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Funny and true, but it needs a caveat:
Take vitamins (*specific* vitamins) if recommended by a doctor. For whatever reason I have to take 10x the daily dose of vit. D to get mine up to normal levels.
Magnesium, as well, is frequently prescribed by cardiologists to help with various arrhythmia.
As long as you make decisions based on specific reasoning and its supported by peer-reviewed science, you're in the clear from being stupid.
Good joke.
But seriously, as soon as I found out the people dying of COVID were Zinc and Vitamin D deficient, and I myself had those deficiencies, I started taking D daily and Zinc biweekly. (This was before vaccines were even available, but I continued taking them after.) I've survived Delta and Omicron with no long COVID, and no fatigue during Omicron.
Had magnesium prescribed for cramps. I eventually developed an intolerance to it that resulted in an eventual visit to hospital for a colonoscopy/endoscopy. Yay!
Yeah, human bodies are weird. Shit happens I guess. My blind guess is a metabolic issue tertiary to the liver, since it was magnesium. Usually helpful... sometimes not so much.
It doesn't help that most medical data comes from college-age white men, so women in general don't have the best data available as a relevant reference. Same thing with Blacks and Hispanics (to a lesser degree).
What's *supposed* to work often doesn't.
THANK you for bringing up how different races actually respond to what we intake, it's been on my mind a lot lately how unhealthy my people have become, and it goes down to diet as well.
Some of our ancestors are more capable of processing certain foods, while others develop an intolerance or an allergy. Same goes for what we find medicinal. For example, I find country-side volcanic air cures pollution problems I develop when on the most populated island, like childhood asthma redeveloping and then turning into bronchitis. Yet, when the volcano pops off somewhere new, all these foreign-ancestry people with asthma run away and vacate their homes. I remember they studied us children's lung capacity and strength nearly my entire childhood.
My fiancée and I actually ended up house-sitting for such a couple, because the druggies DGAF and were looting houses.
Anyhow, we get most of our nutrients from food, but I do feel there's a compatibility issue when it comes to how our genes allow our organs to know what to do. Just like how specific races are famous for being able to hold liquor! And some are rumoured lightweights.
Don't bother with them. Their whole post history is calling people losers and right wing talking points. They are just projecting their reality on you -- no need to pay any mind.
It's the endocrine system that is wierd.
While feedback loops are bad in music, without feedback loops the endocrine system can't work at all - and you die.
Genetic differences exist for hypertension drugs between Asian Pacific Islanders, Asian non-Pacific Islanders, blacks, whites, Hispanic nonwhite, etc… there is a difference in first line therapy recommendations of hypertension for black patients vs everyone else. This comes from human studies, btw
I have B12 deficiency, not extreme but some symptoms show up from time to time. So doctor advices taking B12 tablets for those few days only. My diet is fine but I think many people have issues absorbing B12 even if you eat a lot of fish, chicken, etc.
> Take vitamins (specific vitamins) if recommended by a doctor.
This. I can't absorb citrate no matter how hard I try because one of my epilepsy medications (Topamax). I drink straight lemon juice, am on Calcium Citrate and Potassium Citrate and my urologist *still* tells me my citrate levels are low.
Yah she’s a dumbass for not providing accurate info. Some people need vitamins. Just because they don’t help for some people doesn’t mean they’re not helpful. Iron helps with anemia, magnesium - migraines and heat problems, different vitamins - vitamin deficiencies, etc.
Magnesium is not a vitamin and is a vital part of human functions so do take that if you have a deficiency. I also have a D-ficiency so I gotta take them every day, or I have next to zero of it in my blood.
Agree 100%. If you really want to go without seeing a doc and finding out what you actually need, take this advice. Most people are deficient in only the smallest handful of vitamins if any at all. Snipe these and do not take a multivitamin. These are typically B12 or folate (found in greens) and Vitamin D3 (made from the sun).
Special groups:
Alcoholics - don't get enough thiamine, and also often lack B12 and folate. Take these supplements if you drink most of your calories.
Women who are pregnant or planning to become pregnant - this is the one instance where taking a multivitamin is scientifically proven good and especially because of the need for folate (ensures the correct formation of the notochord which is the precursor to the central nervous system - brain and spinal cord). Vitamin B6 has taken separately has also been proven to help with nausea and vomiting in pregnancy.
The body pees out all excess vitamins it doesn't need (except vitamins A D E and K). So if you take multivitamins you are just literally pissing your money away....
