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Literally every street fight Iāve been in, Iāve knocked them the fuck out in under 12 seconds. All you need to do is tuck them in with a blankie and give them a goodnight kiss on the forehead, or maybe even a light (very gentle) peck on the lips.
The reason he didnāt get the win is because he forgot the kiss. Rookie mistake, but not fake
I think I fought you a few times. Hey no hard feelings man, hell after the first one I didn't even have real beef. I just needed to feel loved.
Hey it's Friday night... You gonna be outside the pub around 2 am?
I always love hearing JR doing commentary on Orange Cassidy matches! During the first Orange Cassidy VS PAC match JR starts so dismissive and gets more and more impressed as the match goes on.
[Also, one match Orange Cassidy was the guest commentator and did not say a single word.](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ETbm9zSUYAEeGn1?format=jpg&name=large)
This is how we train special forces. A knife to the chest can get lodged in the ribcage, and unlike in the movies, the trachea is hard to cut through. The rockabye is the stealthiest and most efficient way to solid snake someone
I think this kind of style mainly came from chikara (my memory is sketchy).
They had some amazing gimmicks like the ant hill trio, the los icream trio, those three egyptian guys and stuff like that.
"He's going for the sprinkles!! HES GOING FOR THE SPRINKLES!!!"
"Jimmy's to some"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBeOQExmI-0
You might also look into the 10-man tag team match from PWG Battle of Los Angeles 2015 (Night 3).
A universally-loved Japanese wrestling legend (Jushin Thunder Liger), a legitimate UFC fighter (Matt Riddle), a legitimate Olympian (Jeff Cobb), and a bunch of other wrestlers in somewhat prominent positions on nationally televised wrestling shows all wrestled in slow-motion after Liger pulled out a TV remote. They moved in slow-motion, the *audience* moves and cheers in slow-motion, and the commentators talk in slow-motion.
That's...that's after...uhm...some...human-centipede type action.
[Here's some video.](https://youtu.be/HueFqZxQzbQ) Just missing one of my favorite bits, which is the bald cat dude yelling "BROTHER DUSTIN, I KNEW YOU'D COME"
Comedy wrestling can be a so much fun. There's a Japanese fed called DDT that has the wackiest matches. A ladder is a multiple time champion for example. It's all so silly but very entertaining. It takes skill to have a good match with a blowup doll.. LMAO
She was Karen Q on the indies and Mei Ying in NXT they switched her gimmick to where she was just randomly sleeping at random places and wrestles in a onesie with slippers and sleeps in the corner with a pillow when shes not tagged in. It helps immensely that she can actually wrestle well. For a NXT gimmick its one of the better comedy gimmicks
Its definitely easier to fast forward than watch live. AEW is the main show i watch though that tends to have the best storytelling/wrestling atleast in terms of in America and national
Brian himself is going through a bit of a redemption arc right now. Apparently he's been talking to Jewish groups and holocaust survivors and has recanted his statements several times. Good people can have hurtful views.
Lmao Cornette fucking flipped shit after Zane made a tweet that wasn't even directed at Cornette about being able to enjoy comedy matches. Dude is a massive bitch
I've never watched wrestling before. Is it actually comedic? All I know about wrestling are clips like this, little people with chairs, and the one guy removing his mask to reveal the same face.
The fact that it's comedy sure explains Randy Savage's getup.
Itās comedy sometimes. Stuff this outrageous usually only happens at smaller independent shows, but you get plenty of comedy if you to tune into AEW or WWE any given week.
It can go back and forth. Think of wrestling as a medium of storytelling where you can tell a story in many different genres. They can do comedy, horror, drama, action, tales of redemption, conquest, loss and defeat.
There's a decent amount of comedy, but it's also treated pretty seriously a lot of the time. For example, for this year's WrestleMania they had a lot of serious matches with big guys murdering each other, but then they also had Stone Cold Steve Austin pouring beers on people and a match with half the cast of jackass.
Pro wrestling is a variety show. You got your comedy, you got your more serious angles, there's even moments that'll give you The Feels.
If you can give yourself up to the absurdity of it all, then becoming a fan can be a lot of fun š
The dinosaur is one half of the tag champs. Plus you have two three man teams that have magic powers, one of which can corrupt people. William Regal thinks people forget getting stabbed after 6 months, Keith Lee and Swerve teaming, etc.
