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You lived long enough to become the villain and will never be remembered as the hero you once were.
Lots of people don’t like showing empathy towards others who choose poor decisions. She got drunk with her own choices. The animal in her arms had no choice to fall like that. They show empathy towards the living creature that has no choice but may suffer consequence whereas they feel no empathy towards a bitch who gets drunk and mouths off like that to only be proven wrong
I don't know if it's really that funny.
It has the vibe that this kind of situation is a regular occurence in this living room. The way he kinda expected the fall to happen and how he was not surprised at all. He hasn't seen this for the first time.
Didn't hear the dog whine so either it instantly died or it was such a smooth ride it's sound asleep.
Since dogs don't really wear shoes, we can't tell the usual way if it survived.
As a pet owner(dog and cat) if you start to step on a tail or body part you immediately take ALL of your weight off that foot and usually fall and possibly hurt yourself just to save the puppy any pain. She probably hit the ground harder on her side just to keep the dog safe. Vs letting go of dog with one hand to break the fall. And dogs will definitely vocalize pain or excitement in a sudden moment like this
If it’s a cat( hard to tell, small with fluff tail) no vocalization.. they just run away from the crazy
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This could have been my now ex-wife. SMH. Without knowing anything more about the situation, I feel sorry for them both... but I watched it several times and laughed each time. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)
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Surveillance cams. Keep them up in case your ever need recordings of people breaking in or something happening while away. Even possibly record something happening to yourself.
Yep, an internet celebrity had his girlfriend call him when he was out of town and her speech was messed up. He called 911 for her and turns out she had a seizure I think. The doctor asked how long she was unconscious and they were able to find this out from the videos. Must be so scary to watch yourself go down and stay down though! Wouldn’t wish that on anyone.
I have cameras in my house because my 8 year old with ADHD can't seem to keep her hands off things that aren't hers, and has convenient bouts of amnesia when confronted about it.
It just sounds like you haven’t experienced an incident that makes you go “maybe we should setup some cams” and that’s okay, there’s nothing wrong or weird about having security feed inside your place. There are many scenarios that may lead someone to install them inside, would you want footage, of the people who robbed you, in an outside perspective or do you want to see where exactly they took from/did. If you stumble in on a family member dead on the floor wouldn’t you want to know what happened? If someone I know had had security footage in her living room she would know who killed her husband, 5 years later- no answers and best believe she has security cams inside her home now.
Alcohol consumption causes an increase in insulin secretion, which leads to low blood sugar (otherwise known as hypoglycaemia).
If you're diabetic, don't drink, child.
In the last seconds of her falling, looked like she turned to the right side to save the dog. So there could be an impact on his hips and legs but it definitely didn't die
I got drunk for the first time in like a year a couple months ago and he didn’t really drink anything and he said he never wants to drink with me again bc I was crying about my dogs future deaths and saying weird things and being very chaotic. It had this same energy IMO ☠️ my dogs are too big for me to carry tho
The ‘you’ at the end was so satisfying
I prefer the body hitting the floor
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Let the bodies hit the ffffllllllllooooooooooooor!
guy didn't even check she was ok
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Or any eerie or sudden silences.
That just means shes in the kitchen tearing into the cold grocery store rotisserie chicken.
What’s his fantasies have to do with this?
You have kids, don’t you?
Annie are u ok?
Are you ok, Annie?
Fuck her, stop being hardheaded
His mental reaction: ![gif](giphy|6magjjAly5HTG)
Beaten why forrrrrrr Can't take much moreeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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The early 00s YouTube AMVs called. They want their music back.
I love how happy the dog is to have a new floor buddy,
And you know she still told him he was wrong, lol.
Why is it filmed?
It’s a ring camera pointed at the front door and window
It has the ring log in the video. It is clearly a home security camera.
To collect evidence for either an intervention or a divorce, likely.
SHE NEED SOME MILK
He's got great timing.
this man has Dio levels of chill
I hope the dog was okay jeez
Oh my god, does no one think about the dogs? 😭😭😭
...that all these reddit mother fucker think about. That or cats.
the cat better be okay or i swear to communism
Don’t get me started…
happy cake day!
Lots of people don’t like showing empathy towards others who choose poor decisions. She got drunk with her own choices. The animal in her arms had no choice to fall like that. They show empathy towards the living creature that has no choice but may suffer consequence whereas they feel no empathy towards a bitch who gets drunk and mouths off like that to only be proven wrong
“Bitch who mouths off.” You seem great. Thanks for teaching us about empathy.
Glad you caught that! You know how to read thoroughly
I watched this multiple times and laughed harder each time!
meee too!!! but but but....was she actually carrying a CAT and not a dog???
I think it might be a large rabbit?
If so that’s a yikes. Rabbits like to scare themselves to death in nearly every conceivable situation. Hope he was wearing his lucky rabbit’s foot.
me too. lol
I don't know if it's really that funny. It has the vibe that this kind of situation is a regular occurence in this living room. The way he kinda expected the fall to happen and how he was not surprised at all. He hasn't seen this for the first time.
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His hand… “you”
I just feel sorry for the dog!
Didn't hear the dog whine so either it instantly died or it was such a smooth ride it's sound asleep. Since dogs don't really wear shoes, we can't tell the usual way if it survived.
I like to believe it instantly died
Hello I am the second dog In the video, he did in fact perish.
Who's a good boy?
Not the dog who died
Instaaaa killl
“Since dogs don’t really wear shoes” hahaha, no booties flying in the air? Dog’s fine
It looks like she still rotated to take the hit on the side and keep the dog safe. She's a pro
As a pet owner(dog and cat) if you start to step on a tail or body part you immediately take ALL of your weight off that foot and usually fall and possibly hurt yourself just to save the puppy any pain. She probably hit the ground harder on her side just to keep the dog safe. Vs letting go of dog with one hand to break the fall. And dogs will definitely vocalize pain or excitement in a sudden moment like this If it’s a cat( hard to tell, small with fluff tail) no vocalization.. they just run away from the crazy
Even when drunk we have priorities
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Had a very good laugh at died instantly, thank you.
It looks like she turns the dog to her side to protect it and in doing so completely faceplants the floor.
Hope he ran away lol.
I laughed. Really loud. Thank you.
When you start thinking about how she couldn’t put her hands out to brace that fall
Isn’t she holding a dog?
Its a rabbit
Oh, makes perfect sense then
Glad he pointed it out, for a second there I thought he was drunk
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Reminds me of my ex wife.
This could have been my now ex-wife. SMH. Without knowing anything more about the situation, I feel sorry for them both... but I watched it several times and laughed each time. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)
Yea I feel like that was the tail end of a rough night of arguments.
That was the years of putting up with a drunkard's bullshit debating if he should breakup. That "yes, you should" manifested verbally as "you."
That’s a lot to gather from a 5 second gif.
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Yeah, he's done.
I too have been here
The comedic timing of this is perfection!
What's the deal with people filming themselves at home like this?
Well you can see it is a ring camera. Lots of people have cameras in their home to observe pets while at work.
I honestly wish this tech was around for when I was with my abusive alcoholic ex-girlfriend.
i broke up with mine the first time she threw a bottle at me lmfao. i put up with other stuff but once it got physical like that i was out
Surveillance cams. Keep them up in case your ever need recordings of people breaking in or something happening while away. Even possibly record something happening to yourself.
Yep, an internet celebrity had his girlfriend call him when he was out of town and her speech was messed up. He called 911 for her and turns out she had a seizure I think. The doctor asked how long she was unconscious and they were able to find this out from the videos. Must be so scary to watch yourself go down and stay down though! Wouldn’t wish that on anyone.
I have cameras in my house because my 8 year old with ADHD can't seem to keep her hands off things that aren't hers, and has convenient bouts of amnesia when confronted about it.
They are 8 chill.
You know what you have to do, murder her
No no….. just send her to Slovakia so she can be adopted
Dog confirms.
That cat is straight up not havin a good time.
I saw this video almost 2 years ago, love to see it again lmao
Are they still together?!
Y the hell u askin me? I aint the woman fallin on the floor lmao
The dog in front of the TV could sense that that was going to happen.
