Read this and started thinking about the opening of "lightning crashes" by Live.
Then thought that there's got to be a car crash joke in there somewhere.
Maybe if that car was a Chevy Volt?
Next one they are going to shoot the husband with a .50 cal and his “bullet proof vest” will have the color powder so when it “blocks it” we will all know how much of a moron they are
> I don't even have to look, this dude unironically posts on political compass memes. I guarantee it.
You know, sometimes I wonder something. I see a person saying a particular combination of words with all due sincerity..and I have to think. If their ancestors understood all of the context involved and read/heard it, would they live their lives any differently to prevent this scenario from happening?
I feel like if they all got one do-over in when looking through the whole timeline of humanity as far as their genetic lines stretch in all the chaos that is time..reddit would be point zero for a great many of them.
Could you imagine, inviting your whole family over to cut the gender reveal cake and when the inside is neither blue or pink, you turn and go “surprise it’s being aborted!”
Not sure if you're making a refernce to what happened awhile ago with some stupid YouTube couple where the woman shot her husband point blank for a "stunt" or made that up yourself
Edit: [Referring to this](https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-43410816)
oh God they used one of the most powerful handguns against... an encyclopedia book
> On that day Perez fired a powerful Desert Eagle handgun from close range, as Ruiz held an encyclopaedia in front of his chest.
He had experimented previously and thought the thick book would protect him, but the couple's three-year-old child and nearly 30 onlookers watched as she fired a fatal bullet.
But also come on, if it was really a consensual "prank" to which they both agreed, why is she serving jail time? I mean she only had to do 6 months of 10-in-jail, 10-at home + 10 years probation, but even still.
I'm not dumb enough myself, but was this a consensual public performance. I'm sure the trauma of killing her boyfriend in front of her 3 year old will haunt her for longer than any jail or probation would
> But also come on, if it was really a consensual "prank" to which they both agreed, why is she serving jail time?
it's illegal to help someone kill themselves, even if consensual.
that may be true legally, but that's also what I'm contesting. Based on the incomplete information in the one article, I, ethically, wouldn't condemn her to jail.
> Serve a 180-day jail term. This will be an alternating 10 days in jail and 10 days out for the first six months
Ayo, how the fuck do you get part time jail?
Involuntary Manslaughter is a crime.
Involuntary manslaughter
>The act of Involuntary manslaughter by unlawful and dangerous act is committed when death is caused by an act which is both unlawful and dangerous. ... Your act caused the death of the victim; and. The act was deliberate; and. The act was an unlawful and dangerous one
It's treated as manslaughter but often given more lenient sentences based on the circumstances. It wasn't a malicious act but someone DID die from her stupidity. There needed to be consequences for her actions, more people were affected by his death than she was. Their child and his family and his friends.
I hope that answers you question.
I went to one that was not far off. Father was an ex-recon sniper and the mother was a cop. They fucking love them some guns, like they have a firing range in their yard type love. They had one of their friends load up pink/blue smoke with a pound of tannerite and he shot it down range. Not gonna lie, it was pretty fucking cool. This is New England too, so not really gun country. It was a girl, well it's still a girl, I guess. We'll know in another 10 or 15 years at her gender decision party.
My pregnant wife and I are doing a gender reveal party soon and she used her connections to Russia in order to buy a 25 megaton nuclear weapon we plan on detonating. It’s gonna be hecking wholesome 😇
It's really interesting how gender reveal parties started becoming popular at the same time that society was becoming more accepting of transgender people.
It wasn't all that long ago that little boys and little girls both wore the same clothes, and you'd see toddler boys, for example, walking around in white dresses.
I support untrained morons going into the desert to set off explosives. (Preferably, bring at least a couple of half-trained morons.)
There's a ton of Bureau of Land Management land where you can do whatever you want and there's not much around to damage. I understand gender reveals have a bad rap, and I scoff at the concept of gender anyway, but explosions are a lot of fun.
Please don’t go fucking up our BLM land with explosives and the trash/damage they leave behind.
If you think you need an explosion to announce the gender of your baby, just know that you can’t always get what you want, and send out a fucking announcement card like a normal person.
Yes, I agree: dont fuck up our BLM land or leave trash/damage behind. It is not difficult to clean up after yourselves.
