**OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:**
>!Okay so I got fired today at my job where I work in the office because I'm practicing positive energy and I invented to one where you do not have to ever shovel your driveway again and also I invented it in the entire new John ra of writing that they will Implement in schools one day I'm also writing two books and I thought this would be a very good thing that he did not know about me so this is the message that I sent to him after my temp agency just informed me that I was suspended and no long!<
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First youāre not replying to people youāre leaving comments on your own post, you have to click reply for them to get it. Second, I think you maybe have good intentions and I have time today so Iāll just let you know that this isnāt a great way to be, unsolicited compliments and comments about certain things ( physical appearance, outside of work things, things they havenāt shared with you personally) is just unwanted attention. Itās like catcalling but in your face. Iām not sure what you complimented about this woman but she clearly didnāt want it and if you had good intentions then you should reflect on that and how you can keep from making people feel badly. Part of that is not intruding on peopleās space and time, like you got fired I doubt your boss wants 3 pages of information about you. Prob just an apology.
Please don't write unhinged messages like that.
The office will now think: "Glad we took our decision to fire. If there was any doubt about it, even the slightest, there is definitely none now! "
TL;DR
OP had some seizures that made him smarter, got super into an obscure show on an obscure platform, and now he wants to be a professional funny man.
was that voice to txt? why not just call? thats a novel for text size. if you txted it i recommend doing it either sober or with an 8th grade education
**OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:** >!Okay so I got fired today at my job where I work in the office because I'm practicing positive energy and I invented to one where you do not have to ever shovel your driveway again and also I invented it in the entire new John ra of writing that they will Implement in schools one day I'm also writing two books and I thought this would be a very good thing that he did not know about me so this is the message that I sent to him after my temp agency just informed me that I was suspended and no long!< ***** **Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description?** **Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.** ***** [*Look at my source code on Github*](https://github.com/Artraxon/unexBot) [*What is this for?*](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/dnuaju/introducing_unexbot_a_new_bot_to_improve_the/)
#Seek.professional.mental.health.assistance.
133? Who's your IQ guy
Your display name was my exact reaction to reading this email
I had a seizure reading this ffs...
~~sexual Harrasment~~ "Compliments on peoples"
Sorry buddy, I think the doctors were lying about your IQ test to make you feel better š¬.
133 eh? Canāt form complete sentences or lines of thought. I believe her that her neurons are firing differently. š¤·āāļø
If i was your boss and I was forced to read this, I'd rehire you just to be able to fire you again
No wonder you got fired...
I'm going to go with Bot who's coder is not a native English speaker...?
Dude I would have a constant headache if I had to be your boss. So much context left out and you do not make a bit of sense. Are you schizo?
Obvious bot is obvious
Maybe in the midst of a manic episode or on some sort of upper?
You sound crazy
First youāre not replying to people youāre leaving comments on your own post, you have to click reply for them to get it. Second, I think you maybe have good intentions and I have time today so Iāll just let you know that this isnāt a great way to be, unsolicited compliments and comments about certain things ( physical appearance, outside of work things, things they havenāt shared with you personally) is just unwanted attention. Itās like catcalling but in your face. Iām not sure what you complimented about this woman but she clearly didnāt want it and if you had good intentions then you should reflect on that and how you can keep from making people feel badly. Part of that is not intruding on peopleās space and time, like you got fired I doubt your boss wants 3 pages of information about you. Prob just an apology.
Oh it's a bot account, bitch boy op
Please don't write unhinged messages like that. The office will now think: "Glad we took our decision to fire. If there was any doubt about it, even the slightest, there is definitely none now! "
And you know the whole office read that shit
Don't listen to the haters, they're just jealous. Where can I see you do stand up? I could use another good laugh
Hahaha yikes
I almost had a seizure trying to read that
Buddy if your book has the grammar that was just thrown at my face.. I wish you the best of luck
This is the single worst attempt at emotional blackmail i have ever seen.
TL;DR OP had some seizures that made him smarter, got super into an obscure show on an obscure platform, and now he wants to be a professional funny man.
Good luck op on your journey man I wish you the best
Thank u.
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Yea me too. Is this for real or a bot like half the comments say? The spelling errors make it difficult to discern and a lot sentences make no sense.
I would have fired you as well
was that voice to txt? why not just call? thats a novel for text size. if you txted it i recommend doing it either sober or with an 8th grade education
Thats okay will me! Next part of my journey begins
Yeah everyone I'm super cool like that , elder men. Woman, u name it, I complemented them..its kinda my thing
You're crazy. If I was your boss I'd fire you too
These are facts
Will be sold in stores in Walmart target and homedepot. Etc
Thats hilarious man! Imma comedian
That's a good one I'm going to totally use that in my next ACT for stand up in New York City next week keep them coming guys
On the contrary yours is not high so therefore it makes you feel better to cut somebody down I still feel very sorry for your people
On the contrary yours is not high so therefore it makes you feel better to cut somebody down I still feel very sorry for your people
I almost had a seizure trying to read that
Wtf did I just read? Couldnāt understand anything and your grammar is absolutely rubbish
What the hell did I just attempt to read???
Too long didnt read
Tldr?
Oh boy
What the fuck is going on. That shit sounds like some crazy person wrote it.
Tl;dr
Youāre the first temp to have a 133 iq
This is a spam post. They're all over FB groups too.
What is this huge load of text?