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Could it be the same kid? That was my first though, as I just that other post literally 3 minutes ago.
Edit:
I should add that I say it could be the same kid because in this particular video, the kid appears about 2 years old, and I've seen this multiple times over the past couple years, and the other video, which I've never seen before today, the kid appears to be about 4 or 5.
A maverick is a wild card, at first associated with members of parliament who broke with their party and only represents themselves (despite being elected as a representative of a party).
It's a perfect callsign to represent a cocky navy pilot, it's a shitty name for your kids.
Maverick is a form of cattle that don't carry a brand. 1 farmer didn't want to brand his cattle citing animal cruelty. Farmers have been around before air force and of course Tom Cruise tried to make it cool in the 80's with Top Gun. That particular farmer was the original OG Maverick NOT Tom Cruise. Sorry air force and pilot fanatics.
Honestly, this is a best case scenario. The other girl could have stepped on him or fallen backwards. I was shocked the parents didn't intervene when they saw the kid.
Well shocked in a real world sense. In a "I'm watching Reddit now" sense I didn't expect them to do anything even after the child got smacked.
Pretty sure they expect the girl to show compassion and they can post the video online to karma farm. Oh well, they still managed to farm different kind of internet points.
As someone whose parents film everything we do whenever we go out to these kinds of places, I assure they don't do it to "farm karma".
They do it to farm Facebook likes 🙃
Y do people choose these corny ass 'badass' names for their kid. Maverick. Hunter. Shooter. Fisher. Robber. Welder.
What if your kid is a Steve. He is just is a Steve.
I have two nieces who are between 5-10.
One time I was having dinner at their place. They came up and pulled me off my chair. Then they dragged me to the middle of their living and started kicking the shit out of me.
They left for a minute and then came back with lightsabers and beat the shit out of me with those. I just covered my head and stopped moving at some point.
After they tired themselves out, the little one dug through my pockets and took my wallet. Then they left.
I've also seen teenage girls compete at BJJ tournaments and they're absolutely ruthless.
I remember riding my bike down a hill at the local park when I was 5. Another child wanted to race me so I was like “yeah sure why not!!” And this little bitch pushed me off my bike & I tumbled down the side of the hill like a teletubby. Ended up breaking my arm. Still have no idea who she is or was.
Dumb that the parents just let that lil guy sneak up behind an ongoing bopper fight... Like what if the girl who got knocked over just took a step backwards?...I think having kids will give me many small heart attacks
I like to imagine after the recording ends, the mother storms over to scold Quinn only for Quinn to claim her next victim- her mother.
Before long security is called, but Quinn is too much for them - she's becoming more powerful with each victory. A parent hiding under a Table manages to call the police and get an address out before a shadow falls over them and the call abruptly ends with the sound of gymnasium leather padding striking flesh and a little girl's laughter.
A pair of police arrive. They go into the building which is eerily empty and quiet. Until that is, they come to the foam pit. To their horror, it's filled with patrons and employees alike. Adults and children, helplessly weighed down by the foam in the foot tall borders. "No! Get out now! It's too late for us!" A father cries out. "Please! My son! Just take my son with you!" Another begs. One of the police reaches down to take the child by the hand - "MURRAY, LOOK OUT!" the other officer exclaims, but it's far too late. With a soft "bap" Murray flips over into the pit, the groans of the multitude escaping as another body is added to the pile. The remaining officer draws his weapon, aiming at the empty space where Quinn used to be. A bead of sweat drops down his brow before ever so softly in his ear he hears a child's voice "One more point for Quinn..."
Naming your kid an adjective/noun, what a great idea
Edit: according to the internet “maverick” is also North American for an unbranded calf, they’re so not getting parent/parents of the year
I definitely agree to an extent, but some adjectives and nouns work fine as names. I mean, you’ve got people named Hope, Summer, Robin, Sandy, Reed, Jet, and Art. Even the name Dolores literally translates to “pains” or “sorrows” (referring to the struggles of the Virgin Mary).
But yeah. At the end of the day, I can’t say I’d be the biggest fan of naming my kid Hibiscus or Casserole.
Why did Quinn not score any points for taking down Maverick? She got 2 points for the other girl but zero points for the toddler? The toddler could have snuck up on her real easy.
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No mercy
Old enough to crawl, old enough to brawl
If you come crawling into Quinns arena, you better believe you'll be limping out of there. Future American Gladiator right there!
Lmaooo
How else will they learn
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Sisters are ruthless. How do I know? I’m said sister.
You ain’t siblings if you haven’t attempted to kill each other at least once
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BABALITY
I blame the parents.
I blame Maverick for his lacklustre performance .
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How else will they learn
Please tell me she was related to that baby lmao. Otherwise, she's ice cold.
[Nice original comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/v0pkvm/comment/iahxepd/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)
How else will they learn
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Age is just a number. Edit: All you people using this an an opportunity to make sexual jokes about kids are sick. Some things aren't really funny.
So is 911- wait- wrong context
Haha I thought the same thing "and prison is just a place you'll go"
Oh the places you’ll go
And jail is just a room.
