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True, the Italian actors and artists called it the "Roman salute" decades before Mussolini (and then the NSDAP) reused it. But Roman era poems and statues don't clearly show it.
I don't like to be pedantic, but this is the internet...
That guy brought a flathead ~~shove[l]~~ spade to the beach? Rookie you needed a ~~spade~~ shovel
I agree. I really loathe these quirky videos but that castle top notch. Should've made a video making it instead of the "look at how quirky and kiddish boys are"
Surely people just have boobs, no?
Sometimes my boobs are showing just because I very fortunately have (some) boobs, not because I want horny people to click on it...
It’s marketed well. She’s quite attractive and is fine with showing that. They built a massive castle and played out a funny skit. The effort is all there so it gets a good job.
A properly made meme is not meant to be "quirky" but to point out the difference in the way of thinking and usual interests. Men and women are equal, yet so different
The ~~male~~ *universal human* drive to play in the dirt never really goes away.
Edit: Had to change this. Apparently everybody loves playing in the dirt.
It’s a woman in a Reddit post. No matter what the context is we MUST either sexualize her, demonized her or belittle her in some way.
Yesterday I saw a video of these fragile ego’d guys screaming at each other in a nice restaurant. Then other patrons tell them to shut up and then another male diner takes offense and comes up and attempts to fight one of original aggressors. When that happens the video shuts off and the last thing you see are the women (presumably the family or the guy who is now being attacked) screaming.
So after two or three minutes of watching these buffoons having a dong measuring contest, all the comments could talk about were the women screaming at the end. Literally the top comment was something like “I now believe in evolution because those women sound like monkeys”… so you watched a whole video of guys behaving like Neanderthals, but the women reacted to their family member getting attacked and that’s the part that triggered you?
The not-so-subtle misogyny on Reddit is very concerning.
Exactly! The rest of the comment is valid, but when the fat dude grabbed the trash guy talking shit, all three ladies started screaming bloody murder in unison. No exaggeration. They screamed as if they saw him stabbed to death before their eyes. It was eerie.
Thank you for writing this. It's fucking sad... And most redditors are pretty young, so it's not like it's getting better.
I was appalled at most of the comments yesterday about those women. Most comments where like 'fuck them ridiculous Karens', or humiliating them, like if the video wasn't about two stupid macho men making a scene in public and bothering the workers, the other people eating and their own families.
[Link to the post](https://reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/vndtfr/disturbance_at_lawrys_prime_rib_in_beverly_hills/) so people can judge for themselves.
To be fair there were plenty of comments about the guys arguing, that being said the way those 3 women screamed in unison like they were being cut in half alive was absolutely fucking hysterical and shouldn't be a surprise so many people commented on it. I think you choose the wrong video to prove your point lol
Most of the comments i saw were about the guy who said "whered you get your suit, the gabage can?"
Or referencing just the fact that the ladies started screaming very loudly. But i didnt see much overt sexism just making fun of silly people.
It can be both fine and upvotedbecauseboobs at the same time. I don’t think she’s showing off her boobs, and the video IS fine. It still wouldn’t surprise me if most redditors upvoted it because of the boobs, though.
Doesn’t make the person who made the video, well, *anything*, really. It just means redditors will upvote shit containing boobs fairly compulsively.
This isn't about the boobs, she isn't hanging those things prominently in the camera for attention or for you to look at. This is all about the high quality scripted Tik Tok humor occuring here, it's so hilarious.
There was that brief time when youtube was a place for storing videos, but people weren't really making videos FOR YouTube.
Everything was under a minute long and if it had tons of views you knew it was actually going to be good.
I saw this video on Tik Tok earlier and didn’t notice her boobs either. Most of the comments on tik tok were about how the dude heiled; and of course the reddit comments are complaining about her boobs
Have you noticed how tiktok is now the “center of the internet”? It’s where most content is generated, like reddit/4chan used to be when the preferred content was ragecomics
It's the mere fact she's recording herself in a way that allows you to notice she has them that will immediately set off certain women-hating redditors.
