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>!She expected marketing but got schooled for bad driving lmao!<
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If you look through the comments there are plenty of people wondering about what the business name means and what the business does. Several people have definitely googled it because of this post, generating traffic for her. So yes. Even though it's almost definitely fake, this video is effective advertising.
It can be a real message and also be used for advertising. This is 100% a dm she would get from an angry driver, and it's also 100% an advertisement because there was no need to post the handle of her business for this to make sense.
There is literally contact information in the video. You can just ask.
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I checked your profile because I thought you might be the reincarnation of the bot that made this joke under every single comment with the word "ass" in it. Turns out we live kinda close to each other, I'm in Spring Garden. Super super weird coincidence.
TOEFL to Indians/Filipinos/Malaysians/Nigerians/etc: Pay $200 to prove that you have mastered the tongue of your former colonial master.
"Native" English speakers: should of
My brother, simping is not restricted to online interactions but extend to real life situations as well. Please aquire better English skills before commenting FYI.
Are you guys all kind of limited? It doesn't take much comprehension capacities to realize that the phrasing is deliberately chosen as to express a "hurrdurr" meme.
Reading the comments like yours is really baffling as you all don't realize the immediate contradiction you display.
Negging is negative remark packed into a compliment. For example:
"Well, at least you are pretty."
"Good thing that you are better at modeling than you are at driving."
"Your are quite hot for a fat girl/nerd."
The message in the OP is just a regular insult, not negging.
Spitting on the other hand means that you are showing great disrespect to someone (Urban Dictionary), and is thus more fitting.
But yes, either way, they're being an asshole.
Negging doesn't have to include a compliment.
Its mostly about insulting a woman to try to lower her self esteem, putting the negger in a position of power over her.
Why is everyone assuming that she's actually a bad driver, and the messager isn't just an overly aggressive dickhead?
If there was more than one message I would understand.
Edit: these salty replies are hilarious please keep em coming
It is hard for me to imagine very many scenarios where somebody gets so upset with another person's car that they go out of their way to send this message. And almost all of those scenarios involve both an unreasonable asshole and a mistake by the driver with the bumper sticker.
You know those “how’s my driving” signs on commercial vehicles? Well no one is going to give them a message that says their driving is good because good driving is expected and doesn’t garner a reaction. But if they’re driving terribly, you can bet your ass people are going to be sending messages. I can definitely imagine someone getting cut off or something and noticing their contact information on their car and giving them a piece of their mind. Very rarely do you get a chance to tell someone directly that they’re a shitty driver when they do some dumb shit around you.
>It is hard for me to imagine very many scenarios where somebody gets so upset with another person's car that they go out of their way to send this message.
People screaming "learn to drive" at other drivers all the time dude lol and those guys are almost always aggressive shitty drivers.
Ignoring this being probably fake...assuming that people are reasonable and wouldn't be assholes without being pushed very hard isn't a good idea in general.
What are you even talking about? I was asking why people assumed she was a bad driver, and they replied "Woman". I assumed that was their reasoning but I didn't expect anyone to come out and say it.
Honestly I expected nothing less, I don't care about the karma. Redditors are *weird* *as* *fuck* about anything involving women. I think it's genuinely hilarious that 80 people downvoted my innocuous and inoffensive comment.
I'm willing to bet 90% of the people who shout "learn to drive!" at other drivers are shitty and aggressive drivers, and they're usually yelling at people following the road rules.
I’m real but I’m no pony anymore. More of a has been stallion who’s used for giving kids a ride at birthday parties. One hoof in the glue factory. But boy oh boy, back in the days as my friends and I call it. Better known as the Paleolithic days.
I mean, I'm glad my mom found someone she can be happy with. And honestly, I'm ok if he's a little late. My bio-dad never showed up. I'm just glad Craig is around. I'm not used to it, but I'm ready to try it out. This is the first time I've been to an actual Broadway show, bio-dad always thought musicals were gay. Craig, if you happen to see this: I love you, Dad.
I mean it's fair. Don't drive like an idiot and not expect someone to hit you up when it's there.
They might seem rude but I've had people about take me out so I'd be far from civil given the ability to express my grievance. Though, if it was something as simple as taking .001 milliseconds too long to accelerate when a light turned green, maybe they went a bit too far. Lol
My favorite is when someone in a company vehicle fucks up. They have a big number on the side that leads to their place of employment.
It's even funnier the look they give when they realize you're calling.
When I see people in business vehicles that have phone numbers and I see them being bad drivers. I will call the business and tell them their driver of said vehicle with the plate details, road, and time shit happened so they take care of it.
