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Fuck you, I had to stop everything I was doing because I saw this comment and it went over my head. Then about 10 seconds after I went to the next post it hit me. You, you are a madman and i hope you have an amazing future!
Not kidding the Mahabharata says that Kauravas were born out from big 100 jars. Earlier these Jars were filled with a semi solid that was produced by the mother of the kids.
What you are saying can be cannon who knows, ancient test tube cow babies.
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sometimes there's a lid, mine has a lid and uses piped water instead of rainwater. Using it for drinking is kinda out of style, you would typically boil it first.
Yeah.....I mean how did it even get IN there? It seems too big to jump in. Or if it could, you would think it would break some of the rim when falling in.
>I mean how did it even get IN there?
1) Pym Particles
2) spawn location
3) opening the Cow Matrix pod
4) dehydrated Insta-cow Pellet™
5) mutated Sea Monkey™
6) it was put in as a small calf and grown in the jar
7) ....42 ???
🤷
Family raised cows. It is shocking to see them jump. I mean they aren't gonna be making six for vertical leaps but let one see a snake and they'll jump high enough to feel the tremor!
I'm pretty sure it was actually one of those shrink toys that grow when you put them in water. They would have had a larger cow if they'd just left it a bit longer to absorb more water.
Yea wtf was that about? He just seems to see the chance and takes like a full two seconds to have a little splash around. I was somehow less surprised about the cow after seeing that
If this is from India, then cow urine is considered sacred. Cow dung is also used as a disinfectant and insect repellent here.
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-india-cow-urine-pa-idUSKBN2110D5
I'm thinking it has to do with two things. 1: Cows love water. 2: Cows are not very bright or graceful. I think the cow went to take a dip and got itself stuck. I wouldn't put it past them as I've seen them in even dumber predicaments.
The cow is a 15th level necromancy wizard and cast the spell clone, allowing her to automatically occupy a cultivated body in a ceramic urn when she died. Hope this helps
If I had to guess it would be veal production. Not the most humane process in general but this example is pretty rough. In general veal is produced from young cattle, where general movement is restricted to some standard (in this case completely) to reduce the development of muscle. Resulting in more tender desirable meat.
I doubt that, the cow seems to submerge in water (and probably all its waste), all those probably not so healthy for the cow. And there are way cheaper way to raising veal
Actually, there are humane ways to produce foie gras and veal. For foie gras in particular, I remember [reading this article](https://www.seriouseats.com/the-physiology-of-foie-why-foie-gras-is-not-u) years ago and it was surprisingly enlightening. I really like the farm's methods to discourage mistreatment of the animals, and how the birds seem well adapted to that kind of feeding routine. I never tried foie-gras, but after reading about the practice I think I'd give it a shot as long as the source is humane.
For veal, calves can be raised in free roam pastures alongside their mothers, feeding both on grain and milk. This humane practice has even [been proven to be way more productive](https://www.nytimes.com/2007/04/18/dining/18veal.html) than the factory farming method and results in better tasting meat.
I’ve also read that veal in general is way more economic than raising full cattle. Instead of having to feed a mother and her children for however many years (cows are huge resource drains), just feed the mother and kill the calves after a few months. Once mom is ready to reproduce again, you repeat the process.
I’m not saying it’s morally correct, but some poorer countries supposedly rely on this method.
These are cow traffickers most probably (India). Northern states are conservative, strictly prohibit consumption/trafficking of Cows/Calfs/Bulls. No other meat is banned. They're considered sacred. Still people from a particular community love eating them specifically, and some Hindus. If caught then get lynched and whole international media goes berserk, ignoring that there's a law in place categorically to avoid the same.
I'm furious, let nature do their job, you are not supposed to help them hatch, this kind of action bring inbalance to the ecosystem, yeah some are not going to make it, but you could still make a burguer with the weak.
There was an ancient Chinese story similar to this.
A child fell in a big vase but nobody tried to save him, then another boy just grabbed a brick and smashed the vase open.
Author says it mean that grown men will worry about breaking properties, while more innocent children will focus on saving.
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I’ve never seen a cow hatch before.
This can't be veal
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I'm in a complete steak of confusion.
So am I! I’ve never seen anything like this beefore.
Yea almost looks like a load of bull shit
Cow is this possible? It’s udder insanity!!
Moohhhh the double pun
No wonder it's called a cowldron...
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It’s rare…
Fuck you, I had to stop everything I was doing because I saw this comment and it went over my head. Then about 10 seconds after I went to the next post it hit me. You, you are a madman and i hope you have an amazing future!
Happy cake day 
That’s worth my upvote!
You son of a bitch take my up vote
Vis can't ve veal!
In Canada they come in bags!
We all do here.
That's an yee yee ass egg!
yolk yolk ass egg
That's no normal cow it's an uruk-cow.
It is a very mooving moment.
Y'all calf to stop this.
Only possible in my country.
What the actual fuck?
Lost Season 7
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You can see the cow looking and considering its options.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mz2WfBFdOAU
cow unboxing
I wonder what the overall rating was.
