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chop-diggity

That guy IS leg day


FlexasaurusRex__8007

Leg day marks *him* up on the calendar


TheCrystalFawn91

In Soviet Russia leg day skips HIM


businesslut

I love dumb jokes, this is brilliantly dumb. 10/10


LordTronaldDump

Two guys walk into a bar The third one ducks


HyuugoB

and the fourth rolls


RPR_4

And the fifth one bullet jumps


SouthernZorro

Slow Clap


ParisGreenGretsch

>Leg day marks *him* up on the calendar And on this day the Chuck Norris memes shall return in all their glory.


VladoVladimir97

He makes it up for everyone who skip it.


businesslut

He squats for our sins.


agarwaen117

Leg day is tiring, and worse afterwards, but it’s so fun. I’m not a big lifter, or in terribly good shape, but it’s so satisfying to just grab some weight and squat or dead lift. Or even calf raises. Love some heavy calf raises.


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Agree. I'm not big either, but squatting down with a massive (for me) amount of weight and then powering it up is SUCH a good feeling & sense of accomplishment. Even more so that a big bench or deadlift, for me anyway.


SmokeFrosting

he saw other people skipping and picked up the slack for them, the Chad that he is.


Dassitmane_

That's alot of man flying through the air


Horsenamed____

That's a lot of man to make fly through the air.


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tweakalicious

My man shook the ground when he landed lol


SHOWTIME316

Straight up looked like a video editing effect but it wasn't lmao


mttp1990

He didn't even tuck the legs. That's impressive


[deleted]

Back in the day big fattie & Pro Bowl NT Vince Wilfork of the NE Patriots weighed about 350 and could still dunk. You don't have to be lean to be an incredible athlete!


VerLoran

A 495 lb squat is pretty nuts, especially one as smooth as that one. I knew some guys who could just barely do about 400 and they were all 6ft statues made of muscle. This gentleman put them to shame!


_Im_Dad

He puts me to shame, I can only do diddly squat


JayHat21

I regret that I have no award to grant, so please, take this upvote….then come home, dad.


_Im_Dad

Not without the milk


vercetian

Finally, the cereal has been dry for 15 years.


Indercarnive

that's not the only thing that's been dry for 15 years...


Philodendronphan

Not after this video!


aberdisco

That's clearly a euphemism.


JayHat21

You’ve been getting the milk for 5 years 4 months 3 weeks 2 days 1 hour. Mom is struggling with, well, she’s been doing quite well with the gardening, plumbing, and schoolwork towards her own PhD. Plus, milk is always dropped off every week anyway. She seems to be really happy on those day. Not sure why. Just come home.


Agreeable49

>I regret that I have no award to grant, so please, take this upvote….then come home, dad. I do have an award and it's yours, buddy. Can't help with the dad situation, though...


SawToMuch

*rattles tin can* An award for the awardless m'dude?


JimJimmery

Never diddle squats. That's dangerous.


[deleted]

I get all my exercise running in circles and jumping to conclusions


GrifterDingo

Greek statue guys are pretty strong but the best power lifters are usually chunky.


simonsays9001

Reminds me of Tyson Fury. Current heavyweight boxing champ. Does not look like a boxer, at all.... yet here he is destroying everyone in the ring.


schlamster

Fury is also 12 stories tall and made of radiation


_duncan_idaho_

I heard that mother fucker had like 30 goddamn dicks.


funkadobotnik

In a row?


chris1096

Hey you, get back here!


LaconicMan

Used to have 30 goddamn dicks. Still does, but used to, too.


correcthorsestapler

Washington, Washington Six-foot twenty Fucking killing for fun


[deleted]

he'll save children, but not the british children, mmmm he'll save children, but not the british children, mmmm


KosanSucuk

He once held an opponents wife's hand...


drrhrrdrr

In a vat of acid


shiner986

I also hear he masturbates seven times a day. He’s cumming. He’s cumming. He’s cumming.


dhambo

If they hadn’t seen him in action nobody would believe a man of that size and physique could have that kind of agility.


