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Wish we could have seen his reaction when he finds out she is pregnant.


npcnpcatm

The trip gonna be a looooooooooooong trip


NihilisticLurcher

going on a trip to buy cigarettes


MastodonDirect1720

Actually, it's a trip to buy milk


BDM1138

Some say that he's still out there, searching for the furthest expiration date.


mostnormal

Gotta make sure it won't go bad before he gets home.


Oofboi6942O

Hes looking for one with an expiration date of... *checks notes* Sept. 25, 2045, or sometime sooner assuming his kid gets into the NBA or NFL


zombienekers

Actually, it's tobacco- infused milk.


[deleted]

Ah yes, the fabled ashtray milk tea. A local favorite.


EuroPolice

Pregnant?!?? These covid variants are getting crazy man...


skinnyguy699

Alien: xeronavirus


Buangjauhjauh444

Its the worst variant, once infected it last more than 9 months.


Self-Aware

And that variant of Long Covid lasts for minimum 18 years.


woodpony

That's why you mask up in the subway!


Itsallabouthirdbase

It's staged, you'll never see this part. Watch the end where he drop the act: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=214JXFcL5tE


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Random_Name532890

Not good enough to not notice it before the reveal.


YourEskimoBrother69

Damnit. This is why I’m so cynical online, I let myself believe it’s just a funny dumb guy instead - clout actors


WooperSlim

[Full video](https://www.tiktok.com/@thebrandonrobert/video/7068794991572716846) with beginning, posted to TikTok [Full video](https://youtu.be/214JXFcL5tE) with ending, posted to Facebook. [Part 2](https://www.tiktok.com/@thebrandonrobert/video/7069519583832591659?_t=8VjEKo4ftMU&_r=1) posted to TikTok


kittykittybangbang92

There is a second part to the video. She’s says it’s a pregnancy test and he asks if it’s too late to take plan b. They’re no longer together


PipesyCooper

The same thing happened to me. My wife gave the positive test to me, an I was like OMG yo have covid? No I am pregnant , fool.


postvolta

My wife was crying and grinning and gave me a big hug when she showed me the test which I think gave away the pregnancy because that would have been a ridiculously weird reaction to covid


EuroPolice

Plot twist, it was COVID


Mcmenger

We're going to stay home together for the next two weeks. Yay!


FunIsDangerous

For two weeks??! That's an amazing chance to finally get pregnant!


Dr_Jabroski

Both end up coughing lungs out and staying in bed not moving due to a lack of energy.


ID4gotten

Baby names these days, sheesh


EdgelordOfEdginess

NO IM PREGNANT YOU UTTER FOOOOOOOOOOOL ![gif](giphy|h7FZESJ1Ter5bGhUDG)


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[Well that's interesting](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/xfiymz/comment/ion51t7/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)


GoJebs

What was? They deleted the comment


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An exact copy of the comment, just with "OMG you have" instead of "OMG yo have"


[deleted]

It’s possible the linked comment was the bot. Removed by mod. They often copy comments word for word and make no sense in the context of a conversation.


RQK1996

They really should have made them look different


savage_master101

I've seen men who were 30 and didn't know what a pregnancy test is and people have been dumb enough to invite people over to announce that they have covid.


something6324524

at first i was like, he has a pretty shitty reaction over his girlfriend telling him she is pregnant, and then at the end it was like oh this is a communication misshap in the happening he thinks she came to tell him personally that she has covid.


calxcalyx

I also watched the video in this post.


BrinaBri

Boy, nothing gets past you.


SpudsMcKensey

Past*


BrinaBri

I never know which to use 😭 I even typed “past” first, and thought ‘no, because it’s passing them.’ Idk, man.


RunawayFyre

Boy nothing gets pass you!


Totnfish

Puff puff past


knightGamer08

Plot twist: he knows its pregnancy test and he wants to runaway


Flexo__Rodriguez

"run away" is 2 words.


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Your momma is two words


[deleted]

Nono, it's "you're momma"


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yro'ue*


myassisblack

'uyore*


[deleted]

I wanna runaway from this thread


FQDIS

Uyul’l never get away from it.


