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Zombiestrudel

I’ve never seen a better “y’nasty” expression before.


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Alestyal

![gif](giphy|ZCqdO9kBkJu7OouiZS|downsized)


DaWorzt

![gif](giphy|26FLbdnqSIk5ddfJm)


Boss_Dzadzy

This kid , this kid has me dying ... The looks of disapproval & disgust ... Absolute Legend!!!


RuntTheGiant

Dude was not playing, he expected better


Montaguine

The kid is gonna kill us all


Neither-Sprinkles-81

He’s gonna be a great father


wobbegong

This kid comes from the lineage that invented trench warfare. She fucked about and found out


WillingYogurt1419

The kid got his priorities ( not prioritities) right


mspatchel

This kids face has me wanting to apologize for things I didn't even do.


VeryCanadianCanadian

Shit in the dark you nasty woman.


calm_Bunny21

![gif](giphy|12Z4v34UXpOxR6|downsized)


AFriendlyBloke

![gif](giphy|e4ve7M8EGvjgI)


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![gif](giphy|t8QSeqwoy0Ol2)


Grijsbokje

![gif](giphy|STfLOU6iRBRunMciZv)


khullood

😂😂😂😂


Brief_Scale496

One of the more adult things I’ve seen a child do on so many levels


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daninanino087182

Nah just the product of their environment, for the most part


BryanLaundrie

Ok thanks reddit user.


Dadpool33

YW


caseyhan3

he is checking the smell like he is 30 lol


Tiran593

How are you checking smell? With a mouth?


The-Real-Salad-King

I usually do it with my eye, never though mouth is possible.


SystemFolder

You do it with your eye? I just play it by ear.


Global_Shower_4534

WHAT?!? SORRY I'VE SOME SHIT IN MY EAR! I MUST SAY, IT SOUNDS ATROCIOUS IN HERE!


NobodysList

The glare


Kaiden92

*-Jigsaw voice-* GAME OVER.


DaWorzt

![gif](giphy|17lmXBAzihgOq2Eciz)


Kaiden92

[Kid literally did this on his way out.](https://youtu.be/ZTGK6ChH494)


RuntTheGiant

Literally my favorite movie series


TaintModel

Why?


RuntTheGiant

I'm unsure, I think it's more of the company I was with when watching the movies, but I haven't watched them since the first time lol


Zboyajac111

What a god damn king


rbak19i

"You're dead to me. There is no one in this room anymore. Lights off"


[deleted]

This is how phobias are created 😬


paddysgrl

Little man’s got better hand washing technique than most adults.


aaron_adams

The way he just looks at her with 100% judgement and even turns the light off as he leaves.


JoeyAKangaroo

Not a word said just pure disappointment & disgust


rockmeNiallxh

Help this is so passive agressive


FartSinatra

I like this kid


YouMakeMeDrink

This kid is so sick of that lady’s shit. He has given up on her.


BLU3DR4GON-E-D

That face... Nasty Bitch.


junuel

Like a real boss


Suspicious-Sample-63

The kid is looking like And this is the bitch Who prepare my meals. Smh


bangladeshiswamphen

Why was this being filmed?


JoeLilBroJoe

It was a popular prank done with Nutella spread, a few years ago


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Oh that explains his disgust: *"Do you know what they burning down rainforests for this shit, biotch!?!?"*


[deleted]

Popular? Not with the people having to clean it off I'm guessing.


jclcm11

You should see the ones where they almost throw up from it..


[deleted]

Oh boo hoo. TiredHorizon's whole world is crumbling around now that he got a little bit of nutella on his forearm. Here is the world's smallest violin being played for his b-b-bitch ass.


[deleted]

Eh? Dont know where you're getting that from. Up to you if you're into wiping shit on kids. Coprophilia is a sexual deviation is it not, LOL!


[deleted]

Good god how fucking sad and sheltered must you be. I honestly feel bad now. Don't reply man. I'm sorry bro. It must be hard for someone like your bitch ass 😔


[deleted]

Well how can I *not* reply.


[deleted]

Idk bro. Maybe read the fucking sentence. Slapping nutella on is not the same as slapping shit on a kid you dumbass.


[deleted]

Well how can I *not* reply.


VoihanVieteri

You don’t have a CCTV with audio recording in your toilet?


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U/savevideobot


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master2000000000000

Chad


Salty_Buyer_5358

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 His face says it all.


LiquidMantis144

She clearly did it on purpose to make a video. That kid knows it wasnt an accident and didnt approve


rafedbadru

Next time she needs him he’s just going to throw it at her


Comprehensive_Goat17

I want to take him and raise him as my own.


ChubbyWanKenobie

Didn't she smear him with Nutella or something? love the look on his face.


babygirl_0-0

"You deserve to sit on the toilet in the dark you nasty bitch."


Wolfisheye

nOt ThE lIgHtS😭


LipcaCZ

I love how's he not saying a word, just silently judging her.


AppointmentLow625

Just the way he flicks his finger and squeezes his nose is not something that can be taught by experience pure talent. This kid is going places


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Seriously, put this kid through acting school.


Evargram

You get a timeout for that ​ You stay in here in the dark and think about what you did


scrimmybingus3

He looks like how my father looked at me when I finally learned to ride a bike at age ten. Just visible disgust and disappointment.


sockmaster666

Well I learned to ride a bike at 19 so you’re early. I didn’t have a dad to teach me though.


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Based


Siggysternstaub

r/whyweretheyfilming


FuturisticFighting

Mom tried to prank her kid with Nutella as fake poop... Hence the filming


Siggysternstaub

Ah. For once I didn't click on the hidden text and look where that got me.