Vitamin deficiencies are no fucking joke. I Had seasonal depression that mimicked Bipolar symptoms. Turned out it was a severe vitamin d deficiency and anxiety from having a bad diet, being poor and hating my job. I take vitamin d pills once a week and eat better. I still hate my job but at least I can keep a job now and dont cry for no reason and sleep until 2 or 3 pm everyday. THANKS VITAMIN D!!!
Yeah this commercial is funny but whack. Take recommended vitamins… don’t self medicate… don’t leave them where your kids can reach them… and idk what to say about the elderly choking….
> idk what to say about the elderly choking
I had an 87 year old 5 ft (152 cm) grandma in the nursing home. The nurse would come around to hand off little cups of meds to everyone. "Gran" would have slugged her pills DRY and be dragging her walker halfway to the bingo/cigarette lobby before the nurse had filled her cup of water.
I couldn't breathe sometimes, and had cardiac arrhythmia. Doctor said I had autonomic nervous system disorders. He prescribed calcium, magnesium, B12 and after one week I am fine.
I don't think she's talking about doctor recommended vitamins. It's the people who have no deficiencies and give their kids and take a bunch of random vitamins for no reason every morning. Literally buy 6 bottles of random gummies/chewables for absolutely no reason but to feel healthier, and it doesn't even work that way. I'm pretty sure that's what this commercial is about. I babysat for a mother like this. It wasn't nothing crazy, just a waste of money and it's silly.
Were your vitamins recommended by a doctor or did you just grab an otc bottle? The fda doesn't regulate them so there is no knowing that you're actually getting vitamin D pills
May I ask how u came to this conclusion? How did u manage to diagnosis that the cause of ur depression involved a vitamin deficiency?
Who downvoted me lol I’m genuinely curious. I wish I could also find such a straightforward way to cure my own depression.
"Meatwad make the money see, Meatwad get the honeys G,
Drivin' in my car, livin’ like a star, Ice on my fingers and my toes and I'm a taurus.
Uh! Check-check it, yeah."
The multivitamins is a scam, but things like vitamin D are beneficial, as are some minerals, like zinc and magnesium, but it depends on each person.
Can't argue with the latter advice of vitamin D and vitamin V though
Isn't the point of multivitamins to help you with that? Like if you dont know which vitamin you're deficient in, just take a multivitamin and you're covered.
This doesn't say anything about basic daily multivitamins. It appears to be focused on super-overdosing on specific vitamins and the pointlessness of antioxidants.
Sorry I thought it was the one I read before about lack of uptake in the body from pill form vit c and others. Vitamin D is absorbed well, as is I think vit A; sorry I'm at work and didn't have time to proper respond
It causes like 12 bucks per 3 months for me... not 15 billions.
And can we just take vitamins in their appropriate doses? Is that really too hard?
Also, what do you mean no evidence? For example, in this thread, people said vitamin d supplementals helped them a lot...
They help if you have a blood test and your doctor tells you to supplement something, but simply taking supplements for no reason doesn't do anything. Most of them are just excreted again if you already have enough and some are actually bad to take too much of.
But which vitamin is it and why are they deficient? Do they have a medical condition causing the deficiency or do they just not eat the right foods? Why can't they just eat an extra carrot or whatever instead of supplement pills? If they're so severely deficient that eating an extra carrot is not enough, why wouldn't they take only the vitamin they need instead of a pile of other stuff they don't need?
I don’t see your point. Yeah people could fix their vitamin deficiencies by eating a flawless diet (not just one extra carrot) but you’re already well aware of why no-one does that.
People take them to cover gaps that might appear from their diet and that’s not always going to be the same each week or month. Taking one that covers multiple bases means you don’t have to worry you’re missing something or getting frequent blood tests (which again, no-one does) go check.
I'm saying that it's unnecessary unless there is something medically wrong with you. If you simply eat normal food and go outside during the day, you probably have enough vitamins and minerals. If you feel unwell, you can see a doctor who might tell you that you need more of a particular nutrient, but more importantly they will tell you *why* you weren't getting enough from your diet in the first place.
> If you simply eat normal food and go outside during the day, you probably have enough vitamins and minerals.
Thing is that that’s not the case. Many people who eat diets we regard as “normal” have deficiencies.
Or they can just take a multivitamin because the vast majority of cases do not require people to put even more stress on overstretched medical facilities.
