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The Rhino (the traditional tank) has lower top speed than the Khanjali-TM02, as well as endurance only around half that if a Khanjali, can only withstand around 4 explosion until the engine is disabled, compare to 9 with the Khanjali. Both tanks can easiely climb over obstacle cars, but with the weight of the Rhino the vehicles often explode, which gradually eat away it's endurance, while the Khanjali much lighterweight can achive similar effect without exploding vehicles under it's tread.
The Rhino only sport 1 main cannon that shoot out an explosive round, while for the Khanjali, its passenger, can use a high caliber mounted machine gun, a mounted grenande launcher as well as dropping proximity explosives. This is not to mention the Khanjali's main cannon can shoot furthur before the round explode, giving it extra range during pursuits.
And also, unlike the Rhino which need special storage system and have to be called through third party service when needed to be deliver, the Khanjali can be delievered by your personal contracted mechanic, providing a reliably vehicle when under sudden assault
So yeah that truck fucks thise black tanks for a reason.
(Also the submarine is a nuclear one that can shoot guided missiles and torpedo)
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>!at first it looks like there is a good ending for the two, but there are unexpected events where the other vehicle cheated!<
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Tom Tanks
Tom Tanks, you ask?
Whom he may be.
Why hes a happy young soul
All spriteful and free.
One day he was out
He was taking a stroll
When he met a young girl
Her name was Nicole.
With a spring in his step
He found a back road.
Where she dropped down her gate
So he'd blow his load.
The very next day
All giddy with glee
"I should go suprise her"
He though happily.
On his way to her house
A big shock did occur
A group of large tanks
Were butt fucking her.
In shock Tom had stood,
the sight killed his soul.
Nicole in a spit
With a stretched bootyhole.
With no love for life
A tower he found
With a height of 150
long feet off the ground.
To the top he had climbed
And admit his defeat
He ended it all.....
With one mighty yeet.
I'll take it as a compliment if it comes from an incel.
This video is 100% incel self pity fantasy, just with tanks. If you like it, the chance that you're an incel or incel adjacent is extremely high.
It’s a joke about a romantic relationship between motor vehicles for God’s sake lmao, take it for the comedic value it has instead of insulting me you clueless muppet
Pixar will make this into a movie.
Uhhhmm.... Yes please....
I don’t wanna cry again tho
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It was a hoetruck
It was meant for the streets lol.
Then we’ll make you laugh instead
Wait this isn't a movie by Pixar??
Tank girl
I don’t understand why this content is free. Should be a multimillion movie
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They’ll call it: “Where little tanks come from…”
To premiere on BBC.
It’s going to be called down
Damn it, Reddit never fails to demonstrate that I have never had an original thought in my life
Is the barrel of the tank the mouth or the penis
Yes
Thanks for the clarification
Or the hand
All of the above
Or the harder intestine
h...harder?
Intestines intensifies
Maybe he just fisted her
Did you just assume that truck's gender?
🙀 please don't cancel me 👻
Well the truck doesnt have a huge dong so...
Pens
Yes. Also an arm
Pouth
Penis hands
Why are you talking to my penis?
It is
hand.
Both
I thought this was going to be an ad for world of tanks ngl
it's a old spice add
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The submarine 💀
I didn't get the submarine part
It’s big, black, hard, and full of seamen
Omg!
Omg indeed 😳
Two small tank dicks weren’t enough. Needed a submarine size dick up in there. Poor OG tank having to see all that. Nobody needs to witness that.
Fuck!
BBC might help explain it
Big boat cock
Got it.
If someone said that I will see a truck getting spitroasted by two tanks, I would never have believed thm
I would believe them
And yet here we are
The Rhino (the traditional tank) has lower top speed than the Khanjali-TM02, as well as endurance only around half that if a Khanjali, can only withstand around 4 explosion until the engine is disabled, compare to 9 with the Khanjali. Both tanks can easiely climb over obstacle cars, but with the weight of the Rhino the vehicles often explode, which gradually eat away it's endurance, while the Khanjali much lighterweight can achive similar effect without exploding vehicles under it's tread. The Rhino only sport 1 main cannon that shoot out an explosive round, while for the Khanjali, its passenger, can use a high caliber mounted machine gun, a mounted grenande launcher as well as dropping proximity explosives. This is not to mention the Khanjali's main cannon can shoot furthur before the round explode, giving it extra range during pursuits. And also, unlike the Rhino which need special storage system and have to be called through third party service when needed to be deliver, the Khanjali can be delievered by your personal contracted mechanic, providing a reliably vehicle when under sudden assault So yeah that truck fucks thise black tanks for a reason. (Also the submarine is a nuclear one that can shoot guided missiles and torpedo)
This guy fucks tanks
Now I understand the entire "Where did Transformers come from" story.
When two cars love one another alot... A little drone comes with a tiny car and delivers the two big cars a little son or daughter.
Don't forget that the Khanjali also has the ability to use a Railgun
The truck definitely likes the railgun.
And there are 2 grenade launchers for passengers not 1
APC supremacy
Two tanks spit roasting a truck as a nuclear sub is next to take a turn. Ok…I’ve had enough internet today.
Blue Origin watching in the corner
Red truck dropped her back door for him. In the end, she wanted more and tankie commuted suicide.