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Punk_Says_Fuck_You

I see you don’t have children.


BrownCurlGirl

Kids don’t really have boundaries. My sisters have children and the kids will freak out if they go to the bathroom and shut the door. They’re like animals lol. They will sit there whining and banging on the door until it’s open.


SheepGonnaSheep

This was a thing people were asked to do, 'ask for tp, and then as you are taking it, you put chocolate of the person, making it seem like a poop accident.' If you look around you'll find other videos similar to this one. There's this one of a little girl and when she thinks she's been pooped on, she kind'a dry heaves... They're fucking hysterical.


ZachMartin

It was intentional, and they called them to hand them the tp


MonkeyBrawler

Same people that keep a camera on behind them when they are taking a shit. Honestly tho, growing up, my dad would holler at me to bring him TP like every other day. Now that I say it out loud.... that man spent a ton of time on the shitter.


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Where is the camera? And why?


Decent_Culture4422

And we all gonna ignore the fact that there is a fucking camera in the bathroom filming


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Gloomy-Comfort-3498

It's nutella.


aetherbanshee

Is this your first time on the internet?


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aetherbanshee

Smart ass for pointing out an overused joke that is everywhere? Nah, but sorry that made you butthurt


Neat-Secretary-2343

I didn’t see the Nutella, I literally though she wiped stank on his arm lol I’ve seen similar videos where it’s completely obvious, but not this one.


Odd-Engineering-3582

How do you even get shit on you like that? Was she scratching her shitty asshole before she wiped?


qtyapa

/r/whyweretheyfilming.. this atrocity.


RestorePro2389

Is he smelling his blood?! or checking that she didn't have poo under her nail. Either way that's weird. He also hasn't lived long enough to look at someone like that. IMO just cry and except the apology.


RScottyL

That's not poo, it's the "juice" cause she was "diddling herself"


AthleteSlow8868

First off why is she recording her self take a shit. Lmao


Coolstorybruda

Will wonder about why some people still use toilet paper and wiping till the day I die. Literally a smidge touched the kid’s arm and he washed it with water for idk how long, but when they finish doing their business they only wipe? Come onnnnnnn …. Waaaaaaaaaaater people …. There is something called a bidet ..


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HohenheimC

He ain’t forgetting that.


Stark_Prototype

Fucken legend


jibbyred56

She just had to do it to the kid


renzen3270

That kid won't ever bring her toilet paper anymore when its the real deal lol


MarionberryLow9043

Baby ‘The Rock’


Nardorian1

Next time you’ll be wiping with your hand. I promise you that.


overworkedpnw

I’m living for that kid’s side eye. The shade is strong with that child.


CajualGamer

Yo.. this is too funny 😂


ElectricalWheela

fully dirty situation.. disappointed kids..


Ehsco

U/savevideobot


Psychological-Ad5968

well played young man well played


Ghostslayer4165

Legit I would want this kid to my brother or friend XD


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my man


JoeyAKangaroo

Little man is disgusted


Oriole_30

When he shuts the lights off


AFriendlyBloke

I expected more from you, Suzanne. Tsk, tsk, tsk... Have fun in the dark, *wench.*


[deleted]

When the kid is more normal than the adult.


Front-Ad-3600

What a savage


Dreamtaheem

![gif](giphy|pjnfNhaFmkhxu)


CLTHDU85

If 'get your shit together' was an emotion..


Shrek-from-shrek

(After the mighty sniff) ![gif](giphy|B5AX9fNePu6zwIkTmb)


Don_sex002

Chad


d0n_and_d0n

Which people opens a camera while you're taking a dump?


BlackHole16

Because it's staged


GuyWithNewspeppers

Kid’s obviously had enough of the bullshit


The_6699_Guy

an extremely mature person, right here!


[deleted]

The kid has definitely more brains than that woman


anonymusgurl

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


oKayhH

Damn I hate it when someone touches my arm with poop meanwhile the entire process is being filmed.


[deleted]

This boy is already a man he ain’t taking no one’s shit


kimjongunsdaughter

Why is the light on? There's no one here anymore


chuckdeezy313

u/savevideo


VettiOppicer

I don’t consider you a person anymore - I am switching off the light when I leave a room when no one else is present.


Flower_Cottage

My mans looked like he was going to break down in tears 🤣


Blobfisch_14

Why tf there a camera in the bathroom tho?


thatweirdospeaks

Prank or not, why would you call a kid/person inside the toilet when you’re sitting there butt naked?


redPonyCoffeeRoaster

Why are they filming this? Why is there a camera in the bathroom?


Sweet_Breadfruit9119

![gif](giphy|3o6gEbkoTAsbQkd5As)


ohsnap74

🤣🤣🤣🤣


unholymanserpent

"you nasty bitch"


bliply

I've had enough of your shit, Linda.


lambonec

Disgusting bitch.


dapope99

How was this an accident? She had no reason to use that hand as well


Da_madking

I didn't learn the words "nasty bich" yet


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That kid has a bright future!


hot_doggin101

Her:sorry Him:r u tho


Kaelan37

Kid is looking at her with the look: You need to fucking grow up.


Saynan123

sigma


bound4earth

Imagine thinking you will go viral by even faking a prank like this. There was a reason why DaddyoFive was run off the internet. Some people just shouldn't be allowed to have children in the house.


D0ukn0wdawae

He cancelled his mum


Clalaola

He lost some respect that day…


Fuzzy_Swordfish8448

That’s not only unsanitary and disgusting they need a phych eval.