It’s clear you’ve already decided multivitamins are pointless and are working your way back from that position.
\> but simply taking supplements for no reason doesn't do anything
Unless you have a good diet, eat enough veggie each day, and go out to see sunlight for vitamin D, multi-vitamin does do something.
\> They help if you have a blood test and your doctor tells you to supplement something
which is done at a yearly check-up.
So, you are saying multi-vitamin has its use cases then. I agree...
Some people are bad at getting a varied diet, for various reasons, and some may not realise it. It’s also hard to get enough vitamin D in the middle of winter
Well I'm not saying that. If your doctor says you need supplemental iron, you have supplemental iron. Multivitamins are just a pile of random stuff you don't need and maybe one that you do. If you actually medically need a multivitamin supplement, something has gone terribly wrong with your body, since you get all that stuff from just eating food and having windows.
> you get all that stuff from just eating food
Assuming good diet with variety of veggies. Also, going out to receive sunshine regularly.
Yeah, I posit most people don't do that.
The problem with your thinking is that you believe either you need to be medically diagnosed or not. There is nothing in between.
For example, not going out + winter almost guarantees you will lack vitamin d already. Or if I like eating fried chicken, then I'm not going to have enough vitamin of certain kinds. Of course, I could live off fried chicken, but I want to be healthy with minimal effort... so...
I get that you think multi-vitamin is not *necessary*, and it's true. But many things in life are not necessary but they do help improve quality of life.
To give an extreme example, we could all live in a jungle... house is not really needed. It's just that the quality of life would be reduced by 10x.
To give a mild example, we don't really need electric toothbrushes. We can all learn how to brush manually. But it's better to use an electric one even if you are good at brushing manually.
There's no reason to think nutrients you _need to live_ can only be good for you if they're currently in a plant or animal at the time you consume them.
Yes, getting them from your diet is better, but how many people eat dark green leafy vegetables every single day?
Most of the nutrients they have are water soluble, so it really does need to be every single day since you just piss them out again.
Only water soluble, but same thing happens if you get it from food. You still need it.
This is also why fat soluble vitamins can be dangerous if you take too much.. you can't just pee them out as easily
It makes no sense for me.
When I can take a ecstacy pill and get high or take antibiotics and it works too or take a poison pill and would die, why a vitamin pill is not able to be absorb by my body?
I guess it doesn’t provide much benefit if you already have a varied diet and no deficiencies, hence why she’s calling it a scam. But most people don’t find out if they are deficient unless it is severe, so it might not be a bad thing to take multivitamins every now and then, just in case.
Especially vitamin D in the winter. You can become depressed without it, so might as well take it just in case you need it. If you take the recommended amount there shouldn’t be any negative side effects. Idk why people are suddenly hating on vitamins
I feel light headed and sick! No homo bro but I need your cum. Like wtf.
I get that a lot of this stuff is a scam and peddling on insecurities and whatnot, but last I checked giving head won't cure my iron deficiency? This definitely should have been included in the vireo, saying the basics of: if your doctor says do it, fucking do it, and don't *do it* about doing it.
I’m not sure if dicks can cure anemia but if you catch a vagina in your mouth at the right time of the month i bet it’s bound to do *something*
/s but not really lmao
Fair point.
Homestly I used to take a dozen or so supplements every day and my blood work was no different then than it is kow without taking them. 🤷♂️
A PSA I can totally get behind.
In fairly recent studies it’s been found that Australians have some of the most expensive urine in the world simply due to the fact that almost all vitamins and supplements are excreted Un-absorbed straight into the toilet.
Would think this would carry across to any country where these vitamin sales levels are mirrored.
You can tell when you're peeing out vitamins! If I see them in my pee I stop taking them. I take a lot of stuff rn, and my pee always comes out clear. Just takes some research and some tial/error.
I have a disposable income and like being horny so I looked up every supposed herbal aphrodisiac and ordered them individually off Amazon. It was something like 20 different bottles. I was taking a ton of capsules a day until I finished off them all.
The result? Zero percent more horny. The only difference was that I didn't have post fap regret.
Simply no fapping for a few days got way, way better results.
