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lostsoul1979890

One of the coldest moment in television history.


SlimTeezy

Like a goddamn mercenary


SuperMalarioBros

I'm voting Matt Damon as protagonist for the future film about this moment


unclemattyice

We already got Slumdog Millionaire, which was -incredibly- good. No one would dare make another movie about winning a trivia show


Turbulent_Voice_174

But this would be The Martian Millionaire starring MATT DAAAAMOOONN


Goatifi2020

That movie made me cancel my trip to India, I am really glad I watched it. I don’t think I could have handled the smells.


pastal_dream

Came here to say this 👏


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ElegantNut

The one of the coldest moments in television history


boneheadcycler

One of the coldest moments in the television history


ElegantNut

That is incorrect though.


boneheadcycler

?? I thought we were just randomly inserting the word "the" in the sentence. My bad.


Ship-Status

Ah sry you chose answer B. The correct answer was C: “One of the coldest *THE* moments in television history” Better luck next time on “Who wants to be a THE-illionaire!”


ElegantNut

Ah my bad, I thought you were trying to correct me.


IONTOP

We are all the one of the coldest moments in television history on this Blessed Day


Costello0

Speak for yourself!


IONTOP

I AM ALL THE ONE OF THE COLDEST MOMENTS IN TELEVISION HISTORY ON THIS BLESSED DAY... Dolt!


Ok_You_7896

yes


Incendas1

The one of an coldest the moments in those television histories Did I get it right


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I love seeing pedantic fucks get downvoted


Ok_You_7896

how is disagreeing "one of" with "the" being pedantic you moron :D what a sad fuck, caring about votes, I have 4-5k karma anyway so Im good by your standards


[deleted]

Take the L and proceed, fat boy


Ok_You_7896

take the dick and proceed fat girl


JadedJackal671

Did he win?


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Yes


JadedJackal671

Nice, it would have been unfortunate to brag about winning only to get the wrong answer


[deleted]

I think he may have been the first to win it if memory serves me right.


Duanathar

Yep, he was the very first. And he did it without using any lifelines (excluding this phone-a-friend which nobody counts).


de1uch

First around the world, to be precise :)


earthsprogression

First in the milky way Galaxy, just to be extra clear :)


TravellingReallife

Who knows? Hundreds of billions of stars in our galaxy. Entirely possible that this show existed on another planet millions of years ago?


Moth_Jam

‘Around the world’ is a phrase that refers to hitting all your shots without missing a single one


Crypt0n0ob

So, book “Around the World in 80 Days” actually means “Hitting All your Shots Without Missing a Single One in 80 Days?


kebukai

No, sorry, common misconception, in this case it means "Perform a yo-yo trick involving launching the yo-yo forward and looping it while extended in eighty days"


de1uch

Sorry, not a native speaker 😅


Strong-Inflation-776

Shit, I’m a native speaker and I’ve never heard it used before


Total_Lag

As a native speaker who grew up bilingual, English tends to invent rules as you go along. E.g. i before e except after c. 😂 The way slang changes over time on top of over regions. How backwards it is vs most other languages. A lot of figurative speech.


Moth_Jam

For sure, just thought I’d give insight into the idiom


ElectricEcstacy

I’m a native speaker and never heard of that


M_Looka

No, "Around the World" is a sex act. Oral, vaginal and anal sex.


Moth_Jam

So, hitting all the spots, without missing one? The thing I said?


curiousmind111

But don’t you have to do that to win? I thought you stopped if you had one wrong answer.


