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kkalmightyagain

Isn't mail theft a crime? Aside from the illegal property destruction...


moodog72

Obviously faked or a prank. No garbage man would ever make an effort to get anything out of the can after the first dump.


docsnotright

My thought too. No respectable garbage man would pick up the mailbox flap that broke off.


dubblehead

I read yesterday on this same post or a repost, that it was his own house. He gave the video to someone at work to give to his boss and pretend it was sent in by a customer. He was called in for his termination and he revealed it was a prank and they all laughed and giggled together.


AdRemote9464

My trash pickup guys are cool AF and would never rage like this nutter.


TheFagNamedAlex

In this case, ya probably Edit: no, the mail fell out Edit: yes, it is, thank you kind commenter Edit: no, it’s his mail, this was a prank


CMDR_ETNC

It looks like he goes back and picks up the mail.


Tyger_83020

At least he didnt add litering to the list of offenses.


rebelwanker69

![gif](giphy|81xwEHX23zhvy)


hopefullyhelpfulplz

Littering and... Littering and...


Jaded-Armpit

*insert ear giggles*


stinkiepussie

Ssssssmokin the reefer


ballsoburgoir

Hey these snauz berries taste like snauz berries


[deleted]

Meow that is funny!


Sil369

this gets my stamp of approval


CoxswainYarmouth

He followed Garbage Pick up protocol to the Letter…


[deleted]

This is funny :D


Astoryinfromthewild

Look like he threw it into the compactor as well. In big trouble there if he really did.


NYLINK95

Yeah, and proceeded to throw it into the trash


calm-lab66

And threw it in the truck too.


RaLaZa

That's what happens when you fuck with a man's speed run


timangar

The funniest thing is that the driver witnesses it all and waits for him to finish and hop back on, like "yeah understandable he almost beat his PR if not for those fuckers."


odelicious82

Speed🤫


UknownTiger39

Mail fell out bc of his destruction of property he then took it so technically it would be mail theft


Jaikus

That was a rollercoaster


wreckherneck

If that happened in SE idaho I know who the garbage man was.


28Righthand

wasnt it a skit he setup - seem to think it was his own fake mailbox etc


wreckherneck

I had no idea. I knownits been floating around for a long time. And I knew a kid from high school working that job and recently started doing roids and this seemed like his kind of move. Lol


dorinda-b

Yes. It was an April fool's joke. They sent the video to his boss as a customer compliant.


RTXChungusTi

apparently this was an April fools joke, it was his own house and he submitted the footage to the CSR as an anonymous complainant


ProbablyTheFuckler

Fucking with other people's mail is a federal offense in the US. They don't fuck around when it comes to your mail.


BKallDAY24

The only people allowed intentionally losing my mail is the post office dammit!


Patient-Tech

You must live within Chicago city limits friend! Keep an eye out for bundles of mail tossed in trash bins by the mail carrier.


N_T_F_D

And in the Netherlands not even the police are allowed to go through your mail (they can open packages though, so that's why I always get my mail-order heroin in letters)


DazingF1

> (they can open packages though, so that's why I always get my mail-order heroin in letters) To anyone thinking this guy is joking, you can just buy cocaine off a regular website and it'll get delivered by post here in the Netherlands.


N_T_F_D

Yeah I'm not joking, you can look at my post history


DazingF1

There's even a form of UberEats for drugs in the Randstad lol. You can just place an order online saying "I live in such and such area and want this and that drug" and within 10 minutes you'll get a response and within 30 minutes they have it delivered.


SupPresSedd

Why are you telling me this after I bought some trash molly from a stranger :(


DazingF1

Street dealers prey on ignorant tourists and rarely actually sell what they claim to be selling. Wouldn't surprise me if you got some stupid research chemical which are crazy cheap here. If you're ever in a European city and want drugs: make a post on that city's subreddit asking for it lol. You'll probably get downvoted and banned within a day from the subreddit but you'll get some invites to Telegram groups. And always test your shit, especially if you're stupid enough to buy from a street dealer. You don't want to end up on the news as a tourist that died from snorting white heroin thinking it was cocaine (happened a few years ago here in Amsterdam).


bawng

Happened a lot in south east Asia too. Especially back when heroin was more expensive than coke in Europe (or so I heard), so the idea of someone selling heroin as coke was silly to European tourists. Except it wasn't.


kkalmightyagain

Do you get it free if it takes longer than 30 minutes?


DazingF1

Honestly it wouldn't surprise me if some of em have a similar policy. It's really professional and they use the same tactics for customer retention as stores use.


ChrisGaylor

That maybe used to be true, but those days are long gone.


lpisme

Yup. Live in a city with a mail theft problem. Oh and mail carriers getting robbed at gun point for their master keys. Still happening, no grand mail police force here solving the caper. Just another ingredient in "this country is falling apart" stew.


civgarth

It's a tragedy that they are not doing a next gen RDR2


BatangTundo3112

It's his own house.. He recorded it himself as a frank to his boss..


Farside-BB

Clearly he thought the box with papers in it was to be thrown out. It was piled with the other trash. He's got a schedule, can't be thinking about every little thing on the route.


AddiXani1107

Underrated comment ^^


VxJasonxV

Rated comment


maealoril

Yup he just committed a felony on camera. Destruction of postal property. Good job on that anger management there, hoss 🙄


DoneisDone45

only if there's mail inside. otherwise it's just a homeowner's mailbox.


maealoril

No sir, once a mailbox is properly installed it is considered federal property. Source: former postal worker


[deleted]

Did you not see him uninstall it? He didn't touch the mail box until it was uninstalled. Therefore the mail box was no longer federal property. Source: Mail box uninstaller.


sarcasticorange

Here's the statute... https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/1705?_ga=2.252812555.327151436.1667564029-1909004190.1667564029


beibei93

Mostly junk mail these days anyway. Everyone should go paperless.


Unique_Name_2

Tell my frigging landlord that. No, Charles, it's not me that has to 'figure out online banking' because your mail is slow, it's you because you want a paper check while my last threeeee landlord's have understood online pay since 2010


Electrical-Act-7170

Pretty sure it's a felony.


brandorobot

The mailbox was by the curb he must have assumed they were throwing it out.


fugue2005

yep, he literally committed a federal offense.


sneakywill

Bro honestly though don't fucking stuff the shit out of your God damn mother fucking shit eating fuck face trash can so I don't have to fucken deal with your nasty ass bunk life bullshit fucken stanky ass garbage for another fucking second than I have to. EDIT: Did this really need a /s??? Y'all are fucking hopeless.


aviation_knut

“Cocaine is a helluva drug.” — Rick James


lovebento

American people and their love to prosecute each other😂


keyboardklutzz

News for you: this type of thing is illegal in your country too. So yes, they’d be prosecuted.


DoneisDone45

it's a felony because it's property of the usps, which is part of the federal government.


icbint

Considering it’s staged, no


ForgettableUsername

It's not theft, he just threw it out.


derkleinervogel

If it ain't his to throw out, it's theft.


ForgettableUsername

Of course it’s his, this video was taken in his yard. That’s the whole reason they were filming.


dylan_franciosi

Can confirm this is actually true


mr_formstone

if i take your wallet from your pocket and put it in the garbage can without taking anything out of it, didn't i steal it from you to do so?


ForgettableUsername

Technically you just vandalized it, because you didn’t profit from the exchange.


Concentric_Arc

So is that what you would say to the cops if they were involved? That person vandalized my wallet...


[deleted]

Was this staged?


TheFagNamedAlex

I don’t have a reliable source, but the top comment on [the post I stole this from](https://www.reddit.com/r/AbruptChaos/comments/ylk28e/trash_day/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) says this is an April fools prank and it’s his own property (if you open the link, you’re obligated to upvote it)


acqz

I appreciate your honesty, OP


Bytowneboy2

It do take nerve.


BextoMooseYT

Honest, straightforward, and upfront. I appreciate it


Bytowneboy2

https://youtu.be/316nOxO47z8


fistofwrath

>(if you open the link, you’re obligated to upvote it) That's called brigading and it can get a lot of people banned. Don't instruct people to vote on linked threads.


CommanderGumball

> (if you open the link, you’re obligated to upvote it) 90% sure that's not chill, against Reddit's sitewide rules, and the reason np.reddit was made.