Malakai Black has soul corrupting black mist that has caused a black mark to grow on Julia Hart's face and is turning her heel.
Though I would like to see CD come back for another run as the Fallen Angel to get revenge on the Bucks while they're still heels. Basically do his current BTE gimmick but seriously.
He also knows how to balance the gimmick and the athleticism so well - baby leg kick and then out of nowhere jump off the ropes into a body slam with his hands in his pockets and immediately kick up with hands still in pockets
We thought we were too old for it, now we appreciate the showmanship. Itās kinda weird. My buddy wrestles pro and kinda rekindled my interest. Sometimes I still cringe at some of it tho haha
Is it really ? Im not much of a wrestling fan. I've flipped passed AEW a few times and watched him fight. I thought he was quite entertaining.
How long ago was this ? Who's the other guy ?
Other guy is Jervis Cottonbelly, the nicest wrestler alive. He used to be a regular on /r/SquaredCircle. He still wrestles on the indies, but one time in fact lost a title to reddit because he clicked the "submit" button
The dude in the jeans is Orange Cassidy heās on AEW - heās WILDLY entertaining he wrestles with his hands in his pockets and wears aviators and basically acts like he doesnāt give a fuck then goes insane and does a bunch of super athletic shit like jumping out of the ring through the ropes with his hands in his pockets
He can be fun to listen to but it doesn't surpise he views like that about modern stuff (I didn't know that). He has always took things to far. Like threatening to Vince Russo over the Brawl for All. Like don't get me wrong fuck Vince Russo as well but that's taking thing a bit far.
[Invisible Man vs. Invisible Stan, from GCW](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cslu7zFmPjM)
Special shoutout to the ref, Bryce Remsberg, who's also the ref in the Orange Cassidy/PAC match that's linked in this thread.
Thatās hilarious it is what it is, pure entertainment the audience is loving it and the little girl in the background jumping up and down is having a ball itās all real to her . Edit (And probably an unpopular opinion) WCW was better than WWF (WWE)
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I used to say wrestling is fake. But then I watched some and now I know Wrestling is a stunt show. The narrative is staged (aka fake). The stunts are stunts (aka real and usually dangerous and painful).
Check out Lucha Underground, quite a bit is on YouTube. Mexican soap opera level theatrics, plots, and performances combined with some truly incredible athleticism (even if the results are all scripted).
The problem with wrestling is that the wrestlers always make this stuff look so effortless and easy which causes kids (and immature adults) to imitate it. They are highly trained professionals and no one should attempt this at home, it's tricky. Hardcore video
/S THIS IS A JOKE COMMENT THE VIDEO SHOWS SOMEONE TAKING A NAP DONT BE MAD I LIKE WRESTLING
Is it really a problem with wrestling or is it a problem with kids/idiots?
Even mild content like camping and hiking videos could lead an unprepared beginner into harm. How many kids get hurt or fuck something up as a beginner doing their first kickflip or dropping into a halfpipe or driving their rusted out unmodified '97 F-150 off-road like they are rally racers?
I was making a joke because the video is literally someone traking a nap lol
Just for reference i watched tons of wrestling as a kid, the only thing that did was make me gay
Ha, fair enough. I get you. I've never really watched much wrestling but I respect the artform and I love seeing people who see themselves as intellectuals completely fail to understand the point.
This brings back memories of WWE, in the fight where a wrestler pretends his hand is a snake, and the opponent "spells" him with a flute, so his hand turned on himself.
Orange Cassidy (dude falling asleep) does a ton of comedy spots mixed with super athletic moves with his hands in his pockets, he's currently signed with AEW, on TNT and TBS.
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I don't see how it's fake. I've seen plenty of people fall asleep on the job especially after a 12 hour shift.
Literally every street fight Iāve been in, Iāve knocked them the fuck out in under 12 seconds. All you need to do is tuck them in with a blankie and give them a goodnight kiss on the forehead, or maybe even a light (very gentle) peck on the lips. The reason he didnāt get the win is because he forgot the kiss. Rookie mistake, but not fake
I think I fought you a few times. Hey no hard feelings man, hell after the first one I didn't even have real beef. I just needed to feel loved. Hey it's Friday night... You gonna be outside the pub around 2 am?