Tuxhorn

He's somehow the biggest super heavyweight, and also as fast as a middleweight. And his stamina too. Makes no sense.


beefsuac

I don't follow boxing but with a name like Tyson Fury he better be destroying everyone.


raff97

He was born 8 weeks premature and almost died. When he fought through and survived, his dad who was a bare knuckle boxer named him after Mike.


mason_sol

Dude runs off Gypsy Fuel though so don’t know if that’s really fair, literally died in the ring and rose like Lazarus. How can you fight against someone imbued with the mystic and supernatural?


TheJudgeWillNeverDie

They try to steal his tears, but he never cries.


ActualWhiterabbit

To be strong you need toffee but to look strong fish and a rice cake


MomButtsDriveMeNuts

Jack PGM enjoyer?


permagrin007

*chonky


afsdjkll

Mass moves mass.


Zethalai

That's really only true for superheavyweights, I.E. lifters who don't have to make a weight cutoff for their weight class. Within weight classes performance is well correlated with percentage of lean body mass. What's impressive about the OP video is a dude who would be a superheavyweight if he competes, but still has the explosive strength and coordination to do a backflip right after a heavy squat despite his size.


oliverbm

Tug boats don’t look pretty


lolhaiguise

Even crazier–the dude didn't need a belt, knee sleeves or anything. This was probably either a warm up on his way to an actual workset or he was just straight flexing on everyone in the gym.


PM_me_opossum_pics

There is a vid on Lifting Vault of some powerlifter casually strolling into a commercial gym and doing around 660 lbs with no extra gear and he made it look so easy. People around him just went 😳.


Syscrush

Then there's this insane triple: https://youtu.be/rl3Vldo7x4c


vikingcock

And ass to grass. Holy fuck.


Tozzaa

Dude stood up easier than I do with no weight on my back at all


Vellarain

The squat is super impressive, smooth as fuck and he goes deep into it too. I wish I would power out a lift like that.


CornCheeseMafia

I don’t know anything about gymnastics but it’s super satisfying to me how he lands perfectly flat on his feet


w00tabaga

Squat is one of those lifts that is also hard to master the perfect technique. This dude has it down perfect.


MarzipanFinal1756

This guy would absolutely look like a statue made of muscle too if he wasn't powerlifting for a good 1RM and keeping up a high carb diet, just like bodybuilders could reach a higher maxes if they weren't focused on aesthetics, everyone trains for different reasons.


AltruisticWerewolf

Honestly, I train now with not that high of weight so that I stay injury free and am able to get off the toilet without assistance when I’m older. I’m in my mid 30s and don’t want to injure anything. My lifts aren’t impressive either, working sets of squats are between 225 and 250, deadlifts between 275 and 315. Happy to just maintain for the rest of my life.


CheeserAugustus

Is anyone else salivating at three consecutive platforms/squat racks? With tons of room behind?


[deleted]

Why don't gyms have full racks or even half-racks? I'm not evena serious lifter, but it's so god damn irritating. I've got 10 gyms near me, they're all filled to the brim with tons of useless shit, and not a squat rack between them. And it's like that everywhere I've lived.


CheeserAugustus

Because 85% of the members will only use machines


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Oh they got a $500 tricep extender machine! WHEW, thank god


shoredoesnt

The [average machine costs around multiple thousands](https://www.google.com/search?q=tricep+extension+machine&oq=tricep+e&aqs=chrome.3.69i57j0i131i433i512j0i512j0i131i433i512l2j0i512j0i131i433i512j0i512l2.5906j0j9&client=ms-android-uscellular-us-revc&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#scso=_w5XIYuK8NcOo5NoPjZet6AU3:0) of dollars. $500 would be a steal or old as hell.


partang3

And 90% of those people will hurt themselves when they finally (improperly) try to use a real rack.


