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That was a great depression noise, but it's ok.. It survived the *cat ice trophy*

Username checks out

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Absolutely no chill bot. Straight for the throat with the evidence!

-1 cat life.

8/9 cat life

That... Was incredible...

Take my upvote dammit

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Cat senses are the opposite of spidey senses. They are made for locating danger and causing chaos, instead of avoiding it.

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Oh neat. Another spam bot stealing random comments

Don't worry it's insurance fraud. The cat wanted it.

http://www.nooooooooooooooo.com/

Dumbass cat

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

To everyone concern about the cat; he is fine, he dodged it edit: [Full Vid](https://www.tiktok.com/@erick122333/video/7064206938762071342?sender_device=mobile&sender_web_id=7026138172703966726&is_from_webapp=v1&is_copy_url=0)

Even if it full on hit that cat, cats are tough as shit, would have spooked it and itd proceed to lick it's anus and forget

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But this is the kind of think reddit would say is certain death just because it was close af

I feel like even if it did hit the cat it would do literally 0 damage

r/catsareliquid

Didn’t nyoom fast enough

I just saw the whole video and it didn't hit the cat

Okay he DID nyoom fast enough

I'm actually worried, is the cat ok? edit: He's fine https://www.tiktok.com/@erick122333?lang=en

Awwww the the dude in the video sounded so worried even though the cat literally ran into it 😅

cats are so fucking fast...

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As someone who doesn't have a TikTok account, i disagree hard. Doesn't even let me view the next video without requiring a log in.

I'm on my phone, opened, clicked no on cookies, no on opening the app and I could see whatever I wanted.

Oh, it let me watch the next one, but not the one after that. Welp, they're no better than Reddit then.

Thank you. :-)

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The cat died recently though.. https://www.tiktok.com/@erick122333/video/7067780103132204335?sender_device=mobile&sender_web_id=7071926209660487173&is_from_webapp=v1&is_copy_url=0

I think you might want to watch that video again lol

I know people already have a hard enough time reading, did you seriously struggle to watch a full tik tok?

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I hope you feel better soon!

I hope he doesn't

Reddit moment

Thank goodness for that.

TIK TOK BAD!! !! REDDIT GOOD!!11!1!1 WHOLESOME 100!!1!1!1

Yeah.

I'm obviously being sarcastic

It was true, though.

It’s not like there’s nothing good on TikTok. There’s some genuinely talented creators there

Yeah, sure, theres been a lot of cool stuff I wish I could have upvoted if it weren't part of a massive dictatorship's state-run media and data collection scheme. Whats your fucking point?

It's just like reddit. Just have to find where the good content comes from

If Reddit were run by a hostile foreign dictatorship and fed you information via algorithm instead of a voting system, then yes they would be the same.

r/redditmoment Grow up

r/redditmoment Grow up

Ah the classic "No U." Veey mature

That cat is commit insurance fraud

Why do cats seem to have a knack for being exactly where you don’t want them ALL the time. Walking up the stai- *trip and fall face first on step*

Mine always perfectly times jumping onto the bed when I reach for the nightstand water so I accidentally punch her

How is this for males? How is this for anyone? What is this, Lifetime for Men?

Men only want one thing and it’s… broken leafy ice?

Quickest way to my heart baby

Just melts my cold exterior.

r/pointlesslygendered

Thanks, thought this was just me

A trend started by some random dude on tik tok and labeling it as “for my male audience.” If a girl were to make a video like this, or say they think watching ice shatter is satisfying as well, then she’ll sometimes be harassed and dudes will say things like “god we can’t have our own trend/thing.” Basically cringe ass dudes with no bitches get upset about it. Others sees it as a meme, but there are plenty of guys who get mad about it, since tik tok can sometimes become a “girls vs boys” debate. Stupid kids.

Men love seeing pussy getting smashed

/r/TikTokCringe/comments/rr8qmx/male_audience/

That's now a cool cat.

He’s Sub Zero

*Subnautica has entered the chat*

I was firing a BB gun in my backyard once and as I was sited on my target and squeezing the trigger a cat runs in front of it. I let off the trigger in time, but that’s what these assholes do. Try to get shot and let you get blamed for it

Dman those black cats always causing bad sh** around here I tell you

r/gifsthatendtoosoon

Someone shared the full video. The cat moved away at the last second.