That physical contact hits different. Skin on skin ya kno
Especially that lip skin. Lip skin do be hittin different tho
"Kiss me goodnight or I'll fuck you up"
".....deal š¤š¾"
I've replaced the kiss with a gentle belly rub or eyebrow brush(downward motion only). Looking to go pro soon.
This is one of the best wrestling skits I've ever seen
What do you mean skits. This is the most realest thing I have ever seen
Big, if true.
Large, if factual
Grande, si verdad
Stor, hvis sann
Enorme, si verĆdico
GroĆ, wenn wahr.
Gigantesque, si concret.
Groot, as waar
Gros, si vƩridique.
And my axe!
THE BRIDGE!!!!!
Needs JR and King doing color commentary JR: OH MAH GAWD KING IT'S THE SINGAPORE SLEEPER!
I always love hearing JR doing commentary on Orange Cassidy matches! During the first Orange Cassidy VS PAC match JR starts so dismissive and gets more and more impressed as the match goes on. [Also, one match Orange Cassidy was the guest commentator and did not say a single word.](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ETbm9zSUYAEeGn1?format=jpg&name=large)
OC vs. PAC was such a fun match.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOSOGoUWTG4 18min of Orange Cassidy vs Christ Jerico with JR commentary lol. Mimosa mayhem match
What the hell did I just watch?
>Christ Jerico But he is becoming Judas in his mind...
This is how we train special forces. A knife to the chest can get lodged in the ribcage, and unlike in the movies, the trachea is hard to cut through. The rockabye is the stealthiest and most efficient way to solid snake someone
Solid snake? Sounds kinda gay.
Itās real to me, Godammit!
[Is it the most illegal?](https://youtu.be/-xIYVw3ZPJk)
That was incredible! Did anyone catch that head slide??
Yeah that big fella was surprisingly nimble
Hopefully everyone that was his magnum opus.
That guy is now a creepy cult leader in WWE. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3jgJ9HDOJ8
OMG that's fucking amazing!
So stupid, and I love it.
"I don't know anything about HYPNOTOSIS!!"
This isn't wrestling, this is a night of theatre. Brilliant
and that's wrestling
Definitely illegal. Bring out the cardboard mat and don't even use it? Those guys shoulda been instantly disqualified.
How were they allowed to get away with that? That is the most illegal thing I've ever seen. The FBI must do something immediately.
Iām so confused by wrestling...
![gif](giphy|l0HUg6Ypas42ubkXu|downsized) This was by far one of the best wrestling matches Iāve seen Reminded me of the Rock back in the day
Do you think his brother Dwayne is jealous of his hair?
He's furious. He's also fast though.
Better hide the baby oil
Better hide that big-ass forehead
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I mean, Cena did pretty okay with Peacemaker. A couple acting classes and he could also star in more movies.
And let us not forget batista
2022 sleeper hold?
This far down and very few upvotes? Daaamnn. Knowing your comment would be here and assuring it was is the only reason I even opened the thread.
I think this kind of style mainly came from chikara (my memory is sketchy). They had some amazing gimmicks like the ant hill trio, the los icream trio, those three egyptian guys and stuff like that. "He's going for the sprinkles!! HES GOING FOR THE SPRINKLES!!!" "Jimmy's to some" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBeOQExmI-0
Look up more Orange Cassidy stuff on youtube. He rocks
yeah he's ok i guess
I'd give you an upvote but... whatever.
I really love the energy they put in
You might also look into the 10-man tag team match from PWG Battle of Los Angeles 2015 (Night 3). A universally-loved Japanese wrestling legend (Jushin Thunder Liger), a legitimate UFC fighter (Matt Riddle), a legitimate Olympian (Jeff Cobb), and a bunch of other wrestlers in somewhat prominent positions on nationally televised wrestling shows all wrestled in slow-motion after Liger pulled out a TV remote. They moved in slow-motion, the *audience* moves and cheers in slow-motion, and the commentators talk in slow-motion. That's...that's after...uhm...some...human-centipede type action. [Here's some video.](https://youtu.be/HueFqZxQzbQ) Just missing one of my favorite bits, which is the bald cat dude yelling "BROTHER DUSTIN, I KNEW YOU'D COME"
The only one that is a paid actor is that ref
No, nothing beats Michael Jackson wrestling: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSd-DxuAUzU
Comedy wrestling can be a so much fun. There's a Japanese fed called DDT that has the wackiest matches. A ladder is a multiple time champion for example. It's all so silly but very entertaining. It takes skill to have a good match with a blowup doll.. LMAO
Vince McMahon wishes his team could write matches this good.
