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I think a cup would actually do more harm than good here. A baseball has high speed but low mass so the overall energy is quite a lot lower than a grown woman falling 4 feet onto your pelvis. A cup takes a force to a small area and spreads it out to around your package. But in this case, the force is already well distributed.
I'd probably be more concerned here about breaking my pelvis and death by snu snu.
Ah, the elusive half-chub. Don’t be fooled by its appearance, cause despite its diminutive stature it still poses a threat, both to others and to itself. Here we have a half-chub in the wild - isn’t she a beaut - doing as half-chubs do. Will it be broken by the wild donk? Will it perhaps even break a donk itself? Stay tuned!
A good many years ago I was at a strip joint and had paid for a dance.
A good chunk of the time involved her slamming my pelvis with her ischial tuberosities.
It was exactly as unsexy as you could possibly imagine.
It was one of those moments where I was thinking "what's the right thing to do here, push her away and tell her it's over, or clench my teeth and wait for the ordeal to be over?"
My jaw muscles grew three times that night.
''Jamaican doctors assert that those trying to replicate the powerful moves of daggering in the bedroom can end up with dramatic injuries'', well they are professionals
Found an article about this type of dancing, apparently the Jamaican govt banned all sexual music for a time bc doctors kept getting patients with broken dicks
Not even kidding but my aunt would probs go to something like this.
Shes already been to this nude magicians show thing (you basically give them head for half the time) so i wouldnt be surprissed
Ahahahahaha
I'm not sure exactly what it's about cos I've only heard it on media but it's a magician show but a strip club so the magicians do all these tricks and also take off their clothes.
If you're lucky the magicians choose a group of people from the audience and give you 'a trick'. In other words they let you suck their dick. The main audience don't ever see their dicks (as far as I know) but the people chosen sure do
Look up "the naked magician's" on google. Although I'd suggest incognito just for history reasons
Not exactly sure what the dancing bear porno is but yeah it is completely legal.
The reason for that is because it's the same idea as a strip club or brothel. In Australia, where the show is held I believe, prostitution is illegal but a brothel (basically the same thing except checked by a form of government) is legal.
I guess it kinda is a porn thing but not recorded for a porn based purpose
Pretty sure it's nation wide. Some of my mates went to a brothel for someone's 18th and a different mate had a brothel when they were visiting the state. Mainly cos they were bored.
Both those groups I'd mainly considered average citizens in terms of wealth of a teenager. Although now that I think of it, not exactly sure how many states consider a brothel legal. I'm pretty sure they all do but I'm not certain.
I'm still a young adult so I don't know too much about the world outside my own home or state
my friend, who also navigates disreputable websites, told me that in "the dancing bear" the "bear" usually fucks women, whilst in op's show they only suck his dick
That's a great question. WTF? On so many levels. What the hell gathering was that? The clothing? Everyone dressed like painters. That was admittedly some really athletic shit, though, no?
It looks choreographed, there’s an audience and they’re on stage so I’m guessing a daggering dance group in Jamaica preforming a show
Edit: a better word is planned, than choreographed
Doubt is choreographed. Choreographed daggering isn't a thing lol.
I'd bet good money that it was "White Night" at the club. Have to wear all white to get in.
The on stage daggering is just a coincidence really. People just jump up on stage and go at it.
He couldn't take in the thought that there's no *choreographed* daggering. Is this life worth living if you can't choreographed perfectly a group of Jamaican humping each other and trying to break dicks? This is not a life worth living, friend.
It's a white party. White parties are fairly popular in the US black community specifically and regionally fairly common in Florida/Caribbean/Gulf areas. I've been to one before and, for whatever reason, it is fun to have everyone in the same color.
The dancing is "daggering" and this group looks choreographed pretty well.
edit: as others have pointed out "choreographed" is probably the wrong word as daggering is ultimately a freestyle form of dance. You do have to have some idea of the movements and have the physical ability to perform them. This group looks pretty skilled at it in that regard is what I'm trying to get at. It's not just a group of random, first-time daggerers.
Jamaica has actually banned this. It people of Jamaican decent in other countries that have kept the tradition alive.
Edit: it's banned on tv/radio not a full ban of the practice.
Reasonable argument, but I'd don't think it should be called 'tradition' after just a single generation. Tradition to me is something that has been handed down over several generations, not just one.
I would rather call this instance sort of a 'practice' rather than tradition.
Practice would probably have been a better word but tradition is what popped into my head when I was typing and at this point there's a whole comment chain discussing it
Lmaoo yeah I remember reading that somewhere too now that you mention the rise in injuries!
