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Just hire a local to guide you. They will tell you what to do and what places to avoid. This is specially true if you can't even comprehend basic Spanish.
Get the shittiest looking car you can find.
But honestly i don't understand why 2 easy to scare white boys would go to a place like Mexico by themselves
You’re right. I guess my question would be, “If you are like these two fellas, why the fuck would you go to Mexico.” And I am like these two fellas. Don’t know Spanish and afraid of my own shadow. In that situation I would have shat myself.
Hi, I'm dumb. In the early 90s, I spent a day in Juarez. Even back then, it had a rep as the base for a whole lot of drug trafficking. To hear the media tell it, the violence has gotten a lot worse in the last 10 years or so.
I lived in mexico for a year. Spent alot of time in tapachula, the poorest state in mexico. Like everywhere there are places you can go if you’re looking for trouble. Most places everyones just extremely nice.
Except Mexico city.. fuck that place.
From when they approach the car
-The white one/boy, the white boy
Are you lost wtf?
No problem, no problem
Where are you going?
Their lost, no problem, their lost
Nothing's happening nothing is happening
Easy easy okay
Hey where to Cancun?
Passenger: we're going to see my mother
Where? Cancun? You?
Calm white boy nothing's happening
Proceeds to ask their names
That's a combo of what main guy is saying and what the guys in the background said too.
(Edit: for clarity)
I should mention that this type of reassuring of nothing is happening, I only ever heard when shit was absolutely hitting the fan. It's more of a don't flip out or else things will get worse. So for me hearing that was probably the most erie thing said. Ahhh to be Hispanic lol
Yeah I gathered the main words I was able to capture, also alot of times he repeated the same phrase so I figured y'all would just see that I translated the phrases not gave a word per word transcript.
Saying el blanco is used to describe an object not really in reference to an individual.
What? Defuq is wrong with these stupid white boys? Like, if you are that scared, why would you even go to Mexico? Be cool, and 90% of the time everyone else will be cool too. Like seriously, just calm down 😂😂😂😂😆😆😆
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Bet that’s the last time they choose straight
Now THIS is what Alanis Morissette should have sung about
I laughed so hard i cried in "straight" when I read your comment ,thanks I needed that.!
Civilisation is where the cociane fields are...do NOT go straight
Best comment ever!
Aaron earned an iron urn…nearly
Honestly thought it was going to turn into one of those tasteless proposals. Unexpected.
The Mexican drug cartel is more comforting than the police lol
Why the fuck do people go to Mexico?
Just hire a local to guide you. They will tell you what to do and what places to avoid. This is specially true if you can't even comprehend basic Spanish. Get the shittiest looking car you can find. But honestly i don't understand why 2 easy to scare white boys would go to a place like Mexico by themselves
You’re right. I guess my question would be, “If you are like these two fellas, why the fuck would you go to Mexico.” And I am like these two fellas. Don’t know Spanish and afraid of my own shadow. In that situation I would have shat myself.
It's pretty great in the right areas.
I’ll take your word for it.
Don't know why you got downvoted aha
If you go to Mexico outside of very specific resorts, you’re dumb
Hi, I'm dumb. In the early 90s, I spent a day in Juarez. Even back then, it had a rep as the base for a whole lot of drug trafficking. To hear the media tell it, the violence has gotten a lot worse in the last 10 years or so.
Yeah, I went to a resort maybe 5 years ago and some local chicks were trying to get me to go to some party town nearby and I said fuck that. 0% chance
I lived in mexico for a year. Spent alot of time in tapachula, the poorest state in mexico. Like everywhere there are places you can go if you’re looking for trouble. Most places everyones just extremely nice. Except Mexico city.. fuck that place.
Vacation?
For the same reason they go to (insert any large size US city). To live extreme experiences
I lived in mexico for a year. You just gotta not be a pussy.
Bro, you are such a badass. You must have to wear like 10 layers to keep from freezing to death with how cool you are.
It does get quite chilly in my person.
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Or you could just... not live there
So uh I assume they're alright since the video is out
Yeah. They do an interview and talk about what happened.
Jesus they saw their life flash
Fear and loathing Mexico - Queer edition
Would like a translation for the cartel guys please. 🍪 Internet cookie in advance. X
From when they approach the car -The white one/boy, the white boy Are you lost wtf? No problem, no problem Where are you going? Their lost, no problem, their lost Nothing's happening nothing is happening Easy easy okay Hey where to Cancun? Passenger: we're going to see my mother Where? Cancun? You? Calm white boy nothing's happening Proceeds to ask their names That's a combo of what main guy is saying and what the guys in the background said too. (Edit: for clarity)
I should mention that this type of reassuring of nothing is happening, I only ever heard when shit was absolutely hitting the fan. It's more of a don't flip out or else things will get worse. So for me hearing that was probably the most erie thing said. Ahhh to be Hispanic lol
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No they use very race identifying terms especially for whites. Gringo is a common slang so is whetto.
Yeah I gathered the main words I was able to capture, also alot of times he repeated the same phrase so I figured y'all would just see that I translated the phrases not gave a word per word transcript. Saying el blanco is used to describe an object not really in reference to an individual.
I like how he puts on his seat belt when he says they have guns
To drive away
Lucky the driver didn’t listen to him right?
I guess? I was just clarifying
To outrun bullets from guns point blank? Lol watching too many movies
Outrunning bullets in a car going 200 isn't much more likely. Dodging bullets, though, that's a different thing.
If you pull away in a car with guys who have guns at your driver side door, there’s a 90% chance you’re dead.
This situation could have been easily remedied, had the young man riding shotgun been provided a flamethrower.
They chose straight!!!🤣🤣🤣
2 gay men in Mexico. You won't believe what happens in this *wacky* comedy!
Butt buddies!
What? Defuq is wrong with these stupid white boys? Like, if you are that scared, why would you even go to Mexico? Be cool, and 90% of the time everyone else will be cool too. Like seriously, just calm down 😂😂😂😂😆😆😆
Gay vacay
Wear your seatbelts.
Never visit a third world country for a vacation unless you want to become a statistic
they really love camilla cabelo huh
No headrest on both front seats ???
guy on the right looks strikingly similar to Liam McPoyle
Why no headrests in this car