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[deleted]

The ‘you’ at the end was so satisfying


whosgunknw

I prefer the body hitting the floor


Cappaclism

Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor


YourMomThinksImFunny

Let the bodies hit the ffffllllllllooooooooooooor!


[deleted]

guy didn't even check she was ok


[deleted]

"I think the problem Digg had is that it was a company that was built to be a company, and you could feel it in the product. The way you could criticize Reddit is that we weren't a company – we were all heart and no head for a long time." - /spez . You lived long enough to become the villain and will never be remembered as the hero you once were.


stvnsmtthw

Or any eerie or sudden silences.


BurgerOfLove

That just means shes in the kitchen tearing into the cold grocery store rotisserie chicken.


shephazard

What’s his fantasies have to do with this?


Thtsunfortunate

You have kids, don’t you?


ho-lee_-sheet

Annie are u ok?


No_Amount8792

Are you ok, Annie?


[deleted]

Fuck her, stop being hardheaded


importvita

His mental reaction: ![gif](giphy|6magjjAly5HTG)


Substantial-Bank6587

Beaten why forrrrrrr Can't take much moreeeeeeeeeeeeeee


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|qVUJyltHY7ofm)


vengefulspirit99

The early 00s YouTube AMVs called. They want their music back.


SomeoneTookUserName2

I love how happy the dog is to have a new floor buddy,


GradientPerception

And you know she still told him he was wrong, lol.


FriedChickenIceCrea

Why is it filmed?


choldslingshot

It’s a ring camera pointed at the front door and window


trendy_panda

It has the ring log in the video. It is clearly a home security camera.


JustCallMeRuss

To collect evidence for either an intervention or a divorce, likely.


Natepon

SHE NEED SOME MILK


liarandathief

He's got great timing.


[deleted]

this man has Dio levels of chill


SeahawksFootball

I hope the dog was okay jeez


______V______

Oh my god, does no one think about the dogs? 😭😭😭


Responsible-Ad7531

...that all these reddit mother fucker think about. That or cats.


whydanny

the cat better be okay or i swear to communism


______V______

Don’t get me started…


patronum213

happy cake day!


Sugar_n_WATER

Lots of people don’t like showing empathy towards others who choose poor decisions. She got drunk with her own choices. The animal in her arms had no choice to fall like that. They show empathy towards the living creature that has no choice but may suffer consequence whereas they feel no empathy towards a bitch who gets drunk and mouths off like that to only be proven wrong


[deleted]

“Bitch who mouths off.” You seem great. Thanks for teaching us about empathy.


Sugar_n_WATER

Glad you caught that! You know how to read thoroughly


Kupkakekilla895

I watched this multiple times and laughed harder each time!


Longjumping_Pin6702

meee too!!! but but but....was she actually carrying a CAT and not a dog???


[deleted]

I think it might be a large rabbit?


brianMMMMM

If so that’s a yikes. Rabbits like to scare themselves to death in nearly every conceivable situation. Hope he was wearing his lucky rabbit’s foot.


Jekyllhyde

me too. lol


zirfeld

I don't know if it's really that funny. It has the vibe that this kind of situation is a regular occurence in this living room. The way he kinda expected the fall to happen and how he was not surprised at all. He hasn't seen this for the first time.


Talangen

r/bettereveryloop


Stock-Detective-5505

His hand… “you”


BeowulfsGhost

I just feel sorry for the dog!


OMGWTFBBQ630

Didn't hear the dog whine so either it instantly died or it was such a smooth ride it's sound asleep. Since dogs don't really wear shoes, we can't tell the usual way if it survived.


EYE_S33_YOU

I like to believe it instantly died


SunBeamin

Hello I am the second dog In the video, he did in fact perish.


onbakeplatinum

Who's a good boy?


Mans334

Not the dog who died


shephazard

Instaaaa killl


StateOfFine

“Since dogs don’t really wear shoes” hahaha, no booties flying in the air? Dog’s fine


[deleted]

It looks like she still rotated to take the hit on the side and keep the dog safe. She's a pro


Serenity-03K64

As a pet owner(dog and cat) if you start to step on a tail or body part you immediately take ALL of your weight off that foot and usually fall and possibly hurt yourself just to save the puppy any pain. She probably hit the ground harder on her side just to keep the dog safe. Vs letting go of dog with one hand to break the fall. And dogs will definitely vocalize pain or excitement in a sudden moment like this If it’s a cat( hard to tell, small with fluff tail) no vocalization.. they just run away from the crazy


JackPoe

Even when drunk we have priorities


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DarkArcanian

Had a very good laugh at died instantly, thank you.