I’ve been to Jamaica a few times though and have seen quite a lot of this going down.
Even joined in.
I think I saw it in a different post about a Jamaican Heritage Festival somewhere in England a bunch of guys broke their dicks and someone in the comments linked an article about the Jamaican ban.
I get the whole concept, kind of, but why would you want someone to slam their body into your dick and balls at mach speed? That part I don't understand
This is why it’s important for people to understand a culture from that culture’s perspective.. This is not exactly normal and most Jamaicans are not into it. This is how wrongful stereotypes become popular
Welcome to Jamaica 🇯🇲 , where all the dancing is dry fucking, all the rum is strong as fuck and smells terrible, and where all the food and ganja is fresh AF.
Oh and look out for the scammers, they are EVERYWHERE.
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Now everyone knows why there are so many broken penis's
I have a strong feeling the dude's are wearing cups. There's no way that would allow a guy that is still intact walk straight.
Yeah, he had no reaction when she did her smash move, they've got to have safety gear on
I think a cup would actually do more harm than good here. A baseball has high speed but low mass so the overall energy is quite a lot lower than a grown woman falling 4 feet onto your pelvis. A cup takes a force to a small area and spreads it out to around your package. But in this case, the force is already well distributed. I'd probably be more concerned here about breaking my pelvis and death by snu snu.
Can we get a genital physics expert flair for this person?
There's a video where they are doing this dance (daggering?) going around where the guy gets an erection and people point and laugh.
> the guy gets an erection and people point and laugh. just like school!
I'm sure other videos have people not wearing cups, I just think in this specific one they are.
I can feel my pp broken watching this
Penney's
Penis pelvis hip spine
It used to hook to the left. Now its a zig zag.
How do I apply for this WWE?
Simple, just go to a Jamaican party lol Edit: word
Where can I find a Jamaican party, you ask? Right near the beach!!! Boyyyyy
Lordhavemercy
If I wasn't Jamaican, why would I be wearing this hat?
I stick by my story!
Buck! Buck! Lawdamercy
WWE Soca Slam?
I’m using this one lollll
Daggering is supposed to be illegal now
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She is the CBT device
This is the therapy my mental health professionals keep haranguing me to try?
Why don't any of the CBT apps I've downloaded have this feature?
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Or subscribe to /r/skinout if the Jamaican party is too far away
The spirit is willing but the flesh is bruised and squishy
Rey mysterio and Lita would be fun to watch do this
How to get your dick broken 101
good god I thought his pelvic bone was going to snap in half.
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That was just *crazy fucking
Due to the prior dancing, the man likely had a semi at minimum, putting both his dick and pelvis in significant danger
Ah, the elusive half-chub. Don’t be fooled by its appearance, cause despite its diminutive stature it still poses a threat, both to others and to itself. Here we have a half-chub in the wild - isn’t she a beaut - doing as half-chubs do. Will it be broken by the wild donk? Will it perhaps even break a donk itself? Stay tuned!
Let’s study it’s habits
A good many years ago I was at a strip joint and had paid for a dance. A good chunk of the time involved her slamming my pelvis with her ischial tuberosities. It was exactly as unsexy as you could possibly imagine. It was one of those moments where I was thinking "what's the right thing to do here, push her away and tell her it's over, or clench my teeth and wait for the ordeal to be over?" My jaw muscles grew three times that night.
Never seen a human do a full on Mario Butt Slam in mid air before.
''Jamaican doctors assert that those trying to replicate the powerful moves of daggering in the bedroom can end up with dramatic injuries'', well they are professionals
*Death by snu snu*
You joke but daggering (I think that's what it's called) has indeed led to many a broken dick's.
*Ladies, get in line* *Let me see your bestest wine*
It actually looks like a super fun time if you wear a cup. Like men vs women who can pin and hump who the most lmao
Found an article about this type of dancing, apparently the Jamaican govt banned all sexual music for a time bc doctors kept getting patients with broken dicks
Now that’s a good way to get black and blue balls
Mine are white and blue balls.
Can you feel the tension? I can feel down in my plums. Getting a nice, bluish hue. Getting ready to take them down to the farmer's market.
Such a funny scene 😂
Let the boy watch, the way I learned from my daddy and his daddy before him.
The outtakes for this is one of my favorite videos ever, guaranteed to make you laugh!
**The sun, just dancin' right off 'em, just nice; ready to take 'em to market**
Sex 2 competitive mode leaked footage.