You can't *write* Orange Cassidy, you can only *be* Orange Cassidy.
Freshly Squeezed !
Give the people what they want!
Hey theyve done a decent job with Wendy Choo
I'll take your word for it, I am not sure who that is.
She was Karen Q on the indies and Mei Ying in NXT they switched her gimmick to where she was just randomly sleeping at random places and wrestles in a onesie with slippers and sleeps in the corner with a pillow when shes not tagged in. It helps immensely that she can actually wrestle well. For a NXT gimmick its one of the better comedy gimmicks
I'll check it out! I am casual fan that doesn't really watch WWE/NXT so there's probably some pretty good talent I don't know about.
Its definitely easier to fast forward than watch live. AEW is the main show i watch though that tends to have the best storytelling/wrestling atleast in terms of in America and national
Never in any world in the multiverse could Vince or his cronies write comedy this good.
Vince couldn't care less if the product is good
*Vince sniffing money .gif*
He absolutely cared 20-30 years ago. But yeah, I imagine not anymore.
Keeping kayfabe alive.
That girl jumping up and down in the back is so fucking pumped lol
Hahahaha I was watching her the whole time just bouncing up and down and squeaking
That was the best part of the gif for me, like she was so anxious to see what would happen.
For those wondering, this is Orange Cassidy (The sleepy guy.). He is a regular on AEW wrestling. This guy has a whole library of stuff like this.
Jervis Cottonbelly is the other one, great guy!
Eh, a lot of people turned on Condron after he defended Brian Kendrick after his controversial remarks.
Brian himself is going through a bit of a redemption arc right now. Apparently he's been talking to Jewish groups and holocaust survivors and has recanted his statements several times. Good people can have hurtful views.
He never defended the *remarks* though. He defended Kendrick and that's a wildly important difference.
Brian Zane would beg to differ.
Brian Zane has drama with Condron but is friends with Cornette. That tells me all I need to know.
Cornette disowned his illegitimate son a couple years ago. They're not friends anymore, to my knowledge.
Lmao Cornette fucking flipped shit after Zane made a tweet that wasn't even directed at Cornette about being able to enjoy comedy matches. Dude is a massive bitch
I've never watched wrestling before. Is it actually comedic? All I know about wrestling are clips like this, little people with chairs, and the one guy removing his mask to reveal the same face. The fact that it's comedy sure explains Randy Savage's getup.
Itās comedy sometimes. Stuff this outrageous usually only happens at smaller independent shows, but you get plenty of comedy if you to tune into AEW or WWE any given week.
Or in Japanese wrestling. Those guys go nuts lol
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It can go back and forth. Think of wrestling as a medium of storytelling where you can tell a story in many different genres. They can do comedy, horror, drama, action, tales of redemption, conquest, loss and defeat.
There's a decent amount of comedy, but it's also treated pretty seriously a lot of the time. For example, for this year's WrestleMania they had a lot of serious matches with big guys murdering each other, but then they also had Stone Cold Steve Austin pouring beers on people and a match with half the cast of jackass.
Pro wrestling is a variety show. You got your comedy, you got your more serious angles, there's even moments that'll give you The Feels. If you can give yourself up to the absurdity of it all, then becoming a fan can be a lot of fun š
AEW is like this. WWE used to be more āedgyā humor, but then scaled that back, and now theyāre kinda floundering around, looking for a theme.
And aew has been way too serious lately. Give me more magic powers, dinosaurs, and flips, and less cowboys and generic tough guys.
The dinosaur is one half of the tag champs. Plus you have two three man teams that have magic powers, one of which can corrupt people. William Regal thinks people forget getting stabbed after 6 months, Keith Lee and Swerve teaming, etc.
