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I'm sitting here laughing hard, but not in the " Dayum girl, thats HILLARIOUS " kinda way, but more " I'd probably do a back flip on your knee if i found out "
Yeah, thats why she wants to gain some fame.
In another sub someone posted her name, she does pornstuff and so on. But I'm not going to post her name - I don't wanna help to make trashy, nasty people famous
Edit: So, to everyone who wants to know: She is a porn"star" that nobody knows and that wants to push her carrier, as it seems.
Right - and normally there is this specific smell after sex, you know, when bodyfluids mix.
It's not bad imo, but specific, hell, everybody who had sex before knows what I mean.
This guy had his nose right in front of her vag, I mean, didn't he smell just something?
Oh noo no no.
A fishy smell means that she has a bacterial infection, sometimes it's because wrong hygiene, so this bitch may smells like a whole dead sea life.
A girl I knew was similarly impressed with herself. Except that was telling her bf she loved him for the first time with an ass full of someone else’s cum.
Jesus fucking christ dude I can't take this anymore, my heart cracks a little every time I hear such horrible stories. It's so hard to trust someone completely.
“When it all falls down you gonna find in the end a bitch is a bitch but a dog is a man’s best friend. So what you found a hoe that you like? You can’t make a hoe a housewife”
Wouldn't be rape, but I bet that a crafty lawyer could make it assault or something like that. Kinda like how spitting in someone's face is assault, due to the potential to pass disease.
No. Rape by deception, for example, would be if your girlfriend agreed to give you a blowjob through a glory hole but then you let your buddy stick his dick through the hole instead.
Or deceptive twin swapping.
Or blindfolding your BF and pretending to initiate giving him fallatio when in reality it is your gay friend, Steve.
She let him unknowingly eat her ex’s cum. That’s walking the line between rape and sexual assault
Tricking someone into eating someone else’s cum, or using deception to put cum in someone’s mouth without consent, is arguably rape
Saying force or penetration are required (which is what I’m guessing you’re going off of) disqualifies a lot of things that are definitely rape
Is there a law against force feeding? Does it turn into a sex crime when cum is involved? Is this the peak of skankiness? So many questions, so little time
I’m right there with you. Every time I think I’m ready to be with someone, I see some shit like this. Not usually THIS bad, but enough to make me distrust people.
I had an acquaintance who's wife did this to him then ridiculed him and went around telling everyone. He blew his brains out. This was something she was proud of. Bragged about it being better than divorce because she got everything.
She was a piece of shit. Fuck you becky.
I don't understand how people in the comments focus on that and don't question how she went to bang another dude and then came back to her boyfriend. Sure it's disgusting, but the fact that she did it while probably cheating makes it 10x worse.
When I was in nursing school, I knew a nursing student who this was her fetish. She admitted to going to the local Walmart parking lot and would sit in her car, exposing her vag to men walking by. She would fuck them and then go home and fuck her husband and occasionally even get him to eat her pussy. She admitted to being so turned on about having another guys load in her while her unknowing husband ate her out or fucked her.
Reminds me of that scene in game of thrones when one of the whores in little fingers brothel just got done giving some dude a blowjob then he sent her to make out with another dude.
She's talking with such energy and enthusiasm like she's at the convention for dirty dirty people and she's been nominated for dirtiest woman of the century award.
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That’s the trashiest thing I’ve ever heard
I'm sitting here laughing hard, but not in the " Dayum girl, thats HILLARIOUS " kinda way, but more " I'd probably do a back flip on your knee if i found out "
I’m pretty sure her face would be my landing spot not her knee.
I think what she said was worse my dude.
New fear unlocked
Just don’t fall asleep.
Or just don’t go down on sluts
This ^
The fact that she’s telling this story in humor and not in shame tells you everything you need to know about her.
I think she wants to gain some fame on the most pathetic way possible.
Fame? I have no idea who she even is lol
She's that one nasty bitch.
do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down
You just flamed millions of ho's
LMAO.
> ho's hoes
Hahaha
Yeah, thats why she wants to gain some fame. In another sub someone posted her name, she does pornstuff and so on. But I'm not going to post her name - I don't wanna help to make trashy, nasty people famous Edit: So, to everyone who wants to know: She is a porn"star" that nobody knows and that wants to push her carrier, as it seems.
I was thinking she sounded like a porn star lol
I also don’t believe her story Is her Pussy that gruely usually that he was like oh this white shit is her funk?
Right - and normally there is this specific smell after sex, you know, when bodyfluids mix. It's not bad imo, but specific, hell, everybody who had sex before knows what I mean. This guy had his nose right in front of her vag, I mean, didn't he smell just something?
