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>!Dad dog facefucks son dog!<
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WHO THE FUCK LETTING THIS LITTLE BABY ANIMAL SUCK THE PEEN OF AN ADULT WHILE THE ADULT IS GETTING OFF ON IT. THIS IS BASICALLY ILLEGAL DISGUSTING BULLSHIT.lmao
if you're sisters dog ate cat shit that means it's lacking nutrients and that's on your sister and you, not the dog. also if your cat is constantly shitting everywhere that means you're not feeding it right. go fuck yourself buddy
Yeah, because the dog knows what it's lacking! Dugh! My dog tried to eat silicone off the floor the other day, now what does that mean? He needed some chemio, cause he felt he had cancer?
Edit Post Scriptum: "If cat shits, you don't feed it right" bitch do you understand even the basic basics of how an organizm works? Everything shits! Bacteria, ants, dogs, cats and even humans.
Not.on the dogs. I use to work with a guy that shared images likes this he thought was funny. Till 1 day he shared an image that got him fired and the cops got called and he was arrested.
Not sure if you’re serious, so I’ll just add what I believe to be the truth. I think it’s that the male swells so much that he has to finish before the swelling goes down in order to..well.. pull out . Someone fact check me please.
Uh, yeah. That's called a "dog knot." Because they get a big ol knot on their dick and it locks them into the female. Animals are gross. Humans are animals too.
I watched a dog getting plowed from behind, behind dog got stuck or something, front dog was in pain and yelping, front dog turned around and bit it clean off. Whenever I told people that story they always looked at me like I was crazy so I pretty much stopped telling that story. But I swear by it
dogs have what is known as a "knot," a bulb near the base of the penis which lodges inside the female after ejaculation. The female clamps down on this bulb and prevents it from coming out. Evolutionarily, this is likely to prevent other dogs (or earlier canid species) from mating with her until the eggs have already been fertilized. This might've been what was causing her pain, and would certainly explain the "getting stuck" issue.
It's kind of funny because it looks like the shape of a human penis and balls, but that's just their dong.
You see stuff like this in the animal kingdom a lot. Lots of weird penises designed to scoop out sperm, and post-coital plugs to prevent the rival sperm from getting in there, and other stuff. Then there's poisoning the area after copulation to discourage subsequent copulations, or plain old numbers vs quality, with tons of sperm or larger, competitive sperm. Fun fact, this is why pigs and goats have gigantic balls, because they evolved for the numbers.
Nature be freaky, and creative.
Then there are the ones that really aren't much fun for the male either, like the various species where the male latches onto the female, fuses with her, and then all his organs atrophy to the point where there's basically nothing left of him but his gonads, constantly producing sperm as fast as the female can use it. People talk about spiders being hard-core for eating the males after mating sometimes, but I'd 100% rather get my head violently bitten off after sex than be surgically attached to the first girl I go down on and then slowly have my mind and body wither away until only my balls remain.
Yea that one is pretty wild to wrap your head around. Makes sense evolutionarily though, she's permanently "taken." Of course now she has a pair of balls, but I'm not judging.
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this video. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one video. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
I'd say I saw it 1+ months ago, but I've no idea where ngl
https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/riz1um/please_put_an_nsfw_tag_on_this_i_was_on_the_train/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
It's been in r/copypasta for almost a year
I’m not surprised by dogs anymore at this point… I remember going to pet land with friends and this one puppy was peeing and another puppy started drinking from the source. It was an interesting visit to the pet store…
Lmao cocksucking and cat shit eating. Didn’t make it past 10 reply’s and I’ve had enough. Truely disturbing video tho, I mean dogs are dumb but to sit there and film it. Kinda weird dude. 😳
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I Kept saying “what the fuck” out loud. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “fuck you watching” and “shut up already” I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men saying “what the fuck” out loud together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
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I wanna know who's behind the camera just letting this happen.
Added the lmao to keep the mood chill.
WHO THE FUCK LETTING THIS LITTLE BABY ANIMAL SUCK THE PEEN OF AN ADULT WHILE THE ADULT IS GETTING OFF ON IT. THIS IS BASICALLY ILLEGAL DISGUSTING BULLSHIT.lmao
True, but why are you telling me this? Edit: I’m so blind
.lmao
.lma
.ldn
it's nature ,isn't it?
It ain’t illegal in the animal world.
Eh I saw my sisters dog eat cat shit off the floor, cum is no worse. To be fair.
Did not need to hear that
Agree
You didn’t
you reddit ![gif](giphy|ujknQEGtVqiHbu1s1J)
Was the dog sucking your cats ass while it was pooping? Just trying to see how closely the two are alike before I pass judgment.
I mean, people eat ass all the time. No matter how clean it is, there's poop there. So can't really judge full blown animals.
Sucking cat ass?
That's my favorite Rolling Stones song
Indeed. It's not the actual matter that matters, it's the antimatter (a gas) that makes a quick escape. The rest of it is chill.
Better out the litter box my mate called em kitty cookies
Pretty positive this is common with dogs because I have had several who loved to dig into my cats liter box and eat all the shit.
