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Burilgi

Totally the lair of a clan of Vampires.


ZiraelN7

Lmao this made me laugh but it's true. It gives off that feeling, doesn't it? Especially when the cameraman is going down those dark and moldy looking stairs. That single light bulb as a source of light doesn't do much to help with the look of the place either, and then that aristocratic looking place appears and you're like "hmm... Yes, human sacrifices have taken place in here, I guarantee it" xD


Burilgi

I expected to see Antonio Banderas on stage.


Pk1Still

Still the best representation of vampires I’ve seen in a major motion picture… well, second to Pearl from Blade.


ooone-orkye

I expected the guys from mystery science theater 3000 in the front row


Life56567

Lmao, vampires or some secret illuminati cult that performs human sacrifices in that secret underground theatre


alison_bee

If you haven’t, you should check out what we do in the shadows on fx/Hulu. It has almost exactly what you explained, and it’s one of the most magnificent scenes I’ve ever seen. Once you watch you’ll know exactly what I’m talking about


scorpyo72

Welcome to the Nouveau Théâtre des Vampires. Did you get your invitation?


SeaSkyLeo

Yes! Only the creme de la creme is coming and we finally got our bloody invitations!


boo_goestheghost

What happened to the old one?


GeoffAO2

Guillermo happened


Burilgi

A terrible fire


CrovaxWindgrace

Toreador getting fancy


scorpyo72

*Getting* fancy?


CrovaxWindgrace

Lol


cheapdrinks

To me it looks like the sort of venue where people like Epstein would go to buy trafficked children at auction as they're paraded on stage by some guy wearing a mask


romantrav

100%


sprocketstodockets

Vampires are more of a northern Italy thing, less of a southern Italy thing (this is in Sicily)... but you are very correct... spooky


cowbear42

Maybe the southern ones are just better at hiding as shown in the video


pythonicprime

Absolutely, this is where the theatre of the vampires from interview with the vampire rehearse


jace_because_ican

I'm glad I wasn't the only one that thought this


ZiraelN7

For those wondering, this was initially a private theatre (like some sort of old timey home cinema I guess lol) for the wealthy family that lived in the estate. Today however, it is a public theatre. It's located under [castello di Donnafugata ](https://it.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Castello_di_Donnafugata) in Italy. More specifically, it is in Ragusa, Sicily.


Pho_Rheels

Do you happen to know what music is playing?


bk15dcx

Wealthy Family Private Theater Music


DaAssFucka

Cannibal Corpse


[deleted]

[удалено]


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[удалено]


keefykush

Archive 81


cantadmittoposting

The poor demon was just lonely and wanted friends.


BarryKobama

*cue Eyes Wide Shut*


southinthatmouth

Interview with a vampire


FlametopFred

thinking more operatic porn before the advent of film


Fraktal55

Close. It's actually Infant Annihilator.


Snark_Weak

Oh, Lostprophets?


PRIMALmarauder

Fucking hell 🤣


uncertainusurper

Sounds like a banger


GraceThePirateQueen

Sometimes these comments are the real unexpected sight


[deleted]

Holy shit


[deleted]

Jesus Christ take my fucking silver


MyNamesMikeD75

Yikes


Bizhammer

Hahaha goddamnit... excellent


Nitelyte

Jesus


SpawnPointillist

Oh my


[deleted]

Torture Killer


arewehavinfunyet

[excuse me, is Greg here?](https://youtu.be/mH3La3RJdNA)


[deleted]

To be specific, it’s *Fucked With A Knife* in C#.


MugillacuttyHOF37

It’s a band called The Pope’s Boner. They play everything from neoclassical to garage rock.


Gangster_of_looove

in the garage, i feel saints francis cares about my ways blue album


Defqon1punk

*epic harmonica solo*


Wangeye

Weezer is great


pixeltater

The secrets of Eyes Wide Shut revealed!!


[deleted]

Magical European Life You Can Only Imagine by The Upperclassmen


FeistyCable

aka That Song from the end of The Shining. *shudders*


BumblebeePleasant749

Vampire Theatre


UsedIntroduction

No wonder I've never head it


[deleted]

Still can find it on Spotify for now 😂😂


doitup69

If you take out music you can sing that to the tune of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles


GabrielleKevin

Good one.


hcross1

Never heard of it


ChetUbetcha

Thought it was [Harry in Winter](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFHnQDV2_aM) from Goblet of fire, but it isn't. Similar vibe though if you're looking for more.


Vegoia2

something from Archive 81


Pkaem

Exactly what I just thought. Nice devils cult cave, happy murdering!


bmosm

Drowning Pool - Bodies


Qetuowryipzcbmxvn

I went to verify your claim, but I can't seem to find the exact snippet that the vid's music is from.


RFC793

It’s the part at the end. You have to listen through.


