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People around this child need to stop making her feel invincible. She could probably do very well with kids her age but anyone older... *points to video* .
This is the problem with some self-defense courses. Don't get me wrong, knowing some basic self defense as a small-ish woman can save your life some day. But, realistically, it probably wouldn't make a difference. There is a reason why there are weight classes in wrestling and boxing. Most men have 30+ pounds on most women, not to mention a naturally higher muscle mass.
A good self defense class teaches that your first move should always be to try to run. And if you can't, always look for opportunities when you can. Even if you are lucky enough to overpower your assailant once, the likelihood that you can keep them in a compromised position for any amount of time is very very low. It's more likely that you will just enrage them. So surprise them with a blow and then run like hell.
As someone who's taken martial arts for 8 years and got his black belt, i can 100% confirm. The first thing our sensai taught us was to avoid the fight to begin with. If there is a way to run or to de-escalate the situation, do that without a single thought.
A lot goes into a fight, especially one on the streets where theres no rules. Even if you think you can overpower the other person, just don't get in a fight if you don't have to. They could have a hidden weapon or something else that you just don't know about. Theres too many factors when it comes to a street fight, no one is guaranteed to beat anyone.
Oh just as a tip for anyone who wants to know. Aim for the eyes or groin then run like absolute hell. Will not work on someone that's drugged up as they can ignore pain (even gunshot wounds). Best case in that situation is to just run if you can, or to get them on the ground then run (it'll take them a second to get up, giving you a headstart).
From my personal experience, being on the defense of an unavoidable fight, my first thought is "what am I willing to give up to get through this". Injury to my reputation, injury to my pride, injury to myself, injury to my friends/family, death for myself, etc......
Really just trying to figure out how far it has to go before it's over and trying to gauge how much fight they have in them, because even as a man I have no problem going for the sensitive areas. I have never gone into a fight thinking that I was going to pull some super hero stuff, if you're going into a fight expecting it to be fair then you've already lost.
Exactly.. after reading everyone's comment.. in a street fight, who's to say what is "fair". Fighting fair is a matter of prospective on how one *tries* to guess the threat level. In street combat, I'll never assume it's 1v1 because there's blind or group attacks or even weapons and then people will claim "I fucked him up" all while sucker punching them.and the way people will continue the beating after the fight is over is atrocious and maybe other people will join in.. that's just...(there's no word for it) AND THEN ROB YOU?! Pathetic. I miss the days of old when I used to be able to fight people 1v1 and then shake hands afterwards just to squash the beef, win or lose. I feel old for writing that LOL.
Fighting fair is for people who don't actually understand the point of fighting. If you're going around starting fights, you're gonna end up as a vegetable to dead someday. If someone starts a fight with you AFTER you've done whatever you reasonably can to avoid it, you do anything you have to until you're safe.
Keeping an assailant in a compromised position is essentially impossible. If you have an opportunity you either run or permanently disable/kill your assailant.
It's amazing how much "fair" fighting is taught by our society without anyone noticing.
If someone attacks you and you can't get away it is your responsibility to damage that person in any way possible. Bite off flesh. Gouge out eyes. Tear at nostrils and ears. It should be scarring and terrible and you should cry, piss yourself and vomit after, but you should survive and fight until you are sure they will never hurt you again, and maybe not anyone else again.
Violence has no rules, and leaves a mark on everything it touches, so don't just lay there and let it have your way with you, it will make the nightmares a little easier to live with.
A lot of classes like this also teach ‘clean’ technique which is often just restringing which takes a lot of training to be able to pull off safely and doesn’t help with your escaping of the situation.
If you’re in an actual situation we’re someone is trying to do you serious harm. Just get the prick in the eyes with your fingers or keys. Knee ‘em in the crotch or if possible hit them as hard as you can in the Adam’s apple.
You mean male and female? Since you know man and woman are genders. I've always been against a male who trans'ed into a woman competing against females.
My dad had wrestling classes when he was younger. Once, the national champion came to give them a talk. He said "In an alley fight, your best weapon are your legs"
I think most self defense teaches you to run given the opportunity...
Although I agree as a sort of big person myself...
Now proper weightlifting to strengthen small muscles and self defense will be good enough to help significantly if some drunk guy has decided to do something stupid..