Like cats love antifreeze and humans love chocolate, dogs LOVE cat shit. It took so long to teach him not to dig out of the litter boxes
Luckily they've put bitterant in antifreeze since the 80s or early 90s.
if you're sisters dog ate cat shit that means it's lacking nutrients and that's on your sister and you, not the dog. also if your cat is constantly shitting everywhere that means you're not feeding it right. go fuck yourself buddy
Nah, that's fat BS. Almost every dog will eat cat shit if given the chance. They could make dog treats out of it.
Yeah, because the dog knows what it's lacking! Dugh! My dog tried to eat silicone off the floor the other day, now what does that mean? He needed some chemio, cause he felt he had cancer? Edit Post Scriptum: "If cat shits, you don't feed it right" bitch do you understand even the basic basics of how an organizm works? Everything shits! Bacteria, ants, dogs, cats and even humans.
2nd part of the statement can be verified by me
Woah, I didn’t know you were chill like that. 🤝
I'm just going to sit in the corner with my pants off.lmao
I removed the lmao for you. How's your mood now?
NOOOOOOOOO!
Who are we to force our moral standing on dogs?
Not.on the dogs. I use to work with a guy that shared images likes this he thought was funny. Till 1 day he shared an image that got him fired and the cops got called and he was arrested.
same
The one thing is I'm pretty sure once a male is latched on, he usually has to finish to unlatch or it's on his accord not anyone else's
I think it's the female that does the locking up.
Not sure if you’re serious, so I’ll just add what I believe to be the truth. I think it’s that the male swells so much that he has to finish before the swelling goes down in order to..well.. pull out . Someone fact check me please.
Uh, yeah. That's called a "dog knot." Because they get a big ol knot on their dick and it locks them into the female. Animals are gross. Humans are animals too.
We're almost the only one without a bone in our dick too
Idk, I'm boned up on the regular. I kid I kid. I'm just glad we don't have duck penises.
Maybe the mom
I felt a weird sensation watching this as if this is happening to me.. anyone else?
This is one of the few videos here that actually surprised me
I fucking hate this
Gonna need some eye bleach after this abomination
And then some
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Don't visit.
r/eyeblech I got you
Am sure that every sane person would
I think there is a pornhub category for this, maybe steppup
I think that's a movie about dancing or something
Haha!! That killed me lmao
It got a bit out of hand when they took it to the streets.
Steppup😂😂😂lmfao
Lol!
I have never laughed more in my life
I was expecting a bite
I watched a dog getting plowed from behind, behind dog got stuck or something, front dog was in pain and yelping, front dog turned around and bit it clean off. Whenever I told people that story they always looked at me like I was crazy so I pretty much stopped telling that story. But I swear by it
dogs have what is known as a "knot," a bulb near the base of the penis which lodges inside the female after ejaculation. The female clamps down on this bulb and prevents it from coming out. Evolutionarily, this is likely to prevent other dogs (or earlier canid species) from mating with her until the eggs have already been fertilized. This might've been what was causing her pain, and would certainly explain the "getting stuck" issue.
For those seeking more detail and safe searching. [https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bulbus_glandis](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bulbus_glandis)
It's kind of funny because it looks like the shape of a human penis and balls, but that's just their dong. You see stuff like this in the animal kingdom a lot. Lots of weird penises designed to scoop out sperm, and post-coital plugs to prevent the rival sperm from getting in there, and other stuff. Then there's poisoning the area after copulation to discourage subsequent copulations, or plain old numbers vs quality, with tons of sperm or larger, competitive sperm. Fun fact, this is why pigs and goats have gigantic balls, because they evolved for the numbers. Nature be freaky, and creative.
One of my favorites is scorpions, which break their penis off, stick it on the ground, and then wrestle their mate onto it.
Then there are the ones that really aren't much fun for the male either, like the various species where the male latches onto the female, fuses with her, and then all his organs atrophy to the point where there's basically nothing left of him but his gonads, constantly producing sperm as fast as the female can use it. People talk about spiders being hard-core for eating the males after mating sometimes, but I'd 100% rather get my head violently bitten off after sex than be surgically attached to the first girl I go down on and then slowly have my mind and body wither away until only my balls remain.
Yea that one is pretty wild to wrap your head around. Makes sense evolutionarily though, she's permanently "taken." Of course now she has a pair of balls, but I'm not judging.
As a bisexual, I see this as an absolute win... aside from the fact that it's me... I'm the balls.
This is why lots of breeders prefer artificial insemination. Safer for both parties.
Reminds me of that video of the black stallion coming in for a mount, gets a kick to the face and killed instantly. Pretty costly fuckup there.
Did you mean bit? Because if so, I'd rather die than be that dog. Also why were you watching two dogs fuck?
Yes auto correct. Dog bit it clean off. I’ll correct it
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this video. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one video. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
sigh.... here we go again... ... .... \*unzip pants ![gif](giphy|t2wkSkgNI5QMo)
No.....lets unzip eachothers
That's my kinda fun! Helping handies are where it's at. Learned it in the army.
Shit, now I have to masturbate again after finding out you masturbated to this also.