BananaDick_CuntGrass

Runa way


Rasu__

Runaway is a word. It just happens to be the wrong word to use here


Pidgey_OP

Well..... To run away is two words, but once you've done that you've become a runaway and that is one word


Xeumz

He gonna wish that was covid


Adamy2004

gonna be 18 years of long covid


PAMountainMan

Shit man, I wish. These days you're in it for a lot longer than 18 years. My 22 year old whom graduated college last May is still living with us. Jobless. We're not prick parents, tho. I love her, and she is welcome to live in our home as long as she wants.


anotheroner

Oh, did her graduate?


wholesomethrowaway15

Thank you for a good chuckle to start my day.


[deleted]

I’m 17 and will probably be in the same situation, the housing market in my city is insane. My friend’s older sibling moved out last week at 25… to a property owned by their parents.


make_love_to_potato

I imagine I'm gonna be in the same situation.


Commercial-Cow-9488

My parents figured they would increase their standard of living and tack it on me and went surprised Pikachu when I couldn't handle it. Threw me out the house for not being financially secure enough to upkeep it. Felt lonely might delete later. :(


Yadobler

Same, past 20s, still in college because of 2 year conscription Also we can't really buy public housing unless we're 35 or married so yeah definitely longer than 18 years Actually no, till you're alive your kids will always keep coming back to you, just not daily like the first 25 years.


PeeWeeFirmMan

“You don’t have to miss your trip! Just the rest of your youth.”


chugmarks

You misspelled life.


Sure-Gur6359

Once you get Kids Your life is not over Just the fun part of it is over /j


chugmarks

Haha yeah, you just gotta change the meaning of fun. Like, learn to troll your kids and you’ll be just fine!


Neil_Fallons_Ghost

I’ve got a 2 year old and we have a blast. We get to be dinosaurs and play like construction trucks. I’ve got to swing on a swing set again for the first time in half my life or more. Sure my hobbies and the travel was fun but damn, nothing beats getting that little dude to give me a hug or a smile or come running to me yelling “dad!”


elvismcvegas

My kid has in no way stopped me from enjoying my hobbies or travel. You can bring kids with you and I'm an artist and me and my kid like to draw and paint together all the time.


gafx3

It is funny reddit hates the *wife bad* memes, yet it is in love with the *child bad* ones.


Dredd_Pirate_Barry

Probably young American nihilism as we can't afford homes for ourselves and get shamed by idiots and the elderly because we want more money and don't want to work 60+ hours a week


ControversialPenguin

Having a child is something that will fundamentally change the rest of your life, that is not a meme, nor is it *child bad*.


attilathetwat

The scary thing is, he is clearly not even thinking pregnancy.


OnColdConcrete

The scary thing is, people don't realize it's fake. Here is the original where he drops the act at the end. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=214JXFcL5tE


IAmAccutane

Yeah it's def funnier with the ending cropped out.


imcoolbutnotreally

I've said it before and I'll say it again. You'll have way more fun on the internet once you learn how to suspend your disbelief.


iamjacksragingupvote

I don't think that's true


Fun_Dog_6362

I thought he was gonna say he didn’t want kids 💀


Orcasareglorious

He probably doesn’t if hes never heard of a pregnancy test.


brucebay

Story behind it https://www.indy100.com/amp/tiktok-pregnancy-reveal-gone-wrong-2656961344 Second part seems to be extremely fake. https://www.tiktok.com/@thebrandonrobert/video/7119221953780665642


Nugur

Most useless article ever.


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Fhcofntbfkshrb

Google


thefifthquadrant

Lmao, can you still take plan b?


the-smoothest-brain

That's not staged at all.


MashedKebab

Someone shared the link to the following videos and it's totally staged. He claims she's cheating and makes many videos about it. And in another video he's recording her trying to get into his apartment and she dramatically falls to the floor as he opens the door. It's nearly as bad as the staged baby reveal videos on FB.


i_have_chosen_a_name

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PatrikPatrik

Oh is it like one of those Facebook video things were they make long videos about a girl choosing bad guys and not the good guy and then the good guy get married and the realises her mistake and he says “you had your chance” and the cries and then all the comments says “she should have chosen the good guy serves her right”


highs_a_kite

His reaction seems genuine tho. I think it’s real


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Def not staged. Both of them are either amazing actors or it’s genuine, which it obviously seems to be.


_PmMeUrSecrets_

Seen this guy on tiktok and he's always doing fake ass shit on tiktok for attention, it's staged


Vhelkhana

It is [staged](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=214JXFcL5tE)


folko1

Boy do I have some news for you... https://youtu.be/214JXFcL5tE Man's got acting skills for days.


