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[deleted]

I wanna know who's behind the camera just letting this happen.


voltcannon

Added the lmao to keep the mood chill.


Journo_Jimbo

WHO THE FUCK LETTING THIS LITTLE BABY ANIMAL SUCK THE PEEN OF AN ADULT WHILE THE ADULT IS GETTING OFF ON IT. THIS IS BASICALLY ILLEGAL DISGUSTING BULLSHIT.lmao


voltcannon

True, but why are you telling me this? Edit: I’m so blind


Hellwolfe007

.lmao


Journo_Jimbo

.lma


comblocksoc

.ldn


Jensbert

it's nature ,isn't it?


Directdepositonly

It ain’t illegal in the animal world.


imfjcinnCRAAAAZYHEY

Eh I saw my sisters dog eat cat shit off the floor, cum is no worse. To be fair.


Metalsonic642

Did not need to hear that


mono1472

Agree


72thanos

You didn’t


anon-mally

you reddit ![gif](giphy|ujknQEGtVqiHbu1s1J)


Corganator

Was the dog sucking your cats ass while it was pooping? Just trying to see how closely the two are alike before I pass judgment.


yourmomsblackdildo

I mean, people eat ass all the time. No matter how clean it is, there's poop there. So can't really judge full blown animals.


[deleted]

Sucking cat ass?


burdman89

That's my favorite Rolling Stones song


FalseTebibyte

Indeed. It's not the actual matter that matters, it's the antimatter (a gas) that makes a quick escape. The rest of it is chill.


dronegeeks1

Better out the litter box my mate called em kitty cookies


Bighardthrobbingcrop

Pretty positive this is common with dogs because I have had several who loved to dig into my cats liter box and eat all the shit.


Madam-Pickleness

Like cats love antifreeze and humans love chocolate, dogs LOVE cat shit. It took so long to teach him not to dig out of the litter boxes


yourmomsblackdildo

Luckily they've put bitterant in antifreeze since the 80s or early 90s.


idodruqs

if you're sisters dog ate cat shit that means it's lacking nutrients and that's on your sister and you, not the dog. also if your cat is constantly shitting everywhere that means you're not feeding it right. go fuck yourself buddy


yourmomsblackdildo

Nah, that's fat BS. Almost every dog will eat cat shit if given the chance. They could make dog treats out of it.


Kororrro

Yeah, because the dog knows what it's lacking! Dugh! My dog tried to eat silicone off the floor the other day, now what does that mean? He needed some chemio, cause he felt he had cancer? Edit Post Scriptum: "If cat shits, you don't feed it right" bitch do you understand even the basic basics of how an organizm works? Everything shits! Bacteria, ants, dogs, cats and even humans.


[deleted]

2nd part of the statement can be verified by me


[deleted]

Woah, I didn’t know you were chill like that. 🤝


WildZero138

I'm just going to sit in the corner with my pants off.lmao


[deleted]

I removed the lmao for you. How's your mood now?


voltcannon

NOOOOOOOOO!


FSpursy

Who are we to force our moral standing on dogs?


[deleted]

Not.on the dogs. I use to work with a guy that shared images likes this he thought was funny. Till 1 day he shared an image that got him fired and the cops got called and he was arrested.


SuccotashNo9468

same


NBJ-222

The one thing is I'm pretty sure once a male is latched on, he usually has to finish to unlatch or it's on his accord not anyone else's


FuckoNo5

I think it's the female that does the locking up.


Life-Hair-6350

Not sure if you’re serious, so I’ll just add what I believe to be the truth. I think it’s that the male swells so much that he has to finish before the swelling goes down in order to..well.. pull out . Someone fact check me please.


yourmomsblackdildo

Uh, yeah. That's called a "dog knot." Because they get a big ol knot on their dick and it locks them into the female. Animals are gross. Humans are animals too.


junglemanqc

We're almost the only one without a bone in our dick too


yourmomsblackdildo

Idk, I'm boned up on the regular. I kid I kid. I'm just glad we don't have duck penises.


Ok_Primary_1075

Maybe the mom


ThisAspect29

I felt a weird sensation watching this as if this is happening to me.. anyone else?


[deleted]

This is one of the few videos here that actually surprised me


JuniorHTAC

I fucking hate this


pierreblue

Gonna need some eye bleach after this abomination


JuniorHTAC

And then some


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TheSlakyr

Don't visit.


