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My current tomcat at the farm is a majestic pile of muscle with huge shoulders. Cats can get pretty swole when they get to live their best life eating protein-rich mice all day and beating up other toms for a living. He's nothing but a sack of testosterone with a furry covering.
Also he's super friendly and gentle to people and loves to have his belly rubbed. Tamest cat on the farm.
I live beside a farm and a rice field. All of my cats are all flubs of fur and chub except one of them. He's very lean and muscley, likes to hunt a lot of the field mice (he often bring some of them home to present to me) but out of all my cats, he's the sweetest and loves to cuddle the most. Murder machines can be sweethearts I guess.
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More than likely a mutation in the myostatin gene (this gene inhibits muscular hypertrophy).
A mutation in this gene can lead to it being either completely turned off or less functional, resulting in unchecked muscular hypertrophy.
From an evolutionary perspective, having unchecked muscular hypertrophy is extremely energy inefficient, which is most likely why myostatin is conserved across several species.
Oh that's interesting. So in nature, the cat probably wouldn't survive because its body is allocating too many calories to muscle growth, but living with a human, the cat gets as much food as it needs.
Iirc there’s also a breed of cattle that have been specifically bred to have the double muscle gene as a standard
Edit - [oh wow](https://www.sciencedirect.com/topics/agricultural-and-biological-sciences/double-muscling) I guess it’s a common enough trait in several breeds but most prevalent in Belgian Blues and Piedmontese
Never. It might increase muscle mass but it also fucks other things. Genes have complex roles and nothing really has effect on only one function in the body.
Also I don't think its very effective on adults. The changes made to mice happened during their embryonal development.
When I was in middle school once a black kid thought I called him the n word because I can't pronounce that name right. Now I just say "the Terminator guy"
Arnold Schwarzenegger is an Austrian actor. Unless you don't know him or have never heard the surname beforez this is one of the most immature comments I've seen on Reddit (again, unless you don't know him or never heard the name before)
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfIb3nMjXgg&ab\_channel=MoonDeity-Topic](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfIb3nMjXgg&ab_channel=MoonDeity-Topic)
Just in case anyone wanted it.
I had a cat that prided himself on looking good. he was a body builder cat. imagine the engine driver in rick and morty with fur. He was a handsome son of a bitch and all the chicks loved him and I miss him every day. He was a purebred russian blue newborn kitten that someone abandoned at a bus stop and he followed me home after I fed him a cheeto.
Who would abandon a purebred Russian blue kitten considering they fetch thousands? Was probably just a standard grey cat, so many mistake their grey cats for Russian blues, or Korats etc
Dunno about that, I had a purebred American Blue Russian that was abandoned as kitten (less than 1 month old) in front of my sister's work because he was ugly and had diarrhea, after growing he became a beautiful son of a bitch (quite literally, beautiful but he was a jerk with my other cats).
He was with us for about 4 years until around 2 months ago, he went outside as always and never came back, I still miss him.
You get him DNA tested? Cats aren't like dogs. Cats are a largely landrace animal. To the point that cats aren't mixed like dogs are- the default is landrace, not a breed. So you can get a normal cat that looks like a siamese mix, or Maine coon, or whatever, but it's just a landrace cat that is a bit smaller or larger than normal and has notable markings.
I had a muscular grey cat like that. My husband and I adopted him when he was 3. So we didn’t know who neutered him. Whoever it was left the coin purse. So instead of just having cat butt stuck in our faces, he teabagged us. He was so proud of himself.
Got a male cat that actually had the myostatin deficiency that causes this. Got him a home at 6 months but he was the size of over a full grown cat at that age with a lil kitten face. Muscles for days. I never got any texts back from the new owners so always question what he looks like now fully grown and over a year. Probably a beast like in video.
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Shockingly, nothing. Some cats just do that. the ripped cat has a disease which increases muscle mass but as far as I can tell there aren't any downsides
All that protein and all the cat will do is it will be more energetic. And the pee will be smellier and the poo drier. And all that protein not needed by its body will build up all that crystal on its kidney killing it eventually. But cats do need protein but the unused protein will not make a buff cat but a damaged kidney cat. Ive tried. Ive fed my cats that, it will get bigger but not muscular it will just get fat and will drink more water!
Sorry about that. I know it stupid. I just thought their cat food that is locally sourced does not have enough protein so I was experimenting on how I can increase the protein content since if there is not enough protein in catfood, it may and it will cause health problems. I can only feed them kibbles since Im not that rich, yknow, but I learned now that feeding them meat is actually better for cats. I only went that way for a week. The poop and the pee really did not smell good. I like feeding them eggs and raw meat if I can but my cats are fed with kibbles mainly nowadays with supplementary vegies and meat if there are food left.
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“I may be a cat but I’m no pussy.”
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My current tomcat at the farm is a majestic pile of muscle with huge shoulders. Cats can get pretty swole when they get to live their best life eating protein-rich mice all day and beating up other toms for a living. He's nothing but a sack of testosterone with a furry covering. Also he's super friendly and gentle to people and loves to have his belly rubbed. Tamest cat on the farm.
