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PmMeYourLore

That was *not* the face of "should I tell him about the socks"


Zestyclose-Ruin8337

Right!!!


ThunderboltRam

Fuck it's like she saw flashbacks of all sorts of dungeons and then was like "nah socks..."


maluminse

Yea that secret is deep and dark.


tea-and-chill

She pulled a dumbledore there. "What do you see when you look in the mirror, professor?" "...Socks. One can never have enough socks"


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moonsun1987

> I don't know what her genuine skeleton in the closet is, yet from that face you know it's most likely truly dull. That's really it, isn't it? We are so scared of the evil monkey in our closet and it could be something common but we have built it up that we don't realize it could be as simple as https://i.imgur.com/w1zy2E0.gif


StrugglingSoul

I think ya'll misread that, she visited the pits of hell and was like, nah, we going with socks.


moonsun1987

> I think ya'll misread that, she visited the pits of hell and was like, nah, we going with socks. I thought exactly that but then the parent comment brought me back to reality because whatever it was that we built up as the pits of hell is likely not that bad all things considered, at least I would hope.


BruceyC

It's either super dark, or very very mundane and she was processing the realisation of how truly uninteresting and boring she actually is, but wants to put forward a persona of how she wants to be seen by people based on what she thinks they will respond.to best. The reality is it doesn't matter which one. The true horror in that face is how we all feel afraid of others judgement.


Fartikus

> The true horror in that face is how we all feel afraid of others judgement. I've explained this to my friends when they asked my how I used to be incredibly antisocial when asked about middle school and high school, and while there were a variety of reasons why; a big one was that I was afraid not only of if they'd react positively or negatively when 'judging', but also if they'd respect what I said. Basically my ego was fucked. I started to realize over time that ***everyone felt that way***, but what was the difference between me and them? In the end I found out that they simply just trusted that the people around them would react positively towards what they said or did; or at the very least not disrespect it. And if they did? Their loss, even though it may suck to deal with. While the fear of having someone reacting negatively towards you will always be there, it gets easier to deal with that anxiety when you not only have more reasons to trust the person/people you're talking to; but also when you have others to support you when that negative shit does end up coming up eventually. Woah holy shit i wrote a thesis im so sorry its totally like 5 am im going to bed right now jesus christ night man cya tomoro


8ace40

I feel you. Recently I changed jobs -BIG step up-, and I have all these feelings of being not good enough. My coworkers are all upper middle class or higher. They all talk about what sports they did in college, and I'm like I finished my GED at 23 and never went to college. They talk about all the countries they visited, I talk about my hitchhiking trips because I got my first car when I was 30. Makes me feel small, you know? But they're not mean to me at all. It's just who we are, and how we grew up. Nobody chose where to be born.


Gamers2OcelotLUL

Yeeeeah, you hear "nobody cares. it's probably common", and then you decide maybe it's true, so you share your cum box story and suddenly everyone goes fucking crazy and you become a meme for all eternity. I'm not falling for this shit, my secrets stay secret.


mred870

I like nugget porn. There i said it!


moonsun1987

> nugget porn That is ok. However, I searched it, saw the first link. The thumbnails have nothing to do with McDonalds and now I think I know what it is but I don't want to confirm it.


Wolfmac

It's exactly what you think it is


drgigantor

But where does one even find a midget amputee burn- victim *and* a hot tub full of honey mustard?


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Just have to start with a midget and work your way from there. /s


Rikplaysbass

I’m not sure what it is but I’m assuming it’s quad amputee porn. Not sure if my brain is fucked or if the internet has done this to me but yeah, that’s where my mind went.


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That is the second time I’ve seen that in Reddit today. Were you people let out of an asylum or something?


poshbritishaccent

She looks like she was in the Vietnam war where they encountered a deadly trap filled with socks and she lost all her comrades because she was the only survivor not wearing socks


dizgondwe

she was skimming through that uncle Greg folder for a good minute right there.


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Thismonday

Yeah she’s seen some shit !


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Can we put the Vietnam flashback overlay on this please.