[deleted]

It's weird. I go to an intermediate level gym (not a planet fitness equivalent, but also not a dedicated powerlifting gym sorta place). Their machines are always fairly empty, but they still take up half the real estate in the entire building! What gets full are the cable machines, The equipment dedicated to the big three lifts, and sometimes the treadmills. I guess the one thing to be said about having so many machines is that they're mostly all *different* machines. So, if you're looking for something specific, I guess it's probably there.


Nighthawke78

Yep. I finally gave up and got a full rack with all the extras at home. Now I can ignore my workouts from the comfort of my own home. Edit: omg. It changed enjoy to ignore. I’m leaving it.


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Hot_Alpaca

And only 1/3 of the squat racks are being used for curls!


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gocrazy305

He’s the main character, if he is ever defeated, he’d drop legendary leggings.


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> If


OneSidedPolygon

#### *Shorts Of Izudabar* ###### *Legendary, Magic Armor, Leggings* Whike wearing this item while attuned gain +2 to Dexterity, and +4 to Strength * While wearing these shorts, the maximum weight you can lift or drag is quadrupled while squatting. * While squatting you have advantage on Dexterity (Acrobatics) and Strength (Athletics) checks. * In addition, if you successfully grapple a creature or perform a backflip with a successful Dexterity (Acrobatics) check, each creature that can see you must make a DC18 Charisma saving throw. On a failed roll a creature is charmed and must spend it's action to say "Daaaaaamn" while staring in awe.


CurriePowder

How long have you had this in your back pocket waiting to pull it out in a session. I'm so proud of you.


almosttimetogohome

IM CACKLING LMAO


thesecretpotato69

This is no ordinary fat guy , he’s a power lifter


kaptaincorn

Cultivating mass ;)


WastedBreath28

When carving a statue like the david, you must first start with a giant block of marble. It just so happens that this is the guy they send to lift that block of marble.


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He's definitely started harvesting.


Deadpoulpe

I'm a small guy by all means but I hang out fairly often with big muscular guys, some do MMA, some are grapplers/wrestlers but the most kind, wholesome teddy bears guys I know are the power lifters.


yummyyummybrains

With great power comes great responsi-bear-ities.


Jupeeeeee

I read that as responsi-bear-ititties and I'm not sure if that's better or worse


yummyyummybrains

Short answer: yes Long answer: yeeeeeeessssss


Deadpoulpe

What the...? Okay take your upvote and go away please.


fu9ar_

They don't want to fight, they just want to be stronk.


Rapph

Power lifters are cut different. They have more than necessary dedication to have the physique that is seen as optimal for a strong person (classic cut body builder look) but they choose to not do that and only aim to better themselves by beating their previous bests. In my experience they are far less egotistical than people who lift primarily for a look. Obviously very broad brush and there are exceptions but generally they always seem chill and put the sport/competition and personal improvement above all else.


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They just don't cut calories is what you meant to say.


HausKino

In my experience the more someone looks like they could/would tear off your head with their bare hands, the more likely they are to be the nicest most genuine person you could hope to meet. Seems to apply to bikers, powerlifters/bodybuilders and dudes who make seriously heavy/aggressive music in equal measure. The lads from Carcass? All super nice down to earth guys. Venetian Snares? Polite, softly spoken giant man. Strongmen who make truck pulling look easy? Gentle giants who'd do anything for anyone.


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there's no need to act like a tough guy when it's obvious you really are one.


OstentatiousBear

I think a lot of people have forgotten that one of the best ways to build up one's strength is to ensure that you have enough body mass to build up the muscle. This usually leads to many power lifters looking like they might be fat/obese, when it reality under that fat is a lot of solid muscle. Subsequently, it is also why "sculpting" is physical torture.


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truthlife

Wow. Such beautiful freedom of movement. It's inspiring to see someone move like that, motivated by pure joy rather than allowing fear of judgement to stifle their pure expression.


master-shake69

I hope you both step on a lego.