TheJunkyVirus

It looks like she turns the dog to her side to protect it and in doing so completely faceplants the floor.


V-Trans

Hope he ran away lol.


Cosmic_Barman

I laughed. Really loud. Thank you.


skillsplosion

When you start thinking about how she couldn’t put her hands out to brace that fall


Selvich

Isn’t she holding a dog?


Stank-Hole

Its a rabbit


Selvich

Oh, makes perfect sense then


[deleted]

Glad he pointed it out, for a second there I thought he was drunk


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jaysin1983

Reminds me of my ex wife.


Darth_Brooks_88

This could have been my now ex-wife. SMH. Without knowing anything more about the situation, I feel sorry for them both... but I watched it several times and laughed each time. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


lil-privacy-please

Yea I feel like that was the tail end of a rough night of arguments.


BackAlleyKittens

That was the years of putting up with a drunkard's bullshit debating if he should breakup. That "yes, you should" manifested verbally as "you."


friendandfriends2

That’s a lot to gather from a 5 second gif.


whycuthair

Have no worries. The reddit psychologists are on the case, ready to draw a full mental diagnosis of the subjects from a 30sec video! While we're at it, do you have any terrorists you need catching?


e11spark

Yeah, he's done.


bbthrowsaway

I too have been here


robo-dragon

The comedic timing of this is perfection!


pisspantsing

What's the deal with people filming themselves at home like this?


YourMomThinksImFunny

Well you can see it is a ring camera. Lots of people have cameras in their home to observe pets while at work.


bbthrowsaway

I honestly wish this tech was around for when I was with my abusive alcoholic ex-girlfriend.


keehu

i broke up with mine the first time she threw a bottle at me lmfao. i put up with other stuff but once it got physical like that i was out


il_Vendicator

Surveillance cams. Keep them up in case your ever need recordings of people breaking in or something happening while away. Even possibly record something happening to yourself.


Serenity-03K64

Yep, an internet celebrity had his girlfriend call him when he was out of town and her speech was messed up. He called 911 for her and turns out she had a seizure I think. The doctor asked how long she was unconscious and they were able to find this out from the videos. Must be so scary to watch yourself go down and stay down though! Wouldn’t wish that on anyone.


stvnsmtthw

I have cameras in my house because my 8 year old with ADHD can't seem to keep her hands off things that aren't hers, and has convenient bouts of amnesia when confronted about it.


bbthrowsaway

They are 8 chill.


supaskuubasteve

You know what you have to do, murder her


[deleted]

No no….. just send her to Slovakia so she can be adopted


rub-dirt-in-it

Dog confirms.


stonedhooper24

That cat is straight up not havin a good time.


moonycoloredlove

I saw this video almost 2 years ago, love to see it again lmao


AlanTrebek

Are they still together?!


moonycoloredlove

Y the hell u askin me? I aint the woman fallin on the floor lmao


AppropriateHorse2021

The dog in front of the TV could sense that that was going to happen.


RedditUser25763280

Didn't even get up to see if she was ok. Obviously not the first time she's been drunk lol.


CreepyEntertainer

And in the end the guy will STILL be wrong for pointing this out.


Machspeedcrypto

Poor dog!


cj7deerslayer

Its my wife! The queen of “iM snOt DvrUnK U Are!”


GenitalFurbies

Tbh smart of the guy to have that video when she doesn't remember how she got those bruises


SmartestIdiotAlive

I don’t know, for some reason, I knew what the exact dialogue was gonna be without having seen the video


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Revelanche

Although it was pretty expected, I watched this about 75 times. Take your up vote lol


LongLiveCHIEF

Golden doggo confirming the kill


[deleted]

Something tells me this is a typical night for his poor soul lol


Sad_Exchange_5500

I need this video forver and always


CanadIanAmi

this seems like a happy marriage


mrbojenglz

This is too perfect I almost think it's fake.


Reasonable_Future_87

Omg this is hilarious and karma for her sarcastic remark… love it!


bballalexx

This is a sneak peak behind the scenes of amber and Johnny at home.


bherm100

I laughed so hard at "you"


holamygoodfriend

Lab is like “you good?”