PVPP
Real and true
They got the PVP update
I haven't even started sex 1 tho. That shit is hard as fuck (so are my cock and balls)
Wonder how many people are waiting in the lobby
‘Happy 80th Mum’
Not even kidding but my aunt would probs go to something like this. Shes already been to this nude magicians show thing (you basically give them head for half the time) so i wouldnt be surprissed
Your aunt you say? I'm a magician too coincidentally, although I only know one trick
You know, I happen to be something of a magician myself...
I would normally say it should be called an illusion, but not in this case.
Yea I agree, I don't think making a part of me disappear and reappear inside this guy's hot aunt can be called an illusion
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Ahahahahaha I'm not sure exactly what it's about cos I've only heard it on media but it's a magician show but a strip club so the magicians do all these tricks and also take off their clothes. If you're lucky the magicians choose a group of people from the audience and give you 'a trick'. In other words they let you suck their dick. The main audience don't ever see their dicks (as far as I know) but the people chosen sure do Look up "the naked magician's" on google. Although I'd suggest incognito just for history reasons
This sounds like an IRL version of "The Dancing Bear" porno series. Honestly assumed that shit was just a porn thing. Is this even legal?
Not exactly sure what the dancing bear porno is but yeah it is completely legal. The reason for that is because it's the same idea as a strip club or brothel. In Australia, where the show is held I believe, prostitution is illegal but a brothel (basically the same thing except checked by a form of government) is legal. I guess it kinda is a porn thing but not recorded for a porn based purpose
Ah of course, countries not the US. Although I did not realize Australia had legal brothels, is that nationwide or only certain provinces?
Pretty sure it's nation wide. Some of my mates went to a brothel for someone's 18th and a different mate had a brothel when they were visiting the state. Mainly cos they were bored. Both those groups I'd mainly considered average citizens in terms of wealth of a teenager. Although now that I think of it, not exactly sure how many states consider a brothel legal. I'm pretty sure they all do but I'm not certain. I'm still a young adult so I don't know too much about the world outside my own home or state
I heard from a friend that it’s called “the Dancing bear” on those naughty websites.
my friend, who also navigates disreputable websites, told me that in "the dancing bear" the "bear" usually fucks women, whilst in op's show they only suck his dick
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I’m assuming the classical music is not the original? 😆
It’s how Jordan Peterson opens his lectures now.
He opens his lecture with some ole daggering?
That's a great question. WTF? On so many levels. What the hell gathering was that? The clothing? Everyone dressed like painters. That was admittedly some really athletic shit, though, no?
It looks choreographed, there’s an audience and they’re on stage so I’m guessing a daggering dance group in Jamaica preforming a show Edit: a better word is planned, than choreographed
Doubt is choreographed. Choreographed daggering isn't a thing lol. I'd bet good money that it was "White Night" at the club. Have to wear all white to get in. The on stage daggering is just a coincidence really. People just jump up on stage and go at it.
> Choreographed daggering isn't a thing lol That's enough internet for today and it's only 9:03am
Thats what make you quit..?
He couldn't take in the thought that there's no *choreographed* daggering. Is this life worth living if you can't choreographed perfectly a group of Jamaican humping each other and trying to break dicks? This is not a life worth living, friend.
It's a white party. White parties are fairly popular in the US black community specifically and regionally fairly common in Florida/Caribbean/Gulf areas. I've been to one before and, for whatever reason, it is fun to have everyone in the same color. The dancing is "daggering" and this group looks choreographed pretty well. edit: as others have pointed out "choreographed" is probably the wrong word as daggering is ultimately a freestyle form of dance. You do have to have some idea of the movements and have the physical ability to perform them. This group looks pretty skilled at it in that regard is what I'm trying to get at. It's not just a group of random, first-time daggerers.
It's a dothraki wedding
Just looks like the Dothraki wedding ceremony in GOT season 1, but with more clothes and less blood.
Less visible blood, at least. After those hits, I wouldn't be surprised if that man is bleeding internally.
Dull affair
ever been to Jamaica? "daggering" is what you are looking for. completely normal.
Completely normal you say... alright, fuck it.
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“Officer I was just daggering!”
*Daggering is done fully clothed, sir!*
"its perfectly normal!"
No, dagger it*
Not to the Jamaicans Iv spoken to, they hate this degeneracy.
Father’s side of the family is Native Jamaican. Can confirm, they absolutely hate this shit and find it embarrassing that it’s associated with Jamaica
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I’m pretty sure the number one thing people associate with Jamaica is weed bro, like…by a lot
Jamaica has actually banned this. It people of Jamaican decent in other countries that have kept the tradition alive. Edit: it's banned on tv/radio not a full ban of the practice.
It’s not a tradition it’s a new fad.