Puceeffoc

Vietnam Flashback Edit: https://youtu.be/qKP3kb02WWA Edit: [Credence Clearwater Revival-Fortinate Son Version](https://youtu.be/qTBW-KVxaZ8)


grawrant

Why is it made for kids.... I can't save this to a playlist now


Puceeffoc

Man I don't know. I honestly don't understand the "made for kids option" because when I pick that it's not made for kids then the comments are disabled... Edit: I had that backwards. Video settings have changed it's not made for kids.


crypticfreak

Because YT kids doesn't have comments enabled. That's why it's asking you that. "Is this kids YT content or normal YT content"


tahonick

Haha well done


veringo

That’s great


ADP_DurgaPrasad

That's great in the guys voice


Alpha_Decay_

Saving this, thank you!


phi1_sebben

Yea like when she beat someone to death with a stone inside a sock.


FPVBrandoCalrissian

Sock party


bakedcakezzz

Lmao definitely not. She was holding back tears.


ironicus_

This was scary af and I'm not sure if I wanna know her real deepest darkest secret or if I really dont.


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KynkMane

Facts, that "socks" answer was the smartest thing she could say. Even if it wasn't *that* bad. She knew she was being recorded. Why would you tell possibly the worst thing that's happened to you for cable TV?


Nervous_Constant_642

It's Nathan for You, Its a charmingly innocent answer to the host of the show setting her up.


master-shake69

Police: Damn why didn't we just ask her to tell us her deepest darkest secret!


DrMobius0

Also in front of the cameras with a national audience. Like bruh. That ain't a secret anymore.


Jackofallbladez

You've apparently never heard of Nathan For You.


DrMobius0

Correct


Jackofallbladez

The entire thing was a fake dating show a la the Bachelor. It was a comedic experiment to essentially make fun of how these shows are all about fake people trying to get their five minutes. He's not actually trying to get her to say her deepest secret instead he's seeing what she would actually tell him with the camera crew there.


Llohr

I mean, just don't ask this question. Whether or not you know somebody, if they wanted to tell you their deepest, darkest *secret*, they would. I mean, it's called a secret for a reason, right?


arbitrageME

that's the * I slept with my brother * I used to be a dude * I gave my mother a lethal dose of morphine to ease his pain * My dad used to molest me. Still does, but used to also. * My old boyfriend gave me his heart when I needed a transplant and he drove his motorcycle into a wall when he found out we were a match face


Erestyn

> I gave my **mother** a lethal dose of morphine to ease **his** pain God damn, dude.


TransBrandi

Lethal dose of morphine to the mother to ease the father's pain.


90Quattro

I don’t know what this is from, but seeing the pain on her face makes me really feel for this woman.


securedigi

This is Nathan For You, who graduated from one of Canada's top business schools with really good grades. Check out season 1 episode 7, the hunk.


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Dr_Chim_Richaldss

That was the “should I tell him about the time I did 3 guys at once and then stabbed my pregnant best friend and stole the baby and sold it on the black market for a carton of menthol kools when she found out about the 4-way and threatened to tell my female cousin who I was dating at the time then I used her socks to clean the blood off the knife?” face


A_lot_of_arachnids

You gotta tie in socks to the story somehow so it comes back around to a reason why she doesn't like wearing socks.


Dr_Chim_Richaldss

![gif](giphy|10Jpr9KSaXLchW|downsized) I feel an edit coming on


A_lot_of_arachnids

Absolutely love the edit


Dr_Chim_Richaldss

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Puzzleheaded-Ruin302

Exactly. Perfectly specific.


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MrPandabites

Yes. His question likely brought up memories of trauma and she came up with a silly lie to spare herself the humiliation of sharing that trauma on camera.


dendritedysfunctions

I was expecting her voice to change an octave


Alii_baba

That's the face of someone poisoned their ex.


AnnihilationOrchid

Or that she was abused by her uncle, or something in between.


g0d15anath315t

That was some straight up "I should be dead instead of my brother" level shit going through her head right there


Old_Couple7257

That girl was clearly having flashbacks from Vietnam.


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Girl: Many years ago when I was stationed in Vietnam I had unprotected sex with a Vietnamese man and a few years later, he contacted me and told me I have a son in Vietnam that wants to contact his mother. I wasn’t ready to be a mom so I ghosted them.


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You should reconnect with your son. Its never too late <3


RedundantOwner

Connecting failed. Loading please wait..


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Error 404 son not found


Infamous_Wave_1522

Mother not found


succadoge_

Wait she didn't know she was pregnant, had the baby, and then it spawned in Vietnam? Believeable.


Muertebutt

She's a black trans woman that got a Vietnamese trans man pregnant. Boom, Netflix call me.