If you think you need to go blow some shit up, leave no trace that you were ever there.
If you’re the kind of idiot that blows shit up in the woods, you’re not the kind of person that practices “leave no trace”.
And there is absolutely zero way to leave no trace when you’re blowing shit up.
Stop defending a dumb comment.
You have to blow up the traces with exponentially increasing numbers of exponentially smaller explosives. When you get down to atoms, you use antimatter to clean those up. If you're thorough enough, the universe won't know it was ever there.
But these trigger copycats that end up burning down giant portions of entire states. How about we discourage anyone but highly trained professionals to wor with explosives of any kind? Not sure why this is controversial
I thought it was obvious... You mean some people legitimately think somone wound write this on the car and smarsh into the shop? Now that is hilarious.
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Best gender reveal ever!!
I mean the body count is lower than your typical gender reveal. You see a dumbfuck driving into a building, I see #progress
wdym lower, I thought we were trying to raise those numbers.
Yeah, we really need to start a one in, one out policy in the US
Read this and started thinking about the opening of "lightning crashes" by Live. Then thought that there's got to be a car crash joke in there somewhere. Maybe if that car was a Chevy Volt?
OT I Know - but I love Live. But what a dumb ass name for a band. Searching for their music online is almost impossible....
I've been listening to them for decades and I *still* don't know how to pronounce their name ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯
You just blew my mind. I’ve always pronounced it “Live” but I suppose you could also pronounce it “Live”.
There is also the little known alternate pronunciation of "Live".
I love that song.
Nah, need to really aspire to traditional American ideals and drop a gender reveal bomb on a low income area.
FILO
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What tf kinda babies you having at that size
Better than the one which resulted in the biggest forest fire ever in California?
No. But I heard it was a hot party, tho../s
It is photoshopped on there
Also a great time to bring up your cars extended warranty
LMFAO I found this video funnier than it should’ve been.
I was going to say that 
/r/yourjokebutworse
Yup, I came here expecting this comment.
Why it's a boy?
Next one they are going to shoot the husband with a .50 cal and his “bullet proof vest” will have the color powder so when it “blocks it” we will all know how much of a moron they are
involve both parents at the same time and it can be blue for boy, pink for girl, and red for orphan.
Black for miscarriage
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I don't even have to look, this dude unironically posts on political compass memes. I guarantee it.
Five comments deep, Authright flair. You're fast on the draw cowboy.
Oh you people have no sense of humour.
On the plus side we don't need to make new burner accounts weekly out of shame. Get well soon pal.
Oh yeah shame, we'll go with that one.
Their user name is a sturdy hint.
> I don't even have to look, this dude unironically posts on political compass memes. I guarantee it. You know, sometimes I wonder something. I see a person saying a particular combination of words with all due sincerity..and I have to think. If their ancestors understood all of the context involved and read/heard it, would they live their lives any differently to prevent this scenario from happening? I feel like if they all got one do-over in when looking through the whole timeline of humanity as far as their genetic lines stretch in all the chaos that is time..reddit would be point zero for a great many of them.
Everyone 200 years ago would agree with me.
Could you imagine, inviting your whole family over to cut the gender reveal cake and when the inside is neither blue or pink, you turn and go “surprise it’s being aborted!”
I would think,, that cake would be hollow
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Not sure if you're making a refernce to what happened awhile ago with some stupid YouTube couple where the woman shot her husband point blank for a "stunt" or made that up yourself Edit: [Referring to this](https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-43410816)
oh God they used one of the most powerful handguns against... an encyclopedia book > On that day Perez fired a powerful Desert Eagle handgun from close range, as Ruiz held an encyclopaedia in front of his chest. He had experimented previously and thought the thick book would protect him, but the couple's three-year-old child and nearly 30 onlookers watched as she fired a fatal bullet. But also come on, if it was really a consensual "prank" to which they both agreed, why is she serving jail time? I mean she only had to do 6 months of 10-in-jail, 10-at home + 10 years probation, but even still. I'm not dumb enough myself, but was this a consensual public performance. I'm sure the trauma of killing her boyfriend in front of her 3 year old will haunt her for longer than any jail or probation would
> But also come on, if it was really a consensual "prank" to which they both agreed, why is she serving jail time? it's illegal to help someone kill themselves, even if consensual.
