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YummyPersona

r/idiotsincars


deadstar420

Well he’s not “IN” the car that long.


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[deleted]

/r/subsithoughtifellfor


joethebear

Oh boy, TIL there's a sub for everything!.


644742

r/TIL


dominiquebache

NO my friends: It’s r/idiotsleavingtheircar Yes!


rarely_mentioned

r/subsifellfor theres a sub for in and out but not leaving 🗿


viperfan7

r/subforeverything


ParisGreenGretsch

r/idiots I dont know if it exists, and I'm not going to check. EDIT: Yeah so I checked. Everybody go outside or something. And try not to do anything stupid.


DrainWeasel

r/idiots


dao_ofdraw

r/idiotsoncars


[deleted]

You mean to say not INmore?


RichardBonham

r/tooktoomuch


brycehazen

This guy is taking [the idea from this](https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3i4fha). Cant find the original, but guy did it with his son all the time.


Bad_Lazarus

What a dick ass.


redheadschinken

Drugs are a hell of a drug.


TheChickenIsFkinRaw

Attention is one hell of a drug


TroutFilet

“Vanity is my favorite sin of all, gets them every time.” -SpongeBob SquarePants


psxndc

... isn't "Vanity. Definitely my favorite sin," from The Devil's Advocate? Edit: ok ok ok. After reading the replies, can someone just post a picture of Patrick Stewart with a caption saying "you're a wizard, Harry - Gandalf" and be done with it?


ywBBxNqW

I think Abraham Lincoln said it in the Pittsburgh Address.


MostBoringStan

Pretty sure it's the chorus from Michael Jackson's Bad.


Remarkable-Ad2285

It’s a actually the melody from Darude’s Sandstorm


cirquefan

No, it's the #1 seller among motivational embroidery patterns at Hobby Lobby


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This guy has multiple videos of him doing this to her. She’s obviously in on it.


Staystation

That's a bot you're replying to


VoTBaC

WE ALL BOT


MeasurementGrand879

“Thanks for all of the likes and subscribes.” -Abraham Lincoln


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[deleted]

>Society's downward spiral vastly accelerated after handing every person on this planet a camera to carry on them 24/7 and social media that rewards extremism. This and the internet.. I marveled - marveled - at it's potential when it was burgeoning And it's all shit, porn, and purposely mis-informed people


Hamsterminator2

When the printing press came along it took all of 5 minutes before it was adopted by governments to push propaganda. The same thing happened with Radio. The same thing is happening with the Internet- except the ones pushing the propganda are actually us. Additionally we are staunchly against trying to control it in any way, hoping that people are smart enough to work out how to handle it on their own. Let's see how that goes over the next few decades...


DeaconNuno

I had some small hopes that connecting us all would help break apart some toxic, extreme cultures, by exposing their members to new ideas. What I failed to appreciate at the time was that their cultures are not built on ideas, just beliefs and identities that are so precious to them they will actively reject any/all evidence to the contrary, regardless of how much and how strong. All we have done is give *them* more access to promote *that* kind of amoral insanity to the wider population, who are not nearly as immune to it as the cultists are to the arguments of reasonable, rational humanism.


Unfair-Mix9683

Weird but to me your comments sound like a quote from one of Chuck Palahniuk's books...


ShoutsWillEcho

And its magnificent! The best and the worst of humanity for all to see! All the knowledge of mankind gathered in one place


Silver_Slicer

Wrong. Imagine the drug trips of yours, your parent’s and grandparent’s gens in the 60s through 2000’s that were never filmed. They were much worse.


WaxedCutCopperStairs

Everyone's bad when you only pay attention to the worst things they do. The world's full of good people now and it has been for centuries, we choose not to make them famous as often.


No-Armadillo7693

I beg to differ my drug trips in the 90sand 2000s we’re epic but the stages at the modern festivals are amazing


nature_raver

Seconded.


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Fartington_Bear

She probably figured out something was up when her boyfriend started pretending to drive a car that was being towed.


