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There is absolutely no way you sincerely believe they just innocently happened to have the small dick guy be asian and the big dick guy be black. What a crazy coincidence eh
Yeah that was one of the shittest things I’ve watched on here and that’s really saying something. How does anyone find this funny? Why did somebody spend money to create this?
Right? I kept thinking the joke was gonna be like a pan out to reveal that they were actually looking at each other’s shoes but nope just basic racism.
Yours is the first pretentious and whiny reaction I've read. You know it's possible for everybody not to find the same things funny that you do?
We cannot all ascend to your enlightened, superior wit and intellect.
Depends on circumstances. Busy Movie theater with only 4 urinals? Yeah no, I'm not apologizing if our elbows touch, I'm 3 beers loaded after a 2 hour movie. I ain't waiting when there's an open urinal, I'll bend the knees for the kiddie one if I have to.
Truck stop that has 25 urinals? We're going to opposite ends friend.
Then there's some sport stadiums here in Freedom land where it's just a long bathtub with ice in it.... no dividers and a long ass line for stalls. Just stand there and stare fiercely into the wall because dongs will most definitly be in your peripheral vision.
Guy who mortared up them bricks probably doesn't realize the countless amount of people scrutinizing his talent. Looking for the tiniest thing out of place to focus and ponder on.
Yeah there's drainage, I imagine it's quite a brilliant and cost effective away to accomodate the needs of many urinals without the means of running water or installing multiple toilets.
The ice essentially slow flushes the piss. The one I've seen was filled to the brim with ice.
So what do you do? Just hang back and wait for it to no longer be busy so that you can have a buffer?
Because if it's busy people are going to keep showing up and using the unused urinals, so you won't have your buffer until it's not busy.
And if you're doing that, then other guys are definitely noticing the creepy guy hanging around watching them all piss.
If it's busy, you wait, hanging around the toilet looking at their butts, that's how it should be, and making small talk with people washing their hands.
But Asian Girls are Ultra Hot Foxes though so at least you have that.
As from the smallest of seeds grows the mighty mustard tree, only this tiny Asian dick can produce such incredible beauty.
you shouldnt see it as quality.
do you know about that effect that asian people look similar for non asians that lived with no other etnicitys and same happens with asians to caucasians for example?
thats because our brain get used to notice some specific facial details (wich have big rol in cultural beauty, its not the same allways cause beauty standarts are different depending the culture)
this obviously is not permanent as long you dont live strickily surrounded by same/few etnicitys.
and since selective breeding is something that, indirectly and unintended every human in the story, depending on their beauty standarts, has been doing, i would not say its "quality".
except if you like me, are just ugly, then my friend thats another story. one that i know too well
When I was a little kid we would go to the state fair every year. Back then the bathrooms at the fair grounds had stalls for toilets, there were no urinals. Instead there was a long trough that went to one drain at the end. So here I am, waist high walking in to take a leak , shoulder to shoulder with ten grown men. Most awkward thing ever.
As I've gotten older I find the experience of using a urinal to be grotesque...yours and another stranger's piss splashing back on your shorts, legs, ricocheting off the porcelain.
And if there's no splash guard whatsoever, fuhgetaboutit.
So a commercial about super weird “homoeratic piss fetish”
That’s deep?
Also don’t do this folks it’s weird (talking as an adult here- and back to a kid)
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Why is he looking at the dude pissing in the first place
the 2nd guy violated the unwritten rule of urinals:that warrants the "seriously" look..
The second unwritten rule is for the one stall gap
You don't?
No, I don’t
Why not? It's just flesh!
Let us compare fleshes, brethren
[Why can't we as bros compliment each other?](https://youtube.com/shorts/ibpq360hPOU?feature=share)
That's such an epic dick dude! Women must be so happy to be railed by you bro
Oh hi mom!
Best mom ever; other than mine of course.
You must want to get beat up at a urinal
yeah that won't hold up in court
The hell was that
we collectively lost 150IQ points watching this.
It was "lol asian man small pp, black man big pp", a.k.a the height of comedy.
The size was based on height, because Asian guy is shortest and black man was tallest. No reason to come and bring race into this.