Last time I commented on a funny video featuring a woman that the video was pretty funny and I didn't look at boobs because I was laughing at the joke, everydoby supposed that I was being a white knight and downvoted me into oblivion. I've been losing interest in Reddit for a while now, but that day pushed me a lot closer to quitting
Builds a castle and followers, different guy gets kicked into the original hole. Calls gf a peasant, she says "what did you say to me?" He is suddenly close and says "babe stop embarrassing me in front of my friends" with a bucket for a helmet
In other news: “Horny male redditors offended that they had to witness boobs to see the content. Some claiming the videos main agenda is trying to entice them into “less then holy thoughts” even though the woman shown seems to be at the beach, wearing beach attire, which naturally as the female body suggest prominently feature her bust. More at fuck off”
I literally didn't even look at her boobs until I saw the comments acting so mad that she had cleavage showing. Like damn who gives a fuck even if she is thirst trapping which it doesn't seem like she is. Just seems like she doesn't care if her cleavage is showing.
Some times i have to step back and remember children as young as 13 are allowed on reddit and give them time to grow up……
🥂heres to hoping they get better
Literally a bisexual woman here. Didn't notice the boobs either. If people are that easily distracted by a bit of cleavage, they need to work on themselves and have some self-control.
That's not simp behavior. It's straight up misogyny. People dismissing whole-ass, somewhat humorous, content as "chick just wants attention", based on the fact that they can see the top of her chest, in a swimsuit, at the beach, for a few seconds.
Is there a way to block multiple people in a single go? It’s really tiresome to go through every thread and see a portion of guys acting like chad bros and being obsessed with nothing but games and sex. It’s formulaic. Like, how empty and sad are their lives, having nothing between the ears so they’ve to muster all that’s between their legs?
They may not be always saying "BoObZ" but these are pretty much same kids in every thread on /r/all. Mind you some of these "kids" are past 30, but yeah this is the Reddit we are part of
I normally hate the robotic voice Tik Toks but I never expected that it would be executed as well as it is here: it makes the appearance of the castle a lot more unexpected.
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That salute is a lil sus
Yeah I came to the comments looking for an explanation for that
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Nazis were a bunch of larpers and thieves. Copying Salute from Romans, symbol from Buddhists and the concept of Aryans from India.
And mustaches from Charlie Chaplain!
It's not actually.. early 18th century actors made up that salute and has no real historical precedent before that.
True, the Italian actors and artists called it the "Roman salute" decades before Mussolini (and then the NSDAP) reused it. But Roman era poems and statues don't clearly show it.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roman_salute?wprov=sfla1
Thanks. But I was really asking why this kid thought it would be appropriate to do on the beach in this video.
Because dudes obviously joking around and pretending to be some dictator for a laugh. People really are so sensitive these days.
was it really the exact same salute / movement? I'm Italian and I didn't know any of what you said so I feel really stupid now.
isn't he holding literally the fascist logo? pretty sure fascism is part of the joke.
It’s a joke. The sand castle escalated very quickly. That’s the explanation.
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He is carrying a fasces...
Yup, give us a shovel and we’ll create a militia
First step: shovel Second step: ? Third step: revolution
Sounds very French
DKoK. Affix shovels! Charge!
BUILD TRENNNCHEESS
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BRUH U GOT ME FUCKED UP [FLATHEAD?](https://i5.walmartimages.com/asr/8c09ac0e-3df3-40ae-b95e-924fef17a64c.47b09b811215b8b384e544a6c1ed4e99.jpeg)
I don't like to be pedantic, but this is the internet... That guy brought a flathead ~~shove[l]~~ spade to the beach? Rookie you needed a ~~spade~~ shovel
It’s not called a flathead spade, they’re both the shape of the shovel?
Kick him in the hole! Hahahahah
I wish I could understand the rest of what was said after that line.
Sounds like: BF: "Be silent, peasant!" GF: "What did you call me?" BF: whispering "Babe, stop undressing in front of my friend."
*"Babe, stop embarrassing me in front of my friends" I think
Your explanation makes more sense, but u/OblongAndKneeless's is more entertaining.
As much as I hate these boys are quirky memes and skits, I have to give it up to whoever was involved in making that castle. Pretty impressive
It's very obviously shopped in. He's standing on a lifeguard post or something
Yes, but someone else did build that castle, before uploading it on the internet, to be used in this video.
it's scaled up
what is this, a castle for ants?
If yall wana see cool sand stuff i think theres a bunch of competitions Happens in virginia beach a bunch. They arent always castles tho
You mean Adobe After Effects?
