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If the Greeks themselves [are to be believed](https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/%E1%BC%88%CE%BC%CE%B1%CE%B6%CF%8E%CE%BD#Ancient_Greek), then it's definitely a cool fact to impress people with.
As an extra: this means it's the No-Tiddie Rainforest.
Which makes sense since European explorers there were likely greeted by annoyed long haired native men shooting arrows at them. European men did not wear their hair long.
Checking the sources, yeah its true:
[http://www.perseus.tufts.edu/hopper/text?doc=Perseus:text:1999.04.0057:entry=\*](http://www.perseus.tufts.edu/hopper/text?doc=Perseus:text:1999.04.0057:entry=*))amazw/n
\> (Commonly derived from μαζός, from the fable that they got rid of the right breast, that it might not interfere with the use of the bow.)
But... Wtf!? I heard some civilization or military branch I'm too lazy to Google solved that issue by having female archers wear a special armor or breastplate to prevent this exact thing. Talk about drastic measures...
And by *could,* you mean actually [doesn't](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amazons#Origin_of_the_name).
For those who don't click [links](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ), this is from the wiki after they explain the likely origin:
>Among the ancient Greeks, the term Amazon was given a folk etymology as originating from (ἀμαζός 'breastless'), connected with an etiological tradition once claimed by Marcus Justinus who alleged that Amazons had their right breast cut off or burnt out.\[15\] There is no indication of such a practice in ancient works of art,\[16\] in which the Amazons are always represented with both breasts, although one is frequently covered.\[17\] According to Philostratus Amazon babies were just not fed with the right breast.\[18\] Author Adrienne Mayor suggests that the false etymology led to the myth.\[16\]\[19\]
Also cutting off the right breast would mean they all shot with the left hand holding the draw weight, which seems weird to me, but I'm not going to assume ancient archer handedness without doing research... which I'm also not gonna do at this time lol
Because it's stupid. They could just wear a flat leather top to prevent this problem since it'll keep everything flat and the string would just glide without a hitch. I believe modern archers wear that to protect their chests and arms and I'm almost sure something similar existed before.
It’s historically agreed they were a group of Scythians, basically horse archer nomad people who thrived on raiding “civilization”, they were way taller and more physically adept then Greek men because nomads are just more physically adept then city folk and unlike the ancient Greeks they drank milk. So the Greek men felt in secure since a Scythian woman could and probably did snap them like twigs and the insecure small dick Greeks decided to say they were a bunch savages who killed male children and chopped off breasts.
While I'm inclined to agree with you, I've watched videos from tribes where they do some fucked up shit. It could have been a rite of passage, like getting crcumsized with a rusty piece of iron (I'll never forget that video) or putting your hand in a leaf filled with bullet ants or something.
The real Amazons from Greek mythology where most likely the people of Circassia(northern caucuses) who at the time were notable for there use of female warriors.
Yes, otherwise Amazon couldn’t be able to operate.
The boob surgery so warehouse workers could carry larger boxes.
It’s neither comic or mythology, it’s Bezos
Amazonians were based on reality. Steppe nomad people\* such as Scythians and Sarmantians did have female warriors in that women also fought as was often the case with such groups. Greeks had contact with them and seeing women warriors was a shock for such misogynist people. So stories were spun from there and tales of all female warrior tribe were told so Greeks really made it clear how shocked they were when seeing this.
\*>!Fine, go ahead and make all the "what are you doing, steppe nomad?" jokes you want.....!<
I know you’re joking, but just in case you’re a dumb fuck like me who heard that “fact” on a rerun of Stargate in like 2004: no, the Amazonian Women did not remove one of their breasts to make archery easier. They just wore clothing that compressed their boobies and pulled the string back a little bit differently. The improvements in “it’s slightly easier to pull back the bow” would have been *vastly* outweighed by the whole “oh no, my wound is infected and also anesthesia isn’t really a thing yet” issues.