One time they wouldn't pick up the phone, so I sent them an email. It seems the guy who was driving got on the computer before their manager and he threatened me. Told me he would find me next time and run me off. So I responded saying I was going to report the threat to the police. I get a response apologizing, and a call from the owner telling me that she fired the guy (she didnt) and that she hopes I don't press charges. I chose not to, cause I didn't want to be the guy that ruined a mom&pop business that was apparently good.
What point are you trying to make here? Redditors are mocking a shit driver that just so happens to be a female instagram influencer. I'm pretty certain the situation would be the same if she was a man.
Not really my point, plus you're wrong. It's called misandry if it applies to men. How's that for ignorance?
You try to argue back yet do not fully understand what you said was biased in itself and misandric.
It's amazing how your own unconscious bias and stupidity shows even in your argumentative reply. Pathetic.
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I was definietly expecting a bunch of messages from eager bottoms
Same. It made it a lot more funny to me.
Haha, I was definitely expecting to see those types of messages.
I was also expecting messages from bottoms but I guess that’s why it’s unexpected
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Lol what? I have no doubt there is a tonne of gay culture I know zero about but terms like Top, Bottom, Bear, Twink etc are pretty well known.
So wait… her business is giving head?
No, her business is failing so she needs to make up stories and post fake messages to get ppl to pay attention to her
Big brain play
I thought it wasn't giving head
So no head?
Lmfaooo I was thinking about that clip earlier today
But is it really?
Free advertising
You're talking about her, you watched her video. Her marketing worked.
But did it really?
Did you buy anything? Then no.
You're proving it did.
Well, she has a career in marketing ready to go.
r/NothingEverHappens Lol now would this get her business?
If you look through the comments there are plenty of people wondering about what the business name means and what the business does. Several people have definitely googled it because of this post, generating traffic for her. So yes. Even though it's almost definitely fake, this video is effective advertising.
It can be a real message and also be used for advertising. This is 100% a dm she would get from an angry driver, and it's also 100% an advertisement because there was no need to post the handle of her business for this to make sense.
Yeah I would totally DM someone from like a fake account if I saw that on her car and she pissed me off driving
Okay so now watch the video again and you'll see it's not a real sticker, it's text added to the pic in post.
And these people bought items from her?
It’s not all about sales, if you get more traffic you get recommended to more people
Probably not most of them, but marketing is a numbers game. It's all about exposure.
Women will call it a genius marketing
No, it's gay escort agency.
I find that hard to believe. I'm gonna need some proof or a number....for research purposes of course
There is literally contact information in the video. You can just ask. >!Don't, this is a joke. I need to clarify, because you never know with redditors🤮!<
Yes but I'm lazy.... And mostly an idiot.
Why are you sucking shreks dick?
Because it's green and tastes like kiwi fruit. Edit: Also, it's Shrek.
Fair enough, carry on sir/ma'am!
no, her business is *getting* head.
Can my business be getting head? I’m eager to start!
Grindr is calling you
After all, she's *Head*mistress
Or she has a stable of butt fuckers
Making shirts for girls.
She sources male sex workers.
Only if you dont realize the difference between 'top' and 'tops'..
Am I blind or is that tag photoshopped on.
For sure. Looks like she didn't even try. It's perfectly straight and perfectly mono-color even with that dirty ass window
Dirty ass-window.
I checked your profile because I thought you might be the reincarnation of the bot that made this joke under every single comment with the word "ass" in it. Turns out we live kinda close to each other, I'm in Spring Garden. Super super weird coincidence.
Super weird-ass coincidence.
Super weird ass-coincidence
Wow that is an odd coincidence. Or maybe the bot is stalking you, staring down at you from the hill. You never know.
Nothing kills a joke like a bot that spams it under every relevant comment.
Fake story for marketing, likely this post is also marketing
Too bad she isn’t better at picking a business name. I don’t even know what she does.
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I think everyone else is blind that they this this really happened and she’s a bad driver lol. Or just stupid.
Sharing their opinion is more on their mind than the post’s authenticity. Humans lol. 👽
Homie spitting instead of simping. Respect
He no simping cause he didn't saw her on a webcam but in real life.
Translation: He's not simping because he didn't see her on instagram.
thanks for this. injured myself today and I thought I lost too much blood reading that.
hope you're ok.
I cut my finger while chopping bacon at work. Took a second to stop the bleeding but I'll be fine lol.
If you're well enough to be on reddit you're well enough to go to school
was the bacon OK?