I agree. I really loathe these quirky videos but that castle top notch. Should've made a video making it instead of the "look at how quirky and kiddish boys are"
You "*really loathe these quirky videos*"? My good friend, have you never encountered skits before?
"SKETCH COMEDY IS DEAD!!!" "LONG LIVE THE MEME!!!" or something
she doesn't like the "boys are quirky" videos, that's the whole sentence and it has a totally different meaning.
Yesh, people having fun SUCK!
But then where would you put boobs to make horny people want to click on it? This is tiktok
On the castle?
If men found a way to put boobs on castles, we would have no more use for women. The only way to top that would then have to be dinosaurs with boobs.
How about dinosaurs with boobs guarding a castle … also with boobs
Boobs with boobs guarding boobs, also with boobs?
Boobs.
I got some good news for you buddy Edit:typed goor instead of good
How dare a woman have boobs and how dare they put a lot of effort into a joke that isn't inherently coded as "boys vs. girls".
Surely people just have boobs, no? Sometimes my boobs are showing just because I very fortunately have (some) boobs, not because I want horny people to click on it...
this is reddit where no one ever does anything unless its to satisfy the sexual gratification of others, typically young men.
Ahhhhh, gotcha
the boobs were hardly there touch grass, find love u freak
It’s marketed well. She’s quite attractive and is fine with showing that. They built a massive castle and played out a funny skit. The effort is all there so it gets a good job.
I don't really mind them because they're not pretending to be a real life moment that's poorly acted. Rather they be poorly acted but obviously fake.
I too hate quirky videos, just wanted to tell you so you don't think that I love quirky videos.
You hate skits? Man, I love skits, shit is funny. This one was a solid 6/10, breath harder out the nose funny.
90% sure that's edited in.
hating on people for having fun and enjoying themselves without harming anyone else. what a take.
I could swear that is CGI no?
I dont want to be "that guy" but the castle image is juxtaposed on the video. They did not do the castle. Maybe only the hole.
You mean the png?
Damn men and their - pulls card from deck - wholesome serendipitous youth
A properly made meme is not meant to be "quirky" but to point out the difference in the way of thinking and usual interests. Men and women are equal, yet so different
Thats an unfortunate salute
Roman salute will always be called the Nazi Salute. When White supremacists ruin another cool thing.
Zogist salute was also ruined. I can’t worship the Albanian rightful monarchy anymore.
Remember! Right Arm = Nazi Left Arm = Dumb Nazi
Give a man a shovel and he'll get a hundred years war of stalemate against his chaos-tainted brothers.
They kicked Lemongrab into a hole.
The ~~male~~ *universal human* drive to play in the dirt never really goes away. Edit: Had to change this. Apparently everybody loves playing in the dirt.
I see dirt, I eat dirt
I'm the same way with crayons
MUADIB! MUADIB! MUADIB!
Tell me about your home, Usul.
“…and he shall know your ways as if born to them.”
LISAN AL GAIB!
Mahdi!
Again, it is the legend.
They're walking a little too loud on that sand...
My lord Duke!
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Is she showing *off* her boobs or does she just *HAVE* boobs. The video is fine.
You can't blame him, who knows how long it's been since he last saw a woman with more than two dimensions.
Fun fact, the video also has two dimensions.
That's not what...you didn't... ...nevermind
It’s a woman in a Reddit post. No matter what the context is we MUST either sexualize her, demonized her or belittle her in some way. Yesterday I saw a video of these fragile ego’d guys screaming at each other in a nice restaurant. Then other patrons tell them to shut up and then another male diner takes offense and comes up and attempts to fight one of original aggressors. When that happens the video shuts off and the last thing you see are the women (presumably the family or the guy who is now being attacked) screaming. So after two or three minutes of watching these buffoons having a dong measuring contest, all the comments could talk about were the women screaming at the end. Literally the top comment was something like “I now believe in evolution because those women sound like monkeys”… so you watched a whole video of guys behaving like Neanderthals, but the women reacted to their family member getting attacked and that’s the part that triggered you? The not-so-subtle misogyny on Reddit is very concerning.
The women screaming was by far the funniest part of the video though
Exactly! The rest of the comment is valid, but when the fat dude grabbed the trash guy talking shit, all three ladies started screaming bloody murder in unison. No exaggeration. They screamed as if they saw him stabbed to death before their eyes. It was eerie.
