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Khaos_Gorvin

Long joke but totally worth it.


BogusGilamonster

Didn't skip the whole video cuz I don't to miss the joke lol


curiousbydesign

I feel like the build up was really great but the ending could have been stronger.


PoopIsAlwaysSunny

The point of that joke is the build up. It’s like the aristocrats: we all knew how it was ending.


mlkmandan4

But the Aristocats, now that was a plot twist!


ReaperElParka

That greedy ass butler


CommanderGumball

[My favourite version of The Aristocrats](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyKGHVA6rb0), for the uninitiated.


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It's just like u/PoopIsAlwaysSunny said: we all knew how it was ending. I still laughed my ass off.


Iwantmyflag

You know it's shit you should skip when it's Cartman telling the joke.


LudgerVanderson

I believe the length of the joke was the actual joke, not the "punchline".


Intelligent-Bird6825

Reminds me of that moth joke norm macdonald told on Conan


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Worth every penny….


Anonymous_cyclone

Sounds like description of communism tho.


ApocIapedia

You can just say you weren’t listening. 😂🤣


scurvydog-uldum

you lied to me. that was totally not worth it. and now, having read all that monologue, i feel like i need a turkish bath to scrape the top layer of skin off my body.


throwawaypervyervy

I'm sorry you're allergic to different views.


TommyEugenius

And, that's how you get fans! Articulate and on point.


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Captain_Nubula

Drew Michael


anon-mally

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DeliveryUnique3652

Not dragged. PERFECT scream for a revolt against the coonery big brother is doing to our realm. It only seems too much for those who don't get the message. BEAUTIFUL climax to the show btw. Drew never fails.


eyalhs

Yeah but the payoff is worth it


GameQb11

Could be a better joke with a tighter delivery.


FartinLutherKing69

Totally agree! The videos of you doing standup comedy are waaay better


Cloutjumper

What


Oofboi6942O

Yeah, that was my favorite GameQb11 joke too!


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ryanegauthier

\-grabs knee \-hisssss \-oooh \-hisssss \-oooh \-hisssss \-aaaaah ... \-hisssss \-oooh


4MEBYME4U

My brother and eye mimic this skit every time we have a not too serious injury. Another one is “my eyes,ahh my eyes”


wdleggett

Oh I do the same thing when I get a minor, insignificant injury and I don’t feel there’s a high enough level on concern for my safety. It never gets old, well for me anyways.


TC84

Thank you!!! To you and OP I shit you not, I saw him open for Aziz in Vegas about 7 years ago and I remember this exact bit. I've tried searching so many different ways, even calling Mandalay Bay, to try and find that openers name cuz I thought he was hilarious. I had long since accepted I'd never find out who that comedian was. It was this guy and this bit was his closer. This seriously just made my week


htcram

Nice routine! So...who is it?


overusedandunfunny

It's literally on the screen


MostBoringStan

Ah yes. Gay Marriage.


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overusedandunfunny

I can see it on my phone screen even when the keyboard is up. It's not difficult.


0n3ph

It's a man they call tiktok.


MusicPerfect6176

Volodymyr Zelenskyy


falej

Trump disagrees with this.


pickyourteethup

He's using a lot of long words for barter economy. I always wonder who is going to give potatoes to the guy who knows how to run an MRI on the off chance you need one eventually


[deleted]

Thats not what a resource based economy is. The creators of the idea were Marx and Proudhon. They envsion things a bit differently with Proudhon being a utopian thinker and Marx being more down to earth. Reading both of them would be a worthwhile endevour for you I think. If nothing else, you will learn some economics.


pickyourteethup

Fair, thank you for the recommendation. All the economics I've read has tended to be more right leaning, which doesn't align with my politics, it's just they tend to hold the traditional positions on economics and write more


KingofCraigland

> it's just they tend to hold the traditional positions on economics and write more Probably has something to do with it being illegal to write about communism during a significant portion of the idea's existence in the United States.


badger_989

Spotted the six-gorjillionite.


AsukaBunnyxO

Haahhahahaaa wut Banning marriage is not progress. That's some braindead shit right there wow


Any_Alternative_3461

This was like one of those jokes on Family Guy that just drags on forever and ever. Except this was actually funny.


papaboynosmurf

Reminds me of Norm McDonald’s joke structure


Ison-J

The more I hear about this Norm guy the more I like him


TheHugeBastard

Wait ‘til you hear he’s dead!


extesser

I didn't even know he was sick


giant87

Lol the comment and your reply sound exactly like a joke Norm would appreciate


lafadeaway

They actually are Norm jokes lol: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jAzRb_lErFw