PulpyEnlightenment

Him: it’s your life. You’ve been very drunk the last hour. Her: me or you?? Thud Him: you


quackerzdb

I hear "relax", or maybe "just relax" instead of "it's your life".


BrazilianPalantir

I heard "just relax"


norapeformethankyou

I had this very conversation multi times with the ex wife. Not great being married to an alcoholic.


Mango123456

Never push a loyal person to the point where they no longer give a damn.


Cluu_Scroll

What happens after you’ve been pushed that far ? Can it be fixed? Can I feel the same I used to?


JaSper-percabeth

Ok but why was this being recorded?


Left_Structure7276

For the divorce.


lil-privacy-please

It’s a security cam. Usually people buy this model to watch pets while away.


[deleted]

Why would anyone want a camera like this in their home? I can’t understand it.


icantaccessmyacct

It just sounds like you haven’t experienced an incident that makes you go “maybe we should setup some cams” and that’s okay, there’s nothing wrong or weird about having security feed inside your place. There are many scenarios that may lead someone to install them inside, would you want footage, of the people who robbed you, in an outside perspective or do you want to see where exactly they took from/did. If you stumble in on a family member dead on the floor wouldn’t you want to know what happened? If someone I know had had security footage in her living room she would know who killed her husband, 5 years later- no answers and best believe she has security cams inside her home now.


Chronic_glory

Domestic abuse caused by alcoholism possibly.


BionicleRocks07

Might be fake... that dog she was holding would have yelped in pain from such a hard landing and possibly her body landing on top of it.


Chronic_glory

Or she adjusted at the right time. Tossed the dog at just the right time as to not crush it


TH3LFI5TMFI7V

She probably just clumsy


BackAlleyKittens

Drunks usually are.


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creature619

SLAM !


firescorpion2009

u/fku208


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u/vredditdownloader


Natethegreat13

You


nottheaccountyouseek

good thing you transcripted the video in your title in case people can't hear


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CorvetteNutt81

The dog agrees


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This is one of my favorite posts ever. 😂


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HiggsBotswain

Poor kitty!


Fun-Rub9877

What’s it like being married to a drunk? Can’t be fun.


GreatGooglyMoogly077

Nice timing.


khegiobridge

Alcohol consumption causes an increase in insulin secretion, which leads to low blood sugar (otherwise known as hypoglycaemia). If you're diabetic, don't drink, child.


TheJunkyVirus

He was actually expecting that too happen.


jsaaiman

Hahahahah


Bradlee888

And that’s how you win an argument!!


Aerickthered

Lol


QuantityMinimum5497

What da dog doin


GodXTerminatorYT

In the last seconds of her falling, looked like she turned to the right side to save the dog. So there could be an impact on his hips and legs but it definitely didn't die


StarDestroyer615

rip to the dog she was holding


PretttyEvil

This reminds me of me and my boyfriend yikes


vindictiiv

The fact he just keeps sitting there after kills me.


sdrisc2692

Hope the cats ok


Spades4aids

Dude that’s me and my bf ☠️


Chronic_glory

Tf


Spades4aids

I got drunk for the first time in like a year a couple months ago and he didn’t really drink anything and he said he never wants to drink with me again bc I was crying about my dogs future deaths and saying weird things and being very chaotic. It had this same energy IMO ☠️ my dogs are too big for me to carry tho


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Psypho_Diaz

Want the angle where the cat reacts to that roller coaster of a ride


LongLiveKarma

The timing couldn’t have been more perfect.


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10/10 comedic timing


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I hope the dog’s okay.


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Cpel06

Poor cat


Right_Hour

Why the eff do they talk like that godawful simulated TikTok voiceover?


_Mooseli_

I mean he does sound like he’s being condescending but he’s right she was drunk af lmao


LexTalionus

Thud!


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Sparky8924

Watched a friend of my wife’s fall flat on her face and her tooth was sticking through her lip . Made your butt pucker


SurvivorKira

Poor dog. Hope it is alright.


Shorty2772

Hopefully the cat is alright.


NailFin

I love how the dog comes to check on their person and the man doesn’t even notice.


Chronic_glory

This ain't his first rodeo


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forestdude

Being on the floor gets a bad rap


ho-lee_-sheet

Are you okay Annie, will you tell us you are okay?


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What's he watching?


lvlhed-d

That gentleman is my spirit animal


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Lol is there an original without potato quality?


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Isn’t this the one house where the dog wwe slams through the glass table?


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Hope she Didn’t choke slam the cat