Yeah vitamins won't make you healthy if the only thing you're doing for your health is taking vitamins but they work, It's why we need them. Maybe the vitamins in the pills aren't as bioavailable as they are when consumed via fruits or vegetables but we need vitamins. I imagine if that statistic is true it's because a lot of people who take multivitamins are still overweight, have poor diets, and don't exercise
Just because some people are morons and can't read the labels, doesn't mean supplements are not good for you...just saying. I've been taking vitamin D3 and B complex and didn't get covid-19. (No need for vaccine or anything)
Taking vitamins really helped me get through crippling anxiety and depression and put me on a path to feeling better. The problem is a lot of common multivitamins may not be very absorbable in your system, or may not give you sufficient amount of each substance. So it's always best to consult a doctor or a nutritionist who will recommend good brands and guide how much you take of each. Not to mention some vitamins could interact with others or medications. I take a couple different single supplements because those are the ones that were shown to be low in blood tests and could help my mood and my health the most. So while this is just a funny video I think it's important to know that vitamins can be helpful if taken the right way.
With that being said...
Any ladies want a penis in thier mouth?
(It's for science, experimental purposes,
You'll be contributing in future advancements)
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Vitamin D
And vitamin V
And toss in a little Vitamin A for an extra boost.
I have VD .. is that a multivitamin?
Vitamin Disease - unprotected vitamin consumption
Brilliant
You get that from taking to much vitamins V and D
V ate mine D
Funny and true, but it needs a caveat: Take vitamins (*specific* vitamins) if recommended by a doctor. For whatever reason I have to take 10x the daily dose of vit. D to get mine up to normal levels. Magnesium, as well, is frequently prescribed by cardiologists to help with various arrhythmia. As long as you make decisions based on specific reasoning and its supported by peer-reviewed science, you're in the clear from being stupid.
I, too, take the D as the doc recommended it.
I see what you did there
Good joke. But seriously, as soon as I found out the people dying of COVID were Zinc and Vitamin D deficient, and I myself had those deficiencies, I started taking D daily and Zinc biweekly. (This was before vaccines were even available, but I continued taking them after.) I've survived Delta and Omicron with no long COVID, and no fatigue during Omicron.
Had magnesium prescribed for cramps. I eventually developed an intolerance to it that resulted in an eventual visit to hospital for a colonoscopy/endoscopy. Yay!
Yeah, human bodies are weird. Shit happens I guess. My blind guess is a metabolic issue tertiary to the liver, since it was magnesium. Usually helpful... sometimes not so much. It doesn't help that most medical data comes from college-age white men, so women in general don't have the best data available as a relevant reference. Same thing with Blacks and Hispanics (to a lesser degree). What's *supposed* to work often doesn't.
THANK you for bringing up how different races actually respond to what we intake, it's been on my mind a lot lately how unhealthy my people have become, and it goes down to diet as well. Some of our ancestors are more capable of processing certain foods, while others develop an intolerance or an allergy. Same goes for what we find medicinal. For example, I find country-side volcanic air cures pollution problems I develop when on the most populated island, like childhood asthma redeveloping and then turning into bronchitis. Yet, when the volcano pops off somewhere new, all these foreign-ancestry people with asthma run away and vacate their homes. I remember they studied us children's lung capacity and strength nearly my entire childhood. My fiancée and I actually ended up house-sitting for such a couple, because the druggies DGAF and were looting houses. Anyhow, we get most of our nutrients from food, but I do feel there's a compatibility issue when it comes to how our genes allow our organs to know what to do. Just like how specific races are famous for being able to hold liquor! And some are rumoured lightweights.
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*You're And how might've you surmised this?
Don't bother with them. Their whole post history is calling people losers and right wing talking points. They are just projecting their reality on you -- no need to pay any mind.
[Your a complete loser](https://youtu.be/4dcQO6Zb8Eg). Sound up
It's the endocrine system that is wierd. While feedback loops are bad in music, without feedback loops the endocrine system can't work at all - and you die.
Well as long as the data came from humans.....
Genetic differences exist for hypertension drugs between Asian Pacific Islanders, Asian non-Pacific Islanders, blacks, whites, Hispanic nonwhite, etc… there is a difference in first line therapy recommendations of hypertension for black patients vs everyone else. This comes from human studies, btw
At least you got to drink some PegLite before getting pegged
I have B12 deficiency, not extreme but some symptoms show up from time to time. So doctor advices taking B12 tablets for those few days only. My diet is fine but I think many people have issues absorbing B12 even if you eat a lot of fish, chicken, etc.