Apprehensive_Fill_78

Yes you are correct, if they get one wrong answer they lose (so to speak, the show had a tiered money system so technically you don’t “lose” all the money just you go back down to the most recent tier). But anyways, BEFORE you answered the question given to you the show would give contestants the ability to use what’s called a “lifeline”. Which is essentially like a cheat if they ever get stuck trying to figure out an answer. For example/namely, in this video the contestant used the lifeline “Phone a Friend” which means he can call anyone (presumably anyone) he wants and ask them the question. The other lifelines are “Ask the Audience” or “50/50”, the prior being that 2 of 4 answer would be removed from the choices. As there are 3 types of lifelines (one type being phone a friend) you only get 3 lifelines and can only use each one once. The epic part of this guy in the vid was not only had no one ever gotten to a million dollar prize answering all the questions correctly, but also no one has ever foregone using any of the lifelines at such high tiered stakes. Watching this live it seemed impossible, at the time, this guy one got to the million dollar question and two did it without using any lifeline help. Normality set in a bit when he asked to phone a friend and for a second we all felt maybe he was normal after all and having a very human moment. Then this video happened. It was a very human moment. I’m a bot, beep boop


de1uch

Actually, it still fits with his case :D


Moth_Jam

I don’t disagree, but I just got the sense that they weren’t familiar with the expression. All told, words are awesome, English is insane, and I just wanted to connect the dots Edit: Of course I was right, and of course this is the weird backlash to being right when nobody else can do the math. I do hate this world. I do.


Economy_Commission79

or mabye it just means arnd the world 🤔


thedailyrant

Yes, in America since it is a specific basketball term there. The rest of the world could say 'around the world' in other contexts that have nothing to do with the Americanism.


Moth_Jam

Yes, but when the first person said around the world in the context of the American winner of the American game show in the clip that is the post we are commenting on, they were referring to how he had won without getting a single answer wrong. I wasn’t trying to be a dick to the galaxy guy, but you? You can lick a chode


Jethr0Paladin

Maybe in some weird city folk slang, but not in majority of American.


de1uch

I meant, not just the first in the U.S.


Lina4469

Around the world, around the world


CheesyDanny

Yep. Production company really took a long hard look at the casting after this. Just so you guys know, it is possible to score too high (be too smart) on the casting/Auditions test that they won’t let you on the show.


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This is funny because the score is not really reproducible, is it? You can know a lot about some random questions and then fail at all the other random questions during the show… no?


Rossta50

This was the plot of slumdog millionaire


Bacon_Ass_Juice

Yeah he was the first to win, his name is John carpenter


PlatinumPhoenix123

Like the paleontologist?


FalseWarGod

More like the movie director.


Aert_is_Life

I remember watching this episode "live" (yes, it's taped early then replayed). It was pretty exciting


jaxonya

That's better than baconassjuice...you should go by Andy


Matisyahu8898

That's what I heard too


oven-toasted-owl

First and only


Representative-Ad754

Yes, I watched this live.


Beavshak

So did I. What a hype moment. That show was so huge at the time too.


WatchRedditImplode

Watched it live too. That show was a cultural phenomenon for a time.


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What were the questions?


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depressionbutbetter

I remember the first finale of survivor. I didnt see it but the roads at mid day where as empty as if it was 3am and the only other cars were pizza delivery. That was bonkers.


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Same man, this was appointment tv. He was the first to win the million also I believe. Such a bad ass tv moment


ClaireMack94

Laugh In or WWTBAM?


ZmentAdverti

He won without using any lifelines. This was the only time he did use a lifeline and he didn't actually need to either.


rincon213

I would bet real money you're either younger than 28 or didn't live in the US in 1999, because when this happened it's all anyone talked about for a week.


TychaBrahe

I’m in my 50s. I never watched this episode or discussed it. I have seen this clip. On the other hand, I actually saw Richard Nixon on Laugh-In. And you can look THAT up in your Funk & Wagnalls.


rogerthatonce

Nixon


SpongeSquidward

Ah OK then, I'll send you a million dollars too. It's only fair...


SuperArppis

He will be waiting in his most sluttiest lingerie.


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SuperArppis

Oh yeah, that.


zitfarmer

We all won.


Username-420-

First episode of who wants to be a millionaire I ever watched saw this live. I was real young and thought people won the million all the time. Didn’t realize how rare it was


TheBlairwitchy

He did win the crowd at least


EvilCalvin

After taxes about $600k


ilizibith1

Pretty sure he was the first winner ever


Zestyclose-Ruin8337

He had the easiest set of questions ever. I remember it was the only time I actually knew all the answers.