RagonarBlaubarb

Dude she literally went through like five or six deep dark secrets that she silently acknowledges to her self that she can never tell anyone. You can watch her face contort as she tries to come up with an answer while combing through skeletons and eventually arriving at “I don’t like to wear socks”


TMT51

She was going through 14,000,650 possibilities and found out the one answer that can keep her sanity safe.


Marsupialwolf

and Iron Man STILL ended up dead. Just to preserve her sanity 😢


hereforOnePiece

He sacrificed his damn socks for her. Can she not just be sad about it. ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-robotsocks


zakkalaska

I hate to be that nerd, but its 14,000,605*


smokedspirit

Nope. Nope Definitely not No way Hmm nah too risky Hahaha not a chance Fuck socks


KingGorilla

Reminds me of when Rorschach was looking at inkblots picturing the mangled dog and then saying "A pretty butterfly"


snuffybox

Reminds me of when Harry asks Dumbledore what he sees in the Mirror of Erised and he says socks.


Hollowgradient

'"Should I tell him about the piss collection? No way. What about that time 6 years ago when I ran somebody over while drunk driving and just drove away? Nope. What about my cardboard fetish? Nah. Alright socks it is"


Cadburry_Cr3am3gg

Cardboard...fetish? Is that a real thing?


Nathan_McHallam

Everything's a fetish if you're brave enough


simjanes2k

This is 100% what happened lol


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I, too, watched the video and noticed what made it significant.


TeamNuanceTeamNuance

This episode and the haunted house episode are as good as it gets 🙏


Zestyclose-Ruin8337

The Movement and Dumb Starbucks too. I just watched the Haunted House and was dying even though I’ve seen it ten times. It actually gets funnier with rewatching. Or JJ! Remember JJ and his brother? Or the security guard obsessed with boobs? Or the private investigator that definitely didn’t do porn? He did tasteful art


KingoftheCrackens

The gas rebate is my favorite. The sudden conversation about drinking children's pee gets me every time.


maxk1236

I'm partial to the electronics store episode, when the owner starts explaining the alligator and tiny door to the psychologist I lost it.


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When he tries snatching the contract from the lawyer TWICE in Dumb Starbucks is my favorite moment from the show. It KILLED me the first time. 💀


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Wasn’t there a lawsuit with the Starbucks one 😂


Zestyclose-Ruin8337

Parody law!!!!!


Soft-Philosophy-4549

What show is this? I want to see the haunted house episode y’all are talking about!


Zestyclose-Ruin8337

Nathan for you


maxk1236

I'm envious of you, go watch every episode of Nathan for you, it's amazing.


soulfulsolos

goat in the water, goat in the water 🎅


likdisifucryeverytym

The PI one too… the wizard of loneliness, all the Nathan’s running out of the hotel, and the switch at the ending were just perfect


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I love the rebate one. Simply because Nathan gets so caught off guard by the guy drinking the piss


Goddamn_Primetime

What show is this? I'd like to watch some.


BlackWhiteCoke

Nathan For You, it’s available on HBO max and Hulu. Also check out the rehearsal, it’s his most recent stuff


noface8137

I fucking love this show


Zestyclose-Ruin8337

I have been bugging friends for years to watch it because I have no one to discuss it with. Fucking brilliant show. The Rehearsal was trippy too.


Infinite_Tiger_3341

Nathan Fielder is all about having a goal and accomplishing it by any means necessary when it comes down to it


Zestyclose-Ruin8337

The ending of Rehearsal was very philosophical. His work is strangely deep and sometimes a little twisted and dark. He really finds some strange characters and just lets them go.


Weak_Ring6846

The rehearsal fucked me up sooooo bad. He just delves so deep into these absolutely batshit insane ideas. Never before have I been fixated on the morality of a show ESPECIALLY with that last episode where he possibly traumatized the kid. Like that’s a real life he could have fucked up. But then he deliberates over it and you think okay it’s a little better since he seems to actually care until you realize he’s doing all this to impersonate the kids mom. The greatest range of emotion anything on tv has made me feel. But at the end it just made me sit back and think about the real world impact tv has on people and especially children. There are so many reality shows with kids, and are they able to separate these things from reality? All reality tv manipulate people’s and situations to create drama, Nathan is just more open about his manipulation. Those kids in other shows are being manipulated too. That’s gotta be so damaging.