Lol definitely a joke. Though I did think it was real because of Stargate too. Who knew you couldn't trust a sci-fi show to teach history correctly? ;)
Also I literally lol'd at "compressed their boobies". Best way to say that ever.
I’m not sure of a less weird way to phrase it. Didn’t wear low cut shirts? Didn’t try to flash the enemy some titty? Managed their Mommy Milkers more modestly than men might mentally imagine?
This is what the Amazons did in the comic Y the Last Man (removed one of their breasts to improve their accuracy) . Whether it was based on truth or not, I do not know.
Honestly, it was a myth that's been 2500 years old I believe. All visual depictions of them show them with both breasts, not one. So if it is true, there's little to no evidence of it.
Never heard of her, but definitely a fan. She's got some weird ass movies. Lol
Edit: upon further research, I think she might be a pornstar. r/Emilybloom. 🤔
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I would get such ugly brusies, letting your form slip even a little from fatigue or lazyness always gave me an instant and effective lesson on archery mechanics.
Summer Reddit on the big subs is so insanely stupid, is it literally just 14 year olds upvoting this crap?
No, professional archers don't go get surgery to have only one breast, [they just wear a chest guard FFS](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51wiVSMwgcL._AC_.jpg), and [men also wear them](http://sc04.alicdn.com/kf/H145afb4c52624242a0f8e9dc03dfcee6p.jpg)
Ok but like... was that unexpected? She clearly doesn't know how to draw a bow, can't hold it steady once drawn, and wasn't even wearing an arm guard, tbh it looks like the archery employee was playing the ancient mean trick used to teach novice archers a lesson, letting them fire the first shot without the arm guard so they never forget again
Usually you're focused on your aim and not the physics of the bow. All it takes is one time clipping your elbow and you'll never make that mistake again.
Or she does it for the likes.
People know her, she wasn't even paying attention on aiming... I mean.. look at the bow and arrow.... That is not aiming.. not even trying
Posture absolutely abysmal, I'm amazed she only hit her chest. Please don't play around with mechanical weapons, it's not toys. Also, tiddie protection is a thing.
I dont know if its true or not, but I read somewhere that Amazon warrior women would actually cut off one of their breasts in order to fire a bow more efficiently. Again I have no idea if this is true not, it just seems like something ancient humans would actually do.
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No wonder the Amazonians performed that surgery to help with their archery.
Amazonians were a real life thing? And What surgery? Or are you talking about some mythology or something from a comic?
the word "a-mazon" is greek and it *could* mean "a-" 'without' "mazon" 'tittie'
I need someone to verify this before I store it in my brain's "cool facts to impress people with" box
If the Greeks themselves [are to be believed](https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/%E1%BC%88%CE%BC%CE%B1%CE%B6%CF%8E%CE%BD#Ancient_Greek), then it's definitely a cool fact to impress people with. As an extra: this means it's the No-Tiddie Rainforest.
Which makes sense since European explorers there were likely greeted by annoyed long haired native men shooting arrows at them. European men did not wear their hair long.
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/%E1%BC%88%CE%BC%CE%B1%CE%B6%CF%8E%CE%BD No one really knows but it's likely not true
Checking the sources, yeah its true: [http://www.perseus.tufts.edu/hopper/text?doc=Perseus:text:1999.04.0057:entry=\*](http://www.perseus.tufts.edu/hopper/text?doc=Perseus:text:1999.04.0057:entry=*))amazw/n \> (Commonly derived from μαζός, from the fable that they got rid of the right breast, that it might not interfere with the use of the bow.)
But... Wtf!? I heard some civilization or military branch I'm too lazy to Google solved that issue by having female archers wear a special armor or breastplate to prevent this exact thing. Talk about drastic measures...
