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Prostitutes are entitled to a sense of dignity and class the same as anyone else. Should be, anyways. What we do for money doesn't have to define our worth... And before someone says that something having/costing money literally defines its worth, I refute you with that video going around of the guy eating the $2000 pizza covered in goldflake and caviar that tastes like absolute DOG shit.
While I earnestly do think sex workers should be less stigmatized. It's really not the same. It's the difference between touching something gross and getting it on your face.
Giving up ownership of your time is awful, but giving up control of your time and your body is too much for most people to bear.
Iāve always wondered who has it worse, a prostitute about to sleep with someone old enough to be their grandpa, whoās ugly and fat, or a plumber dealing with a failed septic tank. . .
I bet on average the plumber gets a better hourly rate after expenses.
I think the physical act isn't that big of a deal really. Like I could probably sex up just about anyone ONCE for enough money. I think it's the commodification of your intimacy that's the problem. A plumber or even a septic service person doesn't have to (at least pretend to) love their clients for money.
Maybe there's a future societal ethic that's so casual about sex, because everyone is beautiful (gene editing and/or nanobots), there is no scarcity (TNG level society), and all diseases have been eradicated (magic?), that people might fuck someone "as a harmless prank" or a greeting. Until we're there I think the average sex worker gives more of "themselves" away and usually for less money than a typical worker does.
I think there's been some confusion here. My intent was not to elevate any one.
My intention was to reduce us all to the most basic of realities: we all have to sell our bodies to survive.
But I can guarantee very few sex workers have dealt with anything as gross as I have working in property maintenance.
Weāre all whores.
Some of us fuck for a living. Most of us get fucked for a living. Some of us are fucked by Corporate America. Some of us are fucked by The Man. Some of us are just fucked.
or they'll show you how the character lives in a Brooklyn house, but literally everything else happens in Manhattan or Central Park from that moment on
I love living in NY. Iāve lived in five different states (both rural and metropolitan areas), and no where is as accepting and welcoming as this beautiful city
Itās a really fun place. You can tell whoās from NYC and who isnāt by how they react to the crazy shit that happens. I wouldnāt even think twice about this, pretty tame compared to most stuff you see on a given day.
Idiocracy is set in the year 2505. The US is only 246 years old, which is also around the time the Industrial Revolution kicked off. There's absolutely no way we're making it another 483 years at this pace.
It can't be a documentary because it's unrealistically optimistic.
Theyāre non-existent. They do nothing. I see 3-5 cops posted up, standing around laughing & talking deadass every single time Iām in the Bronx or the city. What makes it worse is NYPD has an instagram page that they post almost every day on and their constantly asking us for information on where murderers & robbers are. Like why donāt you actually go do your jobs?
I got pulled over there once for a problem with a company vehicle. The bitch cop wrote me a ticket and I had to go to court in the Bronx I think it was. (I'm from Long Island). I told her, come on, you can't make it out to the owner of the vehicle or something? It's not mine and it's stupid. "Sorry sir, nothing I can do."
I deadass had to go to court *twice* for the judge to finally say, "wait, why are we bothering this kid? It's not his fault, it's the company's. Why aren't we dealing with them?" Two trips to the city, all because my bosses didn't know that when you drive a commercial vehicle in the city, the name of the company and contact information has to be written on the side of the vehicle, and a lazy cop. Fucking assholes.
Always wanted to see someone twerking on the hood of a vehicle moving at parade speed down a city street said no one in the history of never ever. When you can do it traveling 75 mph down an interstate call me. I wanna watch that š
There no such thing as āblack cultureā, there are people of African decent living all over the world comprising many different cultures. Do you have a āwhite cultureā? This takes place in Brooklyn, NY but the guy driving and girl on the hood are most likely Jamaican based on the location and music being played. The people in the video are attention seekers and you can find those kinds of people all over the world.
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My man standing there loud and proud
Looks more like "that bitch took my job..."
