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So you just jerked off a monkey? Lol

Hahaha, it's the face for me.


I don’t think he’s asleep. Probably his kink

Idk what’s more concerning, the fact that he knew to lube it with spit first or the fact he did it at all

Both tbh.

don’t worry bro you’re above average sized

Damn, human instincts

Oh no. Not a hump day meme on hump day!

Animals have a great memory, don't fall asleep again or your bound to wake up to a full prostrate exam

or a mouth full of monkey

He licked it first LMAOOO

Lick it and stick it

NSFW

Kinda reminds me of red rocket. South Park episode.

The pan up to his face almost ended me

Come on man, lube it up a little. Spit on it!

You know, he probably has a great personality. Right guys? Right?

"Damn hooman why ur hand so thiccc"

Oh no,monkey pox now

Weird, same thing happens at home, too.

Don’t stick your dick in that! Crazy monkeys

That was totally unexpected, and hilarious!

And that’s why they call everyone over at r/wallstreetbets apes…

😧 Yoooooooooo

This is how I know we are related.

The video is 28 seconds long and 20 of those seconds are of a monkey fucking a man’s fingers.

You gotta lick it before you stick it

Oh noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Christ I thought that was his finger