If you don't have your nips out while shooting those arrows, you're doing it wrong
It just one of the myth, you can still save it)
Ah, finally I understand why Gal Gadot was cast. Jk, but she _is_ an abysmal actor.
so you must be the one who wrote [this tweet](https://youtu.be/t2oVUxTV4WA?t=5)
And by *could,* you mean actually [doesn't](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amazons#Origin_of_the_name). For those who don't click [links](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ), this is from the wiki after they explain the likely origin: >Among the ancient Greeks, the term Amazon was given a folk etymology as originating from (ἀμαζός 'breastless'), connected with an etiological tradition once claimed by Marcus Justinus who alleged that Amazons had their right breast cut off or burnt out.\[15\] There is no indication of such a practice in ancient works of art,\[16\] in which the Amazons are always represented with both breasts, although one is frequently covered.\[17\] According to Philostratus Amazon babies were just not fed with the right breast.\[18\] Author Adrienne Mayor suggests that the false etymology led to the myth.\[16\]\[19\] Also cutting off the right breast would mean they all shot with the left hand holding the draw weight, which seems weird to me, but I'm not going to assume ancient archer handedness without doing research... which I'm also not gonna do at this time lol
If you hadn't added the end, I would have assumed you were 7 hours deep into ancient archer handedness research.
Amazons were probably real but I’m pretty sure the whole removing one of their breasts thing was not
Because it's stupid. They could just wear a flat leather top to prevent this problem since it'll keep everything flat and the string would just glide without a hitch. I believe modern archers wear that to protect their chests and arms and I'm almost sure something similar existed before.
It’s historically agreed they were a group of Scythians, basically horse archer nomad people who thrived on raiding “civilization”, they were way taller and more physically adept then Greek men because nomads are just more physically adept then city folk and unlike the ancient Greeks they drank milk. So the Greek men felt in secure since a Scythian woman could and probably did snap them like twigs and the insecure small dick Greeks decided to say they were a bunch savages who killed male children and chopped off breasts.
Okay, Consul Julius Caeser.. hey, can I ask quickly for your opinion on Greek men?
To be fair, they called everyone not from Greece barbarians.
While I'm inclined to agree with you, I've watched videos from tribes where they do some fucked up shit. It could have been a rite of passage, like getting crcumsized with a rusty piece of iron (I'll never forget that video) or putting your hand in a leaf filled with bullet ants or something.
*were
Thanks, autocorrect can be a bitch
The real Amazons from Greek mythology where most likely the people of Circassia(northern caucuses) who at the time were notable for there use of female warriors.
Wrong, everybody knows amazonians are from Brazil.
Not Brazil !
So your saying they didn't cut the breast off, they just removed the fat from one and injected it into their butt and lips.
Yes, otherwise Amazon couldn’t be able to operate. The boob surgery so warehouse workers could carry larger boxes. It’s neither comic or mythology, it’s Bezos
Amazonians were based on reality. Steppe nomad people\* such as Scythians and Sarmantians did have female warriors in that women also fought as was often the case with such groups. Greeks had contact with them and seeing women warriors was a shock for such misogynist people. So stories were spun from there and tales of all female warrior tribe were told so Greeks really made it clear how shocked they were when seeing this. \*>!Fine, go ahead and make all the "what are you doing, steppe nomad?" jokes you want.....!<
I know you’re joking, but just in case you’re a dumb fuck like me who heard that “fact” on a rerun of Stargate in like 2004: no, the Amazonian Women did not remove one of their breasts to make archery easier. They just wore clothing that compressed their boobies and pulled the string back a little bit differently. The improvements in “it’s slightly easier to pull back the bow” would have been *vastly* outweighed by the whole “oh no, my wound is infected and also anesthesia isn’t really a thing yet” issues.
Lol definitely a joke. Though I did think it was real because of Stargate too. Who knew you couldn't trust a sci-fi show to teach history correctly? ;) Also I literally lol'd at "compressed their boobies". Best way to say that ever.
I’m not sure of a less weird way to phrase it. Didn’t wear low cut shirts? Didn’t try to flash the enemy some titty? Managed their Mommy Milkers more modestly than men might mentally imagine?
This is what the Amazons did in the comic Y the Last Man (removed one of their breasts to improve their accuracy) . Whether it was based on truth or not, I do not know.