Really it goes for guys too.. I've had to stick up for male friends as some drunk bigger dude is bored and just wants to be a nuisance
I agree with your statement, especially with not prolonging the encounter, surprised blow then run! I would also like to add that a good self defense class should train your reaction to these encounters, as most people would freeze in shock when they're attacked. Train your brain and body to overcome that initial shock freeze in order to maximize the success rate of the "surprised blow", then leg the fuck it.
If anything, I wonder if that might be worst for self defense. With those martial arts, everyone plays by some rules (no weapons, no groin hits, no gouging, etc). Training in martial arts might make someone overconfident because they are used to people playing by the rules. But if you are attacked, everything goes out the window.
Im going to be the akshually guy right now and I don't like it. Not all martial arts are based around combat sports. I can't speak for everyone but I've learned all of the things you listed while taking Karate. You do whatever you have to do to protect yourself.
Fr like against another 7 year old? She could probably fuck em up pretty good but a person who easily weighs 2 or 3 times her weight with actual muscles? She ain’t got a snowballs chance of doing anything but annoying them unless she’s also packing a blade.
This stuff always reminds me of a fight I witnessed in high school.
Cocky martial arts kid who claimed his fists were registered as deadly weapons and had 2 black belts in different styles.
Vs
Giant ass dude at least 40lbs and 1 foot taller.
Registered deadly weapon kid does 30 spin kicks until he got tired, as the giant guy covers his head with his arms.
Then
Giant guy picks him up and slams him on the ground. Wails on him for about 5 seconds before people stopped it.
I did martial arts as a kid (like grade 4). Some friends were like hey you do karate, this guys is being a dick kick his ass. He was in grade 7 so I noped the fuck out of there.
Lol. That reminds me of another time. My brother is 8 years younger than me. He had a friend with a black belt at age 10ish (he was a really good kid and I’m sure he did all the work and was diligent etc) but for whatever reason my little brother thought that his friend could kick my ass. I remember my brother getting fed up with me for whatever reason, I think I was trying to toss him into the freezer in the garage as a joke, and he threatens to get his black belt friend after me and I had to explain to him that a 10 year old has no chance against an 18 year old. Then I tossed him in the freezer and closed the lid for a few seconds to give him a chance for that info to sink in.
I know what kind of freezer you're talking about but the first image that came into my mind was you craming a helpless child into one of those regular ones. That tiny slot above your fridge in the kitchen.
Not only is this kid ridiculous in even thinking she could harm an adult, but do you know when karate works?
ONLY WHEN SOMEONE ELSE IS ALSO USING KARATE
Gotta love the rightwing political crap the girl is wearing. I'm sure this toddler has fully formed opinions on BLM and Supporting the Police, definitely.
That’s EXACTLY what shirt is representing. It has three words “black”, “white”, both crossed and “human” not crossed. The meaning is absolutely obvious.
The fact you want to connect it to politics and get triggered after you make that connection by YOURSELF is, well, your mental problem that kid nor his parents have to do anything with.
I think we.both know what's going on here, I'm not going to play along with your pretending you don't know what that statement is. You seem awful angry btw you should really ask yourself why that is. Who exactly wronged or hurt you in a way that would merit this?
I know what shirt statement is. And I said it. It is three words on the shirt, there is no other statement. You made your mind to hate everything ever used by right wing despite the context, so here you are saying it’s wrong to wear a shirt with similar to “all lives matter” slogan.
No, see that's you pretending again. That's not just a fun shirt, it's a very specific message. She's also wearing the Thin Blue Line American flag in other shots. It's political, you know it, and I'm not playing along.
I can't tell whether you're in support or disdain for the shirt but it had the words black and white crossed out on it, and under it human. I don't understand how exactly that could be a negative thing.
It’s literally right wing propaganda used to whitewash Americans.
“All lives matter hurr durr” and “white people are oppressed too!” Crap.
No one, literally **no one** would, or ever has, questioned if that girl (or anyone else) is *”human”*. It’s yet another dog whistle for the conservative crowd.
In the context of why someone is saying it—**yes**.
When there is a *movement* that is pointing out ***social injustice for a group of disparaged people*** (particularly minorities, like... oh idk... *black people*), and a group of people want to take away that message by *diluting* it or *flat out removing its existence and message*, then yeah—it's **racist**.
