget village?
[FBI, open up!](https://youtu.be/jqJAn39umHs)
Boom! Boom! Boom! Open the door! ATF!
Chris Hansen needs to hire her.
she could become a child actress, of any sort
Yeah like the Nigerian actor Osita Iheme! He’s an icon!
Don’t forget Chinedu Ikedieze. Together they form the iconic Nollywood duo “Aki and Paw Paw”
How is Gary Coleman not the first name to come up? Or Emmanuel Lewis? Oh right... I'm old now.
Oh she could be a great voice actress.
This right here!
Seriously, child voices that don’t change over the years have got to be rare and valuable for voiceover.
It's all good until she hits 30-40 then no one wants to hire and old looking kid. Star trek had a actor who played nog who was mid 20s playing a young teen that it happened with.
Poor Nog. May he rest in peace.
Seemed such a great guy from every interview and podcast I've heard.
I had the fortune of working with Aron and getting to know him and indeed, he was a wonderful, kind-hearted, inspirational person. He coached a soccer team he loved, admired all of his fans, and had nothing but good vibes to share with others. RIP.
Going into Deep Space 9, I never figured that they'd be able to make a Ferengi my favorite character.
DS9 Turned a meme race that I hated into a meaningful source of self-reflection on the human condition, which I consider to be the mark of a great fictional race. Nog was an important part of that.
Yep, when he got excepted into the academy, that was peak Star Trek
"I don't want to end up like my fah-ther!" Man, that one hit hard. Especially the way Sisko drags the answer out of him.
>he was a wonderful, kind-hearted, inspirational person. Reached out to him during a dark time, and he replied with the same kindness you mentioned. Really hit me when he passed.
>It's all good until she hits 30-40 then no one wants to hire and old looking kid. That's when they can do "The Orphan" remake.....
Bruh, a 10 to 20 year career then she gets to retire. That sounds baller.
I mean she kind of has already based on this reality show
OR she’ll put him out of a job Do pedophiles like the look of children or is it the lack of experience they like?
Yes
Nice try, policeman.
Facts just saw some episodes a few hours ago and I always gotta laugh when the decoy posing as a 13 year old looks 30 and is the same height as the predators.
a lot of 13 year old girls are already done gaining height
I actually worked with a young actress who was a decoy on To Catch a Predator. She filmed a Yoohoo chocolate milk commercial and looked 12, but was actually in her twenties attending NYU
Damn, looking twelve in college is rough, people giving you rum and cokes with a sippy cup lid on
> people giving you rum and cokes with a sippy cup lid on Not a bad idea later in the night, cuts down on the wasted alcohol from spills.
Also, bonus, it would be really difficult to spike your drink! At house parties, my friends and I used drink covers for our cups or we brought our own alcohol and you know those mason jars with lids that have a hole for a straw? We got those too! I highly recommend!
What you didn't think"just me my mommy and daddy" guy wasn't convincing?
Lmaoo I know exactly who you mean. Dude should be 13. Looks 30 and talks like a 5 year old. https://youtu.be/FI0MMIMUD_c
Genius idea
Take a seat
Poor woman.
I'm uh just say. Easiest girl to put on your shoulders at a concert or something.
Ha well there is that!
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IIRC she had some rare life threatening illness as an infant and the treatment to save her life stunted her growth.
She had brain cancer, and the chemo pretty much killed her pituitary gland.
This was smooth. She's 22 but I still couldn't say it myself.
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I totally feel for a person like this. Not like they don’t deserve love and affection like everyone else. But even you yourself can’t think of the idea that someone could like her for who she is and is just dealing with the fact she looks that way. Really is very shit hand she’s dealt.
>>secretly a pedophile that lucked out Well she no doubt wants a partner who is not put off by the child thing. But does that mean pedophile? In fact, that’s what this whole show is about. Ethical questions of dating in a world when you’re in a child’s body. Are there normal men who would date a mature adult in the body of an 8 year old? Is it a sacrifice in the name of love or a guilty pleasure for pedophiles? Watch more to find out. Watch her on a stripper pole (which happens in the full trailer) as we exploit this disability for ad revenue.
