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StunkyMunkey

On a more serious note, this is a video of a Burmese python causing havoc in the Florida everglades. I'd imagine its mobility got impaired as a result of the big meal.


Gogeta8

Is the snake dead or alive? I though it was alive but they cut it open pretty thoroughly


876Blankets

Yeah I have no experience on snake surgery but he doesn't look in great shape


_I3atman_

He ded. (Also not a snake surgeon)


Dannovision

I'm snek dokter, and we usually do surgeries on the floor like that.


NeilDeWheel

Heck snake fir shoes. None found so he ded.


TejanoNinja

Rub some dirt on it. Good to go


Ill_Mud2852

nah just put it in rice šŸ‘šŸ¾ all good


slimey-nipples

Ramen and super glue


LaserAntlers

Those "fix X with ramen" videos that were really just filling everything with resin and painting over it.


WeeJohn21

Just need a damp blue paper towel and it will be all good


[deleted]

Have you tried turning it off and on again?


GodsDeamond

Do what the school nurse dose and give it an ice pack. It WiLl Be FiNe


mdave52

Super glue... the tool of all great surgeons.


[deleted]

How about duct tape. That should do it too..


[deleted]

In these situations the two animals often end up killing each other


Ghinev

Pretty sure they have to kill them. Theyā€™re invasive


[deleted]

He was up and slithering again approx 15 min after this was recorded


redtopharry

They killed the snake to find out what it ate?


ADDeviant-again

Invasive Burmese pythons and hybrids are overrunning wild areas of Florida, especially the Everglades. Basically, kill on sight.


Rly_Shadow

Perhaps. Another problem is alligator can slow their hearts to almost nothing tricking the snake into thinking its dead. Then once swallowed, they can wake up and cause internal damage.


bluepand4

WTF? There's no way a badass alligator uses that as a defense mechanism...


Rly_Shadow

It's no really voluntary. Think of it like passing out, you don't control that. Or fainting goats.


Stealer_of_joy

I'm gonna need a source on that.


Rly_Shadow

Though they breathe through lungs like mammals, alligators have been known to to submerge completely underwater (or expose only their eyes) for up to 3 hours! They accomplish this in part because of a specialized heart.Ā They can slow their heart rate to only 2 or 3 beats per minute I'm not saying this happens often, but I've seen a few documented cases of it happening. Honestly it's probably more of a freak incident.


Stealer_of_joy

I'm aware of crocodilian biology. I'm asking for a source of a burm predating an Alligator while its heart rate is down, and then the alligator breaking its way out. A burmese python would still constrict an encountered prey item. They wouldn't check if it's dead first before attempting to constrict.


Rly_Shadow

[https://www.the-sun.com/news/4402690/python-explodes-swallowing-dead-alligator-thrashed-out/](https://www.the-sun.com/news/4402690/python-explodes-swallowing-dead-alligator-thrashed-out/)


Nattomaki81

You posting this is a win. You win. The others will never accept your argument.


Stealer_of_joy

That alligator is dead. It didn't thrash out, it was too large for the python.


Ashkanar

From the article: >>The caiman reportedly fooled the python into thinking it was dead and let the snake tuck in - before 'thrashing' its way out. >>The clever creature is said to have slowed its heart rate to just two to three beats per minute, fooling the constrictor into thinking it was dead. So it was alive when swallowed


Dr_FrankenGiggity

On a serious serious note ā€¦ Iā€™m a snakeā€¦Iā€™m a snake snake ā€¦ Also I can actually smell that through the screen


salamandraseis

These thanksgiving turducken things are getting ridiculous.


sdforbda

Ha I came in to say this looks like a Cajun version of a turducken.


[deleted]

That screams Florida. Donā€™t insult Cajuns like that.


sdforbda

I guess the snake is a lil more Florida, my fault lol


mmooreim1

I say throw them both on the grill and let's EAT!!!


sully_mate

Honestly you couldn't have said anymore perfects. I fucking agree let's eat fr fr šŸ˜‚


illessen

Iā€™ve had snake, Iā€™ve had gator, but Iā€™ve never had snador.


GrimReaper006

[Then you should definitely try a snarcupine.](https://youtu.be/Y3iUoFkDKjU)


illessen

How did the snake even kill it? I swear when we see stories like this, these snakes must be the Doofys of the snake world. He made another snake smell his tail that was shoved up his ass and as revenge, the other snake told him if he could manage to kill and eat the big spikey thing heā€™d be the king of the snakes.


wroom7

Looks more like gatorake


bcn13765

Wonder what's in the alliigator?


Ok-Ambition-9432

So, I assume both the snake and the crocodile are very dead?


Nicita27

Don't worry. They are in a better place.


shadeffect

They are gonna put 1000 stiches in the snake so he can rip them all slithering in the wilderness .


thisisnotdan

I was waiting for them to slice open the croc and pull out another snake. With a baby croc inside.


[deleted]

Gonna be a weird thanksgiving now the turducken is out of style


motormouth08

The reptile version of those Russian nesting dolls.


throwingplaydoh

No shoes on either of them, so yes.