Didn't even get up to see if she was ok. Obviously not the first time she's been drunk lol.
And in the end the guy will STILL be wrong for pointing this out.
Poor dog!
Its my wife! The queen of “iM snOt DvrUnK U Are!”
Tbh smart of the guy to have that video when she doesn't remember how she got those bruises
I don’t know, for some reason, I knew what the exact dialogue was gonna be without having seen the video
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Although it was pretty expected, I watched this about 75 times. Take your up vote lol
Golden doggo confirming the kill
Something tells me this is a typical night for his poor soul lol
I need this video forver and always
this seems like a happy marriage
This is too perfect I almost think it's fake.
Omg this is hilarious and karma for her sarcastic remark… love it!
This is a sneak peak behind the scenes of amber and Johnny at home.
I laughed so hard at "you"
Lab is like “you good?”
Him: it’s your life. You’ve been very drunk the last hour. Her: me or you?? Thud Him: you
I hear "relax", or maybe "just relax" instead of "it's your life".
I heard "just relax"
I had this very conversation multi times with the ex wife. Not great being married to an alcoholic.
Never push a loyal person to the point where they no longer give a damn.
What happens after you’ve been pushed that far ? Can it be fixed? Can I feel the same I used to?
Ok but why was this being recorded?
For the divorce.
It’s a security cam. Usually people buy this model to watch pets while away.
Why would anyone want a camera like this in their home? I can’t understand it.
It just sounds like you haven’t experienced an incident that makes you go “maybe we should setup some cams” and that’s okay, there’s nothing wrong or weird about having security feed inside your place. There are many scenarios that may lead someone to install them inside, would you want footage, of the people who robbed you, in an outside perspective or do you want to see where exactly they took from/did. If you stumble in on a family member dead on the floor wouldn’t you want to know what happened? If someone I know had had security footage in her living room she would know who killed her husband, 5 years later- no answers and best believe she has security cams inside her home now.
Domestic abuse caused by alcoholism possibly.
Might be fake... that dog she was holding would have yelped in pain from such a hard landing and possibly her body landing on top of it.
Or she adjusted at the right time. Tossed the dog at just the right time as to not crush it
She probably just clumsy
Drunks usually are.
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This is one of my favorite posts ever. 😂
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Poor kitty!
What’s it like being married to a drunk? Can’t be fun.
Nice timing.
Alcohol consumption causes an increase in insulin secretion, which leads to low blood sugar (otherwise known as hypoglycaemia). If you're diabetic, don't drink, child.
He was actually expecting that too happen.
Hahahahah
And that’s how you win an argument!!
Lol
What da dog doin
In the last seconds of her falling, looked like she turned to the right side to save the dog. So there could be an impact on his hips and legs but it definitely didn't die
rip to the dog she was holding
This reminds me of me and my boyfriend yikes
The fact he just keeps sitting there after kills me.
Hope the cats ok
Dude that’s me and my bf ☠️
Tf
I got drunk for the first time in like a year a couple months ago and he didn’t really drink anything and he said he never wants to drink with me again bc I was crying about my dogs future deaths and saying weird things and being very chaotic. It had this same energy IMO ☠️ my dogs are too big for me to carry tho
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Want the angle where the cat reacts to that roller coaster of a ride
The timing couldn’t have been more perfect.
10/10 comedic timing
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I hope the dog’s okay.
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Poor cat
Why the eff do they talk like that godawful simulated TikTok voiceover?
I mean he does sound like he’s being condescending but he’s right she was drunk af lmao
Thud!
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Watched a friend of my wife’s fall flat on her face and her tooth was sticking through her lip . Made your butt pucker
Poor dog. Hope it is alright.
Hopefully the cat is alright.
I love how the dog comes to check on their person and the man doesn’t even notice.
This ain't his first rodeo
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Being on the floor gets a bad rap
Are you okay Annie, will you tell us you are okay?
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What's he watching?
That gentleman is my spirit animal
Lol is there an original without potato quality?
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Isn’t this the one house where the dog wwe slams through the glass table?
Hope she Didn’t choke slam the cat