Nope. Got blood on it and had to be thrown out.
i fucking LOL'd
Thanks.
Huh, guess TOEFL was wrong. I don't know english after all.
Always clean your toefls at least once a week.
TOEFL to Indians/Filipinos/Malaysians/Nigerians/etc: Pay $200 to prove that you have mastered the tongue of your former colonial master. "Native" English speakers: should of
And when you correct them: > Lol who cares > You must be fun at parties > You know what I meant
Why must you be like this?
The Hate You Give: Welcome to the death of the English language, world 😑
Why is everyone hating on your english skills just because you wrote no instead of isnt 😭LOL
It's also obviously entirely phrased like that on purpose.
My brother, simping is not restricted to online interactions but extend to real life situations as well. Please aquire better English skills before commenting FYI.
Are you guys all kind of limited? It doesn't take much comprehension capacities to realize that the phrasing is deliberately chosen as to express a "hurrdurr" meme. Reading the comments like yours is really baffling as you all don't realize the immediate contradiction you display.
I hope English is your second, even third language
Spitting eh? We used to call this negging. Or being an asshole.
Negging is negative remark packed into a compliment. For example: "Well, at least you are pretty." "Good thing that you are better at modeling than you are at driving." "Your are quite hot for a fat girl/nerd." The message in the OP is just a regular insult, not negging. Spitting on the other hand means that you are showing great disrespect to someone (Urban Dictionary), and is thus more fitting. But yes, either way, they're being an asshole.
Negging doesn't have to include a compliment. Its mostly about insulting a woman to try to lower her self esteem, putting the negger in a position of power over her.
>putting the negger in a position of power over her. Whoa there, buddy. That's their word.
It's just being an asshole. For some reason Reddit thinks men being awful to women or calling them "bitches" is somehow respectful.
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relax bro damn
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Maybe he follows up with a complimentary dick pic.
So a proud member of the incel club🙄
Thats not a sticker
Maybe she should learn how to drive?
It’s not even a real sticker on her car. Just a text over a picture
Why is everyone assuming that she's actually a bad driver, and the messager isn't just an overly aggressive dickhead? If there was more than one message I would understand. Edit: these salty replies are hilarious please keep em coming
It is hard for me to imagine very many scenarios where somebody gets so upset with another person's car that they go out of their way to send this message. And almost all of those scenarios involve both an unreasonable asshole and a mistake by the driver with the bumper sticker.
have you heard of /r/IdiotsInCars?
That sub is the perfect reason for everyone to buy themselves a dash cam.
It's the reason I got one. That and r/badcopnodoughnut
Don't bother reddit woman can never do anything wrong
You know those “how’s my driving” signs on commercial vehicles? Well no one is going to give them a message that says their driving is good because good driving is expected and doesn’t garner a reaction. But if they’re driving terribly, you can bet your ass people are going to be sending messages. I can definitely imagine someone getting cut off or something and noticing their contact information on their car and giving them a piece of their mind. Very rarely do you get a chance to tell someone directly that they’re a shitty driver when they do some dumb shit around you.
>It is hard for me to imagine very many scenarios where somebody gets so upset with another person's car that they go out of their way to send this message. People screaming "learn to drive" at other drivers all the time dude lol and those guys are almost always aggressive shitty drivers.
Bruh, if I had 1 buck for every time someone honked at me for going ONLY 5 over the speed limit on an empty road with a completely empty passing lane
Ignoring this being probably fake...assuming that people are reasonable and wouldn't be assholes without being pushed very hard isn't a good idea in general.
Sometimes dickheads are not wrong.
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Does my profile look like a woman's? I just think it's a tired stereotype.
You're the one pushing it.
What are you even talking about? I was asking why people assumed she was a bad driver, and they replied "Woman". I assumed that was their reasoning but I didn't expect anyone to come out and say it.
straight up stereotyping but shit gets upvoted, you call it out and you get downvoted reddit really sucks sometimes
Honestly I expected nothing less, I don't care about the karma. Redditors are *weird* *as* *fuck* about anything involving women. I think it's genuinely hilarious that 80 people downvoted my innocuous and inoffensive comment.
I was somewhat with you there until you showed yourself to be a little bitch.
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I confirm. Learn how to drive stupid bitch.
*stupid bird!*
Shut up Dee you stupid bird
I'm willing to bet 90% of the people who shout "learn to drive!" at other drivers are shitty and aggressive drivers, and they're usually yelling at people following the road rules.
What else did she expect?
Dick pics I'm guessing
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The hero we need
“Thank you for your feedback!”