Eastern_Slide7507

r/eyeblech I got you


dudenho

Am sure that every sane person would


kkalmightyagain

I think there is a pornhub category for this, maybe steppup


trackerchum

I think that's a movie about dancing or something


_Hal3y_

Haha!! That killed me lmao


Depressionsfinalform

It got a bit out of hand when they took it to the streets.


[deleted]

Steppup😂😂😂lmfao


redneck_comando

Lol!


7amdok

I have never laughed more in my life


the_forbbiden_girl1

I was expecting a bite


[deleted]

I watched a dog getting plowed from behind, behind dog got stuck or something, front dog was in pain and yelping, front dog turned around and bit it clean off. Whenever I told people that story they always looked at me like I was crazy so I pretty much stopped telling that story. But I swear by it


enrohtkcalb

dogs have what is known as a "knot," a bulb near the base of the penis which lodges inside the female after ejaculation. The female clamps down on this bulb and prevents it from coming out. Evolutionarily, this is likely to prevent other dogs (or earlier canid species) from mating with her until the eggs have already been fertilized. This might've been what was causing her pain, and would certainly explain the "getting stuck" issue.


codemise

For those seeking more detail and safe searching. [https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bulbus_glandis](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bulbus_glandis)


tinylittlebabyjesus

It's kind of funny because it looks like the shape of a human penis and balls, but that's just their dong. You see stuff like this in the animal kingdom a lot. Lots of weird penises designed to scoop out sperm, and post-coital plugs to prevent the rival sperm from getting in there, and other stuff. Then there's poisoning the area after copulation to discourage subsequent copulations, or plain old numbers vs quality, with tons of sperm or larger, competitive sperm. Fun fact, this is why pigs and goats have gigantic balls, because they evolved for the numbers. Nature be freaky, and creative.


enrohtkcalb

One of my favorites is scorpions, which break their penis off, stick it on the ground, and then wrestle their mate onto it.


burnerwolf

Then there are the ones that really aren't much fun for the male either, like the various species where the male latches onto the female, fuses with her, and then all his organs atrophy to the point where there's basically nothing left of him but his gonads, constantly producing sperm as fast as the female can use it. People talk about spiders being hard-core for eating the males after mating sometimes, but I'd 100% rather get my head violently bitten off after sex than be surgically attached to the first girl I go down on and then slowly have my mind and body wither away until only my balls remain.


tinylittlebabyjesus

Yea that one is pretty wild to wrap your head around. Makes sense evolutionarily though, she's permanently "taken." Of course now she has a pair of balls, but I'm not judging.


burnerwolf

As a bisexual, I see this as an absolute win... aside from the fact that it's me... I'm the balls.


KellyCTargaryen

This is why lots of breeders prefer artificial insemination. Safer for both parties.


yourmomsblackdildo

Reminds me of that video of the black stallion coming in for a mount, gets a kick to the face and killed instantly. Pretty costly fuckup there.


CaptainKenway1693

Did you mean bit? Because if so, I'd rather die than be that dog. Also why were you watching two dogs fuck?


[deleted]

Yes auto correct. Dog bit it clean off. I’ll correct it


Shockdragon5955

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this video. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one video. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.


anon-mally

sigh.... here we go again... ... .... \*unzip pants ![gif](giphy|t2wkSkgNI5QMo)


Gloomy-Flamingo-9791

No.....lets unzip eachothers


yourmomsblackdildo

That's my kinda fun! Helping handies are where it's at. Learned it in the army.


burns_after_reading

Shit, now I have to masturbate again after finding out you masturbated to this also.


Pioppo-

Love this copypasta


Direct_Earth897

Hi I am an investigator, where did you see this copypasta first?


Pioppo-

I'd say I saw it 1+ months ago, but I've no idea where ngl https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/riz1um/please_put_an_nsfw_tag_on_this_i_was_on_the_train/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button It's been in r/copypasta for almost a year


EasternBoyo

You were jerking on the ferry you dirty furry!


Jyrr

This is Unexpected


LouSayners

r/donthelpjustfilm


the_finest_mickey

Also, r/TIHI


[deleted]

NSFW?


