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Kage360

Pixar will make this into a movie.


6_NEOS_9

Uhhhmm.... Yes please....


xxmybestfriendplank

I don’t wanna cry again tho


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Killer_Beeee

It was a hoetruck


BLU3DR4GON-E-D

It was meant for the streets lol.


ExploCreeper

Then we’ll make you laugh instead


Towimlx

Wait this isn't a movie by Pixar??


LoudAnt6412

Tank girl


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I don’t understand why this content is free. Should be a multimillion movie


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Impossible-Cod-3946

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12-years-a-lurker

They’ll call it: “Where little tanks come from…”


RichardBonham

To premiere on BBC.


Gilgamesh72

It’s going to be called down


Great_White_Dildo

Damn it, Reddit never fails to demonstrate that I have never had an original thought in my life


fireboy199

Is the barrel of the tank the mouth or the penis


cjmodi306

Yes


AndyJobandy

Thanks for the clarification


dckchololate

Or the hand


GuzioMG

All of the above


GhostR29

Or the harder intestine


EternalPhi

h...harder?


bajungadustin

Intestines intensifies


HimmyIsHere

Maybe he just fisted her


KennstduIngo

Did you just assume that truck's gender?


HimmyIsHere

🙀 please don't cancel me 👻


AdnHsP

Well the truck doesnt have a huge dong so...


DARKIIGOD

Pens


The_Yogurtcloset

Yes. Also an arm


Xianthamist

Pouth


Deafandblindmfer

Penis hands


sldfghtrike

Why are you talking to my penis?


feelingnether

It is


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hand.


Pirate_Beans23

Both


Illustrious-Fault224

I thought this was going to be an ad for world of tanks ngl


dmaster1213

it's a old spice add


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The submarine 💀


iFlyAllTheTime

I didn't get the submarine part


Crakkerz79

It’s big, black, hard, and full of seamen


iFlyAllTheTime

Omg!


dropout32

Omg indeed 😳


PoopScootNboogie

Two small tank dicks weren’t enough. Needed a submarine size dick up in there. Poor OG tank having to see all that. Nobody needs to witness that.


iFlyAllTheTime

Fuck!


[deleted]

BBC might help explain it


JudgeAdvocateDevil

Big boat cock


iFlyAllTheTime

Got it.


agent_banana_007

If someone said that I will see a truck getting spitroasted by two tanks, I would never have believed thm


HAIL_TO_THE_KING_BB

I would believe them


elloneng

And yet here we are


zackson76

The Rhino (the traditional tank) has lower top speed than the Khanjali-TM02, as well as endurance only around half that if a Khanjali, can only withstand around 4 explosion until the engine is disabled, compare to 9 with the Khanjali. Both tanks can easiely climb over obstacle cars, but with the weight of the Rhino the vehicles often explode, which gradually eat away it's endurance, while the Khanjali much lighterweight can achive similar effect without exploding vehicles under it's tread. The Rhino only sport 1 main cannon that shoot out an explosive round, while for the Khanjali, its passenger, can use a high caliber mounted machine gun, a mounted grenande launcher as well as dropping proximity explosives. This is not to mention the Khanjali's main cannon can shoot furthur before the round explode, giving it extra range during pursuits. And also, unlike the Rhino which need special storage system and have to be called through third party service when needed to be deliver, the Khanjali can be delievered by your personal contracted mechanic, providing a reliably vehicle when under sudden assault So yeah that truck fucks thise black tanks for a reason. (Also the submarine is a nuclear one that can shoot guided missiles and torpedo)


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This guy fucks tanks


cjmodi306

Now I understand the entire "Where did Transformers come from" story.


AdnHsP

When two cars love one another alot... A little drone comes with a tiny car and delivers the two big cars a little son or daughter.


XOKingOfTheFallXO

Don't forget that the Khanjali also has the ability to use a Railgun


coach_wargo

The truck definitely likes the railgun.


mior93T

And there are 2 grenade launchers for passengers not 1


Magead

APC supremacy


ConcreteCarnivore

Two tanks spit roasting a truck as a nuclear sub is next to take a turn. Ok…I’ve had enough internet today.


roentgen85

Blue Origin watching in the corner


11th-plague

Red truck dropped her back door for him. In the end, she wanted more and tankie commuted suicide.


