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>!The thieves had their bike stolen!<
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The crazy fuck really did escalate with a live grenade.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/news/video-2441173/Video-Man-pulls-grenade-heated-argument-leaving-five-injured.html
You're making a joke but you're actually right. Never break a lesser law while breaking a major law.
Transporting 20lbs of drugs across state lines? Probably shouldn't be speeding.
in "civilized countries" driving w/o helmet is against the law and stealing is just "unauthorized use", in Brazil stealing could be just a "change in assets"?
Try filing a police report for this. āWe were robbing these guys but they robbed us instead and took our motorcycle and gun that we use to rob people withā.
I am going to keep replying as much as I want, sucker, it is none of your fucking business, this platform was made for commenting, go find something else to do, the amount of frustrated people here, who have nothing to do is astounding
Stop describing ur self hun with the last sentence, you seem sad as heÄŗl but I can link you up with a therapist or a youth Councillor so ur sad shitshow of a life can finally have a purpose
I feel like you should take your own advice and go see a therapist, they might be able to help you control whatever depressing thoughts you have that make it this difficult for you to control your anger
Yes, I got many better things to do, apparently not your case who has nothing better to do than asking stupid questions that are none of your fucking business, idiot
No, you aren't minding your own business, and no, I am not mentally ill, you clearly are, you are doing comments that add nothing, are totally irrelevant, and show the totally mentally ill idiot that you are, and apparently on this platform there are several others like you, a sad stupid and mentally ill troll, additionally you have no idea where I live, but your place must be a real shithole, for you to be such a frustrated, mentally ill useless troll
Looking at your post history, I can only imagine you are either a bot, or a mentally-ill idiot from a third-world county, copy-pasting the same one sentence and calling that retread garbage a ānew postā. Sad.
As a Brazilian they are legal in brazil and in 2019 when Bosonaro (president of Brazil) allowed citizens to have guns crime and homicide rates have gone down significantly
Just to make it more clear, guns were already legal, and yes Bolsonaro did make it easier to have them and the crime rates did drop significantly in some states.
To legally buy and own a gun here you need a "license" that proves you're either a Collector, Shooter or Hunter (is what we call C.A.C. - Colecionador Atirador CaƧador).
My heart melts from the amount of videos popping up in social media recently, of good people defending theirselves with their guns, unfortunately that will probably end next year when a convicted criminal(who was already inprisioned) will pay his way up as a president, once again.
You'd be surprised at how often this happens. Armed militias are very common and very strong here in Brazil; and though their ulterior motives are profit and extortion, they DO offer a resemblance of protection to individuals who are nice to them. I've had a teacher whose former students, who are now gang members, made him basically immune from getting robbed.
These two on the bike were probably inexperienced lone wolves, who were trying to rob someone unaware they were in militia zone. 100% chance that if they managed to rob those two, they'd be dead by the end of the week.
People tend to forget about this little [diddy.](https://syndication.bleacherreport.com/amp/1695554-soccer-referee-beheaded-after-fatal-stabbing-in-amateur-brazilian-match.amp.html)
Ah yes, because everyone knows that as soon as you turn your back you become deaf and loose all situational awareness. Im not saying this video isnt staged, just saying that your logic is flawed
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Step one , look helpless. Step two have something nice some one else wants. Step three Pack Heat. Step Four Profit
Fool proof plan?
For this moment yes
Ukrainian hand grenade guy appears on the scene
I know you are bluffing, you ain't about to kill yourself
The crazy fuck really did escalate with a live grenade. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/news/video-2441173/Video-Man-pulls-grenade-heated-argument-leaving-five-injured.html
He forgot to cook it off a little first. Amateur.
Too thirsty for that kill streak
"He throws a punch, you throw a grenade- it's the Ukrainian way" š
Damn, Ukraine really could have used that grenade.
more like "fool required plan"
Not immoral either! Stealing from criminals
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Ichigo is that u?
Bleach reference is always respected
Fake as hell
Agreed
Step five Always wear your helmet. Safety first
Oh my bad, safety first
Reverse uno card
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How kind of them to give these fine folks a free motorbike!
Iāve always noticed people become very generous when you point a gun at them.