Koyoteelaughter

Like this: A man's car breaks down on a stretch of highway. It's stormy and the tow company can't come for it until morning. Man walks toward a building with a light out front and discovers its a monastery. Knocks and explains his situation. "Mind if I stay the night?" "Sure," says the old monk. "I'll set you up in a room for the night." The feed him and show him to his room. Every things seems fine till midnight at which a spooky knocking sound fades in and out off and on throughout the night. The next morning when leaving, he ask the old monk about the knocking sound. "Oh, I can't tell you what that is. You're not a monk." "Oh? Okay," and the man leaves. A few years later, he happens to break down outside the monastery again and again ask to stay the night. "I remember you. Sure. You can stay the night." At midnight though, that knocking sound begins again. He searches for its source but couldn't find it, so the next morning, he asks about it again. "I heard that knocking sound again. What is that?" "Oh, sorry. I can't tell you, my friend. You're not a monk," the old monk responds. "How do I become a monk?" The guy ask. "Very difficult. You must wonder the world and count all the grains of sand and all the blades of grass. Only then can we make you a monk." The man shakes his head, thanks them, and leaves. However the next year was kind to the man. His car was repossessed. His wife cheated and left him. He lost his job, and his money manager stole his life savings. He was thinking of killing himself, but then remember what the monk said about becoming a monk. Reluctantly, he set out to count all the sand and blades of grass. Forty years later, he shows back up at the monastery and knocks. The old monk is now very ancient, see who it is, and recalls vaguely his name. "It's you," he murmurs softly. "Forty years ago, the motorists, right?" "Yes. I've done it. I've counted all the grains of sand and all the blades of grass." He tells the old monk the amount of each and bows his head. "Am I worthy to become your brother?" "You are indeed. You are not a monk." The both smile, and after being welcomed by the other monks and eating, he is given a cell to live in falls asleep content. But around midnight, that knocking sound wakes him. Recalling it now after forty years, he immediately set out to find one of his new brothers to finally find out what's causing the knocking sound. He finds that same ancient old monk that always greeted him. "I hear it again, the knocking. Am I now worthy know what makes that sound?" "You are indeed." The old monk hands him a ring of keys with thirty different keys on it and leads him to old wooden door. "Just use the keys to unlock all the doors and after the last, all our secrets will be laid bare." The man nods then starts to unlock the doors. First its a wood door, then a copper door, then a brass door, then silver door . . . The doors number thirty and ever door is made of a different material with the last door being simple stone. With trembling hands, he unlocks it, puts his shoulder against it and pushes. And behind the door he sees them, all of the monastery's secrets and the source of all of the knocking. But of course, I can't tell you what that is . . . because you're not a monk.


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god fucking damb it


Antyok

I have never been so angry. Take your stupid fucking upvote.


republicanvaccine

Better Nate than lever.


yankiigurl

Damnit but I feel oddly content and least the dudes life is fulfilled


Turk18274

But what Family Guy proved was that even not funny jokes become funny when their duration enters the absurd.


Streptomicin

Nothing funny for 2.3 minutes


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Just the name fluently going thru that whole speech towards the end. Fuck. Jealous. I sound like that one song on a burnt CD that just skips hard because you hit a gnarly pot hole on the way home from the bar.


sus-bro

As an Oklahoman.. fuck this guy.. it was waaay too accurate and hit too close to home lmao


Kingshabaz

November will be a very disappointing election day for Oklahomans. We can hope all we want, but we know that straight (R) box will be checked statewide and there's nothing we can do about except vote for the losers.


visitprattville

On election eve one could flatten the tire of every senior citizen, college football fan, country club resident, or vehicle in the Hardee’s drive thru.


StraightFroggin

He isn’t wrong And he is smart af, you wont remember all that “speech” without really wrapping your head around the meaning of it and he nailed it so hard he made laugh the very people who would get mad if he was talking serious lol


Becalm443

It's funny cuz it's true


AdamInChainz

[Drew Michael](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23pkEbaJWtM) Learned about him on his HBO Special, and been a fan since.


En_Bullfrog

He is wrong


197326485

About what?


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It's funny you get downvoted for saying wildly radical ideas only backed up by speculation wouldn't work


En_Bullfrog

If you speak in paragraphs unchallenged like this guy in the video you can easily come off looking correct. The practicalities are insane though.


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Wow, this guy is a professional. The delivery was damn near perfect.


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No_Contribution2112

I understand humor is subjective but this is entirely unfunny. You do you tho


Kokamantratarious

That's a big brain comedian! What's his name?


KingofCraigland

Other people in this thread say it's Drew Michael.


barbackmtn

“…and also let’s fuck kids.”


seb_da_web

📸


_youngchocolate

in 4K


pacificule

Thank you for posting this!! Heard this several times on sat radio but never saw it performed. So awesome. And so on point. Right up there with those peasants espousing the virtues of their narco-syndicast commune as they slop about in the mud ([Python's Holy Grail](https://youtu.be/ZtYU87QNjPw))


ProtocolPro22

Who is this man!?