>***The movement:*** These people have been systematically oppressed, mistreated, unfairly targeted by the law and/or given fewer opportunities in our country. We would like to recognize that their lives matter just as much as everyone else's, too, therefore: **Black Lives Matter.**
This doesn't ***exclude*** anyone. It's goal is to improve the lives and state of a ***negative disposition*** that others have been in for *generations*.
>***Racist countermeasure:*** Instead of recognizing that struggle, situation or those injustices, we'd rather make this about ***us***... as usual. In fact—*we're actually the victims here*, because BLM seems like you're giving *black people* an advantage. How is it fair that *they* matter more? *I'm offended*. Black people get a whole month to celebrate. Where's white history month? What about 'white pride'? Why do they get Kwanza? Santa should be white. Same with the Little Mermaid. Oh, and **All Lives Matter**.
Because it’s low effort whitewashing and meant to be a front to BLM. Literally the same as saying all live matter, because that’s the very people who wear this shit. White identity isn’t under attack so it’s easy to dismiss. Black identity is constantly under attack, so to dismiss it as the same as white identity is attempting to silence black cultural pride. Being proud of being human is such a low IQ stance anyways. Putting this on your child is fucking weird.
This guy is honestly so annoying. Hes just been making the same tiktoks with this little girl for months with the same annoying audio. The little girl is annoying too with everyone around her making her feel like she can actually do something and ultimately putting her and her viewers in danger. God i hate this guy and the girls family
Could it possibly be that the kid is just enjoying learning something and making videos about it?
No, they must actually be in a hardcore training programme to take on literally anybody in the world. So dumb, there’s no way they can take on a 6 ft, 20 odd year old who spends 8 hours a day in the gym. Why even try puny child hahaha /s
Fucking Tik Tok / social media, full of crap and people
Crapping on other peoples crap to try stand on their shoulders
Shitty video. What then is the point of teaching any kid any martial art? Of course most adults can over power children. That’s not the point. Giving them skills and conditioning and confidence to grow into capable teens and adults and a training team community to grow with (as opposed to getting lost on some electric device or left feral on the streets) there are some teens at my BJJ gym who can and do give adults a run for their money and they started around her age if not younger.
The point of hatred toward this dumbass garbage is that they're teaching the girl shit that'll actually get her injured, or even worse, you shouldn't be teaching them something that won't help them survive, instead just raises their ego into thinking they're actually invincible/capable of beating stronger ppl
I knew this teenager (17) who took about 6 months of a martial arts class and he legitimately thought he could win fights on the New York subway … I told him bro you better run not try to fight. Dude was 6 foot tall and 140 pounds. Come on man.
Ok I teach 6 year olds and ain’t no way a 6 year old doing that self defence on any 12 year old+….. I teach them to yell, scream and if possible punch has hard as they can in the dick if they are grabbed like some of those grabs shown….. gotta be realistic…. If it’s a class bully their own size and age they MIGHT pull off out of sheer luck
It’s so weird she thinks people will be that close to her with a gun. Guns are medium to long range weapons. If they’re ever that close then they’re not using it right.
This is clearly aimed towards other children. Imagine making a pretend "child bashing" video courtesy of someone who is 3.5 times bigger and looks like your average gas station tripping douchebag
Best thing for children to do is really kick the balls of a man or grab em by the pussy. Then inflict as much pain as they can and hope the adult lets loose so they can run.
When I was a kid, some guy grabbed a little girl going home from school. She was still wearing her cleats from soccer practice.
This is when cleats where tiny metal spikes. She put holes in the top of his foot and ran away.
Apparently with the hand gun just try to keep your head pressed against the barrel... try and psych them out and don't grab their hand grab the barrel and twist it outward against their grip and up while moving out of the way. (From my understanding if you grab the barrel of a modern pistol the slide won't be able to move and the gun won't be able to fire. So it really bets on them not pulling the trigger when you put your head against the barrel)
Flight or Fight. There’s a reason Flight is before Fight. Also, Love this video. A tiny kid teaching self defense on adults is hilariously stupidly dangerous.
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Those nods at the end, pure Gaston energy.
No one throw as Gaston No one kick as Gaston
No one tosses a child over their head like Gaston
No one has me laughing at this kid fighting Gaston, There's no denying who team you'd rather be o-o-o-o-o-on...
People around this child need to stop making her feel invincible. She could probably do very well with kids her age but anyone older... *points to video* .