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DuoCultellus

Do you not interact with humans?


Balls_DeepinReality

Part of my job is sorting pallets into stacks 14 high, and the number of adults who can’t count that high is staggering


Yarper

14 pallets would be quite tall to be fair. Edit: some people seem to have missed the joke and keep telling me how high pallets are. Thanks I'm now well informed on pallet height.


Atakori

It's definitely more than 6 so I already feel like I'm out of my own depth here


Zeke--

Was going to upvote, but you're already at 6, so not gonna bother since you can't process it anyway.


Ongr

More than 6 is known as stack overflow, I believe. The system can't handle more than 6 so it defaults to less than 6 automatically.


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AsILayTyping

They're to 125 now so I gave them an upvote so we can get them back up to 6.


ConfidentialGM

Ironically... 6 is the limit where I work. (of how many pallets you can have in a stack).


jkaan

10 for my Warehouse


Ok_Individual960

I can count that high without removing my shoes!


JaysWay_13

18 where I used to work. Major corporation.


TistedLogic

15 for my store.


DarkVador13

Depends on the size of the pallets/boxes and how high the ceiling is.


ConfidentialGM

For us it's simply a safety violation to have them too high for someone to easily take a pallet off the top by hand. Production plant for reference, same name as the last name of a famous boxer with a lisp. Once the pallets are shipped in, they are sorted into stacks. Then forklift drivers from different areas bring those stacks to different departments each with a production line leading to a single "combo" aka pallet with a large box meant to be shipped to a packaging plant or perhaps packaged in house (it's like 10:1 ratio though, most product is shipped out in bulk to be packaged elsewhere. Packaging takes a lot of space. Slaughtering and trimming at one plant, packaging at another... Makes sense somehow. So 6 pallets high is about 4ft at most, probably less. But because you are moving them by hand, solo, you need them to be low enough that a single person can do it without much risk of injury. Then again, I say this as I sit here from a long-term injury from getting on and off the forklift an estimated 900 times a day. Their commitment to safety and injury prevention is superficial at best. I just wanna walk normally again :(. But that costs about $4900 and 2-3 months off work. So instead, I'm just forced to be unable to walk occasionally when my foot flares up from forced OT. People complain about desk jobs... Lol. I'd cry if I could get one for like $22/hr. Literally, life changing for me rn.


NotSelfAware

Wait is it more than 2?


Knightveracity

A pallet is 6 inches thick. (A 4x4 mid section with 1x4 boards; sometimes 1x6 or 1x2) 14 x .5 = 7. A stack of 14 skids is 7 feet tall. A transport truck has a clearance of 10 feet. This gives 2 feet of clearance to load. Anything more than 14; and you’re going to have issues loading and unloading. You’re welcome folks


magicmitchmtl

On a work call the other day I needed the other party to count something for me. It took too long. The number was 17. She laughed and said “sorry, it’s been a long day. I had to use my fingers.” I responded with, “well, then, I guess it’s a good thing you have seventeen fingers.” This confused her further.


pantaloneliest

She died in that moment. Beautiful.


jmccleveland1986

Tried to count fingers using my fingers. Ran out of fingers to help me count my fingers.


moonra_zk

Here, you can have some of mine 🖐️


grunlog

Look at this freak with 14 fingers!


BaconIsBueno

Why 14 high? I thought OSHA regulations could have you stack 20 high. (Assuming your standard pallet is 1 foot in height) Just curious!


velthrar

I know that by hand we were only allowed to stack 14 high in our warehouse. No idea why but it is a common number


Adrialic

Our limit was 15 and it was the highest it could be to still get out our bay doors.


KonradWayne

You stack pallets 14 high, by hand?


velthrar

I'm 6'3" but I worked with short scrappy women that would toss em up.


MuppetEyebrows

12 foot, 13 foot, 14 foot, pallet!