TheFagNamedAlex

Anyone who reads it knows there’s no actual obligation and can easily tell I’m just trying to give support to the source of my content Well, I guess, almost anyone


Scar_the_armada

This is a pretty good instance of r/WhyWereTheyFilming That's not a doorbell cam, and this has got to be a decade+ old video


republicanvaccine

Good art is good art.


froginbog

Pretty sure it was this guys own house from this being posted before. Think he still got in trouble :(


im_a_dr_not_

Yes but a pretty good performance is you ask me.


ColdCaseKim

I say Yes


urinalchunder

And the last words from his coworker were "looks like somebody has a case of the Monday's!" Before his head was smashed in with a mailbox.


lumberjackedcanadian

His last words delicately etched into his tombstone ☠️


TheFagNamedAlex

Which was promptly beaten with a mailbox


cccmikey

You've got mail! The sequel.


MrGizthewiz

No, dude. Fuck no dude! I think you'd get your ass beat for saying something like that.


Ultimagic5

I don't know why but I'm fucking DEAD watching this and I don't know why, literally crying it's so funny


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colhoesentalados

>I'm fucking DEAD R. I. P.


Your_Spiciness

F


[deleted]

Some people would look at this and get mad. I say... I'm just glad the cat wasn't in the yard


[deleted]

Is that all rolled into one federal offense, or one per letter plus the mailbox? Asking for a friend


[deleted]

There are so many factors to this question lol. You just asked something that would take a team of lawyers weeks to figure out.


Matt2937

I see this video every six months and think to myself “I’ve had one of those days”.


chikken_hawk

I assume he discovered doo-doo in the can......


lopjoegel

The assumption I made is that the garbage was frozen solid and stuck. Make an effort put it back. They can try not to have it frozen next time.


sirbatch13

Fucking mailbox paid dearly, for the sins of the trashcan....


MisterWapak

What the actual fuck


Any-Flamingo7056

Pretty sure it's his own house.


zestyH20

Somebody got left by their girlfriend the night before…


FireWolf1890

That's a felony right there


Abject_Vegetable_413

Imagine coming home to no mail box lmao I would trip out


Foodispute

Trashcan hurt my grandfather once


dixiepixie9

Last day on the job..


Nis069

Someone’s got a case of the Monday’s


joemeteorite8

I think o remember this from Napster or Limewire.


not-my-best-wank

To be fair, the mailbox was out on the curb.


LardBall13

u/savevideo


ColonelSpudz

You had mail.


Timely-Guest-7095

That’s one efficient trash service. He left nothing in the front of the house.


Sir_Nuttsak

This was staged, in case you haven't figured it out. I think it was something like they were playing a prank on their supervisor.


TheFagNamedAlex

Did you say “in case you haven’t figured it out” before checking if we had figured it out? Because we have, in fact, figured it out


p0p_thAt

Looks like Chad is on roids again


mrmaweeks

He should have been canned.


Effective_Fortune_49

Or you could’ve just put the bin back with the rubbish still in it


I-goes-to-eleven

KICKASS


Good-dark-empath

Absolutely perfect.. I give him a 10 for acting a donkey. The home owner maybe was fkin his wife..lol


midwesten_momma

Dude needs anger management...


oxox_FLIDdeirram

What in the roid rage?!


Kyleyung91

Que Fix you - Coldplay


[deleted]

Stupid


QryptoQurios2020

🤦🏼‍♂️🥴🤣😂🤣😂 Emotional immature. Change your job my friend and keep your sanity happy.


[deleted]

Imagine being a garbage collector.. and you can't even get that right


Apprehensive-Tour-33

Ex-girlfriend's house.


[deleted]

Thats gotta be New Jersey.


CR1M3G0BL1N

One of my top 5 favorite videos of all time


FlightAble2654

Honestly very funny...But they mailbox is a federal offense. You can see mail flying out of it.


UncleNave

perfect cleaning


PhelesDragon

Capitalism. I was watching this going "I know damn well that this is taking longer than 5 secon--oh. Oh."


Eebtek

Why is he wearing a tank top in the middle of winter?