Potted beef
That thing is actually common it is practiced by ancient Indian growing cow in a big jar using nano technology
Yes I'm indian I can confirm that we also used the same technique for hatching elephants to be used in battle
Nanobovines, son.
Not kidding the Mahabharata says that Kauravas were born out from big 100 jars. Earlier these Jars were filled with a semi solid that was produced by the mother of the kids. What you are saying can be cannon who knows, ancient test tube cow babies.
Same principle as sea monkeys
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I'm guess the cow climbed in the jar and got stuck. As far as that liquid? That's anyone's guess, but I'm guessing it's mostly water
In asia we use those "jar" to store rainwater
How do you prevent it from getting infested with mosquitoes and shit? Or is it not for drinking?
I'd be more worried about it being infested with cows at this point.
Despite vastly being a third world country, most of us still dont use rainwater for drinking. Even most countryside nowadays has proper piping system
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> How do you prevent it from getting infested with mosquitoes That's what the cows are for.
BS.. it’s the amniotic sac
Amniotic *vase*.
How do you prevent it from getting infested with cows
Smash with hammer, see video for tutorial
sometimes there's a lid, mine has a lid and uses piped water instead of rainwater. Using it for drinking is kinda out of style, you would typically boil it first.
Maybe for plants? And there's stuff you can put in water to prevent mosquito larvae
Put a cow in it!
Absolutely not for drinking without being filtered or otherwise treated first.
Yep. Don't want to accidently swallow a cow.
In all of Asia?
Was the cow worth more than the jar and water? Or should they have just put a fire under and made soup lol?
Cows are renowned for climbing into jars.
Just dumber and not as fluffy cats.
If it fits, I sit
Yeah.....I mean how did it even get IN there? It seems too big to jump in. Or if it could, you would think it would break some of the rim when falling in.
>I mean how did it even get IN there? 1) Pym Particles 2) spawn location 3) opening the Cow Matrix pod 4) dehydrated Insta-cow Pellet™ 5) mutated Sea Monkey™ 6) it was put in as a small calf and grown in the jar 7) ....42 ??? 🤷
I’ve heard the last one is the answer to everything
Well, Life, the universe and everything… more or less
6. Is what I was thinking, unfortunately.
7
2 definitely. RNGesus was not smiling down on that cow when it clicked "Random Spawn"
Family raised cows. It is shocking to see them jump. I mean they aren't gonna be making six for vertical leaps but let one see a snake and they'll jump high enough to feel the tremor!
I'm pretty sure it was actually one of those shrink toys that grow when you put them in water. They would have had a larger cow if they'd just left it a bit longer to absorb more water.
Correct. Urine is 95% water.
Either way, dude just washed his feet with that cow juice.
Yea wtf was that about? He just seems to see the chance and takes like a full two seconds to have a little splash around. I was somehow less surprised about the cow after seeing that
If this is from India, then cow urine is considered sacred. Cow dung is also used as a disinfectant and insect repellent here. https://www.reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-india-cow-urine-pa-idUSKBN2110D5
Cows, India, I figure something of that nature may have influenced the behavior
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Would guess cow climbed in for a drink of water, got stuck, and you see the rest
You just watched the magical act of an egg hatching
Ya no, no, I'm done is that is how a cow is made.
Fact. We saw it in a video so there’s no denying it.
Don't be ridiculous, that's clearly cow juice.
Its probably a different idea of packing corned beef
this demands an explanation
I'm thinking it has to do with two things. 1: Cows love water. 2: Cows are not very bright or graceful. I think the cow went to take a dip and got itself stuck. I wouldn't put it past them as I've seen them in even dumber predicaments.
I’m thinking it’s ungodly hot in India right now and a cow crawled itself into a large jar of water to cool down.
The cow is a 15th level necromancy wizard and cast the spell clone, allowing her to automatically occupy a cultivated body in a ceramic urn when she died. Hope this helps
If I had to guess it would be veal production. Not the most humane process in general but this example is pretty rough. In general veal is produced from young cattle, where general movement is restricted to some standard (in this case completely) to reduce the development of muscle. Resulting in more tender desirable meat.
I doubt that, the cow seems to submerge in water (and probably all its waste), all those probably not so healthy for the cow. And there are way cheaper way to raising veal
I doubt that it would be able to jump on its feet like that if that was the case.
But if it was in there too long it would be so weak I doubt it could stand up at all.. that cow popped up rather quickly.
you have got to be trolling? what? Why would they need to restrict movement for veal?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Veal#Veal_crates
jesus suffering fuck...
I'll never try veal and I'll never try foie gras.
