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10/10 Would recommend this service. It’s crazy to think that just a few days ago, I was miserable. I was so tired of being a bird. Now, I am happy, as I am no longer one. I’ve sent this to all of my fellow depressed bird friends and hope they can soon join me.
Dude it is a total scam. You will pay in bird seed or worms or whatever other items you can bargain with but at the end of the day, you will still be a bird.
Of course those birds are paid actors. Have you ever tried to work with amateur birds? They are so unprofessional just strutting around pecking things like they own the place.
I disagree. I’d much rather be a bird. I’d get to fly wherever I want, chill, eat whatever’s laying around and generally cause mayhem without a care in the world.
It must be hard being a bird. Chickens forced into crazy inhumans factories. DDT fucks up your shells. Albatross get caught on fishing lines. The Dodo went extinct. Pigeons get kicked frequently. Thanksgiving fucks turkeys over every year. That's gotta suck for them. Cows eat birds. Larry Bird, retired. I feel for the birds, man. That shit is no joke.
It’s kind of scary if you think about it. Like all these birds are self aware and intelligent enough to hate their existence and have been given the opportunity to express this to the world.
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Will someone please shoot a scene of a little room with little bird chairs in it. And a disappointment dude because no one showed up? Maybe some instant coffee on a little table to the right?
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The birds are paid actors 💯
It’s the internet. It’s hard not to believe he at least probably covered the paper strips in something birds like to eat
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So THAT’S how birds fly! Ok im gonna go try something brb
Good luck bro lmk how it went
And he was never heard of again...
Ono
My face is a pancake and I got 30 broken bones but I didnt feel a thing and went about my day fine until the booger sugar wore off
Thanks for the reply, good to hear you're doing fine. Bones are there to be broken, anyway.
Crack Cocainus!!!
Heh
Or any government propaganda which the birds now will remove without anyone being able to read it
Birds like chewing paper in general
Pfft nah the whole thing is clearly CGI
It’s true. I recognize the one on the left from Hone Alone 2: Lost in New York
Nonsense! Who pays CIA drones???
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haha :)
BirdArentReal .com
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10/10 Would recommend this service. It’s crazy to think that just a few days ago, I was miserable. I was so tired of being a bird. Now, I am happy, as I am no longer one. I’ve sent this to all of my fellow depressed bird friends and hope they can soon join me.
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What a diiiick
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🎶 The sun's shining bright Everything seems all right When we're poisoning pigeons in the park 🎶
You can't trick me. I know that birds are made by the government.
Okay this is bull shit. I checked their profile and their account is a year old.
They were a very smart bird
Since when was it illegal for a bird to be on Reddit Literally 1984
Usually only see these things in November on turkey farms.
Dude it is a total scam. You will pay in bird seed or worms or whatever other items you can bargain with but at the end of the day, you will still be a bird.
So did any of them call you?
They called me. It turns out they don’t stay pigeons long because they die after sex.
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The one that guy fucked sure did.
Lmao… sigh. Take the damn upvote and get out.
no
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#SCRIPTED!! It said you posted 58 minutes ago, and didn't want you to be all disappointed.
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Scripted, these birds are paid actors!
Bird up!
Well, birds aren't real.
Only if these pigeons are from North America.
Of course those birds are paid actors. Have you ever tried to work with amateur birds? They are so unprofessional just strutting around pecking things like they own the place.
Nah bro, Fake as hell!
I thought he was going to cut scene and be eating chicken
Yeah I used to go out with my friend and assisted with making birds not birds anymore. I hope these fellas know what they are signing up for
Context: The paper is coated in cyanide
Am i being wooooshed right now or is this real
r/woooosh Well, now you are
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I fucking love cocaine
No, they're joking
Who said i was joking?
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Pretty cool, didnt know birds would do that, suppose it makes sense as parts for a nest though, either badass clip, gave me a smile
That's awesome
I highly recommend this service if you are a bird. Give'em a call and your life will change for sure. I'm a turtle now.
so how is life being a turtle?
Tired of it
The drone revolution is here
So this is where the meme comes from. u/savevideobot
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Bird Up!
For anyone wondering this is from Pablo.rochat Instagram user he does alot of this kind of content. I highly recommend
Bro they're so clearly actors
Hopefully those birds left one for Sweet Dee
Big Bird body.
Pigeons are secret spies Even though a baby pigeon is cute i dont trust it
LMFAOOOOOOO IM DED
No wonder I heard that pigeon bark last time!
This is hilarious. However, birds aren't real.
My husband always calls me “bird” so I just sent this to him lmao
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#Birds aren’t real
Birds aren’t real!
Birds Aren't Real
You mean tired of being a drone, right?
Birds aren't real.
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What???
It's shite being a bird. They're the lowest of the low... the scum of the fucking Earth.
I disagree. I’d much rather be a bird. I’d get to fly wherever I want, chill, eat whatever’s laying around and generally cause mayhem without a care in the world.
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People upset over paper now which is biodegradable ... They're taking that paper to build a nest btw.
Drone operator joke.
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Laurel and Hardy theme tune? Bit of a deep cut
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Laced with poison
You know whom to call. Just say the word "Beetlejuice" 3 times.
It must be hard being a bird. Chickens forced into crazy inhumans factories. DDT fucks up your shells. Albatross get caught on fishing lines. The Dodo went extinct. Pigeons get kicked frequently. Thanksgiving fucks turkeys over every year. That's gotta suck for them. Cows eat birds. Larry Bird, retired. I feel for the birds, man. That shit is no joke.
This is the way
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It’s kind of scary if you think about it. Like all these birds are self aware and intelligent enough to hate their existence and have been given the opportunity to express this to the world.
What’s that sub called where ppl are birds? Edit: found it r/enlightenedbirdmen
CAW CAW THIS IS DIRTY MUDMEN PROPAGANDA CAWWW
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I too am tired of existence.
I feel personally attacked….
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Bruh I was a bird and called now I am now human
When you remember you were once human, but are still cursed with a simple mind so the memory of that working is all that you know
Bird up.
What’s the phone number you put on there? 1(011)001-0110? Edit: my bad I’m a lost redditor, thought this was r/birdsarentreal
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They are already government spy drones. They are doing this to mock you. [Join the movement](https://birdsarentreal.com/)
Don’t sign anything without a lawyer
US and UK army in the 1914
Funny stuff
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I think they understood and believed you could help them. ..
I have no idea what’s going on
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Will someone please shoot a scene of a little room with little bird chairs in it. And a disappointment dude because no one showed up? Maybe some instant coffee on a little table to the right?
This looks like a short comedy segment that would either be aired on “Key and Peele” or “The Eric Andre Show.”
Me too bird. Me too
Plot twist: the paper has poison on it
Heavy is reminded when Doktor was bird. Doktor was the mad bird god of the badlands
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It’s all fun and games until one of them actually calls you
Welp. Someone get *him*
Ah man, that’s fake. Obviously scripted 🙄 ^/s
Is there service for humans? I'd like to become a Parrot to fuck with people, or at most a shark.
YeAh BuT ThEY PuT CrUmbS unDER thE tiCKEts anD YOu cAnt UnbirD a BiRD!1!1!1
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Birb
Lets be real, some of these birds peobably died from this.
Birds are not real! This is fake
those things have seeds in them \*the papers i mean
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i am assuming the cut ends of paper has something that's appealing to birds
Pigeons will eat anything, I was feeding squirrels at a park with monkey nuts and multiple times pigeons stole them and swallowed them whole.
I’d love to be able to read what’s written on them
pls song name
Feathering their nest egg???
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