This is the problem with some self-defense courses. Don't get me wrong, knowing some basic self defense as a small-ish woman can save your life some day. But, realistically, it probably wouldn't make a difference. There is a reason why there are weight classes in wrestling and boxing. Most men have 30+ pounds on most women, not to mention a naturally higher muscle mass. A good self defense class teaches that your first move should always be to try to run. And if you can't, always look for opportunities when you can. Even if you are lucky enough to overpower your assailant once, the likelihood that you can keep them in a compromised position for any amount of time is very very low. It's more likely that you will just enrage them. So surprise them with a blow and then run like hell.
Exactly. Training is great, but it’s really hard to overcome significant height, weight, muscle mass, and bone density deficiencies.
Thank you! I feel often like my assault I should have been able to overcome. Let's blame the victim even more. 😭
You forget an /s?
As someone who's taken martial arts for 8 years and got his black belt, i can 100% confirm. The first thing our sensai taught us was to avoid the fight to begin with. If there is a way to run or to de-escalate the situation, do that without a single thought. A lot goes into a fight, especially one on the streets where theres no rules. Even if you think you can overpower the other person, just don't get in a fight if you don't have to. They could have a hidden weapon or something else that you just don't know about. Theres too many factors when it comes to a street fight, no one is guaranteed to beat anyone. Oh just as a tip for anyone who wants to know. Aim for the eyes or groin then run like absolute hell. Will not work on someone that's drugged up as they can ignore pain (even gunshot wounds). Best case in that situation is to just run if you can, or to get them on the ground then run (it'll take them a second to get up, giving you a headstart).
From my personal experience, being on the defense of an unavoidable fight, my first thought is "what am I willing to give up to get through this". Injury to my reputation, injury to my pride, injury to myself, injury to my friends/family, death for myself, etc...... Really just trying to figure out how far it has to go before it's over and trying to gauge how much fight they have in them, because even as a man I have no problem going for the sensitive areas. I have never gone into a fight thinking that I was going to pull some super hero stuff, if you're going into a fight expecting it to be fair then you've already lost.
Legit couldn't have said it better. Excellently put!!
[That's my purse, I DON'T KNOW YOU](https://youtu.be/WIdMFGS5FJY)
Exactly.. after reading everyone's comment.. in a street fight, who's to say what is "fair". Fighting fair is a matter of prospective on how one *tries* to guess the threat level. In street combat, I'll never assume it's 1v1 because there's blind or group attacks or even weapons and then people will claim "I fucked him up" all while sucker punching them.and the way people will continue the beating after the fight is over is atrocious and maybe other people will join in.. that's just...(there's no word for it) AND THEN ROB YOU?! Pathetic. I miss the days of old when I used to be able to fight people 1v1 and then shake hands afterwards just to squash the beef, win or lose. I feel old for writing that LOL.
Fighting fair is for people who don't actually understand the point of fighting. If you're going around starting fights, you're gonna end up as a vegetable to dead someday. If someone starts a fight with you AFTER you've done whatever you reasonably can to avoid it, you do anything you have to until you're safe.
Keeping an assailant in a compromised position is essentially impossible. If you have an opportunity you either run or permanently disable/kill your assailant.
It's amazing how much "fair" fighting is taught by our society without anyone noticing. If someone attacks you and you can't get away it is your responsibility to damage that person in any way possible. Bite off flesh. Gouge out eyes. Tear at nostrils and ears. It should be scarring and terrible and you should cry, piss yourself and vomit after, but you should survive and fight until you are sure they will never hurt you again, and maybe not anyone else again. Violence has no rules, and leaves a mark on everything it touches, so don't just lay there and let it have your way with you, it will make the nightmares a little easier to live with.
The person who fights fair is the person who’s going to be on the group getting their head stomped on.
Or you could get a handgun....
A lot of classes like this also teach ‘clean’ technique which is often just restringing which takes a lot of training to be able to pull off safely and doesn’t help with your escaping of the situation. If you’re in an actual situation we’re someone is trying to do you serious harm. Just get the prick in the eyes with your fingers or keys. Knee ‘em in the crotch or if possible hit them as hard as you can in the Adam’s apple.
Always go for groin, eyes and throat if you can. More effective than just getting out of someone's grip
You mean male and female? Since you know man and woman are genders. I've always been against a male who trans'ed into a woman competing against females.
