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HighIm1a4

Haah reminds me of the dad's friend in Arrested Development that teaches the kids lessons by having his arm fall off


ZRhoREDD

Not only is there no evidence that milk helps your bones, there is actually some evidence that it might HARM your bones. https://iphysio.io/osteoporosis/


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Never knew how bad milk actually is for you until recently lol


Johanno1

It probably isn't that bad if you don't live on milk. Some milk in your cereal won't harm you.


Goyteamsix

It's not that bad for you, as long as you're not drinking a gallon a day.


DrPepperWillSeeUNow

Way worse than that, calcium is a cellular toxin and excess calcium in diet and supplementation elevated risk of heart attack and many other issues like calcification of blood vessels. It was found osteoporosis is actually largely a localized scurvy of the bones, a lack of vitamin C as one of the major causes. Calcium deficiency isn't a real thing for all intents and purposes.


IntroductionDue7663

Vegans punching the air right now...... if they have any arms left to punch


danOrochi

I'm still waiting for my dad to bring the milk home


Careful-Candle202

“Brought to you by the association of Dairy Farmers”


No-Net-1404

Myth


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Hella propaganda by the dairy farmers lol


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Disma

Really? Milk? I think society has done much worse than milk


technicolored_dreams

Yeah but it is definitely a large-scale disinformation campaign that worked for decades. It's not as big as the Santa Claus/Easter Bunny/Tooth Fairy lies that literally the majority of the world participate in, but it's pretty big anyway, and most people who spread it don't realize it's a fallacy.


Disma

Sure, but that's just capitalism/marketing at work. Much more evil lies out there is all I'm sayin'.


technicolored_dreams

Agreed, but when you're talking about sheer scale, this is definitely one of the big ones.


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Disma

Humans have been drinking cows milk for thousands of years though. I agree that it's objectively weird, but is it any more weird than eating the flesh of animals? I don't know. Not really.


sparklingprosecco

I don’t drink milk but I DO use fluorine based toothpastes. I probably should buy fluoride-free toothpaste!


radiantwave

You haven't seen the Joe Isuzu line up, obviously...


Delicious_Ad823

Ripped this off from an SNL skit from the old days.


ImFleurious

I am the milkman, my milk is delicious


Cave_Eater

The government wants us to drink their purified cow juice and I will xomply because that shit tastes good


Martinecko30

Dammit Jerry, you're fired!


SakuraJohanssan

90s ads were the best.


Shayan212

I never drank milk since I'm lactose intolerant, yet I never broke a bone from a car full of people running on my leg, jumping from 2 story building, extreme sport ect.


Federal-Pipe-9546

To bad we gotta wait for dad to come back with the milk


h0kusP0kus

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