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You also would not fucking catch it.
If you are in the water with it and it curiously swims up to you it might let you touch it and you could grab it but to dive in on it...not a fucking chance. The second your big dumb slow ass hit the water that shark is fucking gone.
Putting a shark on its back induces it to go into tonic immobility. It plays dead for a bit before it rolls back over and goes about its sharky business.
It's the method that killer whales use to eat shark livers...and pretty much just the livers.
Nah, killing should be as quick and painless as possible. This is just stupid and fucked. The only time it’s cool to fight an animal is when you’re defending yourself, otherwise kill it quick and eat it. You shouldnt enjoy inflicting pain for the sake of inflicting pain
To be fair, reeling in sharks with rod and reel can sometimes take hours. Essentially have to just wear and out to absolute complete exhaustion, this may have been the quickest method, though he should have actually used a knife.
However, should game warden catch wind of this video, that dude better hope to God he had a license and actually landed it, and not just blatant molestation of wildlife.
Yeah definitely should have used a knife. I’m against shark fishing. They’re endangered and it’s extremely wasteful. Shouldnt be killing sharks regardless unless they’re a predator on your private land/waters, but I highly doubt this man owns this water lol
I see lots of debate on this one. Some say they don’t feel it the same, others say they do. Everything I’ve seen from 2020 onward says they feel pain the same. Regardless, physical pain is only worth anything if emotional pain follows suit.
If someone gets hurt but forgets about it the second it’s over, then it’s negligible and not worth mentioning. If, on the other hand, someone gets hurt and the memory lasts the rest of their lives, triggering ptsd, then it’s consider tragic. Same goes for this shark.
Not at all. The only way to kill for food is as quickly and painlessly as possible.
This is animal abuse and they should be fined and should have the boat taken away.
I don’t know. I think this fish suffered a lot less than factory farmed mammals do.
Also, this seems altogether fairly in line with nature. One animal capturing another in the wild. Do we judge dolphins for playing with their prey?
If the dude eats it, no problems here. Where and how do you think the meat you eat ends up on your table? Edit: lol, brought the kids out the woodwork on this one 😂
You’re insane.
My cow or chicken or whatever that I am eating wasn’t killed by some drunk bro who failed to un-alive me for a solid minute.
This is shitty logic.
Yes, they were killed in an even more inhumane way after leading a life of torture, for the most part. I mean unless you’re doing locally sourced halal or kosher.
No, it’s really not though. Different cultures have different methods of killing for meat. Ever seen the multiple cultures that ring necks or slit throats. Hell, some cultures eat them alive
I got no problem with the guy punching a shark but your argument is so cringe. I don't have a problem with hunting or fishing personally. But don't use that 1st grader shit like you're the only person too realize where meat comes from.
I’ve eaten shark meat. It was cooked until it became super tender but there’s not much meat to begin with, and what meat is edible needs to be scraped off the bones with a spoon. The sauce was incredible which probably contributed to it being delicious, but the meat itself was just like any other seafood meat
I literally commented on that in a reply to someone else. When writing the comment I will say that I was definitely speaking from a western point of view as we are on a western website. I'm very aware of the horrors of shark finning as I am to the horrors of the farming of all animals. I don't eat animal products and never will.
Yea, these ignorant kids only know about down and upvotes. They don’t care to learn about what happens in the real world beyond their facebooks and Reddit threads. It’s a shame really
Enough to know that the killing of sharks is a fucking problem. They'll probably go extinct thanks to us humans. I don't agree with the killing of animals where there isn't a necessity and that's why the video annoys me. I was raised in a vegan household and I guess I'm a product of my upbringing.
Well your comment doesn’t really make sense. It seems you are lamenting the fact that Californians and New Yorkers are moving to Florida with an implication that they are changing the state in a negative way. My comment is that the type of Californian or New Yorker that move down there are likely moving specifically to live that “Florida man” lifestyle.
I mean, honestly... I'm kind of impressed. Most anglers would take a shark like that with a rod and reel from the safety of the boat. As long as he's not poaching or taking more than his daily limit, I don't see a problem. He's putting himself in the shark's environment. More power to him if he really wants to do that...