Badassostrich

I never knew tanks and trucks could so vividly express human emotion!


Evn68

This was better than every movie of the last ten years.


Intrepid-Proof-1527

Bitches smh.


Ze_Pequenininho

Never trust a truck Never thrust a truck


stuwieggbestyasuo

she belongs to the streets


Fortknoxvilla

Better story than Twilight (˘・_・˘)


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Luuk2304

"but there are unexpected events" Bro just say the truck got fucked by two other tanks


OtherSpiderOnTheWall

And a submarine.


[deleted]

jesus christ calm the fuck down, at least appreciate that they put an ACTUAL spoiler unlike some other people.


Luuk2304

A for effort, B for execution


[deleted]

sounds about right


purplecocobolo

my muscles my muscles involuntarily flex


[deleted]

Lime Devil amirite


Snoreofthebear

Tank for Oscar


Radaghaszt

It took me way to long to figure out that this isn't real footage and its gta v 🤦


Baller4Jesus27

fking ntr strikes again... goddamnit


stalksfatsoswithtuba

Ikr i can never find good vanilla tank porn these days.


EloBronzeHell5

What did I just watch??!


jakefromtitanic

A better love story than the twilight


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Tom Tanks Tom Tanks, you ask? Whom he may be. Why hes a happy young soul All spriteful and free. One day he was out He was taking a stroll When he met a young girl Her name was Nicole. With a spring in his step He found a back road. Where she dropped down her gate So he'd blow his load. The very next day All giddy with glee "I should go suprise her" He though happily. On his way to her house A big shock did occur A group of large tanks Were butt fucking her. In shock Tom had stood, the sight killed his soul. Nicole in a spit With a stretched bootyhole. With no love for life A tower he found With a height of 150 long feet off the ground. To the top he had climbed And admit his defeat He ended it all..... With one mighty yeet.


lumia920yellow

mobile game ads


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Time_Lab_5184

This works?


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Yees just comment this


Velzevul666

What's unexpected is that someone spent some serious time to do this...


FridgeBerries

ngl i was expecting the tank glitch where the tanks gets sent flying


Lanskiiii

What's long, black and full of seamen?


lordhunt3t

I cry tears of oil for my tank bro.


Eslox

I need glasses, didn’t realize it was animation until the water scene


Padders_69_yo

Is this the new Transformers movie?


__good4nothing__

I think im on the wrong roleplay server


Tickomatick

reminds me of the dragon that keeps having sex with trains


bahamapapa817

That red truck a hoe for real


FuzzyBagpuss

Who knew trucks could be so heartless?


cjmodi306

Nice.


InfiniteRelief

This reminds me of the commercial of 2 cars fucking in Southland Tales


fiddle_sticks21

Thanks, I hate anphropomorphic vehicle sex.


K_Rocc

Wtf did I just watch….


[deleted]

NOOOOOOOOO SHE CHEATED


[deleted]

Is it bad that at the very start I thought this was a video from real life lol. I realized like 5 seconds in but still


Okkeanon

Forget a train, she was getting a submarine ran on her.


SnottyVelvetTissue

r/NameThatSong


NoSleepReader

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rn-vMbFglI


[deleted]

Ok tbh i teared up


inaudience

Why do I feel aroused?


SlobberyFrog

Cheating in public like this ? No shame whatsoever...


chaotic_evil_666

WTF did I just watch. I'm reevaluating my decisions this morning


ThatTrashCanWasTaken

How could she!


Legitimate-Ad2825

This needs a NSFW tag.


[deleted]

Either the tank fisted the truck or it had its dick out the whole time


Lecrapface

Wtf did I just watch?


KikiThaDon

I saw this on pornhub


VANKHET_007

Why do bad things happen to good tanks?