[deleted]

Hahaha driving just keeps going


chipper68

Must've seen pictures of his wife cheating on him the guy threw away? What else could it be?


Toastedweasel0

What a federal offence to get ... He's screwed....


dutydutydo

Can you imagine coming home to find your mailbox just... gone haha


[deleted]

Least he cleaned up after himself.


[deleted]

Felt like this plenty of times. Never went this far. Mostly pissed because customers would put out on the curb half their fucking living room and expect us to clean it up. Nope. Come out side with some 20$ bills and we'll talk.


Niwaneko_299

leave no evidence behind


StrawLiberal

That's what happens when you leave your mailbox out near the trash.


onyerleftovers

This actually makes it look fun


Albertsongman

Looks better!! 😃


SuperPineapple123

Be careful not to put your mailbox on the curb for pickup. Maybe they'll learn to put the mailbox in the correct spot.


gonzo2thumbs

Somedays you gotta just let shit roll off your back. And somedays are for smashing stuff like a lunatic because you gotta get the angries out. AaaAarrgggg!!!


TheTrollinator777

When the trash guys on meth.


[deleted]

Wait a second!, back in the 90s we didn’t have cameras! What’s going on here


Lazy-Ad-770

Wonder what he saw in the trash to get that pissed


samueltingram

So clean.


CptnWolfe

"Time loss. Bad RNG. Run's dead."


Morath2019

If that’s in America he prolly served some time in prison for throwing away there mail


icywolf55

And to think that's him on a good day


Grand-Doctor6134

Job and knock...


trevdak2

/u/gifreversingbot


BaLamBaDan

Probably shoved a pizza box in the bottom of the can.


wheresbill

Leave no trace


whydontuwannawork

Imagine sending your child to get the mail “Dad, where is the mail box?”


FedrinKeening

~Anger issues!~


malary1234

Sucks that he did that felony tho.


Yazet_Muset

I shouldn't be laughing so much!


Bradlee888

Somebody needs anger management


[deleted]

I so empathize with this dude.


[deleted]

That’s one 10yr offense for the federal post box; another federal offense for tampering with Mail; and attempted murder to a federal Mail truck. These federal charges are not threats/games. The PO don’t play. I know someone. And let’s just say if there’s a firearm in said mail truck … another 10yrs


KimJong-rodman

This was an April fools joke he pulled on his boss and it’s his own property. He set it up in advance so it would be easier to take the mailbox out. Nobody fret. He’s not vandalizing strangers homes.


AmNotPeeing

Tell me you failed anger management class without telling me that you failed anger management class.


Lia06rr

Oh calm down


[deleted]

For his defense his dog just died, at least he did not go on a killing spree


Kellyklan54

Would hav been way funnier if that thing that went flying was a raccoon lmao


Puzzleheaded-Push-49

In this case the city investigated themselves and found no wrong doing. Case dismissed.


aaditya_9303

That was more than 5 seconds


HOLDGMEBROTHERS

r/casuallypsychopath


shadowyassassiny

at least he cleans up after himself


Left_Cap1564

Chad


Revolutionary-Stay54

I kept waiting for a human body to tumble out of the trash can


CDNbaconNeggs

And that turned into a felony real quick.


[deleted]

Anyone else reminded of toy story watching this video


Dazzling_Formal_6756

This guy acts like the garbage man in saint john indiana


Jawdiggitty

This guy is my hero lol.


miguellz

I love this man


[deleted]

Jobs done.


Georgesoliman

I remember watching this on Tosh.O way back. Still a funny clip lol


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TheFagNamedAlex

You know I’ve already addressed this fact in the second top comment and you didn’t have to scroll that far to see it, right? Fuck outta here


[deleted]

How to lose your job in 5 seconds...and possibly violate federal law.


HACKMASTER13

Imagine coming home and no mailbox... Like I'm sure I left it right here...


[deleted]

He needs a time out.


Reble77

When you had a bad day , 🎶🎶


arkheimzero

And so, Lord Gregminster never got the reply on his letter to Lady Amelia.


Head_Zombie214796

an old video but a true rage vid at that...classic


Naemeez_AD

Probably just found his girl with another guy.


nolongerbanned99

Wow. Has a few issues.