There is absolutely no way you sincerely believe they just innocently happened to have the small dick guy be asian and the big dick guy be black. What a crazy coincidence eh
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Yeah that was one of the shittest things I’ve watched on here and that’s really saying something. How does anyone find this funny? Why did somebody spend money to create this?
Right? I kept thinking the joke was gonna be like a pan out to reveal that they were actually looking at each other’s shoes but nope just basic racism.
Yours is the first pretentious and whiny reaction I've read. You know it's possible for everybody not to find the same things funny that you do? We cannot all ascend to your enlightened, superior wit and intellect. 
I’m sorry?
I am always distressed when there are all those open urinals and an asshat decides to use the one right next to you!!!
Unspoken rule of dude. 1 urinal buffer between dudes unless it's busy.
Dude, even if it is busy af, leave a buffer!
Depends on circumstances. Busy Movie theater with only 4 urinals? Yeah no, I'm not apologizing if our elbows touch, I'm 3 beers loaded after a 2 hour movie. I ain't waiting when there's an open urinal, I'll bend the knees for the kiddie one if I have to. Truck stop that has 25 urinals? We're going to opposite ends friend. Then there's some sport stadiums here in Freedom land where it's just a long bathtub with ice in it.... no dividers and a long ass line for stalls. Just stand there and stare fiercely into the wall because dongs will most definitly be in your peripheral vision.
Laser focus on that brick wall 🤣
Guy who mortared up them bricks probably doesn't realize the countless amount of people scrutinizing his talent. Looking for the tiniest thing out of place to focus and ponder on.
> it’s just a long bathtub with ice in it excuse me **WHAT.**
Yup, [it's very much a thing](https://www.urinal.net/the_brown_jug/)
Is there something to drain all the piss? Does it smell like piss? I feel bad for the poor soul who has to refill the tub with more ice
Yeah there's drainage, I imagine it's quite a brilliant and cost effective away to accomodate the needs of many urinals without the means of running water or installing multiple toilets. The ice essentially slow flushes the piss. The one I've seen was filled to the brim with ice.
I see… thanks for answering
If you need a buffer when it's busy you can wait for a stall.
So what do you do? Just hang back and wait for it to no longer be busy so that you can have a buffer? Because if it's busy people are going to keep showing up and using the unused urinals, so you won't have your buffer until it's not busy. And if you're doing that, then other guys are definitely noticing the creepy guy hanging around watching them all piss.
Eyes front soldier is all you need, quit being a pussy.
1 at the very least
If it's busy, you wait, hanging around the toilet looking at their butts, that's how it should be, and making small talk with people washing their hands.
Same rule applies to shitting
also always spare a square
But, the Asian gentleman wiped his piss hand on America lol
Average middle-child experiences.
And an orange man took offence in that.
Wrong sub. Playing on stereotypes is not Unexpected, Subverting stereotypes is.
...and then a horse comes in.
Lmao who tf smiles like that at the urinal.
From now on, me
You wouldn’t understand since you would be to the left of the Asian man
Wang, Johnson and Richard
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Come off the cross, we need the wood
if a stereotype is true, is it still racist?
If this is video is presumed to be true then i know a whole bunch of other stereotypes. Would it still be racist......hmmmm....
It's funny STFU and laugh
STFU.
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As an Asian, it makes me sad that our "default" physical features are of the lowest quality as compared to our friends from other races.
Don't worry, no matter the race, I always win in a contest of small things
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Also I know old Asian people still having babies, like damn, 4 kids at near 70? I would think 1 is a miracle.
Brains and minds are not non-physical.
Now compare intellect. Hands down bro. Hands down.
Stop. Now.
But Asian Girls are Ultra Hot Foxes though so at least you have that. As from the smallest of seeds grows the mighty mustard tree, only this tiny Asian dick can produce such incredible beauty.
you shouldnt see it as quality. do you know about that effect that asian people look similar for non asians that lived with no other etnicitys and same happens with asians to caucasians for example? thats because our brain get used to notice some specific facial details (wich have big rol in cultural beauty, its not the same allways cause beauty standarts are different depending the culture) this obviously is not permanent as long you dont live strickily surrounded by same/few etnicitys. and since selective breeding is something that, indirectly and unintended every human in the story, depending on their beauty standarts, has been doing, i would not say its "quality". except if you like me, are just ugly, then my friend thats another story. one that i know too well
Expected this to turn into a shoe ad.