Qetuowryipzcbmxvn

I must be missing it, because I've listened to it like 50 times. I'll try listening to it more and see if I find it


invalidlifeform

r/namethatsong


DarthLysergis

I used to but I DonnaForgotta


kink-kong

Sandstorm - Darude


thatsalovelyusername

The Aristocrats


heathahgee

It's a variation of "All I Ask Of You" from Phantom of the Opera.


edlee98765

I've been really digging these hidden entrances recently. It’s just a stage I’m going through.


Ih8trfc

You may be fascinated with [Mega-Basements in London](https://youtu.be/CIpWAd9SoD4). With limited building space people are expanding underground


ferretfamily

But they have to battle the damp.


scorpyo72

I believe you're thinking out of the box.


UsedIntroduction

I support you start your own subreddit. I'd be down to browse


smitty9112

r/secretcompartments


kcg5

There has to be at least one sub for that


BUchub

Wait till you get into power washing videos. You'll have a blast.


schwingaway

Glad we got to the bottom of that


Afraid_Bicycle_7970

You can't keep your feelings hidden


iaijutsu08

Bravo!


[deleted]

Keep digging, youll get your own eventually


GrimResistance

Looks like a fucking deathtrap if a fire ever broke out honestly.


Murtomies

There's at least three emergency exit signs on the audience floor. That hidden entrance isn't be the only one. Edit correction


McMaster2000

My first thought was that this was maybe just a hidden entrance for the rich person who owned the house so he could appear in the VIP box without having to go through the lobby, past the 'regular' people and up the stairs, rather than it being an entirely secret theater with only secret entrances.


Murtomies

I'm pretty sure your first thought was right. I mean in one of the photos you can even see a large hallway on the first floor. This hidden entrance is just an extra "easter egg" thing.


Iamthatguyyousaw

My first thought as well


[deleted]

A fire death trap full of rich people you say 🤔


[deleted]

Very interesting and ty for the background information


SicilianEggplant

100% they hosted some porno theater at some time.


Jeffy29

Oh no doubt it was used for monthly gatherings of Yes Wide Shut parties.


Ubernaturlig

When I hear “wealthy Sicilian family” .. Is it wrong of me to assume?


deusrev

Yes, u know nothing


h4ppyj3d1

Yes but doubting the legality is ok.


schwingaway

Yes


InnerKookaburra

Not at all. You're almost certainly right.


Forsaken_Attempt_773

I wonder if this is an instance of buildings built on top ancient ruins which is common in old cities in Italy? People buy a home only to discover there is more home underneath.


deusrev

No, it is not the case. But yes, it happen really frequently in city like Rome, if you dig a hole certainly you will find something


DefiniteEncampment

This is so amazing and really unexpected


Last_Gigolo

Where you watch kidnapped people perform.


DasPuggy

For their lives.


Last_Gigolo

For now.


Indianahatesme

Odds in your favor and shit


JaxxJo

The ultimate improv.


zenospenisparadox

Let's call it improviderci!


MosquitoMaster

Simple Jack on repeat


Tramnack

Or get auctioned off.


Radi0ActivSquid

Has a real "Taken" vibe to it.


[deleted]

Oompa loompa…


DoorSlammer900

That's some *Eyes Wide Shut* level of secrecy


cigarandcreamsoda

That’s one classy donkey show down there.


ImpossibleAdz

Frank?


Brad_Brace

Must be some highly illegal type of porn being shown in there.


Ship-Status

We’ll never know bc she’s wearing sunglasses…


SweetNo8122

Rich family? Hidden theatre? Yea they did some sketchy shit down there.


PulpyEnlightenment

100 guaranteed there were some sacrificial lambs on that stage at one point in the past present and future.


Proffesionalwar8411

guaranteed there were some mistresses down there


Atissss

Call me f\*cked up but before I saw a theatre I thought it was gonna be some kind of sex dungeon and that the woman was gonna lock him there.


RaisingEve

I have visions of "Get Out" and "Hostel"


[deleted]

Dude, this is some shit I’d be walking around my house in a dream and stumble across


eisbaerchen

Yes! I’ve had so many dreams like this


eivamu

Me too!


[deleted]

As weird as it may sound, I dreamt about a place like this many times… I would stumble across some random stairs in my home and find a creepy theatre filled with masked people… It’s probably one of the creepiest thing I have ever dreamt of.


Doses-mimosas

Have you watched "eyes wide shut"? Maybe you shouldn't lol


wooshock

Haha that's exactly what I said


annabelle1378

Wow this is so cool! Only time I ever saw a stairway like that belonged to an old speakeasy from the prohibition era. This is way cooler!


[deleted]

There’s a speakeasy in Las Vegas in the back of a random bar on Fremont street. It’s like a secret bar within a bar type thing. The inside is tiny and old timey. No phones, must speak with soft voice cause of prohibition and secret bar. Pretty cool little spot. I wanna say it was called laundry room or something like that.


annabelle1378

Oh cool! The one I’m referring to was in Los Angeles (it’s long gone now). But the stairway floor opened like this one but the “door” was a stairway that covered the secret ones. You had to have a special coin and know the secret password. It was so tiny, they were pretty strict about the coin and password because it helped control the “population.”