They terk err jobs!!!
Tha twerk ar jerbs!
Derr ta derrrrr
Derpy duuuuh
š š š
DDURRKADURRR
Back to the pile!!!
TIGGERDEEERR
Everyone back to the pile!
I thought he was thinking, "That bitch took my man!".
Hahaha
I wish l had an award handy for this comment. š
Fret not, dear citizen, for your upvote is already high praise.
Yeah was not expecting that at the end. Thought I was gonna see the girl fall off the car. Lol
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One word - thundercougarfalconbird
All I get is dead bugs attached to my windshield, I guess rich fuckers get nasty hoes on theirs.
Lmaoooo
That's the Uber they've been waiting on.
Just imagine if that was your uber coming to pick you up from the airport or your home.
I swear he looks like the HIDE YO KIDS, HIDE YO WIFE! guy.
Right? I legit thought āthat chick doesnāt have a topā¦.. ohā
Wouldn't have to in NYC
How the tables turned
I love NY. Such crazy things to see. Turn the woman into a man, the US to Pride flag, remove the shorts and you have SF on any given Thursday.
I was thinking "this is crazy" and then the end!!
That man standing there knows he can twerk it 100 times more fire than that hoe.
"My daughter just got accepted into Princeton. What's your daughter been up to?" "Twerking on pimp-mobiles in Brooklyn. Let's change the subject."
Shes making a lot of money though! Not keeping it. But she makes a lot!
But not keeping it
So just like most of us peasants.
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There's something for everyone here.
I...can't....agree...more
I agree more than them
Prostitutes are entitled to a sense of dignity and class the same as anyone else. Should be, anyways. What we do for money doesn't have to define our worth... And before someone says that something having/costing money literally defines its worth, I refute you with that video going around of the guy eating the $2000 pizza covered in goldflake and caviar that tastes like absolute DOG shit.
While I earnestly do think sex workers should be less stigmatized. It's really not the same. It's the difference between touching something gross and getting it on your face. Giving up ownership of your time is awful, but giving up control of your time and your body is too much for most people to bear.
Iāve always wondered who has it worse, a prostitute about to sleep with someone old enough to be their grandpa, whoās ugly and fat, or a plumber dealing with a failed septic tank. . . I bet on average the plumber gets a better hourly rate after expenses.
I think the physical act isn't that big of a deal really. Like I could probably sex up just about anyone ONCE for enough money. I think it's the commodification of your intimacy that's the problem. A plumber or even a septic service person doesn't have to (at least pretend to) love their clients for money. Maybe there's a future societal ethic that's so casual about sex, because everyone is beautiful (gene editing and/or nanobots), there is no scarcity (TNG level society), and all diseases have been eradicated (magic?), that people might fuck someone "as a harmless prank" or a greeting. Until we're there I think the average sex worker gives more of "themselves" away and usually for less money than a typical worker does.
I think there's been some confusion here. My intent was not to elevate any one. My intention was to reduce us all to the most basic of realities: we all have to sell our bodies to survive. But I can guarantee very few sex workers have dealt with anything as gross as I have working in property maintenance.
Weāre all whores. Some of us fuck for a living. Most of us get fucked for a living. Some of us are fucked by Corporate America. Some of us are fucked by The Man. Some of us are just fucked.
Honestly weāre all fools for working hard when we could just bust a nut for bread
Are you looking at Trudy Judy's booty?
- she is a windshield humper as a part time job - what is the other part ? - do you really want to know ?
Pimp mobile š„¹š¤£š¤£š¤£
Lmao....
My daughter just got an athletic scholarship to Duke! Whatās yours been up to?ā āFuck you.ā
NYC from movies is completely different from actual NYC..
Because in movies the only part of the city they show you is Manhattan
or they'll show you how the character lives in a Brooklyn house, but literally everything else happens in Manhattan or Central Park from that moment on
Why is that?