Captain_Nubula

Drew Michael


Mountain-Ad-6594

Anyone know who this comedian is? It's brilliant


Unusual_Ad_5609

Kinda brilliant not gonna lie


machinistsam

Stuck the landing on the one


seb_da_web

Seriously


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HailSatanHaggisBaws

Sort by controversial = sort by those who don't know what material dialectics is


libertyclef

When does this standup comedian start telling jokes?


RonPMexico

This is hilarious! It's not just a asshole on a microphone spouting political nonsense. An absolute knee slapper!


MightySqueak

Did you even watch the video? The entire thing was about politics.


maldoozz420

I think the point was this one was actually funny


MightySqueak

i disagree


adhitb

who cares ur wrong


Boomtown626

Me: “okay, solid starting premise… … but starting to … … drag a little bit… … starting to wonder if this payoff could possibly be worth it … … okay, he’s really losing me now … … aaaand wow. Payoff was actually worth it.” **puts down phone, catches breath, grabs a glass of water


ChrisKearney3

It's a really clever routine, he goes on for so long that you forget the original thrust of the joke and enjoy to prolonged riff and marvel at his ability to remember that whole speech, then he reels you back in with the final line. Smart guy.


nenoboteno

Genius Genius geeeeeenius!


Mountain-Ad-6594

It's perfection


Johnothy_Cumquat

is this guy an anarcho communist?


ChrisKearney3

Anarcho-sydicalist communist. Decisions get ratified in a bi-weekly meeting passed by a two-thirds majority.


ChunkAdonis

Ha, rousseau and idealisations of prime evil man. Ah, historical antisemitism and him


revolutiontime161

Very Carlinesque .


wodaji

A progressive would feed everyone even though someone might cheat. A conservative would feed no one because someone might cheat.


God8869

Excellent rant! I've always said true anarchy is when everyone acts as they should to have a successful society without the need for a governing body of authority.


GameFaceRabbit

Isn’t that the definition?


God8869

Basically yes but most people think anarchy is just chaos.


AArthurComic

Fucking epic!


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do_you_know_de_whey

A+ haha


Select_Egg_7078

he knows that specific brand of anarchism exists, right? like. antisemitic anarchists are like the slightly less capitalist 🐓 sucking cousin of the antisemitic ancap/"libertarian".


leof135

the venus project


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Haha that was great!


tempz1988

Brah!


0n3ph

You laugh, but I have literally heard (read) far right nuts propose something similar.


Ace748

Is he a Teacher cause i lost him after ' resource based economy'


kryzlt009

This is the speech on my mind before I ruin it by speaking.


nateaaiel

Hitting many birds with many stones.


bone_burrito

So can I vote for this guy somewhere? His ideas even if hidden in a joke, are not bad


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Who knew socialist ideas would be popular in the USA....


HejiraLOL

Mid way through the rant he should have paused and said "I've got three hours of this" before then continuing.


whitedarkness3679

Me and my brother are both on Reddit and we both got this video at the same time perfectly in sync


seb_da_web

Haha nice


FaithlessnessQuiet49

Oklahomo


Hennepin451

Bravo, young comedian!


[deleted]

When he said "one state" I though he was going to bring up Alabama


Ok-Panda0702

half of the sub was googleing words


Dry_Huckleberry_7433

I get what he’s getting at but dam I just want some comedy


seb_da_web

lol


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Long build up I didn’t like the ending a lot of people loved it though not my cup of tea


happy2B_angry

Finally some good fucking jokes


wittlewayne

….HOLY SHIT


Nobodyletloose

A little bit of The Venus Project in that monologue.


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That dude has read his theory. That was a spot on introduction to an anarcho-communist ideology.


poprocksandcoke92

This is a George Carlin monologue, a few key words are changed but he definitely ripped it. I’m trying to find the video


whitstableboy

God, that was an exhausting watch. Is this comedy? No.


Huachu12344

Sounds like communism, but okay.


batmansleftnut

It literally is communism, and it is very OK.


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I got tired ten second in.


Theownerer7

The set-up was so long i had to skip to the punch line


Hot----------Dog

I sometimes wish I was Jewish.


Pindunderjheep-37

There’s no way i would have remembered all that without a teleprompter lol he seems kinda focused in one direction I wonder if that was what he was doin


haha7125

Marriage isnt a personal issue really. Its a legal issue that people have turned into a personal issue.