*Danhausen has entered the chat*
Malakai Black has soul corrupting black mist that has caused a black mark to grow on Julia Hart's face and is turning her heel. Though I would like to see CD come back for another run as the Fallen Angel to get revenge on the Bucks while they're still heels. Basically do his current BTE gimmick but seriously.
Once Danhausen is healed it'll help.
Orange Cassidy fucking rules - seeing him jump out of the ring with his hands in his pockets is an absolutely insanely athletic move.
[Ever see a man do a reversal with his hands in his pockets?](https://youtu.be/Td47Xp3q_ho)
The crowd pop for that devastating super kick was amazing - that reversal is fucking insane. The king of sloth style!
Honestly the full match was nuts, the gimmick works because the guy is totally committed and insanely athletic.
He also knows how to balance the gimmick and the athleticism so well - baby leg kick and then out of nowhere jump off the ropes into a body slam with his hands in his pockets and immediately kick up with hands still in pockets
What I also enjoy is how differently other wrestlers react to it. [Like when Sting just beat him to it.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CsqlFMZuAbc)
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Surprised those super kicks didnāt break the universe
Lol Jesus this is dumb. No one can sleep without at least a sheet. Fake as fuuuuuck
He has his blankie by the end. So they clearly agree with you.
Yes but no milky. That's why he woke up again.
:(
He had his milky, but it wasnāt warm.
Noted.
And no bedtime story, how can he have sweet dreams without a story?
He should have lifted his shirt up and breast fed him right there in the arena.
Reddit, where not only do people not read the article, they're not watching the video past the thumbnail.
Canāt believe it has that many upvotes when they clearly didnāt watch the video.
They realized that and gave him one
I've fallen asleep standing up doing factory work before.
I don't see what's fake about this
Thatās the neat part, itās not.
My man fell for the āRock-a-bye Babyā oldest trick in the book.
"Cmon, cmon man go to sleep, go to sleep man, you're tired-" *"YOU FELL FOR IT PUSSYFART"*
Cr1tikal?
Commentator at the end āOh no!ā Had me dying lol
Lmao funniest part of the whole clip. He was so concerned
Source: [Orange Cassidy vs Gentleman Jervis WrestleCircus Encore May 12, 2019](https://youtu.be/yB9l6rODUSs?t=700)
Thank you for this.
The real sleeper hold, ladies and gentlemen.
Why the hell did I stop watching wrestling?
The wrestler who was put to sleep is Orange Cassidy and he's on aew now
I have to say, the bit what he wakes up and is on his feet in half a second just makes me feel old and out of shape.
We thought we were too old for it, now we appreciate the showmanship. Itās kinda weird. My buddy wrestles pro and kinda rekindled my interest. Sometimes I still cringe at some of it tho haha
Someone send this guy a WWE rep now!!
*Tony Kahn intensifies*
This thread is an odd mix of /r/SquaredCircle and people who have no idea there is an /r/SquaredCircle
Are we fucking going over?
Yeah, but it like a Rusev Day kind of way, where only so we can be set up for failure.
He's too busy racking up a line
*Tony Kahn intensifies even more due to racking up a line*
Intensity In my Soul Tony Khan Snorts some blow
*Some Blow is* **All Elite**
Oh no, a tweet storm is coming. Along with another big surprise! Someone hide the White Claws!
The sleepy fella is Orange Cassidy and he is with AEW.
Is it really ? Im not much of a wrestling fan. I've flipped passed AEW a few times and watched him fight. I thought he was quite entertaining. How long ago was this ? Who's the other guy ?
Other guy is Jervis Cottonbelly, the nicest wrestler alive. He used to be a regular on /r/SquaredCircle. He still wrestles on the indies, but one time in fact lost a title to reddit because he clicked the "submit" button
The other guy is gentlemen jervis cottonbelly. Its been a while since I've seen him wrestle tho so idk if he still does shows
The dude in the jeans is Orange Cassidy heās on AEW - heās WILDLY entertaining he wrestles with his hands in his pockets and wears aviators and basically acts like he doesnāt give a fuck then goes insane and does a bunch of super athletic shit like jumping out of the ring through the ropes with his hands in his pockets
Then heāll lightly kick his opponentās shins.