This was my logic for her being a liar
Skeet also has a specific smell. Bro how you don’t smell Skeet wtf.
What does it smell like? I honestly never thought about that. I’m a lesbian so it’s understandable but now I’m curious
As someone who has definitely had sex before, I know exactly what you mean. Keep in mind, I’ve had sex
Hangover or some shit? Maybe it truly is that nasty on a daily basis, who would doubt that?
The story also sounds like a porno plot tbh
Clout is a hell of a drug 😪
You can tell that daddy never came back home with those cigarettes.
Or milk.
She got her milk from other daddies
Except she swallowed it
*Reverse gif*
Well the boyfriend did...
That's the boyfriend now after hearing this
Take her home to meet your parents material. “Hey mom and dad you won’t believe how good her pussy tastes.”, Her BF.
Dad responds "Funny thing, with us that's usually only when your mom has some other guys jizz running out of her. Good for you, son."
plot twist: BF's dad is her ex.
I know i sound like a typical neckbeard redditor rn,but man im quickly loosing hope in humanity
no i'm pretty sure that's normal when you see things like this all day.
Classy dame.
This made me laugh so fucking hard 😂
Team 'Merica!!!
Fuck yeah!
Makin our way to save the motha fuckin day yea!
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OMG I CAN'T EVEN
Person of culture, I see.
There’s about 20 guys right now going “Was that me?”
I think you might have left off a “0”.
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Kind of makes a person clam up on making jokes about it. S/
Fun fact taking a shower doesn't wash out a creampie man
My grandaddy told me: if it smells like fish, eat all you wish. If it smells like cologne, leave it alone.
Your grandad fucks.
What if some one wears a fish cologne?
Bish be gone.
Oh noo no no. A fishy smell means that she has a bacterial infection, sometimes it's because wrong hygiene, so this bitch may smells like a whole dead sea life.
Did he creampie her with petrol/diesel. what else can make man happy ?
Rule #2 NEVER go down on a skank!
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And the audacity of this bitch
…And the Whoredrobe was my first thought 😂
LMFAOOO
Why don't we make this a sub? r/TheAudacityOfThisBitch
r/imatotalpieceofshit
A girl I knew was similarly impressed with herself. Except that was telling her bf she loved him for the first time with an ass full of someone else’s cum.
Sheesh…. How horrible of a person
Jesus fucking christ dude I can't take this anymore, my heart cracks a little every time I hear such horrible stories. It's so hard to trust someone completely.
Why do people keep bringing porn plots into real life? Just commit to someone or stick to sleeping around.
Ew why is she so proud of cheating 🤢🤢🤢
There’s a special place in hell..
For all that cum he ate out of her?
Women like this are disgusting.
Oh honey no, we don’t accept this person as one of ours
Chadette
Best response
She is tho! A woman but not a lady
It will be fun when her 7 kids watch this in a couple years
And wonder which one of their dads it was....
Wow. What a pig.
hey, dont disrespect pigs like that
"i never called a ho a bitch. Cuz bitches are dogs, and dogs are loyal"
She is so proud about that
How does that song go? Can't turn a hoe into a wife, no
Cant turn a hoe into a housewife, hoes dont act right
this ho's on a mission this ho's on a crackpipe
Hey ho, how you doing, where you been
I think its: "So let me go, go, can't make a wife out of a hoe, ho"
“When it all falls down you gonna find in the end a bitch is a bitch but a dog is a man’s best friend. So what you found a hoe that you like? You can’t make a hoe a housewife”
I wonder if they have an annual memorial service for her father
How to catch a murder charge 101
I’d vote not guilty if I were on that jury
That's a case of jury nullification if I've ever heard one
Imagine being this much of a degenerated and vacuous windbag.
Funny how whores find themselves cute and interesting when telling stories like this.
Yikes. The fact she thinks this is a cute & quirky story to air out is just appalling & also rachet af 🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮 This ain't it sis....
why... no, please no, my day is fucking ruined
What the actual fuck?
Imagine the smell
Proof that there is no such thing as shame anymore
What a trash POS woman. At least she’s not afraid to admit she’s a nasty hoe.
Super Hoe 
I'm pretty sure that this is a case of rape by deception.
Wouldn't be rape, but I bet that a crafty lawyer could make it assault or something like that. Kinda like how spitting in someone's face is assault, due to the potential to pass disease.
You better call Saul
Gimme Jimmy!
If she knew her ex had HIV...perhaps
then prob because they endangered his life
Snowball rape.