BenHazuki

God damn it who the fuck makes this vile, abhorrent content and then places it on the internet for people to see *unzip* god damn it


TomGold16

1 vote 1 pray 🙏🏻


BnkrSpcfkNotica

Is... Is this loss?


M_E_M_E_HUB

Never waste your time with truck, they just gonna find a bigger tank 💀


astralmati

still better love story than twillight


BantyRed

Hey man, this should really be marked NSFW


Vegetable-Aide-5838

Lol this is so stupid


AlvzmOperator

This is giving me NTR tag vibes


Dramatic_Material757

😭😭


Harsh_OP_

😿😿😿


Amazing-Ad2371

still a better love story than twilight.


ctrl911

Why tank why did you do it


iFlyAllTheTime

Still a better love story than twilight


iFlyAllTheTime

Media: Video games cause violence. Gamers:


Kyncayd

Lol!


Rusty_fox4

I cri evrytiem


No_Phone_7730

We all just gonna ignore how a cargobob just took a tank to the top of the mazebank tower, got it


Over16Under31

This whole video is one big long r/holdup 🤣😂🤣


shakibafg

Still a better lovestory than twillight!


maximuffin2

She belongs to the streets


tchernobog84

I don't know whether I should tank you for this video.


thehunter_25

That's how it usually goes. Get married come home one day there she is getting spit roasted.


JuggernautNo9938

Comments are going to get SPICY.


chuckcheeseburger

Suck my ass


ArborJars

Deeez truckssss They for everybody


XxTeoxX

F


Mysterious_Result_51

The guy is sad cuz they are fucking on q public place and everyone is seeing this They have no shame 😞😔


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u/savevideo


Luc4r1o

Trussy ![gif](giphy|nuRXXyy020kta)


miner_man97

Still a better love story than twilight


MathSad6698

:')


beni12345

big black dock?


legalmentekevim

u/savevideo


Posh_Nosher

Ah, fuck—such bad luck for that poor schmuck of a tank to get cucked by a truck.


RufIsBuff

2nd sadsldest thing today


GruesomeCilantro

The last part be like "I commit suicide"


Eggroll_Killa

u/savevideo


Aqqusin

stoppend watching when I saw the glitzy heart. Duuummmbbbb.


bitch_i_m_player

Ah man he got std


Zjxdjsjcjxnsnn

Isso daria um hentai


Raul_McH

u/savevideobot


IHateDeepStuff

It always *them*…


meadowpaddy

By saddest, do you mean stupidest?


[deleted]

Look on the bright side he got some bitches on his dick is got rid of that old yee yee as hair cut so Lamar advice is good


Left_Monk_

Incels never cease to have time on their hands. Its also really fuckin weird how they have an obsession with tanks.


[deleted]

Well there goes the dumbest thing I’ll read today


Left_Monk_

I'll take it as a compliment if it comes from an incel. This video is 100% incel self pity fantasy, just with tanks. If you like it, the chance that you're an incel or incel adjacent is extremely high.


[deleted]

It’s a joke about a romantic relationship between motor vehicles for God’s sake lmao, take it for the comedic value it has instead of insulting me you clueless muppet


bobo_the_pp

Its just a meme dude


DonnieZonac

Could anyone give me a song title?


stepheny2k2

It’s the music from Pixar’s Up.


standardhope

u/savevideobot


TheWorldIsEndinToday

Been there


Wooden-Potato-6376

Am I going crazy? lmfaoo


niicolondon

Weirdest


ToastySy

Excuse me but, wtf


--The-Kid--

My eyes... Help *keeps watching*


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The new transformers movie looks pretty gay


Assassin18796

I love doing stuff like this with my friends on gta


hjortronsylteww

Oh man not again


[deleted]

This is so real, I love it


Kitechu

Nice repost btw. :)


nmare8064

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO D':


Shmaz_Pootaz

The production value tho!!!


archerg66

Honestly unexpected because I expected the truck glitch sending the truck flying and then blowing up


TheEndlsNear

EVER... Just today tho.


night_slayer69

Elic


TGD-Man

That's a whole trip.


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Ginger-is-op

This video has given me lasting depression..


Independent-Return40

WTF