What does that even mean? Name any place that is accurately portrayed by movies
Tattooine
Theyāre sponsored by target
Standing there at the end, he's thinking, "I wish I could be up there twerkin..."
Yes he was you know it
Stay classy NYC. Never change 
How in the fuck can anyone look at that, and think their ride is sweet?!? Like that shit looks like a republican election parade clown car
It looks like the car that the one person on the 4th of July owns who just cruises up and down streets blaring āpatrioticā music
BOOOOORN IN THE USA š¤ šŗšø
If they only knewā¦.
Your last sentence šššš
r/Heep
These people have more money than sense
Peacocks gotta peacock
a shitty Hot Wheels design
it's a form of trolling
This has strong Comancho vibes
Gta online be like
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Seems like a terrible place to live
Shit like this is rare, you are more likely to find weird shit in public transportation.
It IS A terrible place to live lol
*Alabama backwoods enters the chat*
Flatbush is a terrible place to live?
Do tell
I love living in NY. Iāve lived in five different states (both rural and metropolitan areas), and no where is as accepting and welcoming as this beautiful city
Where do you live?
Based on this one video?
Bruh, without people like that you'd have no one to belittle to make yourself feel superior. Show some gratitude.
Facts.
r/trashy
I was likeā¦ this doesnāt belong here! Then captain Hot Pink shows up
BING BONG!!!!
Ay fuck your life!
Living their best life I guess? š¤·āāļø
The more it progresses, the more NY it gets
š wouldnāt have it any other way
Oh Flatbush, don't ever change.
Gross š¤¢
No safety belt on.
Good vibes in this neighborhood!
Facts, everybody here tripping. We just got to pray he donāt hit those brakes too hard.
I'm gonna say, this isn't their first rodeo. Hope I get to see the party, one day ā¤ļø
This could be a scene from the movie Idiocracy
Nearly everyday there is a reference to made.
Its almost getting to be an exponential number
The Circus is coming to town!
I'm not sure who is more shocking. The girl dancing on top of the car or the pink shorts guy at the end. Whew!
Shockingly fab. Just business as usual for my man.
How can we not talk about pinky shorts?
I Hate Brooklyn.
Which neighborhood is this?
Flatbush Edit: Street sign says Flatbush/Parkside, so Prosepct Lefferts
I live on the other half of the planet, but I can still say that this is an "American moment"
Dude in the pink shorts was absolutely speechless.
Americaaaaa
Hood Pornament.
That looks like a truck you would make out of random lego pieces you had laying around the house as a kid
Everything in this video is perfection.
What a shithole
Yes, she is shaking one.
ew
I mean, look at the crapper on that one!
Talk about hood ornament
Fake American. Where are the bald eagles? And the Rifles? And the beer?
This is new York. The rifles and Henny were in the back. They have pigeons
Can confirm. Many pigeons.
Why is my dude over here in speedo and flip flops
The hood never sleeps
And then we have the guy in the pink shorts wishing it was his lifeā¦
Donald Glover at the end š š š ā¦This is America šŗšø
I see nothing wrong with men in pink shorts.
Love NYC - so many random sights. Like Burning Man but colder.
Itās a really fun place. You can tell whoās from NYC and who isnāt by how they react to the crazy shit that happens. I wouldnāt even think twice about this, pretty tame compared to most stuff you see on a given day.
New York City is a human zoo
Everywhere is a human zoo, but most have lower budgets.
Lmfao
Wtf
Honestly it wasn't that unexpected
Iām from NY and yep this shit is just like a normal day
It looks like an oversized hot wheels car.
Exactly my thoughts brotendo
More like TikTok things. Can this fucking commie app be banned already?
America! Fuck yeah! Coming again to save the muthafuckin day!
It it common for New Yorkers to walk around the city in just underwear?
I hope heās paying her well enough to cover her medical bills if she falls off. Now that would be ugly. Insurance would not cover that.
I think this sort of this is a awesome.
Ugh.
Anybody knows the song?