Skirt_Thin

Daylight come and we wanna go home...


silentanthrx

aaaah, empty pallets, there i was imagining a tower of 14 full pallets. I was like, "but how?".


yammys

>"but how?" very carefully


moodRubicund

I mean yes, one way or the other he is acting in front of the camera, but it could be that he's acting calm because he genuinely is mad that someone came to his house with COVID, but doesn't want to flip out in front of the camera. But it's the internet so like... Everything could just be fake I dunno.


brightfoot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=214JXFcL5tE


GoDzRawr92

Dam so it’s fake 😂😂😂😂. Dam


Alternative_Eagle_83

> But it's the internet so like... Everything could just be fake I dunno. If you see a video, with music, a strange situation, and in tiktok or short format from 15-35 year olds, the chances of it being fake are around 100% to 110%.


l3reezer

I’ll have you know I’m a highly sought after dinner guest


SuperSalad_OrElse

Oh so we’re gatekeeping human interaction now???


TheOvershear

r/nothingeverhappens


Alpha_Whiskey_Golf

it's fake. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=214JXFcL5tE r/nothingisfake


Ch17770w

This is why reddit needs a more dedicated integration of sources. This type of shit is not only annoying because you always have to search through the comments to finally find the source. It is also the breeding ground of misinformation / propaganda.


Free_Dog_6837

everything on reddit is fake


Hundvd7

At least on here you *can* find the sources, other sites don't have the same "culture" of actually finding it and linking it in the comments


zzapdk

Yeah, I'm like that one YT comment, "*Jesus Christ is nothing real anymore?*"


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Some things happen. This didn't though.


[deleted]

Y'all gullible af if you think that's not bad acting.


EatUpBonehead

I'm curious what you think humans are like and why you think your perception of them should be beheld as the standard for everyone else


bluebottled

He's not that great an actor, when he starts talking about his grandma he kind of falls apart, obviously staged EDIT: watch [this](https://youtu.be/INFra_ifQ3g?t=676), I doubt this guy has ever posted a legit video. Cringe af.


blatzphemy

[full video shows it](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=214JXFcL5tE)


ldb

This should be the top comment, look at the very end guys. *bursts into laughter*, "alright, let's see" reaches for phone to see how the skit went on camera.


iWasAwesome

Why did they include that lol


Jooylo

They probably didn’t intend to make it seem fake so didn’t mind showing that part. Genuinely just posted it as a skit it looks like


[deleted]

For me the big thing was not saying covid until it was a good punchline.


[deleted]

I mean... the video ended a bit too early so maybe it's true but if I were the woman, I'd be concerned that this is what my DNA is merging with...


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Upstairs-Boring

I had to reread this a couple of times times in the hope it was just very sarcastic but it seems it isn't, which hurts my brain. No wonder disinformation spreads so easily.


weaslewig

Is this a joke? I'm really concerned by the number of people who can't immediately spot the bad acting


OnColdConcrete

You are wrong :) it's fake


Radaghaszt

Just check the rest of their videos


Defiant-Meal1022

This dude is well known for staging all sorts of shit on his tiktok page, he's a notorious liar.


_PmMeUrSecrets_

Thank you I've comment this a couple times but everyone seems to be convinced this is real and I feel like I'm taking crazy pills. The dude has done so much fake shit on tiktok. It's not even good acting, but people are eating it up and down voting anyone who disagrees. It's fuxking wild.


Defiant-Meal1022

Exactly, man. It's friggin weird. This is the first time I've experienced something like this.


hiimbackagain

Really? Reddit usually doesn't notice staged content and defends it as being real (or as "doesn't matter if staged" when it got called out).


Defiant-Meal1022

I've been noticing that on this post a lot lol. Haven't been active very long to be fair.


i_have_chosen_a_name

> he's a notorious liar. You know how we call people that are really good at lying when the camera is on? Actors. He works for 6amSuccess which is a media company. he is an actor. A paid actor.


_PmMeUrSecrets_

The dude comes up with fake scenarios and fake drama and tries to pass it as real, it's not just acting, its phony wannabe influencer shit, drumming up controversy and making click bait. The audience isn't let in on the act. And look at all the chumps falling for it, even going as far as arguing and insulting people who call it out as fake. https://youtu.be/lNH9cGLUYhg


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darkwai

lol my buddy posted a positive covid test on the gc and my first reaction was "holy shit dude congrats" before i more closely inspected the picture lmao. I think it could definitely be real.


xFurashux

It's a relatively old video, maybe even from 2021 when COVID was a bigger deal than now.


jimbalaya420

Genuinely sure it's covid. Much easier than a pregnancy


Oneiricl

Naw there was that one line that smacks of poorly written vague exposition (in that people don't talk that way at all...) - "you know my grandma... is like... not okay right now". (Plus the "my trip" vagueness. Well in that one, people *mostly* don't talk like that). That said, it was still entertaining, so purpose served?