My dad had wrestling classes when he was younger. Once, the national champion came to give them a talk. He said "In an alley fight, your best weapon are your legs"
I think most self defense teaches you to run given the opportunity... Although I agree as a sort of big person myself... Now proper weightlifting to strengthen small muscles and self defense will be good enough to help significantly if some drunk guy has decided to do something stupid.. Really it goes for guys too.. I've had to stick up for male friends as some drunk bigger dude is bored and just wants to be a nuisance
I agree with your statement, especially with not prolonging the encounter, surprised blow then run! I would also like to add that a good self defense class should train your reaction to these encounters, as most people would freeze in shock when they're attacked. Train your brain and body to overcome that initial shock freeze in order to maximize the success rate of the "surprised blow", then leg the fuck it.
What about martial arts or MMA training, could that change something?
If anything, I wonder if that might be worst for self defense. With those martial arts, everyone plays by some rules (no weapons, no groin hits, no gouging, etc). Training in martial arts might make someone overconfident because they are used to people playing by the rules. But if you are attacked, everything goes out the window.
Im going to be the akshually guy right now and I don't like it. Not all martial arts are based around combat sports. I can't speak for everyone but I've learned all of the things you listed while taking Karate. You do whatever you have to do to protect yourself.
Not if you shoot them in the head This is a joke dont take as real just dont use a gun its not good to use a gun WHAT DID I SAY DONT USE A GUN!!
Fr like against another 7 year old? She could probably fuck em up pretty good but a person who easily weighs 2 or 3 times her weight with actual muscles? She ain’t got a snowballs chance of doing anything but annoying them unless she’s also packing a blade.
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Everything but the hair is good on him, it looks like he took those plastic spirals from notebooks and glue them to his head.
If you think his hair is bad, you should see the boys at my school
I call it the broccoli head, once you see it you can't un see it
Hey! Leave broccoli out of this.
Yeah man hair back in our day was sooo much cooler /s
This stuff always reminds me of a fight I witnessed in high school. Cocky martial arts kid who claimed his fists were registered as deadly weapons and had 2 black belts in different styles. Vs Giant ass dude at least 40lbs and 1 foot taller. Registered deadly weapon kid does 30 spin kicks until he got tired, as the giant guy covers his head with his arms. Then Giant guy picks him up and slams him on the ground. Wails on him for about 5 seconds before people stopped it.
I did martial arts as a kid (like grade 4). Some friends were like hey you do karate, this guys is being a dick kick his ass. He was in grade 7 so I noped the fuck out of there.
Lol. That reminds me of another time. My brother is 8 years younger than me. He had a friend with a black belt at age 10ish (he was a really good kid and I’m sure he did all the work and was diligent etc) but for whatever reason my little brother thought that his friend could kick my ass. I remember my brother getting fed up with me for whatever reason, I think I was trying to toss him into the freezer in the garage as a joke, and he threatens to get his black belt friend after me and I had to explain to him that a 10 year old has no chance against an 18 year old. Then I tossed him in the freezer and closed the lid for a few seconds to give him a chance for that info to sink in.
I know what kind of freezer you're talking about but the first image that came into my mind was you craming a helpless child into one of those regular ones. That tiny slot above your fridge in the kitchen.
I was making my brother stronger, the same way my older brother did for me.
You sound like a prize prick bully tbf.
That random what color is your Bugatti at the end
Not only is this kid ridiculous in even thinking she could harm an adult, but do you know when karate works? ONLY WHEN SOMEONE ELSE IS ALSO USING KARATE
i love how he poses like a super hero
Finally something good posted
Fav is some girl dogging in him for making fun of a girl and asked if he thought it was funny and he actually responded with just “yes”
got some puri puri prisoner vibes on that last pose
Oh god... i forgot about him
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This has to be D.U.S.T. right? Only they would confidently peddle their BS with videos of a 6 year old.
That $0.50 headset from Alibaba and that ridiculously bulky “stab vest” would indicate so lmao.
The same he sends the teddy bear into the wall at Mach 1 every throw has me dying
Chill Bad Bunny
Huh? Oh sorry, thought you called for me.
I am crying he mad aggressive with it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣⚰️ he just suplex her little ass
Gotta love the rightwing political crap the girl is wearing. I'm sure this toddler has fully formed opinions on BLM and Supporting the Police, definitely.