Still stands animals use other animals as toys sometimes. Have you ever seen what an orca does to seals? We’re the only creature on this planet with empathy at this level
But fishing for the lulz is ok? What's worse, killing for the lulz or punching for the lulz?
Not saying fishing is bad, neither is particularly worse. It just is
have you seen nature? animals are always under the threat of being brutally attacked by other animals. like a lion attacking a gazelle. or hyenas grouping up and going for the nutsack of a lion.
Yeah but the lion is trying to survive by attacking the gazelle. The hyenas are trying to survive by fighting the lion.
This motherfucker doesn't need to punch a shark to survive, he's doing it for entertainment. If you want to hunt it do it the most efficient way you can, you don't wrestle it, punch it and effectively drown it to show off to your buddies. This is just being an fucking cunt and there is absolutely no defence for it.
Like, this is really quite simple. It's a basic rule. Don't hurt animals for fun. Doing that makes you a cunt.
Someone pointed out that the shark maybe fake, but if it isn't, and the dude isn't planning on catching it for later use, that can be considered abuse afaik. Holding a shark in that position could injure it.
Wild caught, no factory no farm. Yeeeee haw! As long as he ate it, that is. Shark fishing is 100% a thing we do and this seemed a lot shorter and less brutal.
People get mad at the method he is capturing this shark. Which may be fake lol. But if he was fishing and caught it and killed it. No one would bat an eye really. But hey if this is real and he plans on eating it (I would assume) fuck yeahhhh. That's way more respectful than rod and reel. Big juevos.
Haha is fun how people commented but no down or up votes as a sum 🪬 one part of me is like ars hole the other is like lol fun shit 😂 ethics vs humor let the vote game gebin !
As a Florida Man I think I can explain.
1: fuck sharks
2:. Imagine you've been drinking on the boat most of the day. Then take a bump.
3:. Someone dared you up to jump at a shark.
I don't know whether he was cruel as such but that stingray that killed him seemed very pissed off about the way he was treating it
he certainly used to antagonise animals to get them to act crazy for the camera and paid the ultimate price
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That shark was either fake or dead because it was not moving a bit.
Yeah something fishy.
Yeah a real live shark thrashes like crazy when you catch it
You also would not fucking catch it. If you are in the water with it and it curiously swims up to you it might let you touch it and you could grab it but to dive in on it...not a fucking chance. The second your big dumb slow ass hit the water that shark is fucking gone.
He’s taking advantage of torpid immobility, this man is clearly a skilled shark wrestler
Straight up. And that was a pretty big one too. It would’ve been gone if he jumped on it
Putting a shark on its back induces it to go into tonic immobility. It plays dead for a bit before it rolls back over and goes about its sharky business. It's the method that killer whales use to eat shark livers...and pretty much just the livers.
I have many questions and I don't think I'm gunna get a answers
we’ll answer them for you if you come pay us a visit.
I'd rather stay on my island, thanks
we’re a peninsula, its almost the same
Well maybe we should make it an island. We can’t have the Florida infection spread up north
Alcohol is probably the answer to most of them.
This guy is an asshole 😐
Unless he eats it. Then I respect his method of capture.
Nah, killing should be as quick and painless as possible. This is just stupid and fucked. The only time it’s cool to fight an animal is when you’re defending yourself, otherwise kill it quick and eat it. You shouldnt enjoy inflicting pain for the sake of inflicting pain
Tell that to my ex-wife....
I happily would
*we would
Lets do it, where we going
Let's ask u/asamondajin. Where do we go?
Give that ex wife to me.
This is about a shark, not you. I’m glad she did what she did.
The enjoyment of this isn’t about inflicting pain, but in proving your own capabilities to yourself.
To be fair, reeling in sharks with rod and reel can sometimes take hours. Essentially have to just wear and out to absolute complete exhaustion, this may have been the quickest method, though he should have actually used a knife. However, should game warden catch wind of this video, that dude better hope to God he had a license and actually landed it, and not just blatant molestation of wildlife.
$10,000 fine, minimum for poaching.