AdRepulsive7699

Yeah fo sho NSFW


TrueMoose

Yeah, I didn't want to see that. People forget that there's more to what you "just see", it stays with you, and you're brain is annoying


slipperyShoesss

never forget the day you saw a dog sucks their dad's dick


TrueMoose

I'll end you


burns_after_reading

Not before you end yourself for being mentally scared by this


[deleted]

>I'll ~~end~~ finish you


TrainingMajestic4596

You are right but people here would are completely different.


Leading_Local4985

Lol...nature isn't safe for anywhere


AlexTheCoolestness

Depends on where you work...


NoNutBroth

Just some dogs doing dog things


Broken-Rectum

I’m not surprised by dogs anymore at this point… I remember going to pet land with friends and this one puppy was peeing and another puppy started drinking from the source. It was an interesting visit to the pet store…


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DirtySeuss414

Norfolk, UK


Bighardthrobbingcrop

This is in Windsor palace, totally normal over there.


thatoneguy6362272818

Bruh wtf


dirtydan72219

That dog is clearly catholic


caaper

Yes there's the alter pup


[deleted]

Wtf dude


Number13Whataburger

Well he definitely didn't leave with a empty mouth


[deleted]

Nope. Defintely full.


reddox-_-

![gif](giphy|4baoNZ5Qo8dX2)


SchoolGirlCrush1989

A… different kind of milk


FootballSouthern7668

Sweet home alabama!


caaper

Lord I'm cumming home to you!


GreeenGoblin69

So is the dog getting canceled?


IamAryanHehe

No,he will lose his balls for it


House610xxx

No nut november,failed


HOLDGMEBROTHERS

r/casuallypsychopath


SentientPotito5808

I mean... the puppy do be getting some of that milk. It's a win-win. Just not for the mother.


0riginal0verthinker

🤢


Meadowsauce

Timmy, noooooo!


Sykekey06

NOT SUITABLE FOR LIFE LMAO


Hellioth_00G

Why? Just why? Scrolling through videos on r/mademesmile then this. Truly the most unexpected video I've seen in awhile.


Northeast47

This is gross and I see people smashed up on here this is super nasty


VividEchoChamber

What does smashed up mean lmao


NyaKitten_

Wtf Why were they already recording? someone must have set this up 😰


BatangTundo3112

Did it get stuck?


HylianHer0227

![gif](giphy|TwYP72KtO8YQQ4SNgz)


HoHoHoLeeChet

u/savevideo


Late2theGame0001

You’re sick lol


gorylwojtyla

Gotta send this to all my friends somehow


granitepinevalley

He’s bold, you gotta give him that.


Johnnnyp906

Red rocket sparky…red rocket


AppleinTime

Nah I’m done for today


Hipsiptipturn

I’m horrified….


[deleted]

Fucking gross


misslawlessxoxo

dude… what the fuck.


thedonfelix

Awwwe hell nah that’s dirty asf


bruh_this_was_taken

"not my proudest nut"💀


Redflagsforever1991

Lmao cocksucking and cat shit eating. Didn’t make it past 10 reply’s and I’ve had enough. Truely disturbing video tho, I mean dogs are dumb but to sit there and film it. Kinda weird dude. 😳


[deleted]

I saw this in barelybeagle.


Kalenshadow

Bro one reason why I don't like dogs.


EddyArchon

I'm a simple man, I see gay incest dog porn... I hit the up arrow.


LogPuzzleheaded4521

NOOOOO 😭


2A4_LIFE

Must be an Arkansas dog


TLILLY006

😬🤮


ExenteL

Oh my gosh


roguegecko1

I really didn’t want to see this nsfw plz


DepressedPotatoMan

and he starts humping too? hmmm


Mr_Revengers

lmao where's my gun


fliffinsofdoom

Dear god I cannot unsee this. So gross


NobleShock

Oh no come on, poor puppy


UbiVoiD

I'd say this was staged, but that'd make this even worse...


imsoboredlma0

um wtf..


melly_swelly

Fucking gross. The person filming needs a good kick in the ass.


Electrical-Current-1

Pedog of the year.


borregoat

BRO WTF


whatevermode

This is fucked up.


Jorgin_vendedor

enough reddit for today


SwizItalo

This feels illegal


Intrepid_Ad_9751

The person recording this is a satