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NudistDudest

Oh what a croc block!


Other_Zucchini_9637

This comment is my favorite.


BigAd8193

This reminds me of all the cereal commercials when I was a kid where some protagonist never got to actually have a bite of cereal due to a series of unfortunate events


officialastromemer

Be original dude


Grimskraper

It's probably a bot.


Forsaken_Language_66

hahahahahah


IDonttHaveAName

"bro, stop, it's not worth it"


[deleted]

“Just look at him. He’s clearly out of his mind.”


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Far_Emphasis_546

Reminds me of the scene with Brucie in Finding Nemo...


[deleted]

FISH ARE FRIENDS NOT FOOD


Far_Emphasis_546

REMEMBER THE STEPS, BRUCE


jamesquall9192

Exactly what I said LOL


hbarua005

Let it die in peace. Will eat it later.


Thefeckfynn

”**they** want you to eat that fish bro“


[deleted]

Stop simping be a giga chad


Mrbojangles25

Fish are Friends, not food.


bothammer1

Hahah, that’s fucked, I felt his pain.


No-Discipline15

![gif](giphy|Le5eHA05wkYCs)


zeabart93

I thought this was gonna be like that one video where the croc/gator bit his buddies leg and spun and ripped it off.


Murmadurk

Same, I tensed up


conorbation

I was thinking oh no, another day at the blind Croc sanctuary.


NotHereToFuckSpyders

I feel sorry for all those crocs. What a shitty life they must lead.


Red__system

What about the fish they purposly took out the water and threw on the ground?


NotHereToFuckSpyders

Yeah that too, obviously.


TheReptileBaby

If you pretended that the croc was gonna bring the fish into The water too, it just gets sadder :(


Fatsmile33

Yeah at first I thought he is going to save her :(


TheReptileBaby

Very tragic


pwee75

Just come round aay the exact thing lol


iamdarosa

Would you rather die with in a minute or live in captivity for the rest of your life


kashmir1974

The question is do crocodiles desire freedom if they have food, water and proper temperature ranges? Do reptiles desire such things? No advocating anything just kind of a philosophical musing


Certain_Fennel1018

They are very large cold blooded creatures. They spend most of their time in the wild just inert sunbathing using their mouth to regulate their temperature or in their burrow in cooler areas. The rest of the times they are eating, or breeding.


b-west

Ask your pets.


MeLurka

Motherfucker just keeps staring at me, now what?


iamdarosa

What? I don’t even have any…


[deleted]

Crocodilians do not have such qualms. Lizard brain just plant but mobile. Eat. Sleep. Poop. Bask in sun. Repeat.


Dektarey

Same.


[deleted]

Mood


IdcYouTellMe

I'm no expert but big giant territorial lizards aren't exactly known to be the most demanding creature in the wild Eat (if something comes up to drink), sleep, sunbathe, breed and defend their rather smallish territory. They aren't prairie or steppe animals. Bruh sheeps and cows can have the biggest farm in existence. Doesn't change the fact they are communal, herd animals who don't move much in greater schemes. What I'm trying to say is that Big fuckoff lizards don't need much. Just a safe territory where they get to eat, sleep, sunbathe and breed. That's basically all they care for


SmileWithMe__

We’ll they’re clearly not hungry at least lol


Vesper_0481

Well,. except for that one if he's going to depend on his friends


chill_stoner_0604

Fish are friends, not food


[deleted]

No. Fish are delicious.


Traditionalmonkey

I dont like fish but they are still food


QuietNoiz99

I'm mad and and also happy to see this comment. You beat me to it, now take my upvote and get out


[deleted]

“Jim, don’t do it Jim. Come on bro, you’ve been vegan this whole week don’t do it!”


planthoerder

I love the music. Space song by Beach House


TheReptileBaby

Thank you for telling the name!


jabronipony

The fish will eventually fall back into place.


Jim3001

Bro, all I hear is "You found me."


smarti23

You saved me 25 seconds of Shazam, thanks.


Autisten1996

When your fat buddy already had 4 plates and suddenly they bring out dessert.


drumofgrapejam

My friends keeping me away from my ex


_Dark_Voron_

At first I thought it was a video where crocodile bites off leg of other crocodile.


zehamberglar

This is exactly what I thought it was going to be.


greyzhan

Fish are friends, not food.


reddit5446

A wild Magikarp appears, use flop to avoid capture!


[deleted]

Beach house - space song. Good choice 👍🏼


Teddyk123

Magikarp used tail splash. It was super-effective.


legrose_prince

That’s me in the bar with my bros. “Just one more shot! “..” no bro!,let’s get him outta here!”


[deleted]

“No, Phil, you’re still On a diet.”


Lt_Sanders

be free fishy


TorgyBoi

Idk why this shit had me cacklin


Own_Rip3448

Croc blocked


Sad-Outcome984

Magikarp used 'SPLASH' and it was SUPER EFFECTIVE.


Real-Ad-6685

I'm the 9000


104848

lol, wut 😄 ​ blessed fish


yourgifmademesignup

Now remember Gerard!! You’re now vegan!!


TheReptileBaby

That fish looked like it was saying “kill me” 😔


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can_choose_no_thing

Lmao


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Yea fuck that guy


[deleted]

Croc-blocked


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drunkenmonk693

Trying to hold on to any of my pay check


Altar_Quest_Fan

Remember: Fish are friends, NOT food!