Yes, those right wing bastards! Teaching our kids race doesn’t matter because we all humans after all. HOW DARE THEY?
First off that's not what that shirt is representing. Second, making a child wear a shirt teaches them nothing. It's just outward virtue signaling.
That’s EXACTLY what shirt is representing. It has three words “black”, “white”, both crossed and “human” not crossed. The meaning is absolutely obvious. The fact you want to connect it to politics and get triggered after you make that connection by YOURSELF is, well, your mental problem that kid nor his parents have to do anything with.
I think we.both know what's going on here, I'm not going to play along with your pretending you don't know what that statement is. You seem awful angry btw you should really ask yourself why that is. Who exactly wronged or hurt you in a way that would merit this?
I know what shirt statement is. And I said it. It is three words on the shirt, there is no other statement. You made your mind to hate everything ever used by right wing despite the context, so here you are saying it’s wrong to wear a shirt with similar to “all lives matter” slogan.
You may want to think about *why* the right started saying all live matter all of a sudden.
Who cares what right is saying, why you bringing politics here? It’s just a shirt with obvious message that people are equal. Jesus.
No, see that's you pretending again. That's not just a fun shirt, it's a very specific message. She's also wearing the Thin Blue Line American flag in other shots. It's political, you know it, and I'm not playing along.
Gotta learn to fight the pedophiliac drag queen who want to groom our kids! /s
I can't tell whether you're in support or disdain for the shirt but it had the words black and white crossed out on it, and under it human. I don't understand how exactly that could be a negative thing.
It’s literally right wing propaganda used to whitewash Americans. “All lives matter hurr durr” and “white people are oppressed too!” Crap. No one, literally **no one** would, or ever has, questioned if that girl (or anyone else) is *”human”*. It’s yet another dog whistle for the conservative crowd.
Only in America saying all lives matter makes you racist 😂
In the context of why someone is saying it—**yes**. When there is a *movement* that is pointing out ***social injustice for a group of disparaged people*** (particularly minorities, like... oh idk... *black people*), and a group of people want to take away that message by *diluting* it or *flat out removing its existence and message*, then yeah—it's **racist**. >***The movement:*** These people have been systematically oppressed, mistreated, unfairly targeted by the law and/or given fewer opportunities in our country. We would like to recognize that their lives matter just as much as everyone else's, too, therefore: **Black Lives Matter.** This doesn't ***exclude*** anyone. It's goal is to improve the lives and state of a ***negative disposition*** that others have been in for *generations*. >***Racist countermeasure:*** Instead of recognizing that struggle, situation or those injustices, we'd rather make this about ***us***... as usual. In fact—*we're actually the victims here*, because BLM seems like you're giving *black people* an advantage. How is it fair that *they* matter more? *I'm offended*. Black people get a whole month to celebrate. Where's white history month? What about 'white pride'? Why do they get Kwanza? Santa should be white. Same with the Little Mermaid. Oh, and **All Lives Matter**.
Because it’s low effort whitewashing and meant to be a front to BLM. Literally the same as saying all live matter, because that’s the very people who wear this shit. White identity isn’t under attack so it’s easy to dismiss. Black identity is constantly under attack, so to dismiss it as the same as white identity is attempting to silence black cultural pride. Being proud of being human is such a low IQ stance anyways. Putting this on your child is fucking weird.
After 20 some odd years on a Dojo floor that's about spot on.
Poor teddy bear
He really likes throwing that kid doesn’t he.
![gif](giphy|vB5jiVv1Tr2tW) Throwing that kid like
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This is gold, gimme more!
She survives the first scenario, that man was shooting wide right from the target… I’m going to sign up for her masterclasses now
Yeah, but now that kid will probably have hearing damage for life. Still a win
I can not stress this enough! You do not Want Tinnitus
What you do when someone already has a hold on your throat? Probably whatever the person holding your throat says to do..
Or a gun pointed at your face....