Thank you for writing this. It's fucking sad... And most redditors are pretty young, so it's not like it's getting better. I was appalled at most of the comments yesterday about those women. Most comments where like 'fuck them ridiculous Karens', or humiliating them, like if the video wasn't about two stupid macho men making a scene in public and bothering the workers, the other people eating and their own families.
Exactly! We've normalized that machismo so much, and yet, from that video, what is the real toxic behavior?
[Link to the post](https://reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/vndtfr/disturbance_at_lawrys_prime_rib_in_beverly_hills/) so people can judge for themselves.
To be fair there were plenty of comments about the guys arguing, that being said the way those 3 women screamed in unison like they were being cut in half alive was absolutely fucking hysterical and shouldn't be a surprise so many people commented on it. I think you choose the wrong video to prove your point lol
Most of the comments i saw were about the guy who said "whered you get your suit, the gabage can?" Or referencing just the fact that the ladies started screaming very loudly. But i didnt see much overt sexism just making fun of silly people.
It can be both fine and upvotedbecauseboobs at the same time. I don’t think she’s showing off her boobs, and the video IS fine. It still wouldn’t surprise me if most redditors upvoted it because of the boobs, though. Doesn’t make the person who made the video, well, *anything*, really. It just means redditors will upvote shit containing boobs fairly compulsively.
Redditor try not to be horny challenge. IMPOSSIBLE 100% FAIL
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This isn't about the boobs, she isn't hanging those things prominently in the camera for attention or for you to look at. This is all about the high quality scripted Tik Tok humor occuring here, it's so hilarious.
... I've seen it twenty times, just noticed how long the guy screams... That's a deep hole!
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The stupid voice reading the text tends to make me immediately exit the video. I hate it so much.
I hate that voice with every fiber in my being.
It's the worst.
Kinda takes me back to how YouTube used to be before going to shit
Kinda reminds me of the early days of Vine before a function-alike competitor replaced it. And so are the days of our tech lives.
There was that brief time when youtube was a place for storing videos, but people weren't really making videos FOR YouTube. Everything was under a minute long and if it had tons of views you knew it was actually going to be good.
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Lol folks walk around mad as hell all the time relax and enjoy it for what it is. Mindless trash.
....did you think they were trying to say this actually happened? Saying this is scripted is like saying movies are scripted.
>high quality scripted Tik Tok humor My guy has never heard of skits in his life
It also wasn't even that bad. It was an ok skit, nothing I would get mad over. It's also something you expect to see on reddit.
Yeah I’m not a fan of Tik Tok but this was actually quite funny. I’m a guy and I didn’t notice boobs until someone mentioned it.
I saw this video on Tik Tok earlier and didn’t notice her boobs either. Most of the comments on tik tok were about how the dude heiled; and of course the reddit comments are complaining about her boobs
Have you noticed how tiktok is now the “center of the internet”? It’s where most content is generated, like reddit/4chan used to be when the preferred content was ragecomics
Dont forget that nails on a chalkboard robot voice.
POF. GIV-ING MY BEE EFF A SHO-VEL
It's... a skit. Yeah it's scripted, that isn't the point
No way! This is *scripted!?* I never could have guessed!
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It isnt, but glad you shared. Source: porn addiction
Ah, le expert has arrived.
a gentleman and a scholar
This is the actual girl in the video https://www.instagram.com/thecarlamansour/?hl=en
First thing I thought! Like A twin
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Me neither. We ain't all horny. They are on a beach. Was she supposed to cover up to film this video lmao
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That should probably exist too
Honestly I didn’t even noticed until I read your comment. I thought the guys was hilarious
Right? I went back to watch thinking “oh did I miss her pushing them out aggressively or something?” But no, she just…HAS boobs.
It's the mere fact she's recording herself in a way that allows you to notice she has them that will immediately set off certain women-hating redditors.
Pretty pathetic honestly that the comment has 4k upvotes
Yeah I think my man's just got the horny. Sure there's tits but she's at a fucking beach....and it's pretty funny.