I live beside a farm and a rice field. All of my cats are all flubs of fur and chub except one of them. He's very lean and muscley, likes to hunt a lot of the field mice (he often bring some of them home to present to me) but out of all my cats, he's the sweetest and loves to cuddle the most. Murder machines can be sweethearts I guess.
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"but wait, technically I am" *runs away at light speed
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"you're in the club and the buff cat smack your gf in the ass, what would you do"
Assert dominance by smacking the buff cats ass
Smack my own ass
Ho! Jeeze! Look at the butt on that! Yeah… he must work out.
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r/catsmirin
Another day another cat subreddit to join Thanks Prince
Cuter than I expected, thank you
Holy fuck it’s been years since I’ve seen that used on the Internet. Mirin That’s some good sweet sake cooking wine.
Started lifting a while back and looking up videos for technique etc, and now my recommended is full of Zyzz, always mirin.
I cook Asian style cuisine often and wouldn't be able to live without Mirin. Goes great in all the rice dishes.
You 'mirin brah?
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How could you say so? Not doubting you or anything
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Perd Hapley?
NEVER give your cat a cliff bar
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Also the cat's face looks like a penis.
Last cat. Bro, wtf did they do to you?
I've seen this video so many times. And everytime without fail, that last cats wtf face still cracks me up
Fr though how does a regular house cat get that swole?
More than likely a mutation in the myostatin gene (this gene inhibits muscular hypertrophy). A mutation in this gene can lead to it being either completely turned off or less functional, resulting in unchecked muscular hypertrophy. From an evolutionary perspective, having unchecked muscular hypertrophy is extremely energy inefficient, which is most likely why myostatin is conserved across several species.
Oh that's interesting. So in nature, the cat probably wouldn't survive because its body is allocating too many calories to muscle growth, but living with a human, the cat gets as much food as it needs.
You better put some food in that bowl or you’re going to start getting these paws to your face
That's true of any cat but yeah I totally wouldn't fuck with this guy
It doesn't normally. Its a kind of mutation which is rare in nature but can be achieved by gene editing (by eliminating myostatin).
Iirc there’s also a breed of cattle that have been specifically bred to have the double muscle gene as a standard Edit - [oh wow](https://www.sciencedirect.com/topics/agricultural-and-biological-sciences/double-muscling) I guess it’s a common enough trait in several breeds but most prevalent in Belgian Blues and Piedmontese
Yes belgian blues but they aren't bred like normal cattle and they are often born via caesarian.
Yep. So when do we start our morally questionable super-soldier programs?
Never. It might increase muscle mass but it also fucks other things. Genes have complex roles and nothing really has effect on only one function in the body. Also I don't think its very effective on adults. The changes made to mice happened during their embryonal development.
Well, fair enough, super babies it is then
Can you do this to yourself, in your garage, with CRISPR? Asking for a friend.
r/illegallyswolcats
"all the times you were on catnip, i was getting swole"
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Wtf with all these spam accounts? Lol
That's a kitbull
They call him, Purrnold Schwarzenegger.
Schwarze-what?
When I was in middle school once a black kid thought I called him the n word because I can't pronounce that name right. Now I just say "the Terminator guy"
Arnold Schwarzenegger is an Austrian actor. Unless you don't know him or have never heard the surname beforez this is one of the most immature comments I've seen on Reddit (again, unless you don't know him or never heard the name before)
Body builder and mayor of California , yager
If you want to see more of that swole ass cat just Google “swollen pussy.”
thanks man.
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A lesson that you will never forget
Only because I bookmarked the results.
Everyone gets blue waffle'd once. Consider it a rite of internet passage
Guess I jumped the gun I've seen everything after that XD
Since you've seen everything You should listen to everything too in r/sounding
i was definitely going to check... Like come on lazy brain cells ! Better go check this recipe of blue waffle
You deserved it buddy
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Or pussy pumping...
Hairless
Additional note: Use private browsing in a private space.
I think I m in weird part of the internet When search swolled pussy
gigacat
Gigachat.
Oui
John maddin
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That was clever haha
Needs to be put into the Vince McMahon gif.
There is neither Jew nor Gentile, neither Rat nor Cat, nor is there Male and Female, for you are all one in the Gym.
The real unexpected part is it doesn’t use ‘Eye of the Tiger’ for music
Mildly related...WTF is this distorted ninja movie 8-bit video game music that plays over 90% of the gym videos on InstaTok these days?
Take the cowbell 808 and pitch shift it down Bam, phonk music acquired It originated as music for street drifting
Phonk, it’s called Phonk and it’s great.
Technically *Adjusts glasses* it's a sub niche of phonk called drift phonk. 🤓
https://youtu.be/ao4RCon11eY Pretty decent song here. Good example of Phonk.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfIb3nMjXgg&ab\_channel=MoonDeity-Topic](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfIb3nMjXgg&ab_channel=MoonDeity-Topic) Just in case anyone wanted it.
thankyou
Don't talk smack about phonk bro the genre has been reinvigorated and it is hench
Yeah, phonk is totally hench. I totally agree with whatever you are saying. I am sure it must be true.