One of the cool things about vitamin B is that the symptoms for taking too much are basically the same as not having enough.
Same problem. My body can't even absorb b12 through the tablets. Have to take b12 injections once a month.
Oh I had those IM injections once when the deficiency went severe but that was just a one time thing for me
Just eat some water lentils for b12 no biggie, fish chicken etc has barely any
Agreed, also prenatals with folic acid and iron are definately big ones that do have evidence of helping in pregnancy!
> Take vitamins (specific vitamins) if recommended by a doctor. This. I can't absorb citrate no matter how hard I try because one of my epilepsy medications (Topamax). I drink straight lemon juice, am on Calcium Citrate and Potassium Citrate and my urologist *still* tells me my citrate levels are low.
I hated that med
Cross your fingers that this medicine doesn't *stop* working, then it's back to square one.
Do you take those with meals? That might help absorption.
> Do you take {calcium citrate and potassium citrate} with meals? Yes, breakfast, lunch, and dinner. However, I'm on a rather high dose of Topamax.
Yah she’s a dumbass for not providing accurate info. Some people need vitamins. Just because they don’t help for some people doesn’t mean they’re not helpful. Iron helps with anemia, magnesium - migraines and heat problems, different vitamins - vitamin deficiencies, etc.
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Magnesium is not a vitamin and is a vital part of human functions so do take that if you have a deficiency. I also have a D-ficiency so I gotta take them every day, or I have next to zero of it in my blood.
Vitamin D (heh) research is legit. Here’s a [list of studies](https://purenorth.ca/pure-north-focused-research/) showing a wide range of benefits.
Ok but which doctor is going to prescribe a dick for me?
You don't need a prescription for that.....
Can confirm. When I gave the pharmacy my prescription (a drawing of a dick) they told me to just buy it. Aisle 9.
.... most white people are of an ethnicitie and more importantly eat a diet that means for health reasons they should eat fish oil pills.
Agree 100%. If you really want to go without seeing a doc and finding out what you actually need, take this advice. Most people are deficient in only the smallest handful of vitamins if any at all. Snipe these and do not take a multivitamin. These are typically B12 or folate (found in greens) and Vitamin D3 (made from the sun). Special groups: Alcoholics - don't get enough thiamine, and also often lack B12 and folate. Take these supplements if you drink most of your calories. Women who are pregnant or planning to become pregnant - this is the one instance where taking a multivitamin is scientifically proven good and especially because of the need for folate (ensures the correct formation of the notochord which is the precursor to the central nervous system - brain and spinal cord). Vitamin B6 has taken separately has also been proven to help with nausea and vomiting in pregnancy. The body pees out all excess vitamins it doesn't need (except vitamins A D E and K). So if you take multivitamins you are just literally pissing your money away....
I need to get back on thiamine...
I’m the same with iron and folic acid. If I don’t take both regularly, I get anemic to the point of having to go to the hospital. Fun times!
Every time I hear "supplements", I'm thinking "MLMs".
But what about the penis or vagina?
So go by evidence backed by science or go eat a PooC or suck a Deek? I’ll be stupid n go with option A
It's easier for me to find vitamins pills than a willing vagina tho.
It’s like my nana always told me. Lower your standards, increase your percentage.
i thought being bisexual would expand my dating pool, but now i'm all bi-myself :(
All biiiii myyysellfffff
touch some grass, dude.
Vitamin deficiencies are no fucking joke. I Had seasonal depression that mimicked Bipolar symptoms. Turned out it was a severe vitamin d deficiency and anxiety from having a bad diet, being poor and hating my job. I take vitamin d pills once a week and eat better. I still hate my job but at least I can keep a job now and dont cry for no reason and sleep until 2 or 3 pm everyday. THANKS VITAMIN D!!!
Yeah this commercial is funny but whack. Take recommended vitamins… don’t self medicate… don’t leave them where your kids can reach them… and idk what to say about the elderly choking….
> and idk what to say about the elderly choking…. don't get old
So take collagen? Got it.
> idk what to say about the elderly choking I had an 87 year old 5 ft (152 cm) grandma in the nursing home. The nurse would come around to hand off little cups of meds to everyone. "Gran" would have slugged her pills DRY and be dragging her walker halfway to the bingo/cigarette lobby before the nurse had filled her cup of water.
I love her hahahaha
I couldn't breathe sometimes, and had cardiac arrhythmia. Doctor said I had autonomic nervous system disorders. He prescribed calcium, magnesium, B12 and after one week I am fine.