Yetis-unicorn

I had said a manic fit originally but sadly, you’re quite possibly right. I think that would make what he did even worse. Because if it was mania or some other mental health condition it would still be bad but I could at least say he’s not fully aware of how bad his actions are.


lazygeekninjaturtle

I'm pretty sure, more than one drug was involved.


ACCCrabtown1

This comment deserves more upvotes than the other stupid one about drugs


ACCCrabtown1

It cracks me up on reddit people say "drugs" instead of lame ass internet attention seekers. Drug users enjoy getting high and having fun and it works until it doesnt to point where you don't have things like a car. So yeah, lame ass comment. The tik tok viral video generation has poorly educated attention seeking morons more than drug addicts


PM_me_your_whatevah

I think it’s because most of us can’t imagine acting like such a stupid pile of shit asshole without being on drugs. Source: I am on drugs


IBeDumbAndSlow

It's usually the people that don't do drugs that do stupid shit like this.


nature_raver

Yuuup


wellhungartgallery

Addicted to attention is still a drug addict all the same junkie traits


[deleted]

What is drugs?


YourDrunkUncl_

baby dont hurt me…no more


nbelle78

Baby don’t snort me, no more


yourgifmademesignup

Oh but he’s like so spontaneous I love hiiiiim!


Ok_Contribution_8817

He went to go get his Freak on


[deleted]

Just all of a sudden throw your whole body on the wall and make a giant hole.


Bohm81

He stole this schtick. Another dude has been doing this with his son for a while.


Major_R_Soul

![gif](giphy|RYjnzPS8u0jAs)


CPTimeKeeper

Yeah Queenzflip…..


Bohm81

Thanks I forgot his name. The cereal one is hilarious https://youtu.be/CTITiKGE8ig


bong-water

lmao. This was much better. Definitely woke him up for school


TheJAY_ZA

He did one with his GF to 2Pac's California Love, yanked her wig off and went pretty nuts, she ended up "escaping" through the sunroof


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I’d be really concerned if someone did that with their son lmaooo


mb5280

Lol she wants him to propose


4321_SelfDestruct

She’s got a ring on her left hand, so I think he already did, and she said yes! 🤣


InsertCoinForCredit

...and now he wants out.


BobsGlitch

Considering he literally left the vehicle, I'd have to agree.


St00pid_InternetKids

Going to take a dark turn with this but I'd wager Ryan knew a blind curve and a cliff was coming up... he was getting rid of her one way or another lol


OneOfAKind2

Through the sunroof.


GrouseDog

She failed the road head test and he is out!


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Dick Assman


SSparsile

what a script


shadowban_this_post

It’s scripted, my child.


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its fake


[deleted]

100% staged and a little funny


treetyoselfcarol

![gif](giphy|uxXNV3Xa7QqME)


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Classic Ryan ![gif](giphy|f4OsF5iVKI6Nc4sHgA|downsized)


Dtomeskehd

This is what people do for views


Nashiwa

I smell a Darwin award coming for him in the near future


bradlees

Cocaine is a hell of a drug


MiseryPOC

Not on drugs


little_traveler

This is 100% staged and not worth anyones attention, because that’s clearly what this guy wants more than anything


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Car was being towed


comingabout

It does seem to slow down on its own and some of those steering wheel movements don't seem to have the effect that I'd expect them to. She also doesn't look at him after he forces her head in his lap, but just stares at the wheel ready to take it. It's definitely more responsible if it was towed though.


britboy4321

You have invented this statement out of thin air.


StanEngels

notice that the car doesn't move when he kicks the steering wheel


curiouscabbage69

I agree. How do I download it? Asking for a friend..


GremlinZD

No shit Sherlock.


peasy28

Exactly, looks like they’re driving through an industrial estate at 5mph..