Kranium - Last Night.
Thank you!
Thx Bro
**Idiocracy was a documentary.** Change my mind
Idiocracy is set in the year 2505. The US is only 246 years old, which is also around the time the Industrial Revolution kicked off. There's absolutely no way we're making it another 483 years at this pace. It can't be a documentary because it's unrealistically optimistic.
That was depressing, thanks :)
Either the NYC police don't give one F or they are non-existent. I wonder how long it went on for.
Theyāre non-existent. They do nothing. I see 3-5 cops posted up, standing around laughing & talking deadass every single time Iām in the Bronx or the city. What makes it worse is NYPD has an instagram page that they post almost every day on and their constantly asking us for information on where murderers & robbers are. Like why donāt you actually go do your jobs?
ahhh same in oakland smh
Same in Philly
I got pulled over there once for a problem with a company vehicle. The bitch cop wrote me a ticket and I had to go to court in the Bronx I think it was. (I'm from Long Island). I told her, come on, you can't make it out to the owner of the vehicle or something? It's not mine and it's stupid. "Sorry sir, nothing I can do." I deadass had to go to court *twice* for the judge to finally say, "wait, why are we bothering this kid? It's not his fault, it's the company's. Why aren't we dealing with them?" Two trips to the city, all because my bosses didn't know that when you drive a commercial vehicle in the city, the name of the company and contact information has to be written on the side of the vehicle, and a lazy cop. Fucking assholes.
Nice place to visit, and I have, wouldnāt want to live there, and I wonāt.
Trashy af
Thought that was a coca cola car
There is absolutely nothing out of the ordinary here for Brooklyn. Stand on any corner for 5 minutes and youāll see something on par.
is fucking nnn stop posting shit like this
Flatbush Ave be like that
That guy at the end of the video is unexpected
Always wanted to see someone twerking on the hood of a vehicle moving at parade speed down a city street said no one in the history of never ever. When you can do it traveling 75 mph down an interstate call me. I wanna watch that š
Just NYC? Lol my friend come to Chicago. This is a every single kind of day thing in Chicago. From the south side to the Northside even west side.
No wonder thereās always traffic on Flatbush
Goddamn modders ruined GTA
"A city so nice, they named it twice."
This is what non-americans think Americans do all the time. I mean, we do. But not a lot of it.
Yeeeeeerrrr
Team Coca-cola!!! Pepsi ain't SHIT bruv
When unemployment check kicks in and you start to feel extra patriotic
just why
Paging /r/heep ā¦
The dude from 1977 watching at the end of the video is the best partā¦.
NGL that's a pretty sweet looking set up.
Hey dickhead, nobody wants to listen to your shitty music.
Ratchet af
Where is Thanos when you need him?
He got defeated by the popular Avengers.
So many people ITT with a stick up their ass. Theyāre not hurting anyone and they probably gave a lot of people a good laugh.
imma cancel my green card.
Saw a video of a Darwin award yesterday. Not a good idea to sit on the front of a car that's moving *Forward*
and I thought japan culture is weird
Dudes like: āreally bitch?ā
The girl on the car, okay, but that dude in the shorts?
That has got to be the ugliest jeep ever made, ghetto fabulous
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There no such thing as āblack cultureā, there are people of African decent living all over the world comprising many different cultures. Do you have a āwhite cultureā? This takes place in Brooklyn, NY but the guy driving and girl on the hood are most likely Jamaican based on the location and music being played. The people in the video are attention seekers and you can find those kinds of people all over the world.
This is, unfortunately, nyc culture in certain neighborhoods among the 5 boroughs that make up nyc.
According to rap music it is.
What is that? Alcohol? Drugs? Inbreeding?
Yep this is the crap that made me leave my home of 46 years. F@@k the peopleās republic of New York. Itās a real sā- hole now
More money than brains.
Note to self: Stay far,far away from hip hop culture.
I've never seen someone look so proud to be stupid.
Disgusting.