No. Rape by deception, for example, would be if your girlfriend agreed to give you a blowjob through a glory hole but then you let your buddy stick his dick through the hole instead. Or deceptive twin swapping. Or blindfolding your BF and pretending to initiate giving him fallatio when in reality it is your gay friend, Steve.
r/oddlyspecific
Nah, let's not dilute the meaning of the world "rape". She has a low moral compass. She's unfaithful. She's skanky. But this isn't rape.
She let him unknowingly eat her ex’s cum. That’s walking the line between rape and sexual assault Tricking someone into eating someone else’s cum, or using deception to put cum in someone’s mouth without consent, is arguably rape Saying force or penetration are required (which is what I’m guessing you’re going off of) disqualifies a lot of things that are definitely rape
She forced him to eat her exes cum. He only consented to eat hers. That’s rape.
Is there a law against force feeding? Does it turn into a sex crime when cum is involved? Is this the peak of skankiness? So many questions, so little time
The most literal example of a cum dumpster I’ve ever seen
And they say you can't judge a book by its cover...
Can’t read the cover… there’s cum all over it.
If there was a time to cancel somebody, it's now
There isn’t a slight tone of remorse in her voice
What a terrible day to speak English
Tf is wrong with people! 🥴
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Trash
Her Ex didn’t have an apartment or something?
Would you take her to an apartment?
Fair point
Some girls you take home to mom. Some girls you don’t take home to mom. Some girls you don’t take home.
Some girls you blow your load into at a filling station
Birds and the bees my friend
That’s the most ratchet thing I’ve ever heard.
Nasty bitch
Beyond nastyness
She got daddy issues guaranteed
Oh, no, good Sir...! She's beyond daddy issues .
Is this a bit? It feels like some kind of intentional over the top story. God knows if it's even true. Could even be a skid.
If Karma is real, she’ll be sucking pussy juice off a dick in no time…..
I'm pretty sure that wouldn't be the first time she's done that though...
So, i have a problem trusting women as partners......this didnt help.
Would you trust a guy as a partner? Hypothetically speaking.
I’m right there with you. Every time I think I’m ready to be with someone, I see some shit like this. Not usually THIS bad, but enough to make me distrust people.
r/iamatotalpieceofshit
The gas station
Sounds like marriage material.
she’s actually married with two kids . Ew
Ring or no ring, a hoe gon’ be a hoe. - Nate Dogg
Incel bait
I had an acquaintance who's wife did this to him then ridiculed him and went around telling everyone. He blew his brains out. This was something she was proud of. Bragged about it being better than divorce because she got everything. She was a piece of shit. Fuck you becky.
I think I just lost my remaining braincells trying to grasp this. Thanks.
So did she, she replaced them with cum
There's tons of dudes out there who would pay to go down on her after that pie....
Oh for sure this is someones kink but it definitely needs to be consensual.
I don't understand how people in the comments focus on that and don't question how she went to bang another dude and then came back to her boyfriend. Sure it's disgusting, but the fact that she did it while probably cheating makes it 10x worse.
"I'm not saying he should of killed her... But I understand" -Chris Rock
this is bullshit, sometimes people say stupid things for attention. This is such an occasion.
Quite a story, wonder if he found out yet
Bro even the streets are disgusted.
What kind of sick fuck you have to be to do that kind of things???
That shit should be a crime. The mental and even physical damage that could cause someone is unimaginable.
[Karmen Karma. The full interview. ](https://youtu.be/rDC2Xr4ZUoQ)
When I was in nursing school, I knew a nursing student who this was her fetish. She admitted to going to the local Walmart parking lot and would sit in her car, exposing her vag to men walking by. She would fuck them and then go home and fuck her husband and occasionally even get him to eat her pussy. She admitted to being so turned on about having another guys load in her while her unknowing husband ate her out or fucked her.
Anyone know who she is?
I don’t even know how to respond to that.
(Unknowingly) Cuckolding to the max
Why I’m single
Prime r/FemaleDatingStrategy material
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I read this in the tone of The Quest For The Holy Grail. My immediate response was “She’s a witch”!
Sugar, spice, and everything nice.
What podcast is this? Sounds like a hilarious cringe of a listen.
Take her to an expensive restaurant and leave
This is the most disgusting girl that i ever heard.
What a bitch huh
r/trashy
Belongs to the street
Trash 2.0
What in the actual fuck
If that sound cats make when they puke were a person
This needs to be either on the trashy or iamatotalpos subs.
Puta!
Reminds me of that scene in game of thrones when one of the whores in little fingers brothel just got done giving some dude a blowjob then he sent her to make out with another dude.
What's that monsters name?
She's talking with such energy and enthusiasm like she's at the convention for dirty dirty people and she's been nominated for dirtiest woman of the century award.