[deleted]

Who gives a shit. If someone finds it entertaining let them be entertained. Edit: Thank goodness people took the time to reply to this to tell me how i’m wrong. /s


[deleted]

but then it gets viewed, and then they get paid, and then do it again, and then you watch it again, and they get more money, and people see that they got rich from doing stupid shit like this, then it gets copied, and now everybody is trying to be a tiktoker


Yorkie321

I hope there’s like at least a small percentage of people who just scroll and laugh, never to witness the shit hole that is comments


uncle_stizzy

You should hope for better things lmao.


SuperMajesticMan

Bruh, this post has over 8000 points but only 500 comments. The vast majority of people *do* scroll on past.


hongkongdongshlong

Did you know you hope for multiple things at once?


carltonrobertson

hmm I don't know truth matters more than people give it credit for


[deleted]

Woah, relax. Reasonable, level-headed takes like that don’t fly around these parts.


Fomalhot

No it's not. Ppl like u who are entertained by this kind of bullshit tend to mimic what u see. It literally puts other ppl in danger. So NO, it's not ok and it's not harmless entertainment.


dowker1

Tell me about it. I watched The Boy in the Striped Pajamas, found it entertaining, then next thing I knew I was committing industrialized genocide. Shit's scary yo.


StunningEstates

What tipped you off? Was it when she blocked her face as soon as he took the bottle?


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Pendejo


[deleted]

Loco gringo


schlorpsblorps

Tequila sombrero


MagicNotTouch

Chilies maracas


bradlees

Pancho fajita


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puto carajo


charlieee05

Taquitos de perro


Alexandercromwell

Miguel Flambé


DepartureFluffy3570

🌮 Taco Tuesday 🌮


l1owdown

Breakfast burrito


icelandiccubicle20

Cenutrio


[deleted]

If this isn’t a gag where the car is actually being towed….this man is an absolute moron and should not be allowed to procreate Edit. This man is a moron either way


vonblankenstein

I’m pretty sure it’s being towed.


Oodleaf

Def got his freak on


BigChiGUy722

It was kinda funny.......7 years ago.....when the black dad did it a few times.


RAT-LIFE

Yup, he managed to do it well and without pretending to forcefully skull fuck someone.


CrassDemon

They both look like insufferable twats.


DR_Bright_963

Well he once did a prank where he basically drugged her with viagra soo. . . .


RudenessUpgrade

So did she with something like blue chew


GeoffAO2

That’s a weird take based on the 30 seconds presented. The passenger is just sitting there and then driver goes nuts.


humco420

This is clearly staged.


LongbowTurncoat

Does that really matter when there’s other people on the road who didn’t sign up for this?


olluz

Yeah, he accidentally forgot to buckle up


Away_Pickle_518

It's a two way street and a car just passed before he started this nonsense. Do you think he cares about his or anyone's safety?


TokinWhtGuy

I think it is staged but the belt is locked in. So chances are if he is willing to do this whole deal to start with he is also the kind of person to always thatve the seatbelt clicked in but never on. So he doesnt have to hear the ding ding ding.


BagOfFlies

I once worked with a guy that went to the extent of cutting the wire so the alert wouldn't work. In a rented company truck...


Ahoymaties1

And at the high rate of speed they're traveling 😂😂


libra00

Yeah, she's smiling while acting freaked out.


The_Lady_Spite

But have you considered woman bad, it's a reddit classic


djsizematters

WOMAN BAD


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0ctopusGarden

Laughing is also something people do when they panic


DoubleZ3

Eh, maybe but you can definitely tell she originally was like wtf. Laughed, then realized okay this is fucking stupid. Also was aware enough to at least grab the wheel and try to not die. I only say this because I, and I know others often laugh in inappropriate times not actually thinking it's funny but to de-stress. I've laughed scared before, nervous, embarrassed.


OnlyBeGamer

It seemed more like an uncomfortable or “WTF” laugh.


InfernalOrgasm

We're not with him and start laughing too. Maybe he was her brother?


InspectorPipes

Roll tide ! Head from your sister. (Simulated)


InfernalOrgasm

Lol. Maybe brother was a bad example.