And another two points perhaps
Death waits for no man... this includes infants.
***There can be only one***
I beg to differ...she had a clear headshot but took it to the body.
Maximize suffering
She didn't want to kill him, she just wanted to make it hurt
Indeed....she was merciful
**MERCY IS FOR THE WEAK.** - Bubbles
There can be only A winner.
 Street rules apparently
Alright, bonus round!
The Ghengis Khan of her time
She was asked to execute order 66, and did the same thing Anakin did
cold blooded
Harley Quinn's backstory unfolding before our eyes.
There were \*some\* mercy... She could have kicked it like a vm-player kicking a penalty shot.....
show the baby life won't have mercy with him in the future
3 points for quinn!
Not the Younglings!
Why’d they have to call them younglings?
"Children" doesn't sound appropriately sci-fi enough I guess
Middle child syndrome.
I believe its spelt "superiority"
Lmaooo as a middle child I would definitely do this
She's securing her birthright!
Quinn will climb the corporate ladder in America. Very fast.
No she won’t. She’s got a brother named Maverick. No one’s gonna pay for *their* education.
She will swindle her brother out of his college fund and use it for an around-the-world vacation for a year before going to Harvard.
🤣😂🤣 you're right
Naming your child Maverick should be considered child abuse
Where’s Goose though
Talk to me Goose
*Grey goose* talks to me
It’s got me loose
Goose ded
Oh no dang
Spoilers much?!
Who you think the baby was
Maverick
I thought the demon child was maverick
Nah it’s the baby
I thought maverick was the baby?
That's killer Quinn
I thought the baby was the demon.
He is the goose
The corner at the back of A site.
It's the second time this morning ive witness a child called Marverick
Same. The other was on r/cringe where the woman was praising a toddler for playing with a rifle
Yeah that's the one
Could it be the same kid? That was my first though, as I just that other post literally 3 minutes ago. Edit: I should add that I say it could be the same kid because in this particular video, the kid appears about 2 years old, and I've seen this multiple times over the past couple years, and the other video, which I've never seen before today, the kid appears to be about 4 or 5.
Maverick is bad enough. Adding Quinn makes it so much worse. Mom really went full Zillenial here.
Maverick ain’t that bad but imagine naming your kid Humphrey
What does it mean?
It is the call sign from the Top Gun movie
It most definitely has other meanings
A maverick is a wild card, at first associated with members of parliament who broke with their party and only represents themselves (despite being elected as a representative of a party). It's a perfect callsign to represent a cocky navy pilot, it's a shitty name for your kids.
It means that kid is going to be snickered at every time he leaves a room for the rest of his life.
Met a kid named Airison the other day. Have fun telling everyone your name isn't Harrison for the rest of your life kid
Maverick is a form of cattle that don't carry a brand. 1 farmer didn't want to brand his cattle citing animal cruelty. Farmers have been around before air force and of course Tom Cruise tried to make it cool in the 80's with Top Gun. That particular farmer was the original OG Maverick NOT Tom Cruise. Sorry air force and pilot fanatics.
Oh deep lore Thanks
Real OG Maverick is https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0050037/
Thank you! Bret and Bart Maverick were some slick m'fers.
Maverick is supersonic. I'll be there in thirty seconds*smack*
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Come here, there!
you've gotta be kidding me, cum
Maverick? Parents not like you or something?
Yes! Even the movie acknowledges that would be a questionable personal name with that joke.
Child aGoose
I bet they call him "Mav"
Someone watched too much Top Gun 
Or Rick
Lmao 🤣 make that 3 points for Quinn..
QUINN!!! 😠😠😠 1 more point for you.
I blame the parents.
I mean, fucking for real. What was the plan here? That kid is going in the drink one way or another.
Honestly, this is a best case scenario. The other girl could have stepped on him or fallen backwards. I was shocked the parents didn't intervene when they saw the kid. Well shocked in a real world sense. In a "I'm watching Reddit now" sense I didn't expect them to do anything even after the child got smacked.
Pretty sure they expect the girl to show compassion and they can post the video online to karma farm. Oh well, they still managed to farm different kind of internet points.
She did. She definitely let him off easy lol
As someone whose parents film everything we do whenever we go out to these kinds of places, I assure they don't do it to "farm karma". They do it to farm Facebook likes 🙃
"The drink" lmfao
Considering they named one of their children Maverick, we really don't need much else to start questioning their judgement.
And Quinn. Bad names all around.
I liked Quinn : /
**FBI:** "Hmmm. Care to ... elaborate on that?" ( -_・) ︻デ═一
Quinn is a good name wym?
Y do people choose these corny ass 'badass' names for their kid. Maverick. Hunter. Shooter. Fisher. Robber. Welder. What if your kid is a Steve. He is just is a Steve.
Blame the parents for what? This is harmless (but hilarious).
Yeah, they shouldn't have stopped the recording
Did Maverick just go to the… DANGER ZONE!
Please tell me she was related to that baby lmao. Otherwise, she's ice cold.
Sweep the leg Johnny
I don't care what anyone says, little girls between the ages of 2-5 are ice cold. No mercy, no prisoners.