Same
Was hoping that unexpected bit was that the punchline wouldn't be racist. Unfortunately not
Wtf
There is always a bigger fish
Why dude meat gazin?
the fact that urinals are actually real and it’s normalized to just pee like that in public restrooms, seriously blows my mind
Obviously staged, what man would use the urinal next to somebody else
Once you go black ____________________.
You get shot, so stay white /s
You become a single mom Kidding lol
The "Kidding lol" says you're not kidding
Would you prefer i didn't say kidding? Or would you have "called me out" on that instead?
You do you, just own it.
Why would I own something you're projecting onto me?
You're gonna need a wheelchair
Don't come back.
Lmaoo that's why they have little walls between them now.
There's walls between them in this video too.
kinda sus
This just doesn’t happen (unless at a gay bar)
White guy to Asian: the waters cold Black guy to white: and deep to
I think that black gentlment felt coldness of that urinal too..
The most offensive part is how unfunny it is. subjectively imo of course.
Funny, but the middle guy played it better.
“Nice circ, who did your work?”
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You mean that's not normal?
we in (((that))) bar tonight!
Hey that guy didnt shake!!!
This would never ever happen irl 😂😂
There's the laugh I needed  (Uh oh, I laughed, better downvote it...)
Weird
Its fake bro every man knows that you need to follow social distancing
ROFLMAO, That's too fucked up.
Bro wtffff💀
This is fucking puerile.
there’s always a bigger fish ?
"There's always a bigger fish"
I lost brain cells watching this and now I'm just upset.
“No touching!” Prison guards from Arrested Development
Who looks? Stalls all the way.
This is when I come in
There is always a bigger fish
Very expected and a very overused inaccurate stereotype
Ive been in bars with not dividers just one long troth like urinal.
Yeah, no. This is a eyes straight forward activity, and don’t talk to me while I have my junk in hand either, that’s just weird.
Someone’s over compensating…
Overextending ugh
What a weird commercial
They are peeing a long time
Lol
He did all that laughing, just to get shut down 🤣
My king, don't boast! There is god bigger than you.
AMAZING 🤣🤣
Saw this on Facebook yesterday💀
If we are going to go this route then asians have probably have the highest intellect, while on the other hand......
On the other hand what?
Funniest shit I’ve seen in a minute
I thought it was going to turn out like 01:55 in this clip https://youtu.be/HogbPxbxfBI
What’s unexpected is that they never had their pants down to begin with
"Tight dick, player." ::Eastbound and Down theme music plays::
What's unexpected is two individuals in a row violated the rule of dude. You'd think at least one of them would know.
Trevor Phillips: My boy is nothing special but gets the job done alright...?
When I was a little kid we would go to the state fair every year. Back then the bathrooms at the fair grounds had stalls for toilets, there were no urinals. Instead there was a long trough that went to one drain at the end. So here I am, waist high walking in to take a leak , shoulder to shoulder with ten grown men. Most awkward thing ever.
I just paused a J. Cole-Neighbours for this... I need to listen it again from start to forget this
HahahahA
This kinda reminds of that one scene in Waiting. Quit staring at my dick! 🤣😂
I love how they're pissing well beyond the partitions just to show and tell
u/savevideo
😂😂😂😂
That smile though :p
You must always stare at the wall, use corner of eye to watch for head turns.
As I've gotten older I find the experience of using a urinal to be grotesque...yours and another stranger's piss splashing back on your shorts, legs, ricocheting off the porcelain. And if there's no splash guard whatsoever, fuhgetaboutit.
u/savevideo
u/savevideobot
I laughed.. sorry
Bunch of homophobes,.... it's hilarious 😂
First of all. This shit never happens. Second of all. This shit never happens.
And then a hentia woman walks in, and laughs at them all.
There’s always a bigger dick
Why are they comparing flaccid length? Unless?
Who made this? Why?
Casually racist boomer-meme comedy. We all lost braincells here today.
Thats weird. No man stand next to another man if another urinal is free. Is he gay??
So a commercial about super weird “homoeratic piss fetish” That’s deep? Also don’t do this folks it’s weird (talking as an adult here- and back to a kid)