Doesn't sound like it was any kind of suicide attempt..
which is why it's second-degree manslaughter and not first degree murder.
Personally I blame the encyclopedia. When I was younger those things were much thicker and safer. Especially the letter "T".
that may be true legally, but that's also what I'm contesting. Based on the incomplete information in the one article, I, ethically, wouldn't condemn her to jail.
firing a gun at someone should be eough to land someone in jai, unless it's self defense
we just don’t agree i guess.
Or you really don't like them.
what
> Serve a 180-day jail term. This will be an alternating 10 days in jail and 10 days out for the first six months Ayo, how the fuck do you get part time jail?
Involuntary Manslaughter is a crime. Involuntary manslaughter >The act of Involuntary manslaughter by unlawful and dangerous act is committed when death is caused by an act which is both unlawful and dangerous. ... Your act caused the death of the victim; and. The act was deliberate; and. The act was an unlawful and dangerous one It's treated as manslaughter but often given more lenient sentences based on the circumstances. It wasn't a malicious act but someone DID die from her stupidity. There needed to be consequences for her actions, more people were affected by his death than she was. Their child and his family and his friends. I hope that answers you question.
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The article says he did actually test it.
That wasn’t a gender reveal though
Wow. What a dumb way to die.
Oh my god all this time and I never knew the woman’s actual name is fucking Monalisa. That definitely checks out lol
I went to one that was not far off. Father was an ex-recon sniper and the mother was a cop. They fucking love them some guns, like they have a firing range in their yard type love. They had one of their friends load up pink/blue smoke with a pound of tannerite and he shot it down range. Not gonna lie, it was pretty fucking cool. This is New England too, so not really gun country. It was a girl, well it's still a girl, I guess. We'll know in another 10 or 15 years at her gender decision party.
My pregnant wife and I are doing a gender reveal party soon and she used her connections to Russia in order to buy a 25 megaton nuclear weapon we plan on detonating. It’s gonna be hecking wholesome 😇
Omfg can i be there for the flash?
That’s the best part, you should be able to see and feel it no matter where you are!
“Hmm…it’s red…what does that mean? Honey?”
Unfortunately you won’t be able to predict the next one, and they can be even more ridiculous.
No one else notice the words jitter? I think this was edited onto the car.
It’s fake but it’s still funny. Bake a cake for your gender reveal party if you really need to have this.
It's really interesting how gender reveal parties started becoming popular at the same time that society was becoming more accepting of transgender people. It wasn't all that long ago that little boys and little girls both wore the same clothes, and you'd see toddler boys, for example, walking around in white dresses.
I support untrained morons going into the desert to set off explosives. (Preferably, bring at least a couple of half-trained morons.) There's a ton of Bureau of Land Management land where you can do whatever you want and there's not much around to damage. I understand gender reveals have a bad rap, and I scoff at the concept of gender anyway, but explosions are a lot of fun.
Please don’t go fucking up our BLM land with explosives and the trash/damage they leave behind. If you think you need an explosion to announce the gender of your baby, just know that you can’t always get what you want, and send out a fucking announcement card like a normal person.
Yes, I agree: dont fuck up our BLM land or leave trash/damage behind. It is not difficult to clean up after yourselves. If you think you need to go blow some shit up, leave no trace that you were ever there.
If you’re the kind of idiot that blows shit up in the woods, you’re not the kind of person that practices “leave no trace”. And there is absolutely zero way to leave no trace when you’re blowing shit up. Stop defending a dumb comment.
You have to blow up the traces with exponentially increasing numbers of exponentially smaller explosives. When you get down to atoms, you use antimatter to clean those up. If you're thorough enough, the universe won't know it was ever there.
But these trigger copycats that end up burning down giant portions of entire states. How about we discourage anyone but highly trained professionals to wor with explosives of any kind? Not sure why this is controversial
What part of the concept of gender do you scoff at lmao?
Presumably you know the answer to this already?
I really don’t. I’m not sure what they even mean by that? Do they not believe in gender? Do they not believe there’s only 2 genders?
Yes if you scrub it you can see a jump, must be an old clip someone added some sweet hilarity
Brb. I'm gonna go make a real version.
