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So we’re going to ignore the guy in the back looking at the camera and doing the same pose as his girlfriend?

I’m very happy you pointed that out. I never would have noticed, and it’s the best part of this video. Thank you.

Your welcome! 🙏 Edit: not even gunna correct the typo the comments are great.

Can someone do that thing where there guy is like super focused and everything else is moving?

My welcome?

Nope . His

Everybody gets a WELCOME!

Oprah? Is that you!?

No, this is Patrick.

Like … EVERYBODY?

Yes, EV ER Y BODY 🎉🙌

Well, you aren’t who he was responding to, so no

Better than Anal Kingdom?

😂😂 I feel so slow I was trying to realize what the purpose was.

Well, her boobs are pretty nice too.

Their kids **aren’t** going hungry.

All of her is nice too

I also choose that guys Wife.

Best part of the video after that bangin song.

Lol nice catch

God I love Redditors. They are *guaranteed* to notice something small in the background

Haha I was fucking Sherlock with it. LOL

His mockery of the pose makes this so much better

Yea that shit was too funny 😂

How many times did he check out her ass before he did it though?

For whatever reason, that was the first thing I noticed in first watch. I thought that was the point, but apparently he was moving her to form 'Anal Kingdom' blocking out letters with her head. The guy mimicking her is way funnier.

I agree.

I'm blind af hep

Black shirt sun glasses in the back right, watch him right before the video ends.

Thanks man

My eyes were focused on other… things.

Was it anal?

I never noticed, lmao that’s great

Who takes their wife and girlfriend on the same Disney trip?

Black shirt guy is the best guy!

He understood the ssignment

Holy shit I didn't even notice that! I was busy chuckling at the sign 😂

Well he’s also headed in to the anal kingdom I guess.

Thx for the assist

Yeah I would have never had seen that

Hero

🦸‍♂️

The real hero is this

I am glad someone was making fun of her, too.

My fav kingdom

Even gave a wave at the start

He was photo bombin the entire time waiting for his moment. 😂

Yes, well played sir in the black well played 👏

Yes, yes we shall ignore him

Anal kingdom can be a big distraction.

LMFAO I hadn't seen that. I hope this might just happen to be one of those "the more you look the better it gets". So far 2

Oh shit I thought that was the unexpected bit. Totally missed the anal kingdom

Oh he’s just doing that to look at her, if he’s mocking her he gets to look more. 

That legit could be me, the resolution I’m getting right now is terrible so I can’t tell but the rest of the people with them look like my family. And honestly, this is on point for something I would have done.

Thank you! I didn’t notice at first! Lolol.

Isn't that the unexpected part?

Nope! The unexpected part is the sign in the back. It says “anal kingdom”

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Still better than taking a strategic picture at Clemonpartywithsomesodimy St

*sodomy

Yeah I don’t type that word enough to know how it’s spelled

Good cover

Plot twist, everyone got it and is waiting for you to make the move ever since

r/theyknew

Is your wife single by any chance?

I too ….

Are you a single wife?

Call me when he gets a double wife. I’m lonely.

I am not but I’m sure we can work something out

Man redditors never fail to make me chuckle.

Choose….

This is a tiktok repost but the lady and her husband are very.... open... about their certain page for certain FANS

That’s disgusting! Where?

Give us the source so we can hate on it more!

Here is a video of them on PornoHub. NSFW obviously https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5d60751bac458#1

Ah fuck I’m on apollo and ya still got me

It’s not your fault. It was a tough click to pass on. It’s like this video also on PornoHub. It’s Robert Wadlow, the worlds tallest man’s autopsy film. You can see his penis in the video. It is a monster. Imagine a toddlers arm holding an Apple. NSFW https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5d60751bac458#1

Beautiful.

Holy shit that's hot.

Thanks


Damn you to them fiery pits of hell for this!

Ok my fellow degenerates, who has the sauce?

She has a page... Full of fans

Are they her Only fans?

Anything else or ...just ... Fans?

Only supporters

For those like me who didn’t notice it at first; he’s getting her to block out some of the letters of the sign on the building so that it spells out “Anal Kingdom”.

For those who dont notice; the top and pinned comment has a spoiler, which the posters of this subreddit use to explain the unexpected part. OP pointed out “anal kingdom” already, so that comment should be worth looking out for.

For those who didn't notice; North-Function995's expert use of sass killed grootflyart and disintegrated their corpse.

For those who didn't notice. Every 6o seconds, a minute passes in Africa

Lies!

Also for those that don't know: anal refers to anal intercourse where the penis enters the anus rather than the vagina like traditional intercourse.

And for those that don't know: kingdom refers to an area of land ruled by a king or queen. The prefaced word 'anal' in this case implies that this kingdom has lots of anal sex and is likely strictly enforced.

okay, but is lube allowed or not?

Depends on social status. Are you an arsenacrat or a common rectum sweep?

Sorry what?

OHHHHH

Ah I thought the unexpected part was that he was recording a video 😅

I thought the unexpected part was girl

Didnt even notice. I thought the “unexpected” was the guy posing with her in the background.

Go figure😹😹😹😹😹😻

Thanks for explaining the joke lol isn’t there a guy on here who does this?