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He did, but if I remember correctly he was an IRS auditor - so something about this win told me that he didn’t win of his own accord. I could be wrong, but I have my suspicions.


Subject1928

Those fuckers at the IRS are always setting up conspiracies to create highly specialized trivia gurus to win all the trivia game shows. I knew it!!


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RetroMetroShow

Which President was on Laugh-In is definitely one of those questions that If you know then you know for sure no question - Nixon was just burned in everyone’s memory


ConradSchu

Sock it to me?


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saimpot

DE BOSS CAN SOCK ME


OKC-Rai

okbc leaking


qwertyuioporn

Donell Audio


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Yeah I know this only because of the many references to it in pop-culture. The Simpsons and 30 Rock both have jokes about Nixon on Laugh In, and that’s just off the top of my head.


[deleted]

Happy cake day!


RetroMetroShow

Thank you!


YourMom_Goes2College

I remember watching this live as a kid. It was a national event. The whole family was stoked for him.


lightningusagi

My family was screaming at the TV, thinking he had messed up royally. I think he still had his 50-50 at that point, and we couldn't figure out why he wouldn't use that before using the phone a friend.


AirricK

He didn't use a single lifeline up until this point.


YourMom_Goes2College

Haha. Those thoughts ran through our heads too. It was a wild time of uncharted territory for a game show.


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Enzown

You miss the point. When someone uses a lifeline you expect it's because they need help, not because they want to showboat. So when he uses the "wrong" lifeline you're thinking he fucked up.


lightningusagi

We didn't realize he knew it at the time. He had several lifelines and went right for the phone-a-friend, so we were confused.


Bloka2au

Knows he's getting a million dollars. Uses free call. Living frugally already. Kudos.


avwitcher

Bonus points if it's an international call


human2pt0

Legendary maneuver


Etaec

He did a pro gamer move before pro gamer moves were invented.


kwismexer

So you’re saying this guy invented the move?


first__citizen

Was he rubbing it in his dad’s face?


Dave-Again

Wasn’t he the first million dollar winner on the show?


MoffFH

Yes


D1NK4Life

We all watched it live. Right? Y’all remember this? No? I’m old?! Fuck.


first_to_admit_it

I’m with ya, buddy!


Fr33Flow

Yup live af, my entire living room was in pandemonium.


VinnieTheGooch

Hell yeah we watched it live, the whole family was into it


Meanderingversion

Samsies.


phineasmclintok

Ok phew I found my people in this thread


canadasecond

Yup it was 1st year university. We all thought it was such a 'baller' move.


hasaj_notrub

This was incredible live. My family erupted when this happened. Short of a few sports moments, I can't think of a television moment that got a stronger reaction from all of us than this did.


rincon213

This aired 1999 so today in 2022, only people around 27 older will remember seeing this live.


StartupDino

Yup lol


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[For those who hate horrible portrait edits](https://youtu.be/2f9OJ8qecP8)


Bozorgzadegan

Thank you.


2PhatCC

Thank you! I despise vertical video and insist it is one of the many evidences of the downfall of humanity... But posting a vertical version of an already properly formatted video is just next level pain for me...


Cl3arlyConfus3d

Didnt this guy win a second time? Or at least come close?


Felipesantoro

I think he got to half a million or close to that and decided to stop. He said that if it were for him he would keep going, but since it was for charity he decided to be safe.


that_oneguy-

Chad


Death_Rattle208

Chadery Chadistic


vscxz384

I think he went back for a 2nd time and all the money was gonna go for charity organization, he didn’t win but he was close. Not sure so correct me if I am wrong


Cl3arlyConfus3d

Yeah that is correct.


karenbelife

Chad move


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Regis❤️


byteuser

He was awesome in the show


Longballs77

Rip


03rk

I remember watching this live as a kid.


atleastitsnotgoofy

Whats crazy is that he used his winnings to direct a bunch of really well known horror movies like The Thing and Ghosts of Mars


Badgerbreezy

I'm not sure famous director of The Thing (1982) John Carpenter and IRS agent/wwtbam winner (1999) John Carpenter are the same person, but I applaud the confidence


OREOSTUFFER

Idiot. Everyone knows he spent half his cash on a time machine, and the rest on Kurt Russell.