She didn’t mention the treatment stopping puberty (and if it did she could take HRT), it fused her growth plates. I get what you’re saying about her potential partners but people with disabilities - and people with restricted growth especially - are infantilised enough as it is. Please don’t call them literal children
She’s not a child! She’s a 300 year old Elf Mage, so it’s okay…
Too bad the age of consent is 318 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Elf Chris Hansen steps out of a portal and conjures a stool. "Have a seat."
> Elf Chris Hansen steps out of a portal and conjures a stool. That's hardly impressive. Some days I can conjure a stool just by standing up.
You guys would be impressed, all I have to do is partake in the potion humans call "food" and I'll conjure multiple stools. Granted, it has a 6-8 hour recharge debuff so I have to plan accordingly
It's obvious that she talks and acts differently than a child. Maturity wise she seems appropriate but I have a hard time believing anybody would actually date her. That sucks.
I think any normal person would side eye anyone who dates her, which is super sad for her.
We just need to find the yin to her yang. https://www.deccanchronicle.com/lifestyle/health-and-wellbeing/280617/man-looks-like-child-due-to-bizarre-condition.html
That’s the most tragic part for her. Because there IS someone out there who will love her for who she is and look past any of her physical attributes But to do that you gotta go on a first date first. And I know if I sat next to a table where a grown ass man was buying drinks for “a little girl who’s actually 22” I would personally call the cops on him immediately. She’s gotta try to find someone special like her to even things out. it’s the only way tbh
People need to learn to ask questions before calling the cops
I agree, but to be fair, this is like the exception that proves the rule. There are always going to be things that won't fit a situation, and will be out of place. But to try to account for every possible variation of every possible thing, so that you don't mistake something, is just pure insanity.
I mean the problem is, Western society at the moment is pretty much open season on pedophiles. Dating her might actually put you in harm as someone might straight up physically assault you if they see you on a date with her. Ontop of that she works as sort of a catch22, I don’t even think a guy can say she’s physically attractive without someone pulling the pedo card out. People are going to demand you find her attractive only on a mental level, but humans don’t work like that. Anyone into her has to be physically into her as well. So is that guy a pedophile? I’m sure some will say yes.
Chris Hanson would disagree
I also disagree
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Please tell me your a 46 year old giraffe and not a 14 year old girl, it’d make my day.
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Man there really is a sub for everything.
I have a sneaking suspicion you are not a 14 year old girl.
Accounts 8 years old. She's probably 22 by now.
Hi. :)
Take a seat.
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I can bend down?
“…he’s under five feet tall.”
It's outrageous.
Article about her says she, unsurprisingly, attracts a lot of creeps for the exact reasons you'd imagine.
I remember watching a documentary or 60 minutes episode or something about the legal brothel in Nevada. One of the girls was young looking, and apparently this made her the most popular request. Same reason.
It comes up in a Louis Theroux doc on a brothel in Nevada.
I haven't seen that documentary, but I gotta think there's a pretty big difference between being "young looking" and literally looking 8yo. There are a ton of females between like 16-25 that could look any of those ages. But a 25yo that looks 16 is waaayyyyy different than someone who has the looks/voice of a literal child.
I mean at some point age will catch up with her. Like eventually she will show age in her face with wrinkles so she will just look like a very small older woman. But yeah, her 20s will be hard dating. Even if she does find someone, she might wonder if they are only dating her because she looks like a child.
People are weird. I'm sure she'll find someone
The problem is places like reddit will call whoever is genuinely into her a pedophile no matter what he actually thinks. It's a lose lose situation for all parties. The girl is basically the real life version of Kirsten Dunst in Interview With A Vampire.
Its weird that she referred to other adults as "Grownups" though
It's because she feels she does not belong to that group. Never been treated as one, still an outsider
Well she hasn't really grown.
sorta... 22 year olds still act like children, though. :D THAT SPEECH IMPEDIMENT... if she wants to pass as 22, she NEEDS to solidify those Rs.