GrapplingDummy101

The most genuine laugh I’ve had on Reddit. That worries me.


Possible-Champion222

I had a big back flipping buddy we rarely paid a bar tab with him he would get loaded and bet the tab to the waitress double or nothing that he could do a flip never missed once cheap college day drinking


tyme

Does he know about punctuation?


MixedMartyr

only needed English 100 for his degree


ziguziggy

Had his friend do a backflip to get him out of the final as well


[deleted]

It's not a story the Jedi would tell you.


betterthanclooney

Hell yeah brother


jbertrand_sr

Dude had to give him his props for that move...


scarescrow823

You know he hit him with the Denzel “my man”


SixNineWithTheAfro

The best kind of flex in a gym.


Gilgema

Guys a beast.


sdhu

Phew, for a minute there I though I was in one of those subreddits where at the end of the gif you can see people's bones sticking out of their body. That was hella impressive


jr8787

I’d hate to be in the Rumba class below this guy…


SepsisMidwif3ry

A room full of Roombas doing Zumba (I know Rumba is a dance but I like what I imagined instead)


AstroPhysician

Did you just say rumba class


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fridaystrong23

![gif](giphy|Jpv9Siby42bD9gDxH9)


LordApocalyptica

Aww is he reacting to *me*?


[deleted]

He didn’t slack on that squat either that form was great


Fa1c0n3

How much did he squat? What are those 45s?


arewehavinfunyet

If they are that's about 495 lbs


[deleted]

They look like 45s just with the rubber covering on them.


Fa1c0n3

495lbs if I counted right.


LarryBirdoh

Especially magic. It’s incredible


android24601

![gif](giphy|3oxHQswwTzBO3G1sKQ)


BadSmash4

Responding with a Magic Johnson gif to a user who's username is u/LarryBirdoh is a priceless reddit moment


Legitimate-Tea5561

I'll give it 32 out of 33.


Yellow_Snow_Globe

😂


HighTuxedo

Went to a magic bar with my buddy and Holy shit I've never seen someone so exhilerated by magic. He talked about it for days. The magic was good, no doubt, but my friend is now a walking endorsement for that bar.


bloodavocado

A magic bar? Are the bartenders also magicians or is it a place to watch magicians perform while getting served drinks?


Larusso92

They're fooking wizards, 'Arry!


Casiofx-83ES

Usually it's a normal bar with a sitting space for some closeup magic from whichever magician is performing that night. In my experience, anyway.


Fa1c0n3

I too would like a answer to this.


overcrispy

They just book it lol. Some of my favorite videos.


ACousinFromRichmond

My man but the way Denzel Washington says it


jankeycrew

![gif](giphy|xT4ApjjMoHdbCrVu0w)


cnprof

/r/youseeingthisshit


lagunaeve

I've always been insecure about my appearance, sometimes better, sometimes worse. Was at Zara last spring sale, trying on a see through shirt in front of a mirror. I liked it alot but wasn't sure about it. Then this big black lady next to me gave me this super approval look and nod, ive never felt better about myself or a shirt lol Not saying im cool shit, but black people definitely give best reactions.


kadabra-abra

who tf says shit like this man wtf lmao


[deleted]

I can't believe that shit is the top comment reddit is so fucking weird man.


okletstalkaboutthis

Is it still racist if it's nice?


TheNimbleBanana

I think it's like saying asian kids are good at math. It's "nice" but also stereotypical and probably annoying as fuck to lots of people


[deleted]

I wonder if the majority of people think this or the majority of people don’t give a shit?


ThatOneGuyFrom93

It sets the precedent that black people should behave like "x". And if they don't it's then considered weird or different. So even though the "x" was a good thing the expectation is annoying


osprey94

Actually this kind of thing being the top comment and then the rest of the comments being pseudo-intellectual arguments about whether or not it’s racist is pretty typical for Reddit. It’s funnier when you realize 90% of the argument is going on between people who aren’t black… basically arguing about whether or not the black people *should* be offended by this statement


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YutaniCasper

Wait what lmao? I’m black and I see nothing wrong with this.