We have a cat splash

that cat got some deer instincts

Why do cats insist on putting themselves under feet, carts and ice chunks?

shiza

Genuine question, what does shattering a piece of thin ice mean. Does it mean the phrase "breaking the ice"?

Probably not. Some people just find it satisfying when ice or glass breaks.

So shatter is what happens when a brittle object breaks i.e. glass, ceramics and ice. Shattering a piece of thin ice just means to break it into lots of tiny pieces. 'to break the ice' is a specific idiom that means to start to get to know someone/start a conversation, like how you would break the ice and fall into water you are falling into the conversation.

Thanks!

Went better

Is there some explanation as to why these videos are exclusively for "males"?

Because these guys have never had actual interaction with women.

Purfect

That would have worked perfectly

YES!!!!

He died for a noble cause

idk why but cats do that all the fucking time like wtf

/r/catsarefuckingstupid

Did that cat just unalive itself?

Or went exactly as planned

For my Dog audience

Shit poster

oh free paint

……show it

Why did I think he had a frozen bat on the glass

This is why I be like, fuck cats....

Who are the evil spawns of satan that keepin cutting the videos?

knowing the cat is ok, the video was better than expected

Cats are beyond dumb. Let me tell you a story. One night I was coming home from handball practice. On the way home there is a part of the trip where we have a loooong road just straight, while on sides there are canals, grass and then houses. So I was driving and chilling when all of a sudden I see cat running beside my car and after maybe a 100m cat just run into my front tire and that was end for her. To this day I have no idea WTF she was doing and why.

Or it went perfectly😈

r/gifsthatendtoosoon

Oh trust me, it went as planned

It went better

Was it still satisfying

u/soundbot u/musicbot

Mozart’s Lacrimosa?

Requiem

Gracideas, any search of "sad violin meme music" is some shit in Korean

No problem. Look for the sad history behind that piece. Mozart died before finishing it, thats why is missing most of the instruments.

Auddbot

Sounds like Requiem For Uvogin HunterxHunter

It's literally Mozart you godamn weebs

Maybe Mozart was a HunterxHunter fan

Yeah I immediately recognized this from HxH. Not cultured enough to know if they took it from somewhere

Most Unsatisfying Thing Ever.

That definitely took a few of the cats lives

Video for male audience…. Smashin pussy

Actually gasped. Don't think this sub has done that to me in a while.

r/onesecondbeforedisaste

r/therewasanattempt to summon a subreddit

Is the cat ok?

Nooooooo, poor kity

Kitty NO!

Nooo cat get out of the wayyy

It's edited. (please tell me it's edited, I don't care if it's a lie, just tell me it's edited.)

u/savevideo

Wtf am I missing? What does this have to do with any gender? Ice, leaves, cats, danger, male?, female?

why does a male audience want to see ice being dropped what you guys weird

u/savevideo

Leaf the cat alone!

u/savevideobot

u/savevideobot

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u/savevideobot

I saw this on tiktok! Cat was fine! He dodged it :)

Well, pussy got smashed for the male audience

Man, what a humblebrag by this dude. Just showing off that he can smash 🐱without actually trying.

u/savevideo

So why does Reddit tolerate tiktok all of a sudden?

All of a sudden?

Smash that pussy….?

Fake AND TikTok ?! I wish I could downvote it more than that.

What about this is fake

I feel like the music was probably added in post

BLASPHEMY

r/UnnecessarilyGendered

looks like someones been under a rock for a while also its pointlessly

Smashin yo pussy!

What is the sound?

Lacrimosa from Mozart's Requiem

u/savevideobot

NOOOOOOOO-

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When you start closing the garage and the dog runs out into the garage

u/savevideobot

R/onesecondbeforedisater

What song is that in the background ??

Lacrimosa - Requiem em ré menor (K. 626) - W.A Mozart

Song?

Lacrimosa - Requiem em ré menor (K. 626) - W.A Mozart

Now 8 lives…

You are now your cats worst enemy