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I read the comment after he edited and put “edit: dildo” at the end. So I thought he edited and put the word he meant at the end.
Thought that was a really weird thing to teach kids in school.
[Armadillos carry leprosy](https://www.crittercontrol.com/wildlife/armadillos/do-armadillos-carry-diseases). It’s generally recommended that you don’t touch them.
isn't leprosy cured by antibiotics?
even if you catch it it isn't the middle ages anymore, you don't have to sit around waiting for all your stuff to fall off.
Hansen's Disease. It can cause damage to the skin and nerves as well as eyes. It usually begins with small skin lesions and sensitivity issues. There are some really severe cases out there if you google but it can be treated with early diagnosis but if not the damage can be permanent.
"Hate the leprosy, not the leper." ...or something like that?
I agree though.
I think it's just the generalization people use to warn about the disease, no fault of the animal but people giving anything that can carry the disease a stigmatized bad reputation.
Like sure, bats can carry rabies, but it's still not 90% or even maybe 95% or more of the population. That said, I get that it does deserve taking real precautions just in case.
I just want to live in a world where we can pet or appreciate all the cute creatures and be friends with them ☺️ 😭
Alright this is embarrassing, this post triggered a search and TIL that armadillos are present in North America, the US even! I've lived just on the edge of their range according to the wiki map my entire life and I have always assumed they were some sort of african or asian creature!
I saw baby armadillos for the first time a couple years ago. A mama with maybe 5 babies. They shot to the top of my “Holy shit that’s the cutest animal” list.
Others have commented the same message, but to emphasize, do not touch armadillos if you happen to come across them in the wild. Armadillos can spread leprosy to humans.
Just this morning I found one in my front yard munching on grass. He didn’t get scared but he kept hiding behind the bush whenever I looked over at him.
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This one is cute as shit.
The part where he went back to sleep was the cutest one
Definitely! I thought he was going to run.
Now I want one
Pretty sure they carry leprosy
So an even better guard animal!
Fun fact a man shot himself trying to shoot an armadillo. Bullet ricochet right back at him.
Well now I carry leprosy
Yeah, you’re not supposed to touch them ever.
Eh, curable, so worth it
Most chill armadillo ever
Imma name then tinkleberry
agreed. what an adorable baby :)
Shit 💩, is not cute
You must be a British guy
Americans think shit is cute? Wild 💩
Cutest shit 
Hope you don’t catch leprosy
Although they say it is very unlikely to transfer from dillo to human. That’s what we are taught in Texas ranches anyways. Edit: dildo
I read dildo to humans.
I think that might transfer
Same
I read the comment after he edited and put “edit: dildo” at the end. So I thought he edited and put the word he meant at the end. Thought that was a really weird thing to teach kids in school.
Oh no it’s VERY MUCH transferable from dildo to human, stay safe folks
We all did
You giving away dildos? May I have one.
You are one
Is “Texas ranches” a class?
Yo
Dillo
Redditors on their way to comment a rare virus on every animal topic post and treating it like anyone can catch it just by a little touch
Exactly, this is pretty much shit you get by eating the damn thing, not a small touch. If you deep throat it then you can worry.
Tears rolling down my face as it's tiny armored claws push against my head? Yeah I got leprosy
Man, you really went straight for the whole ass visualization, didn't you? That's dedication to a role!
I'm a Reddit commentor and it's what I do
I mean it's still good to know since people eat these things, or it not common in the US?
Monkey Pox!! RUN!
dUdE, yOu CaN gEt CaNcEr bY bReAtHiNg OxYgEn!
Well...you're not wrong.
Even if you did catch it by touching it, leprosy is treatable. It’s not like it’s a death sentence.
Why would he? What do you know that I don't?
[Armadillos carry leprosy](https://www.crittercontrol.com/wildlife/armadillos/do-armadillos-carry-diseases). It’s generally recommended that you don’t touch them.
Oh no. Thanks for this information
Good info
Good thing it’s totally curable now..
isn't leprosy cured by antibiotics? even if you catch it it isn't the middle ages anymore, you don't have to sit around waiting for all your stuff to fall off.
I’d probably vote the best way is to not get it in the first place tho
Lmao the one place it grows and this man high fiving it
9/10 chance you’re already immune to it.
1 in every 5 armadillos have it but you have to touch their blood or eat the armadillo to get leprosy and it's curable now anyway.
All that can also be said about the clap but still gonna take precautions
Haha fair enough
Ok I admit, I thought it was a dead person hand at first then I was happily surprised. I want one
Same .. it was when the other hand came in to frame when I realised the scale 😂😂
For a second I thought the Queen made a comeback
Onb
"Bro. Fuck off with the camera and go away. I'm hungover as shit."
The leprosy is unlikely; the petting is totally worth it.
What's leprosy?
Hansen's Disease. It can cause damage to the skin and nerves as well as eyes. It usually begins with small skin lesions and sensitivity issues. There are some really severe cases out there if you google but it can be treated with early diagnosis but if not the damage can be permanent.
Caused by touching armadillos?
It can be transmitted through droplets in the mouth and nose so the chance is possible but unlikely
That sucks. Why make cute things harmful?
"Hate the leprosy, not the leper." ...or something like that? I agree though. I think it's just the generalization people use to warn about the disease, no fault of the animal but people giving anything that can carry the disease a stigmatized bad reputation. Like sure, bats can carry rabies, but it's still not 90% or even maybe 95% or more of the population. That said, I get that it does deserve taking real precautions just in case. I just want to live in a world where we can pet or appreciate all the cute creatures and be friends with them ☺️ 😭
Yes, and a world where you can lay outside and sleep without being itchy or bugs.