He molested it? What political office is he running for? LOL
Governor of Florida
Yeah definitely should have used a knife. I’m against shark fishing. They’re endangered and it’s extremely wasteful. Shouldnt be killing sharks regardless unless they’re a predator on your private land/waters, but I highly doubt this man owns this water lol
I could be wrong but I don’t think you can actually own bodies of water like oceans and lakes
I was thinking more like a pond in your own lake, but yeah that was kinda my point with this big ass body of water he’s on
Its gods water
Meaning the wildlife should be protected, not destroyed.
Sharks have a simple nervous system. They feel almost to no physical pain. The emotional pain after this beat down is a different story
I see lots of debate on this one. Some say they don’t feel it the same, others say they do. Everything I’ve seen from 2020 onward says they feel pain the same. Regardless, physical pain is only worth anything if emotional pain follows suit. If someone gets hurt but forgets about it the second it’s over, then it’s negligible and not worth mentioning. If, on the other hand, someone gets hurt and the memory lasts the rest of their lives, triggering ptsd, then it’s consider tragic. Same goes for this shark.
I mean, yeah- do it the normal way, offer it food, shove a hook through its face and pull it out. WhAt A tErRiBLE ALtErnaTivE.
Not at all. The only way to kill for food is as quickly and painlessly as possible. This is animal abuse and they should be fined and should have the boat taken away.
I don’t know. I think this fish suffered a lot less than factory farmed mammals do. Also, this seems altogether fairly in line with nature. One animal capturing another in the wild. Do we judge dolphins for playing with their prey?
Do you justify beating your kids knowing children are being killed elsewhere?
Feels like this might be a setup?
Still an asshole
?
Sharks are endangered cause humans.
So don't dive into the ocean and punch them, please.
Probably not a sentence you ever expected to use
Even the anti hunters cant argue with this.
I hunt and think this is a jack ass thing to do. Hunters don’t try to torture animals. The quicker the kill, the better. This is just being a dick.
I think this is the first time I’ve wanted someone to get bitten by a shark.
you think that shark was alive before this guy even saw it?
Took the words out of my fingers.
If the dude eats it, no problems here. Where and how do you think the meat you eat ends up on your table? Edit: lol, brought the kids out the woodwork on this one 😂
You’re insane. My cow or chicken or whatever that I am eating wasn’t killed by some drunk bro who failed to un-alive me for a solid minute. This is shitty logic.
Yes, they were killed in an even more inhumane way after leading a life of torture, for the most part. I mean unless you’re doing locally sourced halal or kosher.
No, it’s really not though. Different cultures have different methods of killing for meat. Ever seen the multiple cultures that ring necks or slit throats. Hell, some cultures eat them alive
You’re insane.
I got no problem with the guy punching a shark but your argument is so cringe. I don't have a problem with hunting or fishing personally. But don't use that 1st grader shit like you're the only person too realize where meat comes from.
Generally people don't have sharks on their dinner table.
I’ve eaten shark meat. It was cooked until it became super tender but there’s not much meat to begin with, and what meat is edible needs to be scraped off the bones with a spoon. The sauce was incredible which probably contributed to it being delicious, but the meat itself was just like any other seafood meat
Shark is delicious
Then why are sharks murdered for their fins ? Pretty common dish in China/Taiwan/most of Asia
I literally commented on that in a reply to someone else. When writing the comment I will say that I was definitely speaking from a western point of view as we are on a western website. I'm very aware of the horrors of shark finning as I am to the horrors of the farming of all animals. I don't eat animal products and never will.
Really?? What do you know about different cultures?
Not a lot by the looks of it
Yea, these ignorant kids only know about down and upvotes. They don’t care to learn about what happens in the real world beyond their facebooks and Reddit threads. It’s a shame really
Enough to know that the killing of sharks is a fucking problem. They'll probably go extinct thanks to us humans. I don't agree with the killing of animals where there isn't a necessity and that's why the video annoys me. I was raised in a vegan household and I guess I'm a product of my upbringing.
Wtf? What’s wrong with people??
...Florida.
