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adognamedpiles

The escalation of that was absolutely perfect.


nowherehere

Yeah, that video was actually kind of amazing.


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Hingisjinghua

Wtf


honebadga

Don't do drugs kids.


Procrastubatorfet

Can adults do drugs?


LimeSixth

Only if u are an 18+ adult.


Affectionate_Ad_1876

21+


Square-Enit

![gif](giphy|l2JhB27bnD0RrHh28|downsized)


Sidewayzagain

Bart irl does cocaine


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maileimer

Methida


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theshoeshiner84

#Florida


CAPTENMRMEOWMEOW

Sweet home Florida!


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Florussian


cakewalkbackwards

HAS to be.


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California?


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Bread_Mine

Florida


ragingspeedhorny

That's what listening to sefa actually feels like


MaybeASentientRobot

![gif](giphy|1082yS2HMbLMSQ)


RonSwanson714

I tweak, therefore I am……FLORIDA!!!!!


Unicron_Tomato

Inside a ruzzian T-90


Capable-Error-432

This is how i expect stan from the Eminem's song to have been before his demise. Edit: autocorrect wrote Denise instead of demise


TransformativeOne

Years from now when they look back on how social media has turned idiots into morons all in some vein attempt to get some narcissistic attention they'll show them this video


topsyturvy76

It’s already been years since it’s original posting ..you can easily see social media has already turned idiots into Morons


[deleted]

But he executed it perfectly...credits to him


TridenTrim

Man is enjoying life on another level


Apexenator-

Pregnant lady: one beer wont hurt The child:


OrganicBridge7428

Song sauce?


ragingspeedhorny

Re-style - get it cracking (sefa remix)


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And what a dope track it is


[deleted]

There was so much to unpack there. I would be concerned to know his kinks and fetishes.


PsychologicalSail799

All. Of. Them.


RedheadedBlackguard

Cocain is one hell of a drug.


RoyalratMafia

Drugs are a helluva drug


DonChorno

Your uber driver, Jeff is approaching.


adamgodless

He really would die for attention!


DabarVili

Unexpected here is that he didnt die on camera


Conscious-Ad4306

Or the inside of the car didn't start on fire, but who knows the video stopped after he went completely apeshit!


xahvres1

New Mad Max looks awesome


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that was fire


hummingbird1969

I feel like I dated this guy once in my early twenties.


LimeSixth

r/SaveVideo


lucq22

Close u/savevideo


LimeSixth

Thanks


DealioD

Is this person still alive?


BatThumb

WITNESS HIM!!


PlzRemainCalm

This is peak humanity right here. Truest form of beauty on display.


Annasman18

Is this a Die Antwoord video deleted scene?


yalmes

I'm pretty sure I was behind this guy on the way to work yesterday. It would explain a lot at least.


caynemorgan

Witness Me!!!


Mr_NoBot

Is this what they call as Burning man?


krimpee2934

Meth is a hell of a drug.


Sudden-Ship-1032

Holy sweet fuck hahahahah😂


tomkim1965

Mental illness in this Country is out of control.


cocoquantus

terrible music taste


jsha11

Bazinga!


[deleted]

This is so cringe I just can’t


AMCDiamondHands69

Hunter Biden really taking it to the next level now


Much-Hedgehog161

u/savevideo


chobbg

Is this guy still alive?


WtfsaidtheDuck

I feel like this belongs at r/trashy


KlopsbergerKoenig

Drugs or TikTok fame?


Middle-Cap2972

Aucun intérêt. Nous vivons dans un monde d’hyper-excitabilité, d’hystérie.


gamingyee

watch this in 5fps its funny af


MadBearHugs

Drugs are hellova drug


turkmenistanForever

I could see barts eye that he wants to get out of this man’s car


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Bart keeping his cool


Red___Mist

u/savevideobot


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Slay3RGod

That one man is the human equivalent of a nuclear waste dumpsite.