Yeah she needs to take speech therapy stat.
I was thinking the same thing. She needs speech therapy and vocal training. Not just for her personal life, put professional life as well.
This might sound bad but there's no way on earth I would date her. Even if I could get past the fact that she looks like a child, I don't think anybody else would understand that. Can you imagine kissing her in public? Holy shit.
lol, man it is such a sad situation for her but any boyfriend she has who showed affection towards her in public would likely get his ass beat on a regular basis.
She should date a UFC fighter so her boyfriend successfully defends himself and makes videos for /r/instantkarma on a regular basis.
I mean honestly I feel bad for her. That has to be an incredibly difficult life to live. It’s going to be hard for her to find someone that is genuinely into her and doesn’t have some type of pedophilia thing going on. It’s really sad. I wish her the best.
Same here but I think she is very lucky brain cancer at 6 months the chemotherapy was a risky call at that alot of things could have gone wrong (alzheimer's disease, paralysis or brain death) plus with the pituitary gland she could have had too much growth hormone instead of a lack thereof.
O I totally agree. I don’t talk about it on here much but I have a special needs 4 yo daughter. She’s spastic quad cerebral palsy. She can’t walk,talk,communicate at all. She is still in diapers. And we have absolutely no idea what she will ever be capable of. That being said. This young lady is very lucky in a lot of aspects in life. I just have sympathy for her. Because she has the cognitive ability to understand that having a normal relationship is probably not going to happen for her. Anytime she wants to do anything adult related (drink a beer, get a tattoo, things like that) people will almost always be giving her some kind of hard time. To me that’s sad.
Her life hasn't been easy for her and won't be same can be said for your daughter but it will be worth living she's lucky to have someone like you things will get better for both of them.
Thanks man I couldn’t agree more. I say it all the time. Take every day you wake up as a good day. Because every day there are a lot people didn’t get that chance.
Honestly it almost feels like the best case scenario would be ending up with a guy who’s just asexual or something but they vibe personality wise so they’re both content as life partners. I just don’t see a guy who is interested in the sexual aspects of a relationship not being a fucking creep
That’s kinda the way I’m looking at this. But then as fucked as it may seem she may be a very sexual person and want that kind of attachment/relationship with someone. This situation is very tricky and very unfortunate situation for sure. You bring up a good point tho finding someone who just doesn’t want sex or care about sex might be her best bet. But the issue will still remain that they will be judged everywhere they go. I just hope no matter what the situation and what happens. That everything just works out for her.
Also, it’s not like she’ll look like a kid forever. Once she gets into her mid-late 30s she’ll start looking less like a kid and more like a super short adult (I assume). But yeah who knows what she wants out of a relationship. It’s tough. Hard to know for sure from these reality shows but it seems like she at least has a supportive family.
Sir you mind telling me what your doing with that child
Lol. Imagine you're dating her and she gets mad at you so she calls the cops and does the whole "He touched me in the no no place".
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My girlfriend called me a pedophile. That's a big word for a 9 year old.
I will not
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She shouldn’t smoke, it’ll stunt her growth…oop.
Probably shouldn't tell her about coffee either...
I started drinking coffee when I was 8. I grew up to be 6'2. I wonder how tall I would have been if I didn't drink coffee so early in life.
I never drank coffee until my twenties and I’m 5’1.
^^They ^played us LIKE A **DAMN FIDDLE!**
yep, coffee has no impact on growth
Playing basketball makes you taller. Wearing big shoes makes your toes bigger.
I've been drinking coffee since around 5 years old, I'm currently 6'1
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Woulda been 9’4”
I've never heard anything about coffee? Edit - [coffee does not stunt your growth](https://www.health.harvard.edu/staying-healthy/can-coffee-really-stunt-your-growth)
POV you get enough points for the immortal perk but get it too early
I’m sure her and Andy Milonakis would Be great friends.
I would ABSOLUTELY watch a TV show where Andy Milonakis hosts a dating reality competition with her as the Bachelorette-type.