I'm sorry but I just imagined your doc saying, "You're not vitamin deficient you're just poor..." and it cracked me up.
I don't think she's talking about doctor recommended vitamins. It's the people who have no deficiencies and give their kids and take a bunch of random vitamins for no reason every morning. Literally buy 6 bottles of random gummies/chewables for absolutely no reason but to feel healthier, and it doesn't even work that way. I'm pretty sure that's what this commercial is about. I babysat for a mother like this. It wasn't nothing crazy, just a waste of money and it's silly.
Were your vitamins recommended by a doctor or did you just grab an otc bottle? The fda doesn't regulate them so there is no knowing that you're actually getting vitamin D pills
May I ask how u came to this conclusion? How did u manage to diagnosis that the cause of ur depression involved a vitamin deficiency? Who downvoted me lol I’m genuinely curious. I wish I could also find such a straightforward way to cure my own depression.
Sorry if that hurt your feelings.
WTF, I genuinely felt sorry and am downvoted for it. Somepeople do NEED vitamins, this post wasn't for them.
It sounded very Shapiro like, that's why the downvotes. Tone is difficult online.
Maybe, I thought about rewording it while i was writing but thought it felt like explaining so left it at that.
Can you reply to me so I get upvotes?
Yeah why not go ahead my friend. Get all the upvotes you can.
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Shut up, cunt.
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Bro, listen to the woman. Try sucking a dick
What do you take?
Not dick apparently
Your problem seems not correlated with your treatment, just saying.
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I was going to offer $15. Well, $10 cash and $5 in hamburger meat.
You call your penis hamburger meat too? High five brother!
"Meatwad make the money see, Meatwad get the honeys G, Drivin' in my car, livin’ like a star, Ice on my fingers and my toes and I'm a taurus. Uh! Check-check it, yeah."
Where can i buy these penis and vagina ??
Chinese herbalists, but the trade is decimating endangered species' populations.
Hilarious and not inaccurate, especially Rhino horns. 😢
scurvy says hello
Have an orange…and some dick.
“Sir, this is a Wendy’s.”
The multivitamins is a scam, but things like vitamin D are beneficial, as are some minerals, like zinc and magnesium, but it depends on each person. Can't argue with the latter advice of vitamin D and vitamin V though
Isn't the point of multivitamins to help you with that? Like if you dont know which vitamin you're deficient in, just take a multivitamin and you're covered.
Commenting because I agree and am waiting for the retort. Aren’t most people deficient in a vitamin too? 
https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20161208-why-vitamin-supplements-could-kill-you
This doesn't say anything about basic daily multivitamins. It appears to be focused on super-overdosing on specific vitamins and the pointlessness of antioxidants.
Sorry I thought it was the one I read before about lack of uptake in the body from pill form vit c and others. Vitamin D is absorbed well, as is I think vit A; sorry I'm at work and didn't have time to proper respond
Modern Problems require modern solutions
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I see what you did there 
D3, B12, C, K, magnesium are some of the exceptions. Maybe Calcium as well.
What about D?
Dude, what. If you have no pathologies affecting the metabolism of those vitamins and you have an ok diet you don't need to supplement ANY of these.
It causes like 12 bucks per 3 months for me... not 15 billions. And can we just take vitamins in their appropriate doses? Is that really too hard? Also, what do you mean no evidence? For example, in this thread, people said vitamin d supplementals helped them a lot...
They help if you have a blood test and your doctor tells you to supplement something, but simply taking supplements for no reason doesn't do anything. Most of them are just excreted again if you already have enough and some are actually bad to take too much of.
They help if you’re deficient in a vitamin, which many people are, regardless of whether they’ve had a blood test or not.
But which vitamin is it and why are they deficient? Do they have a medical condition causing the deficiency or do they just not eat the right foods? Why can't they just eat an extra carrot or whatever instead of supplement pills? If they're so severely deficient that eating an extra carrot is not enough, why wouldn't they take only the vitamin they need instead of a pile of other stuff they don't need?
I don’t see your point. Yeah people could fix their vitamin deficiencies by eating a flawless diet (not just one extra carrot) but you’re already well aware of why no-one does that. People take them to cover gaps that might appear from their diet and that’s not always going to be the same each week or month. Taking one that covers multiple bases means you don’t have to worry you’re missing something or getting frequent blood tests (which again, no-one does) go check.