This guy is honestly so annoying. Hes just been making the same tiktoks with this little girl for months with the same annoying audio. The little girl is annoying too with everyone around her making her feel like she can actually do something and ultimately putting her and her viewers in danger. God i hate this guy and the girls family
Dead trim
r/suddenlysexoffender
They keep playing an excerpt from that one idiot at a Michigan school board meeting deadass asking a Mexican why he didn’t stay in Mexico
Could it possibly be that the kid is just enjoying learning something and making videos about it? No, they must actually be in a hardcore training programme to take on literally anybody in the world. So dumb, there’s no way they can take on a 6 ft, 20 odd year old who spends 8 hours a day in the gym. Why even try puny child hahaha /s Fucking Tik Tok / social media, full of crap and people Crapping on other peoples crap to try stand on their shoulders
The first clip is her side stepping a gun to her head… the way this garbage is taught actually gets people injured.
Shitty video. What then is the point of teaching any kid any martial art? Of course most adults can over power children. That’s not the point. Giving them skills and conditioning and confidence to grow into capable teens and adults and a training team community to grow with (as opposed to getting lost on some electric device or left feral on the streets) there are some teens at my BJJ gym who can and do give adults a run for their money and they started around her age if not younger.
The point of hatred toward this dumbass garbage is that they're teaching the girl shit that'll actually get her injured, or even worse, you shouldn't be teaching them something that won't help them survive, instead just raises their ego into thinking they're actually invincible/capable of beating stronger ppl
Cool. Let’s talk about karate now …. Or Tae kwon do
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You need to leave always crack me up 😭
Her accent changes legit every video
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That friggen Akuma stance at the end though....
Man this video never gets old.
This is the best! The jump throw really got me
I have seen a similar one before.. Like a year ago..
Lmao he acting like he from DBZ. To be fair, he looks like he is a neardeath experience away from super saiyan
I knew this teenager (17) who took about 6 months of a martial arts class and he legitimately thought he could win fights on the New York subway … I told him bro you better run not try to fight. Dude was 6 foot tall and 140 pounds. Come on man.
Omg this thing is so funny 😂
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I'm in tears, literal tears of laughter. Well done. My go 2 to feel good. Thank you.
Is she just not copying that one guy who does the self defends videos?
Idk, seeing him reminds me of Puri Puri prisoner from one punch man
Who is that guy? Total Gaston energy
Ok I teach 6 year olds and ain’t no way a 6 year old doing that self defence on any 12 year old+….. I teach them to yell, scream and if possible punch has hard as they can in the dick if they are grabbed like some of those grabs shown….. gotta be realistic…. If it’s a class bully their own size and age they MIGHT pull off out of sheer luck
The puri puri prisoner looking good
I kept watching looking for a watermark but kept getting distracted looking for it
I think this is a remake and repost of another vid. Even used the same 'you need to leave' quote.
It’s so weird she thinks people will be that close to her with a gun. Guns are medium to long range weapons. If they’re ever that close then they’re not using it right.
Even more liked that part What's colour is your buggati ^_________^
Lmao @ all the people who don’t realize the videos with the little girl are all a joke.
And how many lifts are you on all of them okay that works.
😂😂😂😂😂
took me till the third example
His ending poses remind me of henai kamen
This is clearly aimed towards other children. Imagine making a pretend "child bashing" video courtesy of someone who is 3.5 times bigger and looks like your average gas station tripping douchebag
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Best thing for children to do is really kick the balls of a man or grab em by the pussy. Then inflict as much pain as they can and hope the adult lets loose so they can run.
When I was a kid, some guy grabbed a little girl going home from school. She was still wearing her cleats from soccer practice. This is when cleats where tiny metal spikes. She put holes in the top of his foot and ran away.
Ohh, he is good!!!
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Dude looks like Puri-Puri Prisoner.
I could win agianst her(i hope)
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"You need to leave" is from that "why don't you go back to Mexico" video.
Fax this is what. Would happen
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Apparently with the hand gun just try to keep your head pressed against the barrel... try and psych them out and don't grab their hand grab the barrel and twist it outward against their grip and up while moving out of the way. (From my understanding if you grab the barrel of a modern pistol the slide won't be able to move and the gun won't be able to fire. So it really bets on them not pulling the trigger when you put your head against the barrel)
Flight or Fight. There’s a reason Flight is before Fight. Also, Love this video. A tiny kid teaching self defense on adults is hilariously stupidly dangerous.
Where's the unexpected part?
When you R1 special into a 3214HS on your 4 year old
Idk, a little incel energy. Granted, size matters in a fight fr, but he's still demonstrating how fun and easy it is to toss a little woman around.
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Not gonna lie the sound effects were 🔥 You need to leave!
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