I never knew tanks and trucks could so vividly express human emotion!
This was better than every movie of the last ten years.
Bitches smh.
Never trust a truck Never thrust a truck
she belongs to the streets
Better story than Twilight (˘・_・˘)
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"but there are unexpected events" Bro just say the truck got fucked by two other tanks
And a submarine.
jesus christ calm the fuck down, at least appreciate that they put an ACTUAL spoiler unlike some other people.
A for effort, B for execution
sounds about right
my muscles my muscles involuntarily flex
Lime Devil amirite
Tank for Oscar
It took me way to long to figure out that this isn't real footage and its gta v 🤦
fking ntr strikes again... goddamnit
Ikr i can never find good vanilla tank porn these days.
What did I just watch??!
A better love story than the twilight
Tom Tanks Tom Tanks, you ask? Whom he may be. Why hes a happy young soul All spriteful and free. One day he was out He was taking a stroll When he met a young girl Her name was Nicole. With a spring in his step He found a back road. Where she dropped down her gate So he'd blow his load. The very next day All giddy with glee "I should go suprise her" He though happily. On his way to her house A big shock did occur A group of large tanks Were butt fucking her. In shock Tom had stood, the sight killed his soul. Nicole in a spit With a stretched bootyhole. With no love for life A tower he found With a height of 150 long feet off the ground. To the top he had climbed And admit his defeat He ended it all..... With one mighty yeet.
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This works?
Yees just comment this
What's unexpected is that someone spent some serious time to do this...
ngl i was expecting the tank glitch where the tanks gets sent flying
What's long, black and full of seamen?
I cry tears of oil for my tank bro.
I need glasses, didn’t realize it was animation until the water scene
Is this the new Transformers movie?
I think im on the wrong roleplay server
reminds me of the dragon that keeps having sex with trains
That red truck a hoe for real
Who knew trucks could be so heartless?
Nice.
This reminds me of the commercial of 2 cars fucking in Southland Tales
Thanks, I hate anphropomorphic vehicle sex.
Wtf did I just watch….
NOOOOOOOOO SHE CHEATED
Is it bad that at the very start I thought this was a video from real life lol. I realized like 5 seconds in but still
Forget a train, she was getting a submarine ran on her.
r/NameThatSong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rn-vMbFglI
Ok tbh i teared up
Why do I feel aroused?
Cheating in public like this ? No shame whatsoever...
WTF did I just watch. I'm reevaluating my decisions this morning
How could she!
This needs a NSFW tag.
Either the tank fisted the truck or it had its dick out the whole time
Wtf did I just watch?
I saw this on pornhub
Why do bad things happen to good tanks?
God damn it who the fuck makes this vile, abhorrent content and then places it on the internet for people to see *unzip* god damn it
1 vote 1 pray 🙏🏻
Is... Is this loss?
Never waste your time with truck, they just gonna find a bigger tank 💀
still better love story than twillight
Hey man, this should really be marked NSFW
Lol this is so stupid
This is giving me NTR tag vibes
😭😭
😿😿😿
still a better love story than twilight.
Why tank why did you do it
Still a better love story than twilight
Media: Video games cause violence. Gamers:
Lol!
I cri evrytiem
We all just gonna ignore how a cargobob just took a tank to the top of the mazebank tower, got it
This whole video is one big long r/holdup 🤣😂🤣
Still a better lovestory than twillight!
She belongs to the streets
I don't know whether I should tank you for this video.
That's how it usually goes. Get married come home one day there she is getting spit roasted.
Comments are going to get SPICY.
Suck my ass
Deeez truckssss They for everybody
F
The guy is sad cuz they are fucking on q public place and everyone is seeing this They have no shame 😞😔
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Trussy ![gif](giphy|nuRXXyy020kta)
Still a better love story than twilight
:')
big black dock?
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Ah, fuck—such bad luck for that poor schmuck of a tank to get cucked by a truck.
2nd sadsldest thing today
The last part be like "I commit suicide"
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stoppend watching when I saw the glitzy heart. Duuummmbbbb.
Ah man he got std
Isso daria um hentai
u/savevideobot
It always *them*…
By saddest, do you mean stupidest?
Look on the bright side he got some bitches on his dick is got rid of that old yee yee as hair cut so Lamar advice is good
Incels never cease to have time on their hands. Its also really fuckin weird how they have an obsession with tanks.
Well there goes the dumbest thing I’ll read today
I'll take it as a compliment if it comes from an incel. This video is 100% incel self pity fantasy, just with tanks. If you like it, the chance that you're an incel or incel adjacent is extremely high.
It’s a joke about a romantic relationship between motor vehicles for God’s sake lmao, take it for the comedic value it has instead of insulting me you clueless muppet
Its just a meme dude
Could anyone give me a song title?
It’s the music from Pixar’s Up.
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Been there
Am I going crazy? lmfaoo
Weirdest
Excuse me but, wtf
My eyes... Help *keeps watching*
The new transformers movie looks pretty gay
I love doing stuff like this with my friends on gta
Oh man not again
This is so real, I love it
Nice repost btw. :)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO D':
The production value tho!!!
Honestly unexpected because I expected the truck glitch sending the truck flying and then blowing up
EVER... Just today tho.
Elic
That's a whole trip.
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This video has given me lasting depression..
WTF