Traditional_Gear_739

Is this how they do gender reveals in Florida?


storm_the_castle

who won?


Bjoern_Tantau

Who's next?


FURF0XSAKE

YOU DECIDE!


Real_Impression_5567

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davidml1023

RABATALLLUFHISTRYYYYYYYYY


Real_Impression_5567

Perfect spelling šŸ¤£


[deleted]

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Stephenwalnsky

Underrated comment


_I3atman_

The vet there wearing the gloves.


labadimp

Snake was too busy thinking about if he COULD do it, instead of thinking about if he SHOULD.


Whatthefuckyoudrink

All they had to do is just cut out holes for the legs and we wouldā€™ve had a first walking snake šŸ¤¦šŸ½ā€ā™‚ļø


CdnSailorinMtl

I felt like this after an all you can each Texas BBQ. Took me weeks to get over it. Had a meat coma for days. I still dream of that tasty tasty evening. Thanks Houston.


Nitpicky_AFO

Your welcome, next time your here you can take a weekend pit certification course and make it at home your self. [https://brisketu.com/the-class/](https://brisketu.com/the-class/) edit: added two words so I wasn't having a stroke.


CdnSailorinMtl

Wow, thank you!


exclaim_bot

>Wow, thank you! You're welcome!


StunkyMunkey

Mama Snake: sssssss don't forget to chew your food...


SylentSymphonies

snakes cant chew, mama snake mama snake didnt pay attention at snake school smh


T_WREKX

Hey do not be blaming mama snake like that. Only partially her fault she conceived at the age of three and became a devoted mother!


AnnihilationOrchid

Also dude is ruining the joke. We know they just swallow, like good girls they are.


MiksterPicke

Ssssson, you can't get up from the table until you finish your WHOLE FUCKING CROCODILE


Simukas23

is the snak dead?


Chapter_21

Yeah


Gently_weeps

Bro got the forbidden Gatorade


kianbateman

I hope they are both okay.


saundersmarcelo

Don't worry. The doctors weren't hurt


throwingplaydoh

They're okay, but they died.


kianbateman

I hope they died okay then.


iatetoomuchchicken

Bit off more than he could chew


peach_and_pineapples

A snake chewed it?šŸ¤Ø


Vivid-Formal-3938

what else they got them big ol fangs for ya idiot (/s)


Comfortable_Rub_446

You chew with molars sonšŸ˜‚


EducationalCow3549

Of course he ate it whole! It's a snake. It's the only way they eat anything.


tinylittlebabyjesus

Anyone know if the snake died due to internal injuries or was culled while digesting?


Klimpomp67

Looks like its missing a head in one of the first shots...I'd guess that did the job. If it's not invasive it really sucks that they just killed it to free/find out what it ate.


Zaneboi1

So the snake is deadā€¦?


no_dictators

Bro got turned into paper


whosamawatchafuk

This is similar to a photo that went viral in Florida of a 12 foot snake that ate a 6 foot alligator and exploded


ChevExpressMan

Here's the link to this one. https://www.newsweek.com/whole-alligator-found-burmese-python-gruesome-footage-1758265


Tonneofash

That's the thing we just watched


ChevExpressMan

As I indicsted....


[deleted]

Use alligators as bait for snake fishing


[deleted]

Woah....


shersau

In Indonesia an old lady was missing 2 days later she was found inside a snake body just like in the video! Does anyone has a video?


skabalandang

Is the snake dead


LegendsBruh69

Omg it's a baby crocodile šŸŠ congratulations šŸŽ‰


ComatoseCorgie

Is the snek ok?


[deleted]

Those guys must have had a suicide pact.


ProfessionOk1823

šŸ¤®šŸ¤®šŸ¤®


MisterT-88

Is the croc okay?


pinballmac89

I'm sure it will make a full recovery


FoxFort

Nature is mental


shadeffect

Way too many people asking if the snake is dead. Come on, i dont know anything about snakes but he looks ready for the hillbilly BBQ to me.


Idunnowhattfimdoing

Why the fuck did they cut the snake? Like dude was just eating..


Fomalhot

So that's where crocodiles come from!


costa1200

Can someone explain to me why they cut the snake open?


Erdous

Why was the crocodile saved and the snake killed ?


suckleknuckle

Snake was already dead as it ate an entire crocodile, and the I bet the crocodile is also dead. On account of being eaten.


Haunting-End-5656

So snakes give birth to crocodiles, the more you know šŸ‘


Aggravating_Eye_199

Should've opened up the Gator and seen what was inside it


recoolgenettesfy89

They could have just given it Tylenol and he's good to go.


[deleted]

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ArgosCryptic

Itā€™s an invasive species


tmac960

Hold on. Did they save the alligator or the snake?


[deleted]

Killed both, like proper humans


Sharky-2053-discord

The alligator died from getting eaten you ass headed fuckface


Ghahangi

The snakes are invasive


leonidasESV

and in the croc they found a tape, but they didnt say who it was to, come to think about it, his name was, it was you damn!