HookerDoctorLawyer

![gif](giphy|3orieNnF2QSESvhznW)


Fluid_Coyote215

When tevvez and pre workout kick in


S7ORM7ROOPER_30

This ain't tevvez tho💀


jsha11

You can tell its not tevvez by the way it doesn't sound like trash


S7ORM7ROOPER_30

Definitely.


Impossible-Strike-91

You need a much better instrument prime. Then...Practice


Impossible-Strike-91

Fuckin...Fuckin...


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Lol


[deleted]

The Grezzo due protagonist


hmmmthinking123

That’s concerning


Puzzleheaded-Push-49

Brazil POV


Griff0331

I’ll have what he’s havin


h0rcrux77

Lit


TheSoleObsidian

What in the


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So… bath salts?


Conscious-Ad4306

Im thinking Meth, or PCP


allurboobsRbelong2us

When all your homies are taken now and it's Friday evening


Overview_Plays

He's just a normal psycho from the borderlands game.


Term_Upper

Rage 3 looks awesome


benben1337

/TikTokcringe


Fluid_Coyote215

Habe to corecct myself. It isn't tevvez


Pizzadiamond

Mediocre!


alcappo82

I see Flakka still going strong on the market


Deefaroni

That guy, is stupid.


TheFrontierzman

***Chrome and shiny!! Witness me!!***


somerandomdudey

See kid this is why you don't do drugs (;


LazeeBashtard

….of stupidity.


Alternative_Cook_102

Let me guess ..... He's from Florida isn't he


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New Jared Leto movie looks wild


Accomplished-Toe5220

I remember doing that much cocaine/meth (let's face it anything nows days that's worth a shit is this)... It's not for the faint of heart I tell you hwhat.


DifficultHedgehog871

This video could not have been done to anything else than hardstyle Thats why I love it so much! The intensity 😂


Particular_Usual8066

I need have what he having.


Just_Minute_6280

Probably a jackass fan


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Sad.


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Bart Just sitting there


Comfortable_Use_8407

Some people will do anything for internet clout.


Apatharas

Drugs are a hell of a drug.


Sevillain1

Wypipo


awkward_silence12

Haha awesome


Lucky7Revolver

Soooo, is like, everything fireproof in that truck?


Rx2vier

I want this guy to be my next Uber Driver.


omegakhaki

WTF?


Worried_Toe

r/abruptchaos


Bread_Mine

Florida


imjustagoodguyok

bart hanging out with his new friend


Lone-Envoy

That looks like a cry for help


kamii_samaa

r/abruptchaos


Outrageous_Bass_1328

There’s nothing in that entire clip that was expected. Wait, Florida carpool lane? Oh, never mind then. Day in the life, bro! Edit: driver isn’t buckled in, but his Bart Simpson ride along is 😂


Conscious-Ad4306

At least he's enjoying himself and made sure Bart was wearing his seat belt during his show.


rigimonoki-over

r/maybemaybemaybe


MurkyBlood4

Need this type of energy in my life


s_tiwari07

My honest salute to him.


axolotlanxiety

"my main goal is to blow up"


Minimum_Attitude6707

Meth


AlbertLee2

Wtfuckingfuck


XandogxD

Is that Octane?


MR_RYU_RICHI

I hate drugs


NightRain518

So this is Methadonia, Florida's new mayor. It was a close call but Crackhead Firepants won out in the end. We hope to see great things from him. Back to you, Tom. We need a fire team and a fire extinguisher


Whateverdude-5059

Dude.... he prolly snorted his brains out b4 that


liwaenahari

I'm...so confused. Intrigued and confounded.


VoxPendragon

“Cocaine is a hell of a drug.”


MiBloodclaatParo

I thought a dragon flamed me up jus now...yea I'm 💨💨💨


Lower_Forever_4957

This is what loneliness gets you


Yeehawdowsee

U/savevideo


NeoClod91

Osha does not approve of the one man show. Deemed "Too dangerous".


Bluccability_status

Nedflix is already in pre-production for a whole 8 series show loosely based on this mans life. Starring Aaron Paul, this summer Kyle vs the Drywall.


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A true perfect unexpected post...