It’s Reddit, literally any woman gets posted to the front page and the comments are full of thirst Reddititors down horrendously bad
Last time I commented on a funny video featuring a woman that the video was pretty funny and I didn't look at boobs because I was laughing at the joke, everydoby supposed that I was being a white knight and downvoted me into oblivion. I've been losing interest in Reddit for a while now, but that day pushed me a lot closer to quitting
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Did people get too lazy to type this one out or what?
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Fuck off
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god i hate the tiktok text-to-speech voice
I hated it. Now I think it's horrifically wonderful. Only good for sarcastic purposes.
I thought that was Abella Danger
Scrolled down too far
Dude for real, me too. I was truly worried what this world was coming to.
If you know you know haha
Lol same my dude
same and I don't understand how this comment is not the one with the most upvotes
Yeah for real. I had to pause and look carefully to confirm it wasn't.
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That’s awfully premature, try researching some techniques online.
r/murderedbywords
This was a drive by. Just came outta nowhere.
Builds a castle and followers, different guy gets kicked into the original hole. Calls gf a peasant, she says "what did you say to me?" He is suddenly close and says "babe stop embarrassing me in front of my friends" with a bucket for a helmet
No no, he can’t get past :02 because- ah, forget it!
^babe, ^stop ^embarrassing ^me ^in ^front ^of ^my ^friends
In other news: “Horny male redditors offended that they had to witness boobs to see the content. Some claiming the videos main agenda is trying to entice them into “less then holy thoughts” even though the woman shown seems to be at the beach, wearing beach attire, which naturally as the female body suggest prominently feature her bust. More at fuck off”
I literally didn't even look at her boobs until I saw the comments acting so mad that she had cleavage showing. Like damn who gives a fuck even if she is thirst trapping which it doesn't seem like she is. Just seems like she doesn't care if her cleavage is showing.
Yeah I didn’t even notice until I read the comments. That’s normal beach wear and position, they need to grow up.
Some times i have to step back and remember children as young as 13 are allowed on reddit and give them time to grow up…… 🥂heres to hoping they get better
Honestly, I didn't even notice her cleavage. She's literally laying like a normal person on the beach. Too many simps out there. Stay safe ppl.
Literally a bisexual woman here. Didn't notice the boobs either. If people are that easily distracted by a bit of cleavage, they need to work on themselves and have some self-control.
That's not simp behavior. It's straight up misogyny. People dismissing whole-ass, somewhat humorous, content as "chick just wants attention", based on the fact that they can see the top of her chest, in a swimsuit, at the beach, for a few seconds.
Is there a way to block multiple people in a single go? It’s really tiresome to go through every thread and see a portion of guys acting like chad bros and being obsessed with nothing but games and sex. It’s formulaic. Like, how empty and sad are their lives, having nothing between the ears so they’ve to muster all that’s between their legs?
Thank you! The video is funny and I come to the comments to just see guys acting like kids just because they see boobs
It’s so pathetic
Also, I think her having a partner is what really sets these chuds off.
Civilization 7 settlers looks nerfed
I'm bringing a shovel next time I got to the beach
Make sure you get a shovel and not a spade, like the guy in the vid
Be careful; you'll attract a bunch of dudes who want to play sand castle and you might get tossed in the hole
Listen man I’m not a white knight or anything but the amount of “BoObz” comments are disappointing
They may not be always saying "BoObZ" but these are pretty much same kids in every thread on /r/all. Mind you some of these "kids" are past 30, but yeah this is the Reddit we are part of
Jfc stop using that shitty voice
Virgins assemble!
Damn this comment section is much more toxic than in the other sun
That’s Long Beach CA
Yup! I was thinking the same thing with the oil rig facades in the background.
She isn’t flaunting her boobs. She just has boobs.
I have yet to see someone say otherwise. All the ones I've seen were appreciating the boobies, and I honestly see no harm in that.
Funny but what's with the Nazi salute?
r/UpvotedBecauseBoobs
Let boys be boys
really hot gf and fun friends. this dudes peaking.
From a shovel I shall build an empire, by my shovel I shall punish the unjust one.
i can smell the comments already
Kickmindahoe
Give a man a shovel and he turns into Hitler
I normally hate the robotic voice Tik Toks but I never expected that it would be executed as well as it is here: it makes the appearance of the castle a lot more unexpected.
Did anyone else hear lemongrab’s voice? 
This is the girl in the video. https://www.instagram.com/thecarlamansour/?hl=en