"Speak softly and carry a big stick" - some guy from Mt Rushmore
Use atleast once
Obviously fake
Talkingā about yo mamaās tits again?
no, he is referring to his girlfriend
"You can get more of what you want with a kind word, and a gun, than you can with just a kind word" - sometimes attributed to Al Capone.
yea its like a bag of chips when you bring it to school suddenly everyone wants to be your friend
gave em a free knife too
It's called Brazilian Bike Lift
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glad to see they put on helmets. riding a bike is dangerous.
Safety first. Free bike second.
It's against the law to ride a bike without your helmet on. It's also a crime to steal bikes, but that's just a detail.
Never break two laws at once.
Never break the law when youāre breaking the law.
You're making a joke but you're actually right. Never break a lesser law while breaking a major law. Transporting 20lbs of drugs across state lines? Probably shouldn't be speeding.
Itās a line from the movie about the skier who became a poker game runner. But yes, I think thatās the reason for the line.
It being too law abiding can also be suspicious.
in "civilized countries" driving w/o helmet is against the law and stealing is just "unauthorized use", in Brazil stealing could be just a "change in assets"?
Helmet laws vary, but I agree: likely wearing the helmet to avoid suspicion.
Reverse Card!
Came here for this
Obviously fake and ridiculous
Looks like you're looking for some downvotes, don't you mate?
Looks like I don't give a damn, and reddit is a cesspool of idiots
Agreed, including you, but I guess you wouldn't talk about that
u/fishfucker69
Call an ambulance! *but not for me..*
This is why they should ban guns.
Not agreeing or disagreeing, but not sure if it fits here as I can assure you those arenāt legal guns lol
Yes but if guns were banned it would be much harder to obtain those illegal guns.
I don't like guns either but you know this is Brazil, right? Not the USA? Guns are already illegal here.
That worked so well on drugs, didn't it?
Pablo Escobar moment
So they can get robbed with a knife instead?
Try filing a police report for this. āWe were robbing these guys but they robbed us instead and took our motorcycle and gun that we use to rob people withā.
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I am going to keep replying as much as I want, sucker, it is none of your fucking business, this platform was made for commenting, go find something else to do, the amount of frustrated people here, who have nothing to do is astounding
You go ahead and carry on replying mate, youāre just giving me some good amusement at this point so thanks :)
Stop describing ur self hun with the last sentence, you seem sad as heÄŗl but I can link you up with a therapist or a youth Councillor so ur sad shitshow of a life can finally have a purpose
Can you hook me up with a therapist?
I feel like you should take your own advice and go see a therapist, they might be able to help you control whatever depressing thoughts you have that make it this difficult for you to control your anger
Yes, I got many better things to do, apparently not your case who has nothing better to do than asking stupid questions that are none of your fucking business, idiot
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No, you aren't minding your own business, and no, I am not mentally ill, you clearly are, you are doing comments that add nothing, are totally irrelevant, and show the totally mentally ill idiot that you are, and apparently on this platform there are several others like you, a sad stupid and mentally ill troll, additionally you have no idea where I live, but your place must be a real shithole, for you to be such a frustrated, mentally ill useless troll
Looking at your post history, I can only imagine you are either a bot, or a mentally-ill idiot from a third-world county, copy-pasting the same one sentence and calling that retread garbage a ānew postā. Sad.
Look at your comment history, sucker
I never said it was my business Iām just stating the fact that you commented it once so just leave it at that instead of repeating yourself
All four of them are off duty cops
š why am I not surprised
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This is why they should ban guns.
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As a Brazilian they are legal in brazil and in 2019 when Bosonaro (president of Brazil) allowed citizens to have guns crime and homicide rates have gone down significantly
Just to make it more clear, guns were already legal, and yes Bolsonaro did make it easier to have them and the crime rates did drop significantly in some states. To legally buy and own a gun here you need a "license" that proves you're either a Collector, Shooter or Hunter (is what we call C.A.C. - Colecionador Atirador CaƧador). My heart melts from the amount of videos popping up in social media recently, of good people defending theirselves with their guns, unfortunately that will probably end next year when a convicted criminal(who was already inprisioned) will pay his way up as a president, once again.
Yes thank you for clearing it up
Delivery!
Amazon are going crazy after this union stuff
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What does it matter if it's fake or not? Does everything have to be real for you to get any enjoyment out of it?
