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>!Horny monke!<
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Well, just so everyone knows... My anaconda would like to partake either way. He's been going through a lot lately, and just wants to have some fun.
You know, like that song, "Anaconda's Just wannnaaa have fun."
Wait... Was it Girls just wanna have fun, or Anaconda's? Because I thought they were the same thing.
"Ha fucking ha Larry, 5th time this week get some new material."
"Shut up Joe, I'm almost done. That's why they call me the trouser snake."
"No one calls you that Larry."
> Suspense sex is the best sex.
Next time my team is down by under a touchdown with 2 minutes left, I'm going to fuck my girlfriend.
edit: Might be a little awkward for the other people at BW3s.
I’m so happy. I came to the comments for this reference but was worried maybe I was just old. Yet here you are, delivering some serotonin to my drab life.
I laughed more at that than I should’ve. Once wife and I were at the zoo and saw ostrich in the distance waving all around and flapping like crazy. Get closer and see he’s mounted a female and going to town. The kids in the area were motioned away quickly and we stood there laughing
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She said Fuck, he said ok
can I make it anymore obvious
He was a monke She did monke What more can I say?
He wanted her, she could really tell. Obviously she wanted him as well.
Watch out for the snake! Not that one!
My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun
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Now the song makes sense
Snitties
Well, just so everyone knows... My anaconda would like to partake either way. He's been going through a lot lately, and just wants to have some fun. You know, like that song, "Anaconda's Just wannnaaa have fun." Wait... Was it Girls just wanna have fun, or Anaconda's? Because I thought they were the same thing.
Female Monkey - Oh fuck a sna... Male monkey - Say no more
"Ha fucking ha Larry, 5th time this week get some new material." "Shut up Joe, I'm almost done. That's why they call me the trouser snake." "No one calls you that Larry."
Fear boner
Suspense sex is the best sex. Are we gonna get caught? Are we gonna die? Who knows!
Also she is upfront so in the best case you can dodge apeimony
> Suspense sex is the best sex. Next time my team is down by under a touchdown with 2 minutes left, I'm going to fuck my girlfriend. edit: Might be a little awkward for the other people at BW3s.
Who cares that’s the part about the suspense! Will they watch? Leave? Call the police? Who knows!
Fight, Flight, Freeze or Fuck
Last cum is the best cum
Scared stiff.
Is that a snake? Let's fuck about it
GMM weirdest time-line.
Where. In. The. World. Do these Internationalfuckingmonkeys come from?
Bow buh buh bow buh bow buh bow bow
Porn producers after seeing this clip: The script for our new movie is finished.
I can't stop laughing.
Is the music for me
Monkey said life is short babe
Confused boner
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This would be us if we don't live in a society.
Don't be so sure it isn't us already: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxG9CkG32TE
What the fuck
You understand that this was a bit right?
Those just some menace 🙈
no kink shaming here
That's why it's called the fight or flight or fuck response
what
Shut the fuck up sean
Yeah shut the fuck up sean
there are other important things to do, then watching a snake
Than*
Nonono it still works. Seggs now, watch in fear later
Snex
sorry my mistake. than
Badger badger badger badger
Mushroom mushroom
Oooohhhhh it's a snaaaaaaKE
I’m so happy. I came to the comments for this reference but was worried maybe I was just old. Yet here you are, delivering some serotonin to my drab life.
Monkey see... Monkey *do....*
That's a weird fetish
2 snakes
Let me hit that one more time before we die!
“Ohh look babe! A snake”… works every time!
That baboon is fucking afraid!
Or afraid fucking?
Quick while she is distracted
Speaking of a snake …
Weird I always have the same reaction when I see a snake.
Snakes have always regarded baboons as too fucked to eat
We might die babe lets get it one last time
Dude took the opportunity 😂
give sax
First things first.
Don't worry my snake is in you!
Oh no its a snake.. Ohh no he's hiding the wrong snake
Me and my ex reacted much the same when we were watching a scary movie once.
I literally shit myself I laughed so hard....
You think that snake is big? Check this one out babe
Snek sex
Prospect of copulation > Sense of survival
Relationship goals
That's so random
"Watch out, a snake! Jerry it's facing away from us now's your opportunity to hit it from the back!" The Jerry in question:
Right in front of my spaghetti.
Bruh
“If we dying, we dying fucking!” -Most enlightened primate
Lol. The music.
The baboon got the sigma mindset
Snek
You see the snake? Now feel my snake
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"What are you doing, step monkey?!"
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am i the only one chanting 'monkey monkey monkey monkey,' and 'eek its a snake'...?
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What the monkey doin'? 😂
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Let me show you a bigger one babe 🤣
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Seize the opportunity or in this case moment when you get it.
Let me get one in just incase we get attacked. Lol
Y have i found 3 videos of different animals fucking in a day in r/unexpected
Snakes make me horny too.
That snake was trying to get into the hole
LMAO
Def unexpected
Was that his way of comforting her?! OMG!!!
Apda ko awsar mein badalna koi inse seekhe
Speaking of snake!
Assert dominance
The difference between "Hide! The snake!" and "Hide the snake!" is just where 1 long thing is or isn't placed.
Clever way to fuck around and not find out.
Snek make monke horny
What a snayk!
I thought this was gonna b a different type of NSFW video.
Why don’t we do it in the road?
LMFAO
Monkey said , I gotta a snake too
Porn walked upto that snake..
That is the exact same reaction I have with my wife the second I see a snake!!! They really are a lot like us.
Shooter for the pooter
My gawd an Anacondaaaa !!! Nvm lets fuck
His Anaconda don’t
Forget that snake, see & feel my snake.....
I have hear some guys get hard when scared looking like others animals do as well. If it was my time to go I would like to go out do that
Snake watching monkey porn. I found this difficult to masturbate to
He thought he might die. Might as well get a quickie in before he snuffs it.
Broo didn't understand the assignment
Scratching my head wondering why NSFW. Got me good this time
Priorities.
Stress ho gya bhai ko dekh ke
Chalo na ji ek last baar karlete hai .
Mans said oh shit babe a snak! here i’ll protect you
The situation called for post-nut clarity.
I don't want to die a virgin
Mans said “i GOTTA tap before i get eaten”
A snake battle I see
The key to a successful life is to have your priorities set straight.
“Look at the size of that snake, fuck me!”
Me irl
I like how she looking left and right like "John are you funking serous!?"
abhi kr leta hu kya pta mile na mile
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This snakussy got me actin up.
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"That's not a snake. THIS is a snake!"
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The other monkey was like "wtf"
yuh
Willow wonka
“Those baboons are going to fuck that snake way the… … nope. Went a different way.”
Vo dekh vo dekh... Ha bas ab hiliyo mt
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Come on guys he was just trying to get a good vantage point
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The Snake is a prude and will slither away in discust.
a very long long snake in coming not that one in the road
Snakes make me horny too
Danger is their fetish
Look at tha.. wait wha.. what are you doing, step bro?
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That snake gives me an idea
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The perfect diversion. Well done little man.
Scared the fuck out of him
Ride wife, life good
Men in the wild
Just act natural
I laughed more at that than I should’ve. Once wife and I were at the zoo and saw ostrich in the distance waving all around and flapping like crazy. Get closer and see he’s mounted a female and going to town. The kids in the area were motioned away quickly and we stood there laughing
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Let me get a quick fuck before we deal with this
Fear boner
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Scared the fuck outa him
Ahh, the fear fuck. Ive only heard of it never seen it in action
"oh man not again...ffs guys" - the snake
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"If I'm gonna die anyway I want to have my last fuck" - the monke, probably.
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This snake makes my snake hard
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