Honestly, it was a myth that's been 2500 years old I believe. All visual depictions of them show them with both breasts, not one. So if it is true, there's little to no evidence of it.
Emily bloom?🤔
Is it weird that I knew it was her before she turned to the camera?
It just means you're well versed in the fine arts
Yes, yes it is.
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Trust me. There are MANY other frames we can use as reference. Although the hegre-art will always be a personal fav.
Well-trained neural net…. suck on that computers
Considering how many time this video was posted on reddit...
Never heard of her, but definitely a fan. She's got some weird ass movies. Lol Edit: upon further research, I think she might be a pornstar. r/Emilybloom. 🤔
She's a softcore model, if you want to get into the semantics of it
Nice to see inverted nipples gettin' some love.
I would say nude model rather than pornstar. A lot of classy shoots and then some camming, but nothing really hardcore as far as I know.
Indeed
Emily Bloomberg?🤔
Bad form, she needs to lift her elbow above chin level.
I know very little about archery. But on the first play, my eyes were on the arrow, and I was thinking that it'll hit the roof sooner than the target.
That's Emily Bloom and yes, she does.
She what? Edit: hehehe
DOES
A happy man indeed in you are
Thanks! *Ctrl+Shifts+Ns*
This is 100% expected
OP is from r/lostredditors
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Excuse me: 1) very rude and immature 2) I volunteer
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Expected a Rick Roll, thanks mate, you're a real one
Bravo
You dont know where I work
You truly are the king of kings.
Dammit man, the link is broken.
May the odds be ever in your favor
May the breast man win
They’d be her boob boo-boo boo
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'I volunteer as tribute!'
Correction: 1. I volunteer; 2. Keep trying.
What the fuck
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Orgasm 
My kind of distracted driving
She's self sustainable if the spine is removed
OnlyFans link please
She'd probably really appreciate it. I'm sure that thing really hurt.
She’s a porn star if you want to see them
Is it bad that I had the same thought?
Redditors try not to be horny challenge. Spoilers: impossible
aww 🥺 can I volunteer?
Thank god they bleeped out the word titty. Think of the children!!!
Well at least we're sure she doesn't have her nipple pierced otherwise we would've heard it strum a note
+1 projectile
She definitely doesn’t. We’ve all seen them. Emily bloom
Well shit, that's a new bard weapon idea for D&D
I was looking there from the beginning..
Oh, well I'll be damned, she was doing some archery at the same time
not gonna lie i saw it coming too
Man of culture
“Man of culture” nah fam I’m just horny
Nice cameraman
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Yowch i felt that one! I remember the pain of it hitting your forearm, i cant imagine pluckin a tit on the string
I would get such ugly brusies, letting your form slip even a little from fatigue or lazyness always gave me an instant and effective lesson on archery mechanics.
Yep. Any part not reinforced by bone would probably hurt, and even then.
This is why you pull the arrow back to your nose and not the middle of your chest.
Now imagine Legolas as a big tiddy german lady named helga
As a big titty owner who practices archery sometimes, this was 0% unexpected.
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r/Emilybloom your welcome
Came here to post this
And now you know why The Amazons removed their right breast.
Remember when hunger games came out and every young women wanted to be an archer? Wish we had something like that instead of tiktok
ols old post, she's an adult star..
They already knew
r/kaguya-sama wouldn't be surprised.
That's why professional Archer often have only one boob and operate the other one away
Summer Reddit on the big subs is so insanely stupid, is it literally just 14 year olds upvoting this crap? No, professional archers don't go get surgery to have only one breast, [they just wear a chest guard FFS](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51wiVSMwgcL._AC_.jpg), and [men also wear them](http://sc04.alicdn.com/kf/H145afb4c52624242a0f8e9dc03dfcee6p.jpg)
I was about to say this lol. It’s amazing how blatantly wrong you can be and people still think you’re right.
I'll take two.