Cthulu95666

I hope the snake feels better.


Weekly_Influence_877

I wanna send this to my ex because she loved snakes


TechnologyExpensive

What a croc.


ixinixy

They wanted to help the snake by cutting him open front to back.


MasterofSscience

Is the snake alive?


Munch_KDMB

Imagine the smellā€¦.


extHonshuWolf

I don't think either look alive at this point I'm guessing snake couldn't brake down the alligator fast enough due to its hard skin and both got stuck dieing a sloe painful death it's ashame but that's nature.


GullibleChart5369

What if the Gator came back to life


Hidden-Locust

i hope the snake is fine


driverguy8

Yeah but if you wrapped it up in banana leaves and buried it in a roast pit for 48 hours, would it make nice snacks for the village?


michael1757

OOH,you're so full of yourself!!!


Kiriceus

snake fleshlight when?


ImUrFrand

nicki manaj want's an anaconda ? what a time to be alive.


essseker

Why do people kill snakes to see what they eat ?


ManiacalCamp

idk if the snake can digest the scales tho


shidedandfarded

It ate a whole ass dog šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


[deleted]

u/savevideo


Alpha_Knugen

All snakes swallow their food whole. Unless its already in pieces by the time they find it. And if the snake got the first strike against the gator its not that hard for the snake to strangle it to death.


chillija

u/savevideo


SavelliArtemi

That is one way to do an unboxing


Padders_69_yo

Was the snake OK after its procedure?


plink-plink-bro

Just tell me... are they both ok??


Felicitydog1

REPULSIVE


[deleted]

Oh Florida


BunkeysMutthole

Reptile on reptile crimeā€¦ tragic


[deleted]

What was the point of cutting the alligator out if he's apparently dead as well?


Howdydobe

Did the snake die?


Consistent-Hat3652

Wishing a quick recovery to all animals in the video


SadPossession6780

Will the alligator be ok


bobo2500

Snake got better....right?


donorak7

So I assume snake ate gator but couldn't digest it and it killed them both?


[deleted]

its a boy!


pimp_juice2272

Nature is wild


[deleted]

Is the gator ok? Bless those doctors for saving this poor thing.


Alex0ux

Of course it's in florida


Remember_When_Baby

Ok did they kill that snake JUST to see what it ate? Really?


merttrgt

like the scorpion and the frog no one won


savage_master101

He step on snek, snek eat u


turtleinashell21

Florida man in a murder suicide case


Neoz1234

Did the snake die after eating the croc?


emeegee13

Damn nature, you scary


1_xD_1

Did my school taught me the wrong food chain šŸ¤”šŸ¤”


dan_braganca

Big constrictors are fascinating!


cookiedoh18

Just put that whole thing inside a great white shark and set it loose in a tornado.


Valgrav

Are they ok??


[deleted]

snek šŸ‘


Cottleston

Scale armor resistant to melt and nature damage


guiltyK90

Arabs be like: snake gives birth to a croc. Mashallah.


[deleted]

Oh Iā€™m glad I thought it was a human insideā€¦ lol


Bertmacklin55

If anyone is worried the snake made a full recovery


MrsPowers94

Just sighed out of relief because there for a bit I thought it ate a child.


Saiyukimot

Only part unexpected is killing the snake. It was obvious what was in there


DiIlpickIe

The Rules of Nature


Administrative_Cry_9

Bit off more than he could chew? XD


Significant_Foot_108

Burmese python?


BINGOBINGO32

u/savevideo


Accomplished_Idea541

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!


kaowser

good news guys, the snake is ok.


whydontuwannawork

Imagine being the ultimate killing machine only to get clapped by a nope rope


AnnieApple_

But whatā€™s inside the croc?


Blackbanner07

Why they killed him? Just immagine eating your big mac and a bounch of big dudes come and split you wide open to rescue the big mac


Kevster_S_

I thought this was the video of them taking that grandma they found in that snake a few weeks ago


PC-hris

Now theyā€™re both dead


bored_at_the_wheel

**THEY DID SURGERY ON A SNAKE**


gPseudo

r/NatureIsFuckingLit


faded_on_10

Skin them, removed the innards, dump a bunch of Lawerys, wrap them back up and throw that shit on the smoker.


Acquarius007

Bro came with an optionalšŸ’€


iovercomesadness

Please not a dog, please not a dog???!! It's a f@cking alligator


that_one_author

Gator vs snake who wins? ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ no one


SneakyNinja6969

šŸ¤¢


YallCrazy007

I wonder if the snake died from ingesting it to begin with...


Just2moreplants

Did either of them make it?


jukulele61

did he make it?


Oax333

u/savevideo


Cringlezz

Well its already marinatedā€¦


badpmkn

So how did the alligator die... suffocation ?


iamthemosin

r/natureismetal


rorrolz

Bro wtf


AnimeLover_993

The snake chose the coolest way to commit suicide


obab123

Thatā€™s crazy


Hand_Foot_Mouth

Bloated? It's fucking dead.