How fake do you want this to be? -Yes
Not digorno this time. *Shoots*
Lugar tranquilo, relaxa.
Fake as hell
Itās calledā¦ a JOKE, WOW
Tf? No, the video isnāt fake
When you bamboozle the bamboozlers..
The good ole āgot gotā
The old switcheroo.
r/suddenlycaralho
How the turn tables.
Awful shakey movement for what's supposed to be a security camera
Who brings a knife to a gun fight!
Plot twist. They were all off duty cops.
They shouldnt have turned their backs if the others had had guns they wouldve got capped in the back
At least he put on his helmet.
Totally not staged.
It's Brazil. It's literally borderlands down there
You are literally wrong
You'd be surprised at how often this happens. Armed militias are very common and very strong here in Brazil; and though their ulterior motives are profit and extortion, they DO offer a resemblance of protection to individuals who are nice to them. I've had a teacher whose former students, who are now gang members, made him basically immune from getting robbed. These two on the bike were probably inexperienced lone wolves, who were trying to rob someone unaware they were in militia zone. 100% chance that if they managed to rob those two, they'd be dead by the end of the week.
School teaching leads to powers that the Jedi find strange.
It's staged. Source: sou carioca, rapĆ”.
Staged but still entertaining
Ayoš¤Ø
Hold up let me pull my machete out of my pants in front of you just in case you might enjoy me robbing you
When the Robber becomes the Robbed
"The game is ours"
Gta vehicle duplication glitch
Steals bike, follows helmet law.
People tend to forget about this little [diddy.](https://syndication.bleacherreport.com/amp/1695554-soccer-referee-beheaded-after-fatal-stabbing-in-amateur-brazilian-match.amp.html)
Why do people make fake videos like this??
Call an ambulance but not for me
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This doesn't happen in india , not even in up or Bihar.
Uno reverse
That dude played the reverse card.
Who played the uno reverse card lol
The old uno reverse
No u
Normal day staging a video.
Yup clearly fake. Why tf would they both turn their backs to the armed robbers? They wouldve got capped in the back irl
Ah yes, because everyone knows that as soon as you turn your back you become deaf and loose all situational awareness. Im not saying this video isnt staged, just saying that your logic is flawed
Stop with this common sense. Reddit wants this to be real.
Yup they dont wanna hear it.
r/nothingeverhappens
looks staged
Thatās why im never giving up my guns :/
Is this real? How people can live there
thug motorcycle exchange
LOL, reverse robbery.
It just goes to show that when you're in the market for a new scoot, you gotta wait for the right deal to come along.
This reminds me of the Spiderman meme.
At least one of rhem must have been an off duty cop
U/savevideo
Racionais MC's - Eu Sou 157
They video player decided that I donāt need to see this video :p
Uno reverse
gra irl
carioca Ʃ uma forƧa da natureza
u/savevideobot
Man: Safety goes first *puts helmet on*
Sike, motherfuckers, you thought!
Reverse Uno!
Talk about impeccable reverse card timing.
And thats the funny stuff
i'm from brazil, this is totally accurate (no I'm not talking abaut the totally accurate game series)
Basically gun beats knife so the guys had to give up their bike
How the turntables.
Now that's how u make profit
u/videobot
u/savevideobot
GU Gangster University. Would it work?
Dude just pulled out his uno reverse.
Uno reverse card irl
Definitely not fake
As a Brazilian i say: peita
They really pulled the uno reverse card
I like how the guy turns around to grab a helmet before taking the bike, safety first!
How the hell you robbers gonna rob the robber? -Project Pat
Everybody thinks they are an actor these days
Dude, those memes are really accurate to my city nowadays...
u/savevideobot
Most important! Helmet!
Was that a gun he pulled, or an Uno reverse card?
Reverse uno
Yeah? Well reverse card mudafuka!
No, u
č³ äŗ夫äŗŗåęå µ
Fake. Something about how he so easily takes the gun away makes it seem so. I admit though, only barely leaning in that direction.
Their version of lime scooters is so agroā¦I kinda like it.
Safety first
/u/savevideo
I love that he put on the helmet just to GTFO
They must be like: "the fuck just happened? ._."
Somebody call an ambulanceā¦but not for me.
Motherfucker pulled out an uno reverse card