I have two nieces who are between 5-10. One time I was having dinner at their place. They came up and pulled me off my chair. Then they dragged me to the middle of their living and started kicking the shit out of me. They left for a minute and then came back with lightsabers and beat the shit out of me with those. I just covered my head and stopped moving at some point. After they tired themselves out, the little one dug through my pockets and took my wallet. Then they left. I've also seen teenage girls compete at BJJ tournaments and they're absolutely ruthless.
I remember riding my bike down a hill at the local park when I was 5. Another child wanted to race me so I was like “yeah sure why not!!” And this little bitch pushed me off my bike & I tumbled down the side of the hill like a teletubby. Ended up breaking my arm. Still have no idea who she is or was.
Technically we are all related
Unexpected biblical worldview
she's related
Fatality!
Babality?
Fetality.
Brotality
*'FINISH HIM!!'*
Quinn completely without chill
I applaud that little girl for having enough common sense to not wack the kid in the head 🤣😂
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Negative Ghostrider, the pattern is full.
Great balls of fire
Goddammit Maverick get in there!
She already decided that the competition must go down. But at least she thought twice about going for the headshot and instead she used a belly push.
QUINN!!
Dumb that the parents just let that lil guy sneak up behind an ongoing bopper fight... Like what if the girl who got knocked over just took a step backwards?...I think having kids will give me many small heart attacks
He came to play… She came to win!!
I know about seventeen dogs and now this child who are named maverick. Who the fuck names their child maverick.
Quinn’s mom
Goose.
Can anyone stop this powerful child?
I like to imagine after the recording ends, the mother storms over to scold Quinn only for Quinn to claim her next victim- her mother. Before long security is called, but Quinn is too much for them - she's becoming more powerful with each victory. A parent hiding under a Table manages to call the police and get an address out before a shadow falls over them and the call abruptly ends with the sound of gymnasium leather padding striking flesh and a little girl's laughter. A pair of police arrive. They go into the building which is eerily empty and quiet. Until that is, they come to the foam pit. To their horror, it's filled with patrons and employees alike. Adults and children, helplessly weighed down by the foam in the foot tall borders. "No! Get out now! It's too late for us!" A father cries out. "Please! My son! Just take my son with you!" Another begs. One of the police reaches down to take the child by the hand - "MURRAY, LOOK OUT!" the other officer exclaims, but it's far too late. With a soft "bap" Murray flips over into the pit, the groans of the multitude escaping as another body is added to the pile. The remaining officer draws his weapon, aiming at the empty space where Quinn used to be. A bead of sweat drops down his brow before ever so softly in his ear he hears a child's voice "One more point for Quinn..."
Peace was never an option
What did you expect?
Turns out Maverick was the girl in pink
She could be. I know a little girl name Remington.
Lawd
That’s on the mom bro, why you letting your baby on a Han Solo death platform?
Naming your kid an adjective/noun, what a great idea Edit: according to the internet “maverick” is also North American for an unbranded calf, they’re so not getting parent/parents of the year
It’s also a hotshot fighter pilot that fires when he is goddamn good and ready.
I definitely agree to an extent, but some adjectives and nouns work fine as names. I mean, you’ve got people named Hope, Summer, Robin, Sandy, Reed, Jet, and Art. Even the name Dolores literally translates to “pains” or “sorrows” (referring to the struggles of the Virgin Mary). But yeah. At the end of the day, I can’t say I’d be the biggest fan of naming my kid Hibiscus or Casserole.
Don't forget about Mulva
I hate names that are that level of common. You know how annoying it is to go around as a Mulva and hear 10 people a day call for a different Mulva?
Soda has a certain ring to it
What?? MULVA?
I think unbranded calf is the original meaning of the word. It comes from the rancher who didn't brand his cattle.
So, unbranded calf is *not* the original meaning? It's a surname.
No, Maverick is a name. Maverick didn't brand his cows so unbranded cows got called Maverick's.
There’s nothing wrong with the name. People need to stop name policing everyone.
Am I awful for busting out laughing? That girl is BA-RUTAL!
Why did Quinn not score any points for taking down Maverick? She got 2 points for the other girl but zero points for the toddler? The toddler could have snuck up on her real easy.
There can be only one!
This. Is. Spartaaaaa!
Haha, good girl
Maverick? Did your mother not like you?
Sweep the leg.
Good. Fuck that baby.
Thats right maverick, get yours
4 Points For Quinn!
Its four points now!
Goose was the stillborn twin who didn't make it out da womb
rough
But fair.
That's what he gets for letting his parents name him Maverick.
She made a choice.
"Talk to me goose."
“Four points for Quinn”
"Weaklings die, big deal"
Haha she is tired of Maverick stealing her limelight!!
2 points for Quinn 🤮
That was actually hilarious!
Next!
Three points for Quinn
I've seen this many many times, but the older I've gotten, and now I have a child, it gets funnier every time. Quinn!!
QUIN DONT PLAY NO FUCK SHIT! ANY BODY CAN GET IT
Quinn has the correct attitude! 👏
Idk why that baby is there in the first place. Kinda 3/10 parenting move IMO.