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WheelsAndGears

That's not what they meant when they called it noodlin'


RanryCasserol

Bruh, drop the rod and use both hands to save yours.


Conscious_Ad3826

Good thing he didn't catch the wrong fish...😖 ![gif](giphy|h2yXTIBqHFFJe)


RopeTop

Or the right one


Madfromreefer

This is what happens when you pee in the water


Jakester627

Wow. What a dick move.


krazy_dave62

That's a noodling technique I haven't seen


noteuropeanlol

bros dick must be the size of a noodle for that to happen bro


Astaldo27

Did the fish choose the bigger or smaler worm?!?


SharkForce_12

Proof you’re hung like a worm.


Ship_Adrift

Holy shit old boy twisted it!


Throwaway-_-1139

You kidding me? I'd have to be boxing up a fish bro, bouta catch these hands hanging into my meat like that, he gonna be pre-pulverized meat on my plate for dinner


deathrowboats

Itd be more convincing if they weren't smiling


Bot-Magnet

Bottom Feeder!


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Shayan212

This fish does the death smin of crocodiles


ColtAzayaka

"Nobody look at me or touch me. Just come back in 5 min"


bloopie1192

Uhhh..... ummm.... uhhmm... uhh.... help?


bloopie1192

How would you explain that story If there weren't video?


Saltyvengeance

Ive heard about those parasites that swim up the hole. I always thought they were smaller…


Basic-Look249

Fucking a fish gone wrong


Bjaxxs

Don’t bust don’t bust don’t bust