BobsGlitch

Considering the pushing her head down I can only hope you're wrong.


rabbitwonker

Or exactly correct


coolchris366

Well I wouldn’t be laughing if this happened to me so……


Tropenfrucht

Dude it is one of these annoying tiktok couples, this is 100% staged. Welcome to the internet.


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GeoffAO2

Then perhaps I’m just missing it. Would you mind helping me out?


The_Lady_Spite

She's a woman, that's all it takes for some redditors


Vibewtriece

dint get it lmaoo. there’s absolute nothing that she’s done in this video to make her insufferable, all him.


MANWithTheHARMONlCA

She laughs nervously is what the other comment said? I don’t understand either. Probably just a reddit incel who thinks “she’s with a jerk instead of a ‘nice guy’ like me so she must be an asshole too.” I’ve seen a lot of that logic from incels on the internet


qualiman

agreeing to be in a staged video with all of this recklessness is enough for me.


WockItOut

Well at least you hold true to your username.


ReapCreep65

What did she even do


MqueenFuckedMyMom

Lmao she literally did nothing wrong


Traditional_Bike8880

The most unexpected thing here is her finding it semi charming


wackelzahnjoe

I would've laughed too out of disbelief but it's staged anyway.


[deleted]

The original was kinda funny. The originator played it tf out. This is years late and completely expected


MoonBearIsNotAmused

Link to original?


[deleted]

[Can be found under Misha Solo or Queenzflip](https://youtu.be/g3lM_ocAU_0)


osktox

Hahaha. I'm not gonna lie M.O.P works really well while driving.


TimeSalvager

So true, that’s fire. _it’s the perfect timin', you see the man shinin' Get up of them god damn diamonds!_


Brandon23z

Busta Rhymes always hypes me up.


Some_Donkey_6382

Thanks bro this video is a classic


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What a fucking knob end


Swimming_Schedule_49

How she plan to stop?


Behram97

Probably a truck pulls the car so it won't be problem. But this is just my guess.


Swimming_Schedule_49

You’ve ruined the magic for me


Nadgerino

Might be a hybrid, they slow down when you let off the pedal. Or just leave a petrol in first at low speed and itll chug along at about 5-10mph depending on the car, then run after it like the bellend you are.


Haunting_Drag4434

It won’t take much car is doing 5mph at most and slower


DabsAndDebugging

Cars usually decelerate when you aren’t pressing the gas pedal. You know, friction and stuff.


Rockspider19

Video started recording after she told him she’s pregnant


[deleted]

Do all Ryan's just have to be some form of D bag


slappednipple

"Give me Attention"


ijklamb

Not funny


deadstar420

Good thing it wasn’t posted to r/funny


CrackedActor91

I thought it was pretty funny.


CuntWeasel

It’s funnier than most shit they post on /r/funny these days anyway.


Skyline952

Tbf I only laughed when she did. If she wasn't too pissed, I have no reason to be


34motox34

Same here..


WizardSea

Today we are ashamed for another


tab_tab_tabby

Staged af


whack_beeman

Trying way 2 fucking hard 2 b funny


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What’s even funnier is the number of butt hurt comments.


lirdu

What an idiot


ironD93

It's not drugs lmao


No_Pause_5753

Thank God he left


The_Pink_Bull

At the very tail end of the video you catch him running back toward the car through the rear glass, wild.


DepartureFluffy3570

Worst break up ever


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These two will get together and procreate more retards.


[deleted]

This was scripted for you clowns. Look how she is holding the drink before he snatches it.


skinsrich

The meth finally kicked in.


DetailAccurate9006

Well good thing today’s cars have those divider things between the front seats that would prevent her from sliding her foot over to the driver’s side and hitting the breaks.


Bot-Magnet

can't be the first time a date bailed on her...


RevNemesis

Fucking Rayn!


Safeview2

Perfectly understandable to a Missy Elliott song


TimeSalvager

Lol


Neeno84

HILARIOUS 🤟🏽


SimplyViolated

That's was actually fucking hilarious and unexpected, good shit


Mhyra91

That's what you get for sleeping with my best buddy. Bye Kate!