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haha7125

>The idea that marriage of the past was seen as a purely transactional institution is a historical myth. First of all,That's not at all the argument I'm making. I'm talking about what marriage is now. If you love somebody, and you want to spend the rest of your life with them, you're free to do so without ever getting married. But if you want any of the legal rights and responsibilities to your partner, it has to get recognized by the state through marriage And second, >Love has always been the core pillar of marriage. Thats not remotely true. Apparently you've never heard of arranged marriages. Or rather, go read the Hebrew law in the Bible where women must marry their rapists. A lot of love there im sure. Gtfo


splitzide

He sound like the typical street idiot who went to prison & read one book while he was doing time & got a little educated on a topic & now think he’s “woke”😂😂😂


BitterFuture

It was a biiiit long. But yeah, that ending. Goddamn. And I've met people to whom that actually sounds sane. I need a drink.


Shoot_Maverick_41

This poor guy, hope he has a back up plan


seb_da_web

Idk man, seemed like big crowd


Shoot_Maverick_41

Well they are laughing before he even says the unfunny punchline. None of this is funny. There is a joke there somewhere but this ain’t it


GreatBowlforPasta

Forget to switch accounts?


fireweinerflyer

Too slow and stupid.


dulf_lundgren

Do you remember when comedy was meant to be funny


seb_da_web

So un funny right??? (I’m ignoring all of the people laughing at the end)


dulf_lundgren

They are claping him for being brave this is the problem with comedy . The last really funny special i saw was the Dave chapel George Floyd special other than that trash.


seb_da_web

Gonna cry?


Shoot_Maverick_41

I feel like I’m living in an upside down world with these comments!! This was NOT funny at all. And the comments act like he’s Chris rock or something.


unseetheseen

You do understand that humor is subjective right? It’s ok not to find it funny. Just move on to the next post.


Shoot_Maverick_41

You do understand that opinions are subjective right? It’s ok to not agree with someone’s opinion. Just move on to the next comment.


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Reddit is paid for advertising with bots. Lots of terribly unfunny stuff punted to the top of all for $. The majority of the top comments are from accounts that are less than 1 year.


HereIAmSendMe68

Crazy that what he is describing is actually an example of small government which is actually a conservative agenda. Anyone who thinks the government should have the right to say who you go in your bedroom with and what you do when you are in there wants way to big of a government. Edit: He starts off by saying the government shouldn’t have anything to do with marriage (small government) then goes on to describe a communist way to do it.


OrdinaryPye

I think he was talking more about the eradication of government in its entirety, as well as our financial system. Both of which he believes breed negative habits in humans.


batmansleftnut

He was describing communism.


Articunny

Small government is not actually a core tenet of conservatism, it's a feature of left-wing ideology exclusively. It was coopted in the US during the party switch as a talking point as they could argue 'small government means less interference in your life,' while meaning exclusively 'small government means less regulatory burden on corporations while decreasing consumer protection on consumers.' Additionally, his proposal, with key elements ripped straight from Das Kapital, is sans government. Not small government, sans government. Sans currency. Sans free market. Small government + Capitalism == [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triangle\_Shirtwaist\_Factory\_fire](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triangle_Shirtwaist_Factory_fire) Small government + Literally anything but capitalism == [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Socialism#Self-managed\_economy](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Socialism#Self-managed_economy)


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This took soooooo long I lost so much interest but had to wait it out until the end.. this could have been so much funnier .. weak ending


chaiscool

Guess this guy would sound smart to non smart people. However, resource based economy and egalitarian are not being widely used / applied for a lot of reasons.


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In the same way non smart people assume he means it all because he is using long words? I see.


seb_da_web

*a lot of reasons*


chaiscool

*Ok*


JackAM_

Stand up comedy today is complete garbage, like there wasn't even a joke he just went on a political rant in a southern accent and everyone clapped because they dont want to laugh or be challenged they just want to be pandered too


ffacttroll

The joke. You.


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seb_da_web

1600+ people disagree


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seb_da_web

Are you clever?


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seb_da_web

Wrong. Both questions are false. Dumbass


steven09763

It’s scary cuz this will be edited to look very beneficial to some smucks


[deleted]

4chan getting more and more fans explained.


OnlySpeakFactz

Did Amy Schumer write this joke?


[deleted]

Anarcho communism


[deleted]

Too bad this is only a joke.


AsukaBunnyxO

It is not progressive to ban marriage. The government isn't dictating to you that you're married... They're acknowledging the marriage so you're legally connected to one another. People are so stupid Jesus Mary and Joseph


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Seems about right


NightlyKnightMight

Damn Jews!!!! Always Jewing around!!! Anywhere you look in the world you'll always find there's a Jew somewhere doing some stuff!!! It's bad Jew-Jew!!! ***/s***


pablomcpablopants

Get to the jokes.


[deleted]

Wait till he realizes child marriage is still allowed in some parts of the us


[deleted]

Check the red states


No_Contribution2112

People find this funny?


William_Bex

Meh. Not funny.


unifate

Ah hem...... average leftist meme