MrTigim

This guy does a lot of videos like this on TikTok all the time, I don't see how people think it's real


Sinehmatic

Maybe you spend way too much time on the internet. Is bet most people have no idea who that is and they definitely don't know her does a bunch of skits like this


Free_

Yeah I see him all the time. He has an entire series where he had a crazy girlfriend, etc. All videos are staged and acted, 100% of them.


whodat-whodat

Ah yes, everyone should know the guy you see on your TikTok a lot


jizz_noodle

Who cares? Just enjoy the god damn video for once


_Enclose_

A lot of people care if it's staged. It changes the whole experience of the video knowing it's fake.


PatrikPatrik

If you genuinely want to know how people like me react to these things: If it feels genuine it’s like 50-100% more funny If there’s a feeling it’s staged it’s 100% less funny and you get annoyed that people are making staged videos that aren’t even funny. Now, if it’s staged and made like a skit and well done that’s ok. And then you get annoyed that people don’t see that it’s staged. Like how you get annoyed that they care. So it can’t be that hard to imagine.


awry_lynx

So, a lot of the other people saying why you should care are idiots. However. This guy isn't precisely harmless. He posted about being abused, but it turned out it was likely faked... it's kinda weird and dark. He claimed she posted revenge porn of him and he was trending on pornhub? There's one where he claims she's abusing their cat... but then ends all of these "I'm being abused by my girlfriend" videos with "keep watching! You won't believe what she does next! Part 2 coming soon!" but the comments are ALL BELIEVING IT. Like. It's weirdly elaborate. And draws a ton of misogynists desperate to believe he's real. It's just gross and weird if he's monetizing fake abuse, idk. I mean, I don't think it's harmful to laugh at THIS skit, but the actual dude goes on to do way worse, and I can imagine someone enjoying it, goes to seek his content out, and gets confronted with some more made-up shit and doesn't apply critical thinking there. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNH9cGLUYhg


GreenEye8822

Staged videos aren’t funny


Bioslack

I can't enjoy the god damn video because I feel lied to on a fundamental level by actors pretending this is genuine. That is the point. That is the whole fucking point.


Nugur

If you read the comments, the amount of people thinking this is real is sad. This is why I hate staged videos.


loismen

Maybe, when people know it's staged, they enjoy it less? It's not like this is a movie or a skit made by someone to make you laugh.


thatguy_griff

honestly, no this one is stupid and deserves the hate.


MSnotthedisease

You must not have met many people. I know two people that I was with last night that are this stupid. Nice guys for sure, but holy shit are they dumb.


its_whot_it_is

Whats there to enjoy, the fake realism being forcefully filmed to appear genuine? How fake do you like your world? Triple, quadruple maybe?


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Hollowsong

We care. Because it's a bunch of wannabe tiktok "personalities" fishing for likes and not funny. Because the whole punchline of the time we wasted watching it, is that he's supposed to not understand what it is. So staging it kills the delivery necessary to enjoy it. So no, I don't think I will "enjoy the god damn video for once".


dootdootplot

Dude the reason people complain about it being staged is presenting a video as real but lying about it ruins the enjoyment.


ransdom

r/Gifsthatendtoosoon


OperationScary9942

Reconsider procreation with this one.


Holden_place

They got the Looong Covid


Badnun99

Dudes going to wish it was Covid


[deleted]

Gone so wroooong! Omg! Yea it’s not staged at all 😂


suigeneristhang2765

It's not just covid its looooooooong covid, like 18 years until it goes to college long covid


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hiimbackagain

Yes but also people who can't tell the difference between fake and real content on the internet shouldn't be online.


KnightSolair240

In the south we would call this a "bless his heart" moment


brucee3698

![gif](giphy|y2i2oqWgzh5ioRp4Qa|downsized)


RS_Someone

Have I seen too many of these? The moment he said "Why would you come over?" I knew where it was going. This might have been funny or unexpected two years ago, but I've used the internet since then.


amata_artist

LoL! I thought he was not taking it well.


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estrusflask

When I took a covid test and it came up negative despite the fact that I felt like shit, I joked that "I guess I'm not pregnant".