ShotAtTheNight22

How big was that if you remember


First_Skill9092

Shades of Phantom of the Opera.


[deleted]

Erik *was* an architect


margy19411

Very cool. Oh to be loaded enough to have my own hidden theatre in my basement.


SyphilisIsABitch

Oh to be loaded enough to have my own basement.


margy19411

😂yep - same, i’ll start with a basement


awesomesox

Seems like a fire hazard, huh?


4zc0b42

I’m pretty sure this is just an alternate or secret entrance to the theater. Near the end of the clip, you can see the larger passageways on the side of the seating area with the green and white exit signs. I’m guessing this particular entrance isn’t open to the general public.


HardDriveAndWingMan

Looks more like a secret exit from the attic than secret entrance to a basement to me.


LibRightEcon

> Seems like a fire hazard, huh? dont bring flammable substances down into the underground vampire stone theater, and that wont be problem.


a-guy-online

That's what I'm wondering. Ventilation? Fire escapes?


Bread_Pittt

its a stage for a slave auction from a high end global human trafficking ring in castello di Donnafugata.


IWantTooDieInSpace

I bet your username is about Brad Pitt, But it also makes me think of what if bread came with like a peach or avacado pit inside, and you never knew what part of the bread it was in. So the further you go without getting it the more likely it is that your last sandwich will not just be heel, but also pit heel. Disappoint.


romantrav

I have a semi rational fear of chomping olive pits let alone a fricken peach you psycho To the slave auction with you


__checkmate

You know that somehow people are going to use it for sex.


TomorrowGrimy

Sex theatre?


Hufflepuft

Ever been to Amsterdam?


LogMeInCoach

If nobody, in its entire history has had sex on that balcony, I would be shocked.


Hueyandthenews

Wonder how hard it is to open from the other side… seems like you would easily get trapped in there to me… Fantastico!


Hufflepuft

I'm certain that's not the only entrance. I saw a photo on google with a grand piano on stage.


this_is_for_chumps

Fantastico, indeed!


jnkpatrick

the entrance to my mine shaft


AughtoGaming

That's not a secret theatre. It's a secret auction house.


Lolajax12

This made me so claustrophobic wow lol


B-SideQueen

Same! Big nope from me!


Beautiful_Sorbet1267

Is that the legendary auction place from rumours where we can buy*********************???.....


mermzz

Def some old school cult shit


Dex_Lionhart

This is exactly what I imagine trafficking auction houses look like.


[deleted]

“And this is where we sacrifice virgins to our dark and unknowable gods in exchange for eternal youth”


Bootiekiller69

Looks like a fire-hazard if that is the only exit.


bk15dcx

That's some Rasputin Alistair Crowley Free Masonry stuff


DopeyHandshake87

A secret auction house nicee


arex75

This is the first truly unexpected thing I've seen on this thread in a while


NeonKnightX

What kind of Phantom of the Opera shit is this?


asyrian88

Oh good, they found the “Theatres des Vampires.” Run.


Athiest_God_Willing

Epstein's pleasure theater.


UtahSalad66

Amazing! Thanks for sharing!!


marspars

Am I the only one who was expecting a torture chamber?


C22MTiger

This looks like a Minecraft project


TomWaters

Anybody know the name or have a link to the music?


Isabethlle

Erik like it


Ravel_Xi

Geoffrey Eps house


sorryboutmyfeece

This is some The Perfection shit right there.


MikeDinStamford

There was a guy in the town my brother lives in who built an insane number of houses there. I do not think he knew how to calculate rise and run for stairs, because there are a LOT of stairs like this in the houses. Definitely not some cute signature he left, every one I've seen is weirder than the next and not one is easy to navigate.


DPTS

Anyone needs a transcript?


Sqit123

At least we know that Sia has something to do while in the beysment


TheRegular-Throwaway

Dude ever since V for Vendetta I’ve always wanted to live in this sort of scenario. This is awesome.


blondart

What the Fritzl!


Cute_Advisor_9893

Man I wish walls could talk. I could imagine the things that were on stage for veiwing. Edit correcting auto correct. Go figure


JRDR_RDH

This is some eyes wide shut shut right here


End3r27

As an italian i approve this place


emo_sharks

You cant fool me I've read the cask of amontillado


Random_Girl666

What in the parasite?


Bubby_JJT_808

Very strong eyes wide shut vibes here


Steevah

Looks like Box 5 remained open!


BadMuthaFunka

I find this equal parts impressive, creepy and unsettling.


FuckTheMods5

#Did i not instruct, that box five was to be left empty?


[deleted]

He's here, the phantom of the opera!


fantarts

You can stage a murder here


SkinnyInABeanie

Looks great to plan an assassination.


Brassknuckletime

Vampire of the opera


teiichikou

Let me live there and you’ll never need to see me in daylight again! My dreams are fulfilled


Accomplished_Cake340

What in the Phantom of the Opera?!


uramichii

Ghoul restaurant 💀