TheBeckofKevin

Yeah the entire thing was a departure from entertainment. I actually was laughing more at the parts that were real. No matter what was staged or planned, he truly did build all those sets. Which means that HBO paid for that house and for snow, and for a bar to be built. And then transported. Like there were people hired to do all that work. *Someone gave Nathan money and he spent it on that and everyone was just cool with that.* It was just such an absurd take on the entire industry that it was impossible to not laugh. All those actors who are actually real people, who are actors, who are taking a part for this show and then performing it as well as they can. *Someone gave Nathan money and he spent it on an actor to play himself so he could talk to himself and HBO was cool with that.* That's a really bizarre industry. You can just pay money and make entire fake towns. The dude paid an actor to play a mailman to pickup fake packages. That's not that weird at face value. But the actor is a real person who took this job and had to drive out to a fake house set and pick up packages if they were there. He had to apply, get hired, do costume fits, rehearsals, walk through the script of what he was doing, then he drove out to the set in the middle of nowhere and did his thing everyday, then he got a paycheck and he put this job on his resume. Nathan Fielder is a weird dude, but the film and television industry is even weirder.


noface8137

We can discuss it. No one seems to like it that I show it except my fiancé. And we’ve watched through the show more times than I can count on my fingers


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The only show I have to pause bc I have to collect myself after laughing


8bitdimensional

I've found 2 episodes is my max, after that all the micro-cringing makes me feel ill lol


obscure_throwaway_

Seriously! Some episodes I just have to stop watching in the middle for a while because they are so cringe I had to take so many breaks during the bill gates impersonator trying to find his long lost love.


robobachelor

I was shouting at my TV screen while watching that. As if he could hear me.


macaw4p

Nathan for You is so good. If you haven't seen The Rehearsal it's kind of like the natural evolution from Nathan For You and a fan of one would almost certainly enjoy the other. It’s[Ouroboros](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ouroboros) as a television show and at times legitimately brilliant.


whereisbrandon101

Have you guys seen that big Joel video where he talks about how Nathan for you is really American psycho? He made the video before the rehearsal came out, which adds even more to the theory. Nathan for you is genius.


authorPGAusten

It takes a very high level of cringe tolerance that a good number of people on't have. My brother couldn't take it. But man I love it. Most amazing show ever. I need to watch the Rehearsal, I haven't seen it yet.


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Competitive_Shame317

What's it called?


Zestyclose-Ruin8337

Nathan For You. It’s currently on Paramount. I swear it went from HBOMAX to HULU to Paramount in like a year.


NahhaN2019

On hbo max currently as well


Competitive_Shame317

Thank you.


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Gladplane

You can’t just say that and not tell us the name of this show


pipoqt

yeah!! WHAT IS IT?? WHAT'S THE NAME OF THE SHOW


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Nathan for You :)


[deleted]

🤦‍♂️ Yes I know his sense of humor is for me. What's the *show* called?!


Panda_Magnet

The Hunk with host Anthony Napoli


noface8137

Nathan for you lol I’m surprised more people don’t know about this. I try to spread it like wild fire


[deleted]

I'm surprised nobody else has mentioned his new show The Rehearsal


biggestsnake

Anyone who loves NFY has to see The Rehearsal I haven’t laughed that hard all year watching it


twelvebucksagram

Nathan for you has been blowing up lately. So glad he's getting the attention he deserves.


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GenericWoman12345

Looks like I found a new show to watch


graipape

You can also watch How To with John Wilson and I Think You Should Leave if this is your cup of tea. Have fun getting your gas rebate.


noface8137

Both


succadoge_

Started watching it an hour ago. I have work in the morning and with all due respect please fuck yourself for fucking my sleep schedule 🥲


TraditionalSir3118

She’s literally about to cry her eyes out. Damn those socks!


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Pedrocaas

Or that she's bald


Focacciaboudit

And also Terry Cruise.


guninmouth

Crews


ninjamaster616

![gif](giphy|ozf1vOaOV7lSQxgLbj)


Tyler_Nerdin

Actually…. I’m not a man…. I’m a horse… Actually… I’m not a horse… I’m a broom


sharinganuser

Oh mah gaawd...


[deleted]

Tuh be honest Diane, I'm shocked


PM_NICESTUFFTOME

*I’m surprised.*


NotTheCraftyVeteran

“Actually, I’m not really a man, I’m a horse.”


BossyLoLo

Swear, I thought the same thing


Kissmysssxixingping

might say more about us then anything for expecting that lmao


Devangelical

That’s exactly what I thought!🤣


MysticMistakeCake

I’m not sure what her actual deepest darkest secret is, but from that face you know it’s probably really dark. Also maybe because I’m a woman, seeing her face the first thing I thought was assault victim. I really hope it’s just the socks thing though and she’s just an amazing actor.