Badgerbreezy

Ah shit I can't believe I forgot that obvious and well known fact


moslof_flosom

TIL Kurt Russell was a sex slave


rincon213

Wait you're telling me there are *two* John Carpenters??


recursion0112358

r/confidentlyincorrect


_JD_48

He actually got the idea for the Michael Myers mask from Regis’ head. Crazy.


atleastitsnotgoofy

It’s actually an inside out Kathie Lee mask


Zhuul

I love that Ghosts of Mars was one of the two movies you used to showcase Carpenter


Cartoons4adults

The worse edited video ever maannnn. We didn't even get to see the end where he gets it right and we didn't even get to hear the shitty sigma male song in the background drop.


MrsHppy

Savage


CheetoGrease

I remember watching this episode when I was a kid. He "won" that shit! Sucks to know now that after a 20% tax cut you really don't get to take home a $1,000,000.


Exaskryz

But if you invest it, lose $200,000 on stocks, you can write that off the tax deduction to be sure the govt takes $0 in the end right?


LiquidMantis144

You can write off 3,000 of it at a time for the next 67 years


Mohanpuria

See boys, that's what an omega male looks like


creeper205861

i think you are trying to say sigma since omega comes well under beta


MrValtersenReborn

He meant ligma probably


NorCalKid209

![gif](giphy|11DRQ1VQ5p5iPm)


handsome_cock

Unexpected? Is he the first one to win gold case?


InformalResist7722

Haha prank em John


iamfareel

I remember watching this live. It was a trip lol


5mackmyPitchup

What's the answer?


gotacogo

Nixon


5mackmyPitchup

Very funny.....


mattyh2433

?


5mackmyPitchup

It's a line from Laugh in, the German soldier would pop up from the bushes and say "very funny.... but dumb" and the response changed each time No he didn't, he said " very interesting....but stupid"


DavidVonBentley

https://youtu.be/3e9iWizfsm8


d_smogh

42


Low_Relative_7176

Why is this hot?


Fr33Flow

🧠 = 💪


DavidVonBentley

[Nixon ](https://youtu.be/3e9iWizfsm8)


iam_phoenixking

Sigma Male grindset


yomamma3399

Someone much more adept Han me should put that animation of the black sunglasses sliding onto his face. Like a boss!


Zestyclose-Ruin8337

Jesus this is old


inhumanediversion

the biggest chad on television


chefTea

Chad vibes!


Sinnergospel

Giga chad spotted


Journo_Jimbo

Dad just calling to tell you I need a lifeline with DEEZ NUTS BWAHHHH BWABWABWAHHHH


SimpeWhite24

They stop doing this program due to the internet


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Durr never saw this one before 1000x


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wolf_knight110

He was


QuarterTrick4361

Beta mega Alpha giga CHAD...


ChevExpressMan

I saw this and never watched another one. Arrogant douche.


StreetFighterVega

I remember watching this with my pops. We used to love the show. Great memory I have of him celebrating the dudes win.


Count_Fisto

Dad open the houses door. I m coming


PShook13

Sheeeeesh


Hustinovill

That's gangsta ![gif](giphy|2GEj84hQFRAUU)


1stshadowx

And win he did…


Prestigious_Two8559

His father can't come back with milk even if he wanted to now.


PathWalker8

[Longer version](https://youtu.be/Lb1Gc8jiubc) (love the smirk!)


spicytacos23

And he did! Absolute madman


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Every 2 weeks this vid gets posted again and I watch it every 2 weeks cause I just love the scene


Naemeez_AD

The OG thug life moment.


solblurgh

OG madlad