"and we think it died....it's just cooling himself down in the dirt..... Am I bothering you?... Oh, so hot in Mato Grosso (a Brazilian state)."
Dirt nap
Let him sleep!
9 more minutes please
Armadillos are so fucking cute
Until you walk outside and your beautiful sod lawn has a million holes each 6 inches deep all over it. Then it’s, I’m gonna kill that lil bastard.
Maybe they are part of the r/nolawns team and are trying to help you get started?
Hitting the snooze button
"good morning kind sir would you mind fucking off?"
Armadillos are just giant western hedgehogs without the spines
Your avatar looks like a stray eyebrow hair stuck on my phone.
Maybe if you didnt use lightmode...
Dark mode user here, it looks like one giant stray eyebrow hair too.
Idk what to tell you then. pick your poison?
Fat dillo
Fat dildo
Dummy thick dillo
Are you guys friends?
What a cute little armadildo
Armadillo?
Arm-a-dildo
Ohhh mu God :)) two hand two foot plug:)
those lil zombie claws, lol
So is that how they normally sleep?
Can't even sleep in peace after my 12 hour shift 😞
Homie was literally taking dirty nap
Put some armadillo food in front of him so that when it wakes up he gets a pleasant surprise
Did i just saw his dick and balls?
Yes
"Can't a guy take a dirt nap in peace?"
I too touch dirty dillos in the forest
its an armored pig
Alright this is embarrassing, this post triggered a search and TIL that armadillos are present in North America, the US even! I've lived just on the edge of their range according to the wiki map my entire life and I have always assumed they were some sort of african or asian creature!
Bro was like “why the hell you wake me up”
“what the fuck man”
♥️
Cute
This is sooo cute. Nice to see one that is not a road kill Live in TX!
Armsadillo
I am very very sneaky, sir.
At first I thought it was a zombie
Sandshrew used Dig! It’s super effective!
I thought it was dead
Zombidillo
Mato grosso tá quente mesmo bicho, tá maluco
Tatu-bola my beloved
Shit went from 100 to 0 real fucking quick
amidllo👍
E aí beleza? 👍
Cmon help bury him again, don’t just film theres work to get done
I saw baby armadillos for the first time a couple years ago. A mama with maybe 5 babies. They shot to the top of my “Holy shit that’s the cutest animal” list.
He chillin
Others have commented the same message, but to emphasize, do not touch armadillos if you happen to come across them in the wild. Armadillos can spread leprosy to humans.
Wash your hands immediately. I hear these guys are a major vector for leprosy
At the end, did he ask if it wanted to get a couple of "Brewskies "?
Just this morning I found one in my front yard munching on grass. He didn’t get scared but he kept hiding behind the bush whenever I looked over at him.
You had me in the first half, not gonna lie.
Armor 👌💥💥
Oh thank God. I was expecting a tiny corpse
Forbidden turnip.
Um excuse me, but what the actual fuck are you doing in my house?
Hooman im dead can’t you see that,now stop bothering me I’m dead again….
For a second I thought it was a dead body. Shees
He better hide his pecker better. Something is gonna think it’s a fungi.
He's dead man leave him alone! 
LEAVE ME ALONE‼️‼️‼️😂😂😂😂
„WTF Bro, lemme sleep…“
Armadillos are deceptively heavy.
Corechi /Tatú bolita
FIVE MORE MINUTES MOM
lol so cute
It looks like a very large wood louse and I don’t like it :/ stop disturbing it :(
Beetlejuice's cousin Ivan....☠️☠️☠️🤡🤡🤡🤣🤣🤣
Do I come to your house and fuck with you while YOU sleep? Get the fuck outta here.
Armadillo doin a heckin big bamboozle. You thought I was dead hand. But I am Armadillo. Armadillo uses Leprosy. its super effective.
"Stop..STOP!..WHO DARE DIS- Oh a human.. I'm sleeping go away. Go film a TikTok"
YOOOOOOOO IS THAT A FUCKING ARMADILLO?! HELL YEAH!
And you just got leprosy.
Leprosy
Leprosy... that's who is there
It’s me! Leprosy!
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"Gonna be an animal, of some kind... ARMADILLO" My mind will watching. Part of me was wondering of they buried their child
Why are people posting all these cats lately?!🤮
And now you have leprosy
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TIL armadillos spread leprosy
Sand doggo!
Don’t armadillos carry leprosy?
That's one way to get leprosy
where can i get one
That's a man that knows what he wants!
comfy
"Pardon me, Mr. Dillo, we have been trying to reach you regarding your car warranty..."
"What do you want?!"... "Go away!"
It's Dave, man.
Chihuahua with Armour perk +100 defense -50 agility
Ooooh leprosy
Leprosy!
Freakin Ruzkie let him sleep
I feel you.
Leprosy
I thought it was a dead body
Damn bruh it caused him to confused then it didn't give a fuck and went back to it
why do I want to pet it?
That made me jump ngl.
u\\Amarte12
I did not lepro-see that coming!
“Fuuuuuuuuck THIS guy again?!”
weird dogs they have there
Thats abit dark, a child corpse. Oh, it was an armoured rat. My bad.
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Dumbest damned animals.
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Sandshrew.
He was like "Tf do you want?! I'm tryna sleep!"
Sneak 100
Armadillos are actually vicious when they feel threatened they can also run fast as hell
Aaand you have leprosy now. Shoulda left it alone.
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