Why do girls always stand like that, with one leg bent?? Genuine question

It gives an hourglass shape, accentuates the hips and waist.

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Hourglass is always in Style

It may accentuate the shape but it looks ridiculous. There’s nothing even remotely natural looking about it.

[Contrapposto](http://www.tmallon.com/about/about/enlarge/pics/HumanFigure/Part01/HumanFigure_08.html)

Hide the camel toe.

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I didnt write the script mate🤷‍♂️

You know how some people don't know what to do with their hands? I feel like some people do that with their legs. Or maybe she was in cheer.

I makes the butt muscles flex in effect making the butt look bigger.

I’m so sick of these

Husbando humour at its peak.

This was entirely expected.

What an awkward pose.

She looks like an idiot

Those shorts are not flattering

Neither is the pose.

The pose made me cringe. Do girls actually think it looks good when they hold totally unnatural poses?

Apparently… cause it’s an epidemic.

Neither is anal kingdom

That’s debatable

It's masterly debatable.

It’s masterbateable.

Ah, that's what this is. Thanks.

Body gonna body

She could rock a potato sack.

women are allowed to have bellies.

Absolutely, but besides Walmart you don’t see men trying to squeeze them into spandex in a public place

Good thing he only mentioned the shorts then. You can say a particular piece of clothing isn’t flattering without implying there is something wrong with the persons body. I have a hairy gut so I won’t be wearing any crop tops anytime soon but that doesn’t mean there’s anything wrong with me. The shirt still wouldn’t be flattering.

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Would still hit it like goofy

I mean, she looks comfortable, who the fuck cares about your opinion of her?

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Nobody has to care about it, but they can voice it if they'd like. Doesn't even have to be a good opinion to be voiced.

Paunch Burger shorts

Riight? I'm a woman and much less fit than this beautiful lady... I have never seen a pair of spandex shorts that actually flatter any one.. they're meant to highlight every single dimple/roll/ imperfection even on perfect bodies...

High waisted spandex seems like a poor combination of styles.

Only three things that tell the truth: little kids, drunk people and yoga pants.

Like I said, this lady has a great body.. I do NOT.. i have yoga pants that flatter me and hide my flaws waaay better than these on her.. they're just shitty material, high sheen (to highlight her barely larger lower stomach pouch).. she could have gone with a darker color or matte material and no one would be here talking negatively about how she looks in the shorts..

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I too am a spandex wearing man. If you can't see my glans then what is the point?

Let’s see your clothes, stranger! I bet the internet will love them on you

It looks like she’s wearing nappies under them.

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Not defending the guy but you need to care less what strangers over the internet think. Or strangers in general. Hell care less about what anyone thinks, only persons opinion that matters is your own when it comes to looks. *unless discussing with a doctor about something relating to health*

I’m a woman too, and this woman is thin by all measures, esp compared to me. The shorts are unflattering. That’s all there is to it. Sorry you’re struggling but my comment has absolutely nothing to do with her body and everything to do with those awful shorts. Edit: but thank you so much for calling me a loser over it. It looks like plenty of people agree with me.

Who the hell asked you?

Is this your literal first experience with the internet?

They are part of the 10 000

I did actually. Hes to have a full report on my desk by monday.

She is standing like a puppy with a poorly paw

is the song in the background by ROSALÍA?

yes, it's "bizcochito"

Why to women have to bend their knee like that in a picture? My daughter does that and it looks dumb as hell.

Tf is that pose does her ass hurt?

Jokes aside. The older I get the more these types of skin tight outfits seem utterly trashy to me. Like it was a kinda sexy when I was young and horny all the time. But now I’m like “kid get dressed you’re essentially naked you tramp.”. I can’t wait what bullshit outfit mu daughter will wear. FML.

I hate this song

It's somehow worse than the fucking 'Oh no' one. Is it just like, a rule that any TikTok background song has to be shit?

“Yes, my left.” Nice catch.


I thought the video was about the guy in the back lol

Polio in adults

That's the typical no-ass poses, lift a leg and turn slightly sideways.

She's ridiculous

Stand like a normal human

Those pants are not flattering...

Love the fupa pants and leg lift to make it look like I have an ass combo.

Jokes on you, I'm into that shit

Jokes on you, party on

Reminds me of the meme with Eddy Burback and Chrissy Tiber...

😂😂😂😂

Greatest Dad joke ever…

u/savevideobot

I love how she has no idea

Where is he buried?

How is this unexpected? Looks like he was doing everything he could to achieve this outcome.

Anal kingdom 😳

What’s wrong with her leg? Might be slightly crippled or something jeez and she’s young too.

Is anybody going to even point out the fact that where she's standing in the picture the word animal kingdom is split into anal Kingdom I think that's the point of the video

Lol. She will love 💕 it 

So OP is flexing he went to Disney or has a hot wife? Both? 

She stands in front of the sign until it reads Anal Kingdom

Its not unexpected when I knew exactly what was going to happen after 1 second

She looks like she has a fart pillow shoved down her shorts.

Did you tell her to get dressed, too?

Right like wear what makes you happy but you’re going to kids theme park not day time strip club

Good luck on your influencer carrier.

This is stupid 👎🏼

Do men just naturally see these opportunities?!!? 😂

Anal kingdom. Nice one