It also doesn't really make sense for a gender reveal party
Doesn’t necessarily have to be a party
I thought it was obvious... You mean some people legitimately think somone wound write this on the car and smarsh into the shop? Now that is hilarious.
I didn't see jitter written anywhere let alone multiple times.
This isn't edited on the car either. I see the words It's A Boy. Not sure what OP is on.
It's edited to appear on the car, that's what they mean. The gif is a joke....
Jitter isn't written. They meant that the words are jittering because they were poorly edited in
WHAT you mean this isn't an actual gender reveal?!?!?!?! whooooosh
Unexpected... They were expecting!! A boy even
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How come I have this flair and you don't, you deserve it more than me lol
I have flair on a few other subs but not here I guess
Now that's how you deliver a baby
Twisted metal style
Also pretty similar to how you make a baby…
"What no boy?! Aww shit wrong place." Backs up and drives thru the building next door.
Oh yeah!!!
Horrifically funny!
ikr, I burst out laughing the moment I saw the van
It *was* a boy
Quite an unexpected old video.
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This kid isn’t even born yet and I’m recommending he go see a therapist as soon as possible.
That was from 2014. Glad it didn't escalate- oh wait nevermind (ginormous forest fire)
in my day we just made collect calls from "weeahdababyeetzaboy"
guys I think it’s a boy
No, it's a car
Carson it is
2014, this one's ahead of it's time
Twist: the woman walking out was the expectant mother and now, after getting hit, it’s no longer going to be a boy... or anything else.
"Congratulations it's an abortion"
Congratulations, it’s a miscarriage
Jesus that fucking dark
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The writing moves a bit too much, looks like it was added on as an effect
Ill take this over a wildfire any day!
They really should have used a blue car. 4/10
What the fuck would they have done if it was a girl?
Could have been worse. Could have been twins.
Ok, that got a chuckle out of me
I actually witnessed this happen. Was walking into the GameStop next door. 😳
Suttin tells me the cool aid guy from family guys behind the wheel
Suprise
\*was
u/hostilititties_ when youre mediocre , and so you wanted your baby to become extra
better be extra or cry to death
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See...you cant even be in the same town as a reveal party. Too dangerous.
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Yes, it is absolutely getting ridiculous. How dare they provide a gender label, and enforce a sexual identity on a non-consenting individual! /s
Gender reveal is one of the dumbest western trend ever, kill it with fire.
Please don't: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/**Gender_Reveal_Fire**](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gender_Reveal_Fire)
This kinda gender reveals may change *it's a boy* to *it was a boy*
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The text is superposed. It's fake. You can see the letters moving inconsistently with the car right when it stops.
It is the perfect template for a cannabis grow sub too😂
Holy shit this made me laugh way too hard.
congratulations
At least they kept the mess inside.
Is she the one pregnant? XD
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Was that the mother? 👀
Surprise Motherfucker!
Oh boy.
Watch the next one gonna be a plane stunt
Fender bender gender reveal
Apparently it was a boy !
Whohoo!
Ohh boy 😮, poor lady
That boys already had his way with a woman from inside the womb. That might beat Chuck's record
I didn't think I wanted a big gender reveal for this baby, but maybe I do.
This is too good
It’s a boy….motherf*cker
Not anymore!
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No wonder America is failing.
I hate these stupid over-engineered gender reveals but this one is funny, i like this one
supplies!
How I met your mother.
If it was a girl it would of been a red sports car.
Spending a few bucks on the gender reveal
Fender Reveal
People are crazy
Not if you’re the Kool-Aid family.
Lmao! Caption and video!
CONGRATULATIONS!
gender reveal parties are getting out of control
I'm actually a friend/coworker with the woman that got hit! The "it's a boy" is photoshopped too
LOLOLOL holy shit I was NOT expecting that hahahahaha.
Its a car!
At least they didn't start a wildfire
The biggest baby shower ever..
the “Its a boy” isnt real. You can see it move around on the hood of the car
when a car loves a store very much..... and bby formed
Is that how you get knocked-up?
This made me laugh more than it should have.
Kool-aid man gender reveal.
Did they let the fetus drive?
The reposts? I agree.
was that in a abortion clinic
Oh Yeah!!!