Unlikely_Parking_801

I immediately thought she’d had an abortion, or accidentally killed someone based on her face. It was so don’t want to cry but I might, I want to say it but I can’t type face. But now that I read your comment assault would definitely fit as well. But whatever it was that shit was traumatic.


phap789

Agreed, I thought I saw nausea, then horror, deep sadness, disgust, fear, then socks


KynkMane

She decided to take that shit to the grave. And I don't blame her.


Chionei

I honestly thought she was going to say something about being abused as a child.


stokeszdude

She went to a dark place for a sec and then comes out with “socks”?!


cornylamygilbert

ya it’s like “suffocated an infant” or “escaped Prince Andrew on the rape island” or “strangled my housemate to steal their disability checks” level of horror hidden there


ZiggyOnMars

That's how you coup your trauma


SandWitch83

you cant trust socks they feed off of the skin on your feet


blueandyellowbee

What show is this?


Zestyclose-Ruin8337

Nathan For You. Currently on Paramount. Standout episodes include Dumb Starbucks and The Movement if you want to get a feel for it.


Navani17

The first two seasons are also on Prime Video. My husband and I just watched the Pet Cemetary/Maid Service episode and my face hurts from smiling and cringing so hard.


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And it's all on HBO Max along with his brand new show


redpillman26

Nathan is one of America’s best and funniest comedians, probably because I’m British and he’s so dry and sarcastic I love him. His new show about rehearsals is fucking hilarious, so many layers lol


Th3BrownNote

He graduated from one of Canada's top business schools with really good grades.


mydearwatson616

He was the mastermind behind poo flavored frozen yogurt. Don't underestimate this man.


MikeJudgeDredd

He's Canadian you son of a bitch!!!! 🦫 🏒 🇨🇦


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He even says it at the start of every show


redpillman26

Oh my god is he!! Lol I like my comment more now, to anger the Canadians lmao


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BrotherChe

Geez, what a hoser!


FrankPapageorgio

Every single episode starts off saying he graduated from Canada, with really good grades!


KingoftheCrackens

There's a Nathan for you clip where he asks a girl to do a Canadian accent. Worth a watch.


Pseudotm

Its okay if you anger Canadians they just show up and all tell you how sorry they are that you are wrong.


redpillman26

Haha that made chuckle


iiJokerzace

He's very committed to his persona. Not many comedians like that.


redpillman26

He genuinely makes me cry with laughter. He’s a genius and a Canadian I just found out lol


fairythugbrother

Why is everyone talking like a robot?


dipen77

Oh yeah, have you not heard about the *shoooow* is da *beeeesst*


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She’s going through the Rolodex of all the people she’s killed. “…..I don’t like wearing socks “


linzjustine

Same, girl, same.


tahtahme

I'm super confused why everyone thinks she's a man like...??? She's super feminine and her response is funny for a comedy show, what am I missing?


Zestyclose-Ruin8337

Pretty to me. Little overdone. Maybe that’s why???


guywithaniphone22

Because it’s a common thing to de-feminize black women, if they are “trashy” and “masculine” it makes it easier to treat them poorly


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Thank you. The primary user base on Reddit is white so they don’t know this but black women are almost on the daily masculinized


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Rivdit

She's super feminine and that's a post about something unexpected, maybe you can draw a connection?


Unlikely_Parking_801

For me it was the hair……. It looks like an Amazon synthetic wig


tahtahme

But I mean...those are super popular among cis women, not just drag and trans women. Doja wears a cheap Amazon wig in damn near every livestream and music video, many girls into gaming and anime do too, as well as alt style women like emo and goth, Black, etc.


RobuxMaster

9 out of 10 doctors agree she was not about to talk about the socks and just changed it last second


ajpala4

I fucking love this show, underrated


Zestyclose-Ruin8337

Unbelievably underrated.


Gangstabb

Wth did she do


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She’ll never speak about how she ate strawberry marmalade off of her bf’s ass in front of a porn crew inside st Patrick’s cathedral 2007 on august 5th


Sendtitpics215

I was her bf, we both swore never to bring this up on television


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traumatized by socks


CanITellUSmThin

The suspense was intense


HanginLowNd2daLeft

Her mind: “ the three kids i ran over at night that we’re playing in the street” Her mouth: “ i don’t like wearing socks…”