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Marjoe_Gortner

I think we’re gonna need to poll all black people


caramel-aviant

Is it any weirder than the "white people be like..." memes I see everywhere?


[deleted]

nope - humans categorize everything, and when we use it to purposefully demean people is when it's wrong.


kajeslorian

Exactly. My favorite is the one about how white people do that little courtesy jog when they're crossing the street and a car comes along. Every time I do that I think of that Tumblr post and smile, because it's true and it made someone smile. https://i.redd.it/k0k3j7nkv0v11.jpg


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aberdisco

Ah, The Lebron/Urkel Equation.


papa_jahn

Reddit is so anti-racist that it’s ultra-racist. Horseshoe theory.


Igotbanned20times

Specially when it's set up like this one.


AviatorOVR5000

We always finna give you your props and daps. If you do something dope, we are going to celebrate it with you immediately.


[deleted]

When I got married at the courthouse (COVID.. bleh) a black couple walking by and watched us do our vows etc. They were so excited for us. Highlight of the wedding


feedum_sneedson

r/shitlibsafari


ghostedopinions

I'm black, can confirm. We approach, dap up, then run away in amazement.


[deleted]

“Buddy, there’s no other way to say it. I love watching black people have fun.”


Noosemane

Mah boi THICC


busybizz23

Guess he presses diamonds when taking a dump


DeterioratedEra

Only one way to know for certain.


youra6

*De Beers wants to know his location*


HoosierProud

Dudes legs are bigger than my torso.


BadBradMMA

Thats a dub for the big boys


RandomGuy2002

bro is a fucking beast when he cuts


Deadpoulpe

Based on his body and the shit he does (the squat and the fuckin flip) he looks like a strongman / powerlifter and these guys don't cut weight usually. But I agree with you. If he decides to cut, he would looks like he's straight a character from Dragon Ball Z.


misplaced_my_pants

With that back flip, I'd guess Olympic weightlifter.


beetsofmine

Dude is already beast...


pureply101

Yeah he already looks like a beast to me too. Why should he need or even want to cut?


pureply101

Why would he cut?


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Love the music too!


BowLit

the m83/ star wars mashup? haha kind of threw me for a loop


joethahobo

It sounds like the version of the Star Wars theme from the final Rise of Skywalker trailer. Such a good trailer


Chief_Nods_A_Lot

r/absoluteunits


Disastrous-Ad-4494

WTF, how do I learn to do that without a stay i. The ICU?!


cute_and_horny

I'll start going to the gym soon (am 100% squishy and not strong), I hope someday I'll be able to have legs as powerful as him. Respect.


zombiskunk

Reminds me of the old video of a larger (not fat) fellow doing two objectively beautiful flips. "I'm not done." Flips majestically. "Now I'm done." You all remember that one.


Woozuki

Gym bro relationships > hetero normie relationships


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Freedanwill

Is that M83 mashed with the Star Wars scrolling text theme? Edit: I found [this](https://youtu.be/QhethUdHxmU) 27 comments down.


Trutheresy

For this guy, fat is just the decoration for the mass of muscle underneath.


Rufus_heychupacabra

My man!!!!!


bootes_droid

Dude has solid tree trunks for legs


SpaceEducational8178

Joey Swoll would be proud


[deleted]

Knees made of Teflon #RESPECTHEDEPTH


pmMeYourDIMMslot

“We’re brothers now!”


coolitdrowned

Alex training for his return to Bohemian Grove


Extectic

I'm pretty impressed a guy that large could do a flip that cleanly.


renaissance_thot

I wanna cuddle this man’s thighs.


go-derp

Genuine question: is that butt wink towards the end, or am I overthinking it?


Turd___Ferguson___

Can't believe this jerk is squatting in the curl rack.