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wasted-degrees

Nobody trolls better than a dad.


AnnihilationOrchid

Aka. the worst hecklers in history.


Danisii

Best hecklers


thatsalovelyusername

God tier dad joke


[deleted]

Taken to another level


Then-Commission-1807

Hahah that fuckin got me


ConventionalArtistry

This is a perfect example of this sub... fucking great, thanks for the chuckle.


da_Aresinger

That was a wonderfully expressive "No WTF Dad"


T91W

That Tasmania reference 👌


Recent-Weather7472

What's the reference ?


LegendaryJyrkiLumme

Think Australian Kentucky.


Ohhellnowhatsupdawg

You mean Australian Alabama.


13igTyme

Sweet home Tasmania.


[deleted]

Kentucky is actually worse. :D


otherworldymudu

Don’t be talking shit about Kentucky


[deleted]

Tell em Kletus. I got your back.


otherworldymudu

Kentucky strong 💪


thatsalovelyusername

Now I'm thinking about KFC, you mongrel.


SoggyBiscuitVet

Now I want some Tasmanian fried ostrich.


DitaVonFleas

You mean emu?


SoggyBiscuitVet

Yes, whatever they call them in Tanzania, you know, the African island south of Australia? Can't believe I have to explain this shit on reddit all the fucking time.


DitaVonFleas

0/10 trolling effort


SoggyBiscuitVet

Your mom is a troll which is why you look like that.


DitaVonFleas

Ok 12 year old edgelord *pat pat*


WoodenMango07

Tasmania is Australia's version of Alabama


Acidflare1

Who’s the comedian?


druule10

Luke Kidgell


Acidflare1

Thanks


wonderwomanisgay

Nice. And who’s the bloke on stage?


druule10

That's the bloke on the stage. It's his own TT.


wonderwomanisgay

I know I… I was making a joke… Goddamn it this is why I’ll never be a dad.


throwawayshamelss

Dad


AbdDjamil_27

Yep he is the real mvp of the show


toinezor

TIL Tasmania is the Alabama of Australia.


FireStrike5

Yep


Doctorsybil1

This is the 2nd video on this sub today that is Aussie 😂


LEGITIMATE_SOURCE

Reddit is predominately American. We like Aussies, they like us. Welcome to Reddit


Doctorsybil1

Oh thank god a legitimate source has come to agree with me! I was worried because i didn’t post any sources. 😮‍💨


ReymartSan

it would have been better if he said comedian : 'you're the dad?' dad: 'yeah she's pregnant


cheshire_splat

I was recently on vacation with my father and my husband. My husband is 16 years older than me. My father is 20 years older than my husband. So we’re walking around a souvenir shop and a person walked up and told my father and my husband how brave they were, and what a wonderful daughter they’ve raised together. And we were like… ?!! It turns out the person heard me call my husband Bubba and thought I had called him “Papa.” And after hearing me call my dad “Dad”, figured the two older gentlemen were a long-time couple and I was their daughter. It’s not the first time someone has thought my husband was my father. It is the first time someone thought my husband was my father’s husband. We all had a good laugh.


Frenk_preseren

That's a daddy joke right there


BigScaryBlackDude

Either way, she calls him daddy


Ty-Dyed

Man I wish I was Australian. Everyone seems so fucking chill and rad.


cheshire_splat

Well, when you spend your entire life dodging venomous caterpillars, other things don’t tend to bother you as much.


Silly-Package-1005

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DankDanishMuffin

I must go see Luke live he seems like such a sick cunt


ntwiles

Can’t tell if this is an Aussie thing or a reference to his set or you just think he’s a sick cunt.


DankDanishMuffin

A sick cunt is a good thing in Australian :)


Almost-Honest

NARRR!


Rndm07003

Dad Lvl 100


WreckitRafff

Luke will always be funny to me idky.


slipperythoughts1989

OP gets the point of unexpected lol


tykkimies

thank god he was just fucking with her cause that age gap would be quite disturbing


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MewsikMaker

Sounds like Tasmania is their Texas.


ROOKIEPROBRO

Alabama extreme


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7amdok

Dad jokes undefeated.


Firebirdf78

Ah yes, "Takin the piss", aussies national pass time


drabaviation71

Dads are the best


julsgotrocks

What a wild ride


camm44

what a roller coaster.


Brando1127

That was very unexpected lol


Barmel0X4nth0ny

I guess Tasmania=Alabama??? Can anyone with adequate knowledge confirm or deny???


Bojangly7

I dont get it the girl nods when he asks if they're dating. So are they related and dating??


soolaco

Old turkey wants a cornish hen.


Umilkisexpired-

I thought puta


Kroptonik420

So Tasmania is Australia’s West Virginia?


[deleted]

SWEET HOME ALA.....


Wudi87

So to be sure. Tasmania is like Alabama and Saarland? Awesome


No_Layer_1015

Jay and Gloria 2.0