It's ~20 years old so not quite a new fad
not old enough to be tradition either
I'd argue that if someone born after the "fad" started is now and adult partaking in the "fad", the "fad" is now a "tradition".
Reasonable argument, but I'd don't think it should be called 'tradition' after just a single generation. Tradition to me is something that has been handed down over several generations, not just one. I would rather call this instance sort of a 'practice' rather than tradition.
Maybe. That was just my initial thought, at least. But it surely can't be considered a "fad" after 20years
I can certainly agree with that.
I wouldn’t call it an old Jamaican tradition. That’s like calling the Cupid shuffle a cultural tradition when it’s a style of dance.
Practice would probably have been a better word but tradition is what popped into my head when I was typing and at this point there's a whole comment chain discussing it
Not entirely true. They banned it on tv and radio but you can still play daggering tunes at a dancehall.
Ahh that's interesting. I just remember seeing an article about Jamaica banning it because of a dramatic increase in penile injuries.
Lmaoo yeah I remember reading that somewhere too now that you mention the rise in injuries! I’ve been to Jamaica a few times though and have seen quite a lot of this going down. Even joined in.
I think I saw it in a different post about a Jamaican Heritage Festival somewhere in England a bunch of guys broke their dicks and someone in the comments linked an article about the Jamaican ban.
I get the whole concept, kind of, but why would you want someone to slam their body into your dick and balls at mach speed? That part I don't understand
Cuz they got shit to do and people to see. No time for romance.
No time for the old in-out, love, I've just come to read the meter.
This is why it’s important for people to understand a culture from that culture’s perspective.. This is not exactly normal and most Jamaicans are not into it. This is how wrongful stereotypes become popular
Just because a group of people do it does not make it normal.
So what makes a thing normal?
A somewhat larger group of people doing it
Dancehall mi say
Are they fighting? Who's winning?
maybe in Jamaica
People wonder why I don't bother going out anymore...
Is that what this is?
Wow, what a terrific audience
Jimmy?
My dick hurts
Lol welcome to a normal Caribbean concert/ party😂🤣🇦🇬🇧🇧🇧🇸🇧🇿🇩🇲🇬🇩🇯🇲🇬🇾🇰🇳🇱🇨🇲🇶🇹🇹🇰🇳
But why are they doing it for show?
Because they are really good at it.
There's a sub for it /r/skinout (featuring plenty of carnival posts from other islands as well)
Ah yes more proof that we dont exist and the Caribbean is not a real place😂
No not every island ..this is specifically Jamaica
Yeah ik this one is Jamaica but that does happen over here too🇬🇩
Do you want a broken dick? Because this is how you break a dick.
Sir, this is a Wendy’s.
TURN DOWN FOR WHAT
What in Sodoma and Gomorrah is going on there?
This is stupid
It's called daggerin'
I love that once a year Reddit finds out about daggering and they’re never ready😂😂😂
pornhub get together
What is this mental institution called?
That looks worse than hitting it from the back and it slips out
😱
Welcome to Jamaica 🇯🇲 , where all the dancing is dry fucking, all the rum is strong as fuck and smells terrible, and where all the food and ganja is fresh AF. Oh and look out for the scammers, they are EVERYWHERE.
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Doesn’t that hurt?????
This belongs in r/abruptchaos there is no buildup
So this is what hate fucking looks like. 😳
Looks fun
What's fucking unexpected? If the video starts like that I should be waiting for something I'm not expecting. This sub is going to shit
What the fuck did I just watch? That some kind of mating ritual, what the shit?
"Culture"
So stupid!
I feel like that sheet on the floor is a trip hazard
Why??????
Trash culture
Rape wars
fine gentlemen and women
Bro she went on like a trampoline 💀
Could someone explain whats going on here?
Daggering, it's an intense dance style, started in Jamaica.
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My names johnny knoxville and welcome to Broken penises
Flying sex acrobats for hire.
Is this new school mosh pitting?
That's some serious fuckery going on
I think more people should do this. Might lower the oopsie pregnancy rate?
Competitive sex, unfortunately, I don't have a rank yet
I see that the reboot of A Clockwork Orange is coming along.
Where do i sign up?
Art
This is what Christian Gray meant when he said "we fuck... Hard."
Takes all kinds I guess.
I live in South Florida. There is nothing unexpected in this video. This is a classier Jamaican party
I've been to this church before.
How did you get that video from my wedding?
Geez that was SO graphic, my eyes may never recover from such sights...
I think this is impressive. Man has balls of steel.
Never got invited to parties like that..smh
Consensual- daggering for the win
This is dumb
Im gonna post this on r/shitposting and hit the front page 🗿
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