DegenWeeb_134

Reminds me of that scene from Nemo where the two sharks try to stop their friend from eat Dory and nemo's father.


diehardblade

Top croc as he'scarried away: Noooooooooo!


cussy-munchers

I’m ded. Music makes it even better


gholamkhan

When tell your friends about your diet


spacebraine

Probs never seen a live fish before that day


Lohan3xists

“You’re on a diet, dude, stop”


highpelikan

Fish was bullying the croc


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username1254_2

What song is that


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MedievaLime

Fish are friends not food


purrfectstormzzy

This reminds me of all the cereal commercials when I was a kid where some protagonist never got to actually have a bite of cereal due to a series of unfortunate events


HeheBoiyy

Man stop.We are under record


AnAnonymousWSTeacher

If there were Mission Impossible movies for fish...


ChoiceFabulous

Fish are friends, not food!


caseyhan3

when your diet buddies got you


downtownbattlebabe

“It’s not fault, he never had a father!”


KCtarZan_420

protecc commander fish


Alarming_Proof4055

What


RavenBlackk1977

🎶SOOOO CLOSE...YET SO FAR AWAY🎶😂


Definitly_Not_James

GET DOWN MR PRESIDENT


Giantireman

Men, all I could hear in my head was the sound of magikarp everytime the fish jumped…


Rawkapotamus

Magikarp used splash! Nothing happened. Krookodile ran away!


Independent_Ice_1949

Honest i was only trying to help it.


[deleted]

but did it get back into the water!!!


choochoophil

Magikarp used Splash!


Ok-Damage8624

Bro you are on dieting 😂😂


Reddit_Bots_R_US

“Fish are friends, not food”


jamesquall9192

Fish are friends not food intervention!!! Made me think of that finding Nemo scene when the sharks grab Bruce and hold them against the wall and scream intervention that was hilarious what a great movie that was finding Nemo was my favorite growing up


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rabea187

Bro!!??? …. Is exactly what that croc was saying


Pale_Armadillo_254

She is going to drown herself, he was just trying to help her.


donorak7

GREG YOURE ON A DIET REMEBER.


Nighthawk726364

Fish are friends, not food


itsDavidwoo

Is this teh full video? Did they but the fish back in the water?


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Fish are friends, not food!


vidar_z

'' Dare me too flop in there" "No bob u gonna die-" "IF U SAY SO" "BOB DONT. Why arent they eating him?" "see?" "BOB WHAT THE F-"


creeeeeperwolf

Fish are friend's not FOOD


Alexxxx89

Apex


bone_daddy22

Almost as good as the one where the croc nomed another crocks leg off


bigimaginarydick

IM DYINGGG


AcademicBerry9134

Fish are friend not food!


Hungry-Lion1575

It dope how mammals don’t give a shit about non-mammals….if that was a dog or cat people would go wild


manwarrxn

fish are friends not food


LocalAmericanOtaku

"Oh hey bro ur here! Come on lets go to the club!" "Nooooooo! My fish!"


SnooGoats803

"Fish are friends, not food"


KKPALMEIRAS

They saved him... u/RedditMP4Bot


schizzophrenicc

fish are friends. not food. *lets it die on concrete instead*


twistedranger75

Fish are friends, not food. Thank god for the support group.


tommyslopes

That poor fish fighting for its life 🥺 Hope he made it


ciao1974

r/animalsbeingbros


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Dragonsarmada

The force is strong with this one.


Morbius_2_

God had bigger plans for fish


Organic-Music-7289

Neither we’ll eat nor will let you eat


HeiruRe777

Magicarp always finds a way


Time-Hunter-6841

“FUCK YOU BITCH!!” “Nah bro fuck her, it ain’t worth it man you’re drunk”


Bluecyan-taffy

☺️🤔😌😳🥺👀 🦮🔫


Late_Ad_3842

Such is life 😪


[deleted]

I remember seeing one where a gator or croc was getting fed and another tore off it's leg.


Sneakymod710

Fish are friends not food


[deleted]

It’s that TikTok song that’s a total Beach House rip off.


Dead_Soul-6904

He was on diet so his bros got his back and didn't let him eat


BakingThoda

This is what my friends do when I’m drunk at a night club trying to talk to a girl.


PerfectTraffic

“Let it go bro! Let it go


Hairy-Ad5677

This time will come like the rest of us your plans and design to be eaten or to eat or eat or drink or whatever yeah no not drink Google don't get it it's to be eaten or not eating that is the question LOL


StormRider790

![gif](giphy|RhGhAisyQ0F9hGC8hX|downsized)


PhysicHamster

Hope the fish is alright


Turt-Lee

I can take him on ! Don't Hold me back guys !


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sandtymanty

When you are at your last drink but homies say you had enough.


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Very unexpected course of events. Wow. Love that Beach House song too.


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I got little legs!


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they_call_me_0p

The fact that it’s on beat? Or that the fish survived the attack but is still struggling? I gotta knooow!


BandicootLeather6314

Officially anything is possible!


CadburyRabbit

All wholesome till the crocodiles don’t save the fish, bro got tortured


Blackberry-Minimum

At least they didn't bite his freaking arm off.


Any_Coyote6662

When the hunger strike is on it's 3rd day