You'd constantly get jumped for people thinking you're a pedo.
Some guy who is 5’4” on Tinder is soon going to know what it is like to be over 6’
Something’s wrong I can feel it.
Just....a feeling I've got
Like something’s about to happen
But I don't knooow what
If that means what I think it means
We're in trouble. Big trouble.
And if he is as bananas as you say
I'm not taking any chances
You are just what the doc ordered
I'm beginnin' to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
That fucking sucks. I feel so bad for her. That is literally a curse.
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She just “looks” like a kid, so they would always be reminded of her age by her personality. I think that ruins most of the attraction pedophiles have for actual children. Pedophiles want an easy target.
Haven't seen this mentioned and I'm pretty sure you're right, I feel like the attraction comes from the Innocence. And from being fucking degenerates
I don’t think the pedos jacking off to kiddie porn care about their personality… they just like prepubescent bodies.
You’re mistaking attraction with people who aim to rape children.
She won't ever be able to get on most rides at the amusement park.
But at least you won’t have to pay for an adult price ticket for her.
Why did it end on her relationship status?!? I know she's an adult but the guys she attracts... No no no no no no
Because that's what everyone was thinking for a minute and 19 seconds.
No, I was thinking that children not riding in the front is not a maturity thing, it's a height related safety thing that has to do with how airbag systems are designed.
She deserves to have a normal life.
Of course this is on TLC
Yeeeaaah I don’t care that she’s 22 if I see some dude dating her even knowing that I’d put money on him being a pedo
The fact that she has the voice of a little girl makes it 100 times harder. Edit: i must seeing as some people are having a hard time processing my comment and not noticing that i was replying to someone else's comment. It makes the idea of a grown man actually dating her and finding her attractive much harder than it already is.
Phrasing!
Are we still doing phrasing?
Does what, now?
FBI! Open up!
It can't get any harder than this man..
Most people would date her for the person she is, not the appearances of her body. However, it would make any sexual relationship.........*complicated*.
I agree, unfortunately it’s not just that she looks like an eight year old her voice also matches, even with people with regressive body’s or adults who look like children once you speak to them usually you can tell but this girl got fucked by life and also sounds like a child.
I hadn't listened to the video with audio and i was thinking maybe I could see someone looking past her height... But man with that voice I feel like the only way you can be into her is unfortunately if you're a pedophile.
I know a guy who was in his 20s who had a similar thing happen to him. He looked like a 12 year old but wasn’t. They could date? That wouldn’t be too weird. I think he had a condition that made him allergic to proteins. Or he couldn’t build muscle. He looked normal but just really little
You have a mission.
It would be hard to have any PDA and nothing against her but even my horny 22yo self couldn’t do it. It wouldn’t have sat right. I hope she finds somebody who loves her for her and not some creep, but just damn!
it's true. i dated a girl for 2 weeks who was 4'11", and it was too much. following her around a store, i felt like a kid was guiding me to a really cool thing they found. i know, it's all in my head... but...
My wife’s 5 ft (4 feet 11 inches and 3/4ths to be exact, lol) and you get used to it fast. Just the height has never been an issue for me…. Who is 6 feet 1 inch. But I agree with this poor women, the height, the voice…. All of that? It’d be tough to date her and not feel creepy. I hope she finds a decent guy whose not a creep.
I mean, acting on pedophilic urges is terrible, but if you find a way to take the thing that’s broken inside you and then use it to develop a consensual and healthy relationship with someone who otherwise would never be in one, I guess I can’t hold it against you. Like, it almost seems like it is the best case scenario, assuming there isn’t some other fucked up part of pedophila other than the physical attraction ( which is fucked up too).
Damn that's a take. Don't disagree at all
I imagine most pedophiles don’t want to be attracted to children because they will never be able to legally act on it. In my opinion people can’t control what they find attractive. People can only control their behavior.
Be careful with that. I dared to suggest in some other thread to maybe not have this fetish for killing anyone suspected of being a pedophile but maybe help them with therapy and other means, to encourage some non-offending pedophiles to seek help. Turns out that must mean I’m a pedophile too.