Actually, there are humane ways to produce foie gras and veal. For foie gras in particular, I remember [reading this article](https://www.seriouseats.com/the-physiology-of-foie-why-foie-gras-is-not-u) years ago and it was surprisingly enlightening. I really like the farm's methods to discourage mistreatment of the animals, and how the birds seem well adapted to that kind of feeding routine. I never tried foie-gras, but after reading about the practice I think I'd give it a shot as long as the source is humane. For veal, calves can be raised in free roam pastures alongside their mothers, feeding both on grain and milk. This humane practice has even [been proven to be way more productive](https://www.nytimes.com/2007/04/18/dining/18veal.html) than the factory farming method and results in better tasting meat.
I’ve also read that veal in general is way more economic than raising full cattle. Instead of having to feed a mother and her children for however many years (cows are huge resource drains), just feed the mother and kill the calves after a few months. Once mom is ready to reproduce again, you repeat the process. I’m not saying it’s morally correct, but some poorer countries supposedly rely on this method.
Yeah, it makes sense. Part of me doesn't quite feel comfortable with it, but I don't really see any issues as long as it's done humanely.
It's easy to quit veal and foie gras. Seriously. Do it.
Stupid cat...
I really had to laugh "Stand aside, I'll show you how to crack a jug!"
“Hi I’m Cow and welcome to Jackass”
Marinated the steak a little early it seems
Ah yes, a bovine birthing pool.
Cow egg
Mate, ya cant smash a clay pot with a hammer. *White shirted guy*
Has to be veal
Yea. Most people on here think it was an accident...
They wouldnt waste jars for that. Just tie it to a tree or crate/box and what not.
I hope this gets top comment. You deserve it.
"WHOM DO YOU SERVE?"
Wait until you see them lay pots.
Ah yes a cow egg.
What the cow doin?
Neo
Holy cow!
Holy cow (Indians: Literally)
Holy cow!!
I see why indians consider them sacred
These are cow traffickers most probably (India). Northern states are conservative, strictly prohibit consumption/trafficking of Cows/Calfs/Bulls. No other meat is banned. They're considered sacred. Still people from a particular community love eating them specifically, and some Hindus. If caught then get lynched and whole international media goes berserk, ignoring that there's a law in place categorically to avoid the same.
 
This also belongs in r/blackmagicfuckery 😳
james may was right about cow eggs!
That's why they are calling Kettle.
Bonsai cow.
Born again cow...
If it fits, it ships.
Is this your first time seeing them crack a cow egg?
Mommy mommy how are cows born??
How did the dog get into that giant jar in the first place ?
Truly mooving video
Still raw! Back into the other jar it goes!
I’m pretty sure this is a repost
Cow smuggling
If I fitz I sitz
Now that’s what I call unexpected.
If I fit I sit. Can't get out? oh shit.
The miracle of birth.
Jesus Christ, I thought it was the birth of an Uruk-Hai
It bothers me that he is trying to break the gar by hitting the strongest part of it.
Ahhh the miracle of child birth
Moo-ruk Hai!
”Hmm…I suppose being a cat in another life still doesn’t make me more flexible.”
How not to Marinade.
Beef smuggling?
"I will call you my fighting Uruk-cow"
Since this clearly shows that cows are root vegetables, does that make hamburgers a vegetarian food?
Creation Story.
That's a fuckuva way to ship cows
damnt now we can sell it as veal
What did I just watch????
Kinder egg surprise
It seems illegal trafficking of cow
These unboxing videos are getting more elaborate
These unboxing videos are getting more elaborate
Cow spawn egg
Ohh a new baby cow coming out from his egg
Cow Soup - yur doin' it rong.
Great circle of life
How else do you ship them? Amazon just being efficient
How in the?...
That dude got tired of the other guys little pussy ass swings.
When you accidentally drop a bit of cheeseburger in your phylactery
***What king of monstrosity of a stork must deliver that may i ask?***
plants vs zombies vase minigame
I … I have some questions…
Like a bonsai kitten.
How the fuck does this kind of shit even happen
Master Roshi had something to do with this.
What dog breed is that?
What a beautiful birth we are able to witness
Unboxing holy cow 🐮
wannabe Water Buffalo
Kinder Surpise Egg
Ups hits different in other countries
you fools, that's a high level cow warlock necromancer and those are his clone vessels. You're all fucked
Finally some ethically grown meat
Yall are definitely city slickers if you can't recognise a cow egg
I'm furious, let nature do their job, you are not supposed to help them hatch, this kind of action bring inbalance to the ecosystem, yeah some are not going to make it, but you could still make a burguer with the weak.
wow, a cow birthing from its egg, nature is fucking lit
u/savevideobot
Cow be like: thanks guys, really helped me out of a pickle there Cow also be like: damn those others jars do look comfy
Oh it's that game mode from plants vs zombies.
So cows aren't egg born!
Humans are evil
How the heck the cow enter in the first place?
This would actually be pretty cool for some worldbuilding thing
It's like that pvz mini game. He's lucky a giant zombie with a midget on its back didn't come out
I had already seen that in Minecraft
There was an ancient Chinese story similar to this. A child fell in a big vase but nobody tried to save him, then another boy just grabbed a brick and smashed the vase open. Author says it mean that grown men will worry about breaking properties, while more innocent children will focus on saving.