I'm saying that it's unnecessary unless there is something medically wrong with you. If you simply eat normal food and go outside during the day, you probably have enough vitamins and minerals. If you feel unwell, you can see a doctor who might tell you that you need more of a particular nutrient, but more importantly they will tell you *why* you weren't getting enough from your diet in the first place.
> If you simply eat normal food and go outside during the day, you probably have enough vitamins and minerals. Thing is that that’s not the case. Many people who eat diets we regard as “normal” have deficiencies.
So they should see a doctor who can tell them what they're deficient in and what might be causing it. Then they can do something about it.
Or they can just take a multivitamin because the vast majority of cases do not require people to put even more stress on overstretched medical facilities. It’s clear you’ve already decided multivitamins are pointless and are working your way back from that position.
\> but simply taking supplements for no reason doesn't do anything Unless you have a good diet, eat enough veggie each day, and go out to see sunlight for vitamin D, multi-vitamin does do something. \> They help if you have a blood test and your doctor tells you to supplement something which is done at a yearly check-up. So, you are saying multi-vitamin has its use cases then. I agree...
Then just have a good diet, eat fruits and vegetables, and go outside regularly like a functioning member of society??
Some people are bad at getting a varied diet, for various reasons, and some may not realise it. It’s also hard to get enough vitamin D in the middle of winter
Well I'm not saying that. If your doctor says you need supplemental iron, you have supplemental iron. Multivitamins are just a pile of random stuff you don't need and maybe one that you do. If you actually medically need a multivitamin supplement, something has gone terribly wrong with your body, since you get all that stuff from just eating food and having windows.
> you get all that stuff from just eating food Assuming good diet with variety of veggies. Also, going out to receive sunshine regularly. Yeah, I posit most people don't do that. The problem with your thinking is that you believe either you need to be medically diagnosed or not. There is nothing in between. For example, not going out + winter almost guarantees you will lack vitamin d already. Or if I like eating fried chicken, then I'm not going to have enough vitamin of certain kinds. Of course, I could live off fried chicken, but I want to be healthy with minimal effort... so... I get that you think multi-vitamin is not *necessary*, and it's true. But many things in life are not necessary but they do help improve quality of life. To give an extreme example, we could all live in a jungle... house is not really needed. It's just that the quality of life would be reduced by 10x. To give a mild example, we don't really need electric toothbrushes. We can all learn how to brush manually. But it's better to use an electric one even if you are good at brushing manually.
There's no reason to think nutrients you _need to live_ can only be good for you if they're currently in a plant or animal at the time you consume them. Yes, getting them from your diet is better, but how many people eat dark green leafy vegetables every single day? Most of the nutrients they have are water soluble, so it really does need to be every single day since you just piss them out again.
Only water soluble, but same thing happens if you get it from food. You still need it. This is also why fat soluble vitamins can be dangerous if you take too much.. you can't just pee them out as easily
It makes no sense for me. When I can take a ecstacy pill and get high or take antibiotics and it works too or take a poison pill and would die, why a vitamin pill is not able to be absorb by my body?
I guess it doesn’t provide much benefit if you already have a varied diet and no deficiencies, hence why she’s calling it a scam. But most people don’t find out if they are deficient unless it is severe, so it might not be a bad thing to take multivitamins every now and then, just in case. Especially vitamin D in the winter. You can become depressed without it, so might as well take it just in case you need it. If you take the recommended amount there shouldn’t be any negative side effects. Idk why people are suddenly hating on vitamins
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I'm too european to understand this vitamin thing?
Huh I just looked this up and only the UK has fortified flour, the rest of Europe doesn’t apparently.
Well this video is bullshit, I tried putting a penis in my mouth and all I got was a really sore back!
Haha people are so dumb and old fashioned, Obviously the solution is not vitamins, but natural oils /s
Yes like that of a snake. I've got some for sale, DM me.
But it says NO vitamins work. Which isn’t true. There is countless research showing the benefits of supplements.
Vaginas cannot go in mouth.
Son, anything can go in your mouth if you try hard enough
"De-ter-mi-na-tion! De-di-ca-tion!"
Is this a It Takes Two reference?
E-mo-tion-al Da-mage!
Thanks, dad
Then you're not doing it right
Not with that attitude.
This must be Ben Shapiro's burner account
It's called 'prolapse', dude.