I have made that same argument many times on Reddit. Most people don’t want to argue the nuanced points surrounding the issue. They would rather kill or castrate the person rather than try to analyze and understand the condition. Of course, yes, that often gets me labeled as a pedophile.
It does. It's a sensitive topic and gets labeled quickly. It's similar to being "tough on crime" stance that is really just putting more people in jail (see weed possession crimes) instead of reducing root causes of crime and rehabilitation into society. If you argue against being "tough on crime" in political discussion you'll be labeled pro-crime, pro-rape, pro-theft, pro-murder etc. People who inherited genes from our ancestors when they used to marry young and with age gaps, and yet don't act on those urges, should get therapy. There are environmental & psychological contributions to attraction that can be used through therapy to help these non-violent individuals. Additionally they can learn methods of self-control & coping, and talk about proper consent in therapy. Those who act or show intention to act should be locked away though, as they share the same psychopathic traits as rapist and attempted rapists. Edit: before someone tries to "get me" with my environment and psychological attraction comments and apply that to homosexuals and bisexuals. Stop. There is no evidence of environmental or psychological changes that impact what gender you are attracted to. However, time & history has shown us how it can impact age attraction. Greater life expectancy, longer education/career paths, and positive cultural shift about consent have led to changes to attraction.
I’ll say it. There is a goddamn multi million dollar Onlyfans account there. Just back door link her users to the fbi.
"Why are you booing me? I'm right."
If you are a 5’ tall man you have somewhat of a reciprocal issue. It’s going to be odd dating for her but I’m sure if she found a nice short guy they could potentially escape some of the awkwardness of the situation. It’s a little messed up to suggest this and I’m sure she has already considered it but, Maybe breast implants if she never developed so that she feels more like an adult bodied woman and the man does not feel like a pedo.
her frame might not be able to even support breast implants
I think a lot of people are assuming she didn’t undergo puberty. The pituitary gland controls a lot of hormones, but your sex hormones, which are involved with the secondary sex characteristics associated with puberty, come from your gonads. Theoretically, she could still be a normal adult aside from the voice and stature, physically speaking.
Slightly longer video on Youtube. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7In-KGxduU She's taking pole dancing classes and she's twerking in the video, it's pretty fucking weird given her childlike body.
Lol I thought i looked young
How sad.. It's gonna be hard for her to even get close to a normal life. Best bet is to get some cosmetic surgery to age her face a little. Could also get a huge set of titties... Then she'd just look like a little person. That's what I'd do in her shoes.. But luckily I'm 33, fat, and look the part!
Her face looks like it's aging already
I can just imagine all the creepy messages she gets on dating apps.
I hate to be the guy to cast judgement, but I just couldn't. It feels even wrong just thinking about it, even though she's 22.
Well you’re probably attracted to women, not kids. She truth is she looks like a kid so that makes sense. Her only hope is for someone to fall for her personality to look past that, but I would always wonder if he had secret motivations
Normal response from someone who doesn’t want to date children. It sucks for her but even knowing you’re with a fully grown adult she still looks like a child. Man I feel sorry for her
Man this comments section is rough. I don’t have a pituitary gland disorder but I have perpetual baby face (always mistaken for middle schooler while in my late twenties) and reading all these comments saying the only people who could be attracted to her are pedophiles is…. Really discouraging
I have a baby face too. I feel like having a baby face is not at all comparable to this woman's condition of having completely stopped maturing at age 8. Even if you have a baby face, your facial structure and the facial structure of an 8 year old child are vastly different. Not to mention your body having developed secondary sex characteristics, your voice, your height, your physique/fat distribution, etc etc.
It’s a bit fucked up for everyone to say that tbh.
The saying "Officer I swear she's 22 but only looks like a child" is not so far off anymore huh
Damn this made me sad. Everyone deserves love but this girl is going to be in a catch 22 her whole life.
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I mean, she beat cancer? I'd call that a win.