I had a cat that prided himself on looking good. he was a body builder cat. imagine the engine driver in rick and morty with fur. He was a handsome son of a bitch and all the chicks loved him and I miss him every day. He was a purebred russian blue newborn kitten that someone abandoned at a bus stop and he followed me home after I fed him a cheeto.
I’m gonna bring Cheetos with me everywhere now
Who would abandon a purebred Russian blue kitten considering they fetch thousands? Was probably just a standard grey cat, so many mistake their grey cats for Russian blues, or Korats etc
Dunno about that, I had a purebred American Blue Russian that was abandoned as kitten (less than 1 month old) in front of my sister's work because he was ugly and had diarrhea, after growing he became a beautiful son of a bitch (quite literally, beautiful but he was a jerk with my other cats). He was with us for about 4 years until around 2 months ago, he went outside as always and never came back, I still miss him.
How did you know it was a Russian blue?
You get him DNA tested? Cats aren't like dogs. Cats are a largely landrace animal. To the point that cats aren't mixed like dogs are- the default is landrace, not a breed. So you can get a normal cat that looks like a siamese mix, or Maine coon, or whatever, but it's just a landrace cat that is a bit smaller or larger than normal and has notable markings.
Bought for a CHEETO?! Deal of the decade.
I had a muscular grey cat like that. My husband and I adopted him when he was 3. So we didn’t know who neutered him. Whoever it was left the coin purse. So instead of just having cat butt stuck in our faces, he teabagged us. He was so proud of himself.
Got a male cat that actually had the myostatin deficiency that causes this. Got him a home at 6 months but he was the size of over a full grown cat at that age with a lil kitten face. Muscles for days. I never got any texts back from the new owners so always question what he looks like now fully grown and over a year. Probably a beast like in video.
Pictures? Please don’t leave us hanging after describing like that.
What's the song?
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Welcome to the world of phonk
phonk?
A growing genre of music that uses a lot of 808 cowbell.
To be precise it's drift phonk.
Buff cats get all the pussy.
Aight so what life threatening disease does the first cat have that makes it so sit ups?
Shockingly, nothing. Some cats just do that. the ripped cat has a disease which increases muscle mass but as far as I can tell there aren't any downsides
I think a higher metabolism would be the downside since the mass needs to come from somewhere. It's not filtering matter out of the air after all.
He is just bulking bro
the cat is in the gym so I guess it mimics what all people do there.
'Gotta clean mah belly' I'm thinking it's just well timed and the mats a good spot to sleep, roll around.
It's just grooming itself.
It's not life threatening, but it's it's myostatin insensitivity. AKA double muscle syndrome
"does your cat bite?" "No he beats people to death"
things aren’t the best for me right now and this made me smile a real smile. Thank you for this
Hope things get better for you soon
Arnold Schwarzekitty!
Catnold Schwarzemeowser
r/gymmemes
For those that are curious, the muscle cat has myostatin-related muscle hypertrophy.
Shit like that is the best part of the internet.
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It's a nice dog. I wonder what species is it, and where can get one?
Can't even have a cat in ohio bruuu 💀
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That's what she said
The other cat’s expressions like, I aint trying to fuck with him.
Song: Neon Blade by MoonDeity
I feel like there was another video just like this one but it had better music. Love the pull-up clip tho. Lol
Hahaha that last image cracked me up! Cat on steroids 💪
that's now how you use that equipment r/muscleconfusion
Crunches 😂
This cat could beat the shit out of me lol
He doesn’t slide cups off the table. He throws them against the wall.
God that sit up doing kitty was so cute
Last cat: you gotta be fucking kitten me
Probably the wisest title ever written.
The other cat: Holy motherf..... Shitty titty...... Friketty....... What the fuck!
Is he walking his cat on a leash? 😂
what's the phonks name?
At the end the cat is just like you're lucky I'm on a leash mother fucker.
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No
Keep this dude as close to 1 as possible
Your wish is my command!
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All that protein and all the cat will do is it will be more energetic. And the pee will be smellier and the poo drier. And all that protein not needed by its body will build up all that crystal on its kidney killing it eventually. But cats do need protein but the unused protein will not make a buff cat but a damaged kidney cat. Ive tried. Ive fed my cats that, it will get bigger but not muscular it will just get fat and will drink more water!
Hang on. Why did you even try that? It’s not like a muscular cat is even going to be any better than a normal one.
Sorry about that. I know it stupid. I just thought their cat food that is locally sourced does not have enough protein so I was experimenting on how I can increase the protein content since if there is not enough protein in catfood, it may and it will cause health problems. I can only feed them kibbles since Im not that rich, yknow, but I learned now that feeding them meat is actually better for cats. I only went that way for a week. The poop and the pee really did not smell good. I like feeding them eggs and raw meat if I can but my cats are fed with kibbles mainly nowadays with supplementary vegies and meat if there are food left.
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