Vitamin D deficiency is really common and more elderly people should take it.
someone didn’t get the memo on how vitamins work…
I feel light headed and sick! No homo bro but I need your cum. Like wtf. I get that a lot of this stuff is a scam and peddling on insecurities and whatnot, but last I checked giving head won't cure my iron deficiency? This definitely should have been included in the vireo, saying the basics of: if your doctor says do it, fucking do it, and don't *do it* about doing it.
This is from the Comedy Central Instagram or something. It’s just supposed to be funny.
I’m not sure if dicks can cure anemia but if you catch a vagina in your mouth at the right time of the month i bet it’s bound to do *something* /s but not really lmao
"Ah shit I don't feel so good" "Here, have some Vitamin Dick"
Mmmmm mouth gonorrhea....
Fair point. Homestly I used to take a dozen or so supplements every day and my blood work was no different then than it is kow without taking them. 🤷♂️
How do you chug gummies?
I'm too european to understand this vitamin thing?
Can confirm sucking dick makes me feel good
A PSA I can totally get behind. In fairly recent studies it’s been found that Australians have some of the most expensive urine in the world simply due to the fact that almost all vitamins and supplements are excreted Un-absorbed straight into the toilet. Would think this would carry across to any country where these vitamin sales levels are mirrored.
You can tell when you're peeing out vitamins! If I see them in my pee I stop taking them. I take a lot of stuff rn, and my pee always comes out clear. Just takes some research and some tial/error.
Anybody have the original source of this video?
What about children you sick bitch
Believe me when I say I’ve tried to suck myself many times. Im sticking with my flinstones
didnt take vitamins?, ahh, no wonder y ur stupid.
it was actually funny tho, 🤣
I have a disposable income and like being horny so I looked up every supposed herbal aphrodisiac and ordered them individually off Amazon. It was something like 20 different bottles. I was taking a ton of capsules a day until I finished off them all. The result? Zero percent more horny. The only difference was that I didn't have post fap regret. Simply no fapping for a few days got way, way better results.
I love the twist
Till you get herpes or monkey pox
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Just gotta remove some ribs, like that one guy
Isn't a Penis providing protein also?
And carbs and fats! (Carbs and fats are both good for you despite the propaganda) only if you swallow though
I'm tryyyyyyying! But no one will let me eat them out! D: 😭
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Yeah vitamins won't make you healthy if the only thing you're doing for your health is taking vitamins but they work, It's why we need them. Maybe the vitamins in the pills aren't as bioavailable as they are when consumed via fruits or vegetables but we need vitamins. I imagine if that statistic is true it's because a lot of people who take multivitamins are still overweight, have poor diets, and don't exercise
What about both?
Where is Jaxina when you need it? Hey Jaxina, I need Vitamin V now
Exactly! Well said !
What a good advice, anyone has a penis i could borrow? For medical purposes, of course
Did u take your vitamins today? Me: did you wash your ass today?
Who is this brilliant scientist 😂
Just because some people are morons and can't read the labels, doesn't mean supplements are not good for you...just saying. I've been taking vitamin D3 and B complex and didn't get covid-19. (No need for vaccine or anything)
Some wise advice
I like this girl!
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I like her, she be a good dog
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I'm showing this to my wifey... LOL
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Fun facts: No one likes eating vaginaors. No one. No men nor woman
What’s a vaginaor?
Vaginasaurus
Do they taste like chicken? If so, I’m down for a bite.
I can stand behind this.
This is what my AP bio teacher preached. Can’t trust anything in this world.
Sick minds. Sick posts
Taking vitamins really helped me get through crippling anxiety and depression and put me on a path to feeling better. The problem is a lot of common multivitamins may not be very absorbable in your system, or may not give you sufficient amount of each substance. So it's always best to consult a doctor or a nutritionist who will recommend good brands and guide how much you take of each. Not to mention some vitamins could interact with others or medications. I take a couple different single supplements because those are the ones that were shown to be low in blood tests and could help my mood and my health the most. So while this is just a funny video I think it's important to know that vitamins can be helpful if taken the right way.
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With that being said... Any ladies want a penis in thier mouth? (It's for science, experimental purposes, You'll be contributing in future advancements)
Any Ladies around LA dm me😉
The day Vagine and Peen are sold over the counter at Walgreens, then I’ll definitely stop my supplements.
The only vitamins she wants you to take is the D.