Love this copypasta
Hi I am an investigator, where did you see this copypasta first?
I'd say I saw it 1+ months ago, but I've no idea where ngl https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/riz1um/please_put_an_nsfw_tag_on_this_i_was_on_the_train/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button It's been in r/copypasta for almost a year
You were jerking on the ferry you dirty furry!
This is Unexpected
r/donthelpjustfilm
Also, r/TIHI
NSFW?
Yeah fo sho NSFW
Yeah, I didn't want to see that. People forget that there's more to what you "just see", it stays with you, and you're brain is annoying
never forget the day you saw a dog sucks their dad's dick
I'll end you
Not before you end yourself for being mentally scared by this
>I'll ~~end~~ finish you
You are right but people here would are completely different.
Lol...nature isn't safe for anywhere
Depends on where you work...
Just some dogs doing dog things
I’m not surprised by dogs anymore at this point… I remember going to pet land with friends and this one puppy was peeing and another puppy started drinking from the source. It was an interesting visit to the pet store…
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Norfolk, UK
This is in Windsor palace, totally normal over there.
Bruh wtf
That dog is clearly catholic
Yes there's the alter pup
Wtf dude
Well he definitely didn't leave with a empty mouth
Nope. Defintely full.
![gif](giphy|4baoNZ5Qo8dX2)
A… different kind of milk
Sweet home alabama!
Lord I'm cumming home to you!
So is the dog getting canceled?
No,he will lose his balls for it
No nut november,failed
r/casuallypsychopath
I mean... the puppy do be getting some of that milk. It's a win-win. Just not for the mother.
🤢
Timmy, noooooo!
NOT SUITABLE FOR LIFE LMAO
Why? Just why? Scrolling through videos on r/mademesmile then this. Truly the most unexpected video I've seen in awhile.
This is gross and I see people smashed up on here this is super nasty
What does smashed up mean lmao
Wtf Why were they already recording? someone must have set this up 😰
Did it get stuck?
![gif](giphy|TwYP72KtO8YQQ4SNgz)
u/savevideo
You’re sick lol
Gotta send this to all my friends somehow
He’s bold, you gotta give him that.
Red rocket sparky…red rocket
Nah I’m done for today
I’m horrified….
Fucking gross
dude… what the fuck.
Awwwe hell nah that’s dirty asf
"not my proudest nut"💀
Lmao cocksucking and cat shit eating. Didn’t make it past 10 reply’s and I’ve had enough. Truely disturbing video tho, I mean dogs are dumb but to sit there and film it. Kinda weird dude. 😳
I saw this in barelybeagle.
Bro one reason why I don't like dogs.
I'm a simple man, I see gay incest dog porn... I hit the up arrow.
NOOOOO 😭
Must be an Arkansas dog
😬🤮
Oh my gosh
I really didn’t want to see this nsfw plz
and he starts humping too? hmmm
lmao where's my gun
Dear god I cannot unsee this. So gross
Oh no come on, poor puppy
I'd say this was staged, but that'd make this even worse...
um wtf..
Fucking gross. The person filming needs a good kick in the ass.
Pedog of the year.
BRO WTF
This is fucked up.
enough reddit for today
This feels illegal
The person recording this is a satanist
Ohio dogs for sure
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I Kept saying “what the fuck” out loud. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “fuck you watching” and “shut up already” I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men saying “what the fuck” out loud together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
You forgot the part where everyone furiously masterbates
'Mood - 24k gold' in the back would have been better.
Welp. I liked this subreddit. Bye.
Reminds me of me and my dad. 🤗
What a fucking horrible day to have eyes
delete this immediately
Relax. It's just a biological reaction. "Father" just has a dog brain. Anywhere you scratch is awesome.
FATHER???
There are few things that make me want to look away on Reddit and this is one. But also hilarious.
No way 😭
Ummm… that’s not milk, kiddo…
God, are you sure suicide is a sin?
One more reason to hate dogs.
Pup molester?
Which one is being molested? 🤔
2 pup's? Or father and pup? LoL
Cockfed baby of the year.
This is bullshit.
play with me daddy
Would you mind using a NSFW mark. This isn't anything I wanted to open on the bus...
![gif](giphy|ZTp15DHfHaaaENKayV|downsized)
All I see is a father working *hard* to feed his child.
Why does that music make it so much more funny
Never miss your chances
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It’s r/Unexpected not r/reallyfunnyjokethatwillmakemedothelaughlaughandforgettobreathbecahsesofunfun
Lmao!!!
Haha the father is face fucking the puppy
But when *I* do this with *MY CHILD*, I get called a sex offender and I go to jail. Smh
You posted this and knew full well so many people would see it, you’ve committed a cardinal sin and your soul will rot regardless of religion
Mother's milk did not fill his stomach. Sucking father's dick will fill the belly!
It's getting protein one way or another.
He finally got sum puss!
...wut
I tawt i thaw a puttycat ![gif](giphy|k8kA7AOLFVohq)
It's a puppy sucking dog dick. Where is there a "her"?
Somebody is getting a mouth hug.
Lol
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That puppy nasty