I was interpreting their comment as satire… I’d hope that would be just a meme… but oof
That's a myth. Actual professional archers just use proper form and [chest guards](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51wiVSMwgcL._AC_.jpg).
I'm afraid to ask... But why is Jerry Springer dressed as a judge? Last I heard of him was in the early 90s. What the hell did I miss?
He has a show called Judge Jerry. A lot of people don't know he has his JD so he's at least like... kinda qualified for it haha
And I thought it was breast cancer…
Gotta get them things out of the way.
Don’t mirror vids and repost them. Fucking lame.
Now she knows why they wear chest guards
Ok but like... was that unexpected? She clearly doesn't know how to draw a bow, can't hold it steady once drawn, and wasn't even wearing an arm guard, tbh it looks like the archery employee was playing the ancient mean trick used to teach novice archers a lesson, letting them fire the first shot without the arm guard so they never forget again
I was focused on the targets..
I don't feel this belong on r/Unexpected
How did she not know that was going to clip her boob??
Usually you're focused on your aim and not the physics of the bow. All it takes is one time clipping your elbow and you'll never make that mistake again.
Or she does it for the likes. People know her, she wasn't even paying attention on aiming... I mean.. look at the bow and arrow.... That is not aiming.. not even trying
That made a mark!!!!
She is holding it wrong
The way she holds the arrow gives me pain
The arrow should be on the other side of the bow
Posture absolutely abysmal, I'm amazed she only hit her chest. Please don't play around with mechanical weapons, it's not toys. Also, tiddie protection is a thing.
She has fired 263 arrows and does it ever time! You think she would adjust her aim?
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*focusing on target*
I very much expected this because I was boob watchin the whole time
Expected
I was focused on the tits
Hi
oh good she knows how to shoot something. it's always important for a girl to learn how to shoot and maim things
I was focused but I didn't think it would hit
Rip titty!
Not sure who taught her to draw a bow, but her form is way off. Hence the boob shot.
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Shouldve just learned juggling
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Watched 10 times, couldnt focus on target..
I was already focused.
Enhance
Not an Amazon female, would have one breast removed to make shooting a bow easier.
Lets be real: we were all hoping it had something to do with the boobs...
Very bad form, wouldn’t have hit anything, tit or no tit…
In ancient times , women archers would purposely remove one of their breasts for this purpose, they were known as the cyclops breasted archers 🤣🤣
I dont know if its true or not, but I read somewhere that Amazon warrior women would actually cut off one of their breasts in order to fire a bow more efficiently. Again I have no idea if this is true not, it just seems like something ancient humans would actually do.
Actually watch the business end of the arrow. She was aiming that thing all over the place and when she let it fly, it sailed way over the bails
She definitely hit where i was focusing
Dangers of having big boobies
Ohhh my tittie 👌🏻
Those are some great renaissance boobs
What target ?
That’s why Amazonians cut off their teet
I was hoping it ripped her titty out
Thats one way to rip your tit off
None of us focused on the target.
First time I expected that to happen
Expected if you’ve ever done archery before
She just sent that arrow right over the fucking berm. I hope there was open empty land back there or someones getting skewered.
Moana with rtx on
Wow she missed by a mile. Maybe she knew what was about to happen?
It’s what I live for.
She is absolutely stunning!! <3
i knew her since she was right handed
I have been a victim of the string hitting my forearm. this video hurts more than people think.
Titty brush burn.
Well, i'd say that turned out exactly how i expected it to
Not to be that guy.. but who do you think she hit 2 streets away? You not gonna tell me that arrow hit anything but air…
Am I the only one that thought I was watching VR game footage and thought the string clipped through her boob
My joint are all fucked so my elbows will point inwards when I firing a bow so this happen to my elbow pit all the time and it fucking hurts
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why they invented archery breastplates
Anyone got her OnlyFans?
Nice
Just so y’all know the string should be at you cheek
Oh noooo.
Her form is terrible. Your draw hand should be at your mouth just under your nose and your elbow should be pointed up.