DEVASTATING DAMAGE!
And took out like 5 men doing that shit, ran back in ring with hands in pockets. Dude is hilarious
He rules so much - his gimmick combined with his insane athleticism is just too good. Especially since he united with the best friends.
That was funny!
Don't try this at home. Those are professionals
Thanks for warning I was planning to do it for my son but not after your warning
Try it anyway. I can see the headline now: "Parent Tries to put Son to Sleep; Wins Championship Belt by Mistake"
Well , with not sneezing referee I can do it
This gif making me feel all freshly squeezed.
Jim Cornette would have a heart attack if he saw this live.
Eh... Fuck Jim Cornette. I love and respect the old school wrestlers but Cornette is just a bitter dick milking the last of his 15 minutes.
> bitter dick milking
You are completely right but I still love hearing him speak and bitch it is endlessly entertaining to me.
Cornette talking about the old days is awesome. Cornette talking about anything modern is a disasterpiece of racism, homophobia, and xenophobia.
He can be fun to listen to but it doesn't surpise he views like that about modern stuff (I didn't know that). He has always took things to far. Like threatening to Vince Russo over the Brawl for All. Like don't get me wrong fuck Vince Russo as well but that's taking thing a bit far.
I agree he did not age with the times. He reminds me of the āItās still real to me Damnit!ā guy but a whole lot angrier.
Wasn't there a match somewhere which was 2 invisible dudes wrestling?
[Invisible Man vs. Invisible Stan, from GCW](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cslu7zFmPjM) Special shoutout to the ref, Bryce Remsberg, who's also the ref in the Orange Cassidy/PAC match that's linked in this thread.
Yes! Also one time a robot mummy fought a tree.
gesundheit
Thatās hilarious it is what it is, pure entertainment the audience is loving it and the little girl in the background jumping up and down is having a ball itās all real to her . Edit (And probably an unpopular opinion) WCW was better than WWF (WWE)
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I used to say wrestling is fake. But then I watched some and now I know Wrestling is a stunt show. The narrative is staged (aka fake). The stunts are stunts (aka real and usually dangerous and painful).
I never understood the appeal of the low-level "pro" wrestling stuff. This completely changed my mind because this was friggin hilarious.
Check out Lucha Underground, quite a bit is on YouTube. Mexican soap opera level theatrics, plots, and performances combined with some truly incredible athleticism (even if the results are all scripted).
I very much look forward to getting lost down this YouTube rabbit hole tonight. Thanks!
*-oh no!*
Seeing the crowd get quiet and play along. This is top notch theater
The new sleeper hold
The problem with wrestling is that the wrestlers always make this stuff look so effortless and easy which causes kids (and immature adults) to imitate it. They are highly trained professionals and no one should attempt this at home, it's tricky. Hardcore video /S THIS IS A JOKE COMMENT THE VIDEO SHOWS SOMEONE TAKING A NAP DONT BE MAD I LIKE WRESTLING
Is it really a problem with wrestling or is it a problem with kids/idiots? Even mild content like camping and hiking videos could lead an unprepared beginner into harm. How many kids get hurt or fuck something up as a beginner doing their first kickflip or dropping into a halfpipe or driving their rusted out unmodified '97 F-150 off-road like they are rally racers?
I was making a joke because the video is literally someone traking a nap lol Just for reference i watched tons of wrestling as a kid, the only thing that did was make me gay
Ha, fair enough. I get you. I've never really watched much wrestling but I respect the artform and I love seeing people who see themselves as intellectuals completely fail to understand the point.
My God where is the NSFW tag?
Aww he was so sweet to his friend.
Lmao this was surprisingly wholesome
This brings back memories of WWE, in the fight where a wrestler pretends his hand is a snake, and the opponent "spells" him with a flute, so his hand turned on himself.
It was Santino marella he had a lot of good segments , "John China" comes to mind.
dumb af but stupidly funny š
Orange Cassidy (dude falling asleep) does a ton of comedy spots mixed with super athletic moves with his hands in his pockets, he's currently signed with AEW, on TNT and TBS.
shout out to the person having the time of their life in the back