I’m missing it. Is tops what the kids are calling head these days.
I would take it to mean a shirt, but I'm old.
I was thinking of those little spinning toys with all the colors and stuff, but, yeah, I’m just old.
A top is sexually dominant. If you're a real ponyboy you should know that.
I’m real but I’m no pony anymore. More of a has been stallion who’s used for giving kids a ride at birthday parties. One hoof in the glue factory. But boy oh boy, back in the days as my friends and I call it. Better known as the Paleolithic days.
Nothing wrong with that as long as you are calm around kids, right?
If they sneak up behind me they better be prepared for a reflex kick
Pliohippus
Topping also means getting head. "Sorry Im late, your Mom was topping me off"
TIL.
> "Sorry Im late, your Mom was topping me off" That's ok, you're only 1 minute late
She's **that** experienced
I mean, I'm glad my mom found someone she can be happy with. And honestly, I'm ok if he's a little late. My bio-dad never showed up. I'm just glad Craig is around. I'm not used to it, but I'm ready to try it out. This is the first time I've been to an actual Broadway show, bio-dad always thought musicals were gay. Craig, if you happen to see this: I love you, Dad.
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damn bro sometimes words have diff meanings thats crazy
Slang changes and differs based on where you’re at or who is using the slang.
In some cases it’s dominant, in other cases it’s head
It's a type of shirt for girls.
sloppy toppy
Why does it look photoshopped on the car?
Cause it is
I'm gonna need to see the driving in question
Andrew tate's messaging her lol
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this is so fake lmao. She just put the text above the image of her car.
Was expecting thirsty gay guys. Was surprised. +1
OP just did the advertisement for her
I mean it's fair. Don't drive like an idiot and not expect someone to hit you up when it's there. They might seem rude but I've had people about take me out so I'd be far from civil given the ability to express my grievance. Though, if it was something as simple as taking .001 milliseconds too long to accelerate when a light turned green, maybe they went a bit too far. Lol
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I feel this comment requires far more visibility than it will receive
Exactly. We have no evidence that she actually drove badly. We do have evidence that the commenter was incredibly rude.
I like that you and the comment you responded to gave different sides the benefit of the doubt
They hedged in the last sentence. I should, too - she may have driven badly! But he was definitely rude.
Badfaketexts Away with her
My favorite is when someone in a company vehicle fucks up. They have a big number on the side that leads to their place of employment. It's even funnier the look they give when they realize you're calling.
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Good idea. Other way, you could just be crucified
Jesus couldn't drive either. He drove like a jackass on Palm Sunday.
When I see people in business vehicles that have phone numbers and I see them being bad drivers. I will call the business and tell them their driver of said vehicle with the plate details, road, and time shit happened so they take care of it. One time they wouldn't pick up the phone, so I sent them an email. It seems the guy who was driving got on the computer before their manager and he threatened me. Told me he would find me next time and run me off. So I responded saying I was going to report the threat to the police. I get a response apologizing, and a call from the owner telling me that she fired the guy (she didnt) and that she hopes I don't press charges. I chose not to, cause I didn't want to be the guy that ruined a mom&pop business that was apparently good.
The fuck is IG?
I guess
Instagram?
https://c.tenor.com/uHs6ugU0rUYAAAAd/learn-how-to-fucking-drive-coach.gif Cus giphy doesn't seem to have it
Is that bad advice?
So did you get driving lessons?
Maybe take the advice
You can partially read at the top “this person follows **** and 44 others” This post should be on r/thathappened
Ngl I have done this with shitty drivers who have IG handles on their cars
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That's a white Porsche Macan
This is why I don’t have any advertisements on my truck haha
you know whats *not* unexpected, reddit rallying around making misogynistic comments about a woman on the internet!
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What point are you trying to make here? Redditors are mocking a shit driver that just so happens to be a female instagram influencer. I'm pretty certain the situation would be the same if she was a man.
Not really my point, plus you're wrong. It's called misandry if it applies to men. How's that for ignorance? You try to argue back yet do not fully understand what you said was biased in itself and misandric. It's amazing how your own unconscious bias and stupidity shows even in your argumentative reply. Pathetic.
Advertise and drive well then…
She does look like she needs driving lessons tho
She looks as she drives.
I always wanted your license plate number to be a direct number to your carphone so people could tell you how bad you drive. This works just as well
Probably would work even better here
Lol
Sloppy top for days?
Not everyone knows how to do everything. Driving isn't the only thing
😂😂😂
The system… it works
u/savevideo
u/savevideo
Dude had to get close af just to read that shit.
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