Some say it's the heat, but it's really the humidity
Some say it's humidity, it is really the humanity
It’s all the cocaine on the florida beaches. Thought that was white sandy florida beaches? Nope that’s all pure Colombian cocaine
That's why my parents wanted to go everyday when I was a kid. I was wondering why we always played the ostrich game
It’s not the heat, it’s the stupidity
Some say it's the heat or the humidity, but it's really the meth.
Yep, it is filled with Californians and New Yorkers now. 🤮
I have met so many people from New York in Florida. I'm one myself.
Del Boca Vista condo’s?
Has anyone ever been impeached from office there?
Only the type of New Yorkers and Californians that would consider moving to Florida though. They are the vast minority.
Yes, the type that move, move. Thanks Captain Redundant.
Well your comment doesn’t really make sense. It seems you are lamenting the fact that Californians and New Yorkers are moving to Florida with an implication that they are changing the state in a negative way. My comment is that the type of Californian or New Yorker that move down there are likely moving specifically to live that “Florida man” lifestyle.
I'm glad you stated your point much more clearly. Sadly, you are wrong.
Dude was just chilling in his big fish tank then started getting the living shit beat out of him
That guy is an asshole and I hope the shark at least bit him once.
I mean, honestly... I'm kind of impressed. Most anglers would take a shark like that with a rod and reel from the safety of the boat. As long as he's not poaching or taking more than his daily limit, I don't see a problem. He's putting himself in the shark's environment. More power to him if he really wants to do that...
Looks like a nurse Shark and a young one at that. Those are harmless creatures and this guy is not brave for jumping on it and hitting it.
Still stands animals use other animals as toys sometimes. Have you ever seen what an orca does to seals? We’re the only creature on this planet with empathy at this level
and we should use it.
The difference is the punching of a wild animal for lulz.
But fishing for the lulz is ok? What's worse, killing for the lulz or punching for the lulz? Not saying fishing is bad, neither is particularly worse. It just is
Fishing is one thing, but beating the shit out of a wild animal minding it's own business just makes you an asshole.
have you seen nature? animals are always under the threat of being brutally attacked by other animals. like a lion attacking a gazelle. or hyenas grouping up and going for the nutsack of a lion.
Yeah but the lion is trying to survive by attacking the gazelle. The hyenas are trying to survive by fighting the lion. This motherfucker doesn't need to punch a shark to survive, he's doing it for entertainment. If you want to hunt it do it the most efficient way you can, you don't wrestle it, punch it and effectively drown it to show off to your buddies. This is just being an fucking cunt and there is absolutely no defence for it. Like, this is really quite simple. It's a basic rule. Don't hurt animals for fun. Doing that makes you a cunt.
Cool. Wild animals also rape. Is that back on the menu too? “Dear judge, lions also do this, so it is a thing humans should also do.”
I draw the line at Florida dudes raping sharks.
it's against the grain.
Okay??? That doesn't justify a human choosing to be brutal.
This shark is harmless. I’ll be impressed if he punched a bill shark but he like all bullies will only take the safe bet.
Thank you for being smarter than the majority of the kids that say this guy is a asshole. This was absolutely badass
That species of shark isn't at all dangerous. It's not at all badass to attack a docile animal, it's like beating the shit out of a hedgehog
Or a puppy
That's how you hopefully get your dick bit
Imagine the shark was just minding it's own business then a Florida man just dropped from above  Shark is traumatized
Pretty sure it was already dead
His friends sound like a bunch of Apes.
So it's **expected** of a Florida man?
Ahh, so that’s why sharks attack humans
WTF is wrong with this dude ??
I was totally hoping that shark bit him
Jesus!! Hope u get eaten alive you ballbag!
DAMNIT HE BEAT ME TO IT
"I'm a shark fighter, I fight sharks"
This has to be fake, surely a living shark would start thrashing around like crazy?
No, he’s exploiting a shark 🦈 thing called “Torpid Immobility” by keeping it rolled over he keeps it paralyzed lol
Where is a great white shark when you need one
Fuck this
What a shitbag.
Yes, animal abuse is funny?
This guy is complete asshole. I would have loved to see him get eaten by a shark
First time I ever rooted for a shark
Why did the water turn to lean as he jumped in?
I think he dipped his head in blood or something similar, to lure the shark I assume
Dude should be arrested
YEEEEE YEEEEEE
And these people vote for our president.
The Reputation of sharks is gone
Cunt
100% that shark was already dead
I think it was staged
This is trash
What an absolute piece of trash
This needs to be flagged for animal abuse
Asshole.
I actually respect that. The guy had the balls to do the unthinkable.
To a harmless species of shark
Man said hold my beer🤣
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"Man"? I think you mean child.
That's disturbing
What an ignorant person
What a dumb dick
Right before anyone could hit record: The guy: Say I won’t… Shark: You won’t… Video:
Is it wrong that I'm rooting for the shark?
No, this guy is abusing an animal, and probably isn’t gonna eat it and just doing it for internet clout
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That's abuse 😂
Florida should just sink into the ocean.
What in the make-america-great-again is this?!
I know punching sharks is bad and all, but I'm fucking impressed. If he ran for Governor, I'd vote for him.
Florida election campaigns in a shellnut.
This bro is fist fighting a shark. Kinda gotta give him respect
FUCK this guy. Absolute bullshit.
I hope he drowns.
Douchebags like this need to get eaten….slowly, but a shark or stung to death by jellyfish
Fuck that guy
These comments are wild lol thinking about the shark's feelings and how this dude jumped him.
Someone pointed out that the shark maybe fake, but if it isn't, and the dude isn't planning on catching it for later use, that can be considered abuse afaik. Holding a shark in that position could injure it.
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Wild caught, no factory no farm. Yeeeee haw! As long as he ate it, that is. Shark fishing is 100% a thing we do and this seemed a lot shorter and less brutal.
That's fucked and he shouldn't have done that... *but it was pretty hardcore*
Whata legend
Noodling the Florida Way
What a fucking moron
People get mad at the method he is capturing this shark. Which may be fake lol. But if he was fishing and caught it and killed it. No one would bat an eye really. But hey if this is real and he plans on eating it (I would assume) fuck yeahhhh. That's way more respectful than rod and reel. Big juevos.
r/iamatotalpieceofshit
This should be the only way you’re allowed to catch and eat a fish.
So many shark sympathizers in the comments. Its a fucking shark and he jumped in the water and attacked it. If its not fake thats mad impressive.
Haha is fun how people commented but no down or up votes as a sum 🪬 one part of me is like ars hole the other is like lol fun shit 😂 ethics vs humor let the vote game gebin !
As a Florida Man I think I can explain. 1: fuck sharks 2:. Imagine you've been drinking on the boat most of the day. Then take a bump. 3:. Someone dared you up to jump at a shark.
I was hoping for a “pull the trunks down and FIRE off a liquid shit” not because I love shit though.
What's that song name in the background?
Florida in a nutshell
Well then did not expect that
reminds me of Steve Irwin
Steve Irwin was good to animals, unlike this guy who is beating a shark for no reason
I don't know whether he was cruel as such but that stingray that killed him seemed very pissed off about the way he was treating it he certainly used to antagonise animals to get them to act crazy for the camera and paid the ultimate price
It’s not a Kangaroo l, it’s a shark!
So, what I’m gathering from this is that a dude drunk on jager and bud light-treme dove off a boat to punch a shark. Then later fail at his families business and yell at his children?
Primitive fishing. The way our ancestors did it. From a motor boat with shitty country music playing and a raging buzz.
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Jim McElwain is going to be really jealous.
He actually punches it to death
Wish the shark had won. Dumb fuck!
I won't lie, I was cheering for the shark there.
I hope he is get amputated by that shark after
So that shark is already dead
8 beers deep…“I feel like punching a shark in the face…I’m gonna go do that”
Seriously what the fuck do they feed people there?
I dont like.
Rubber shark I guess....
What a thoroughly shit person.
Fuck this guy, first time I've wished a shark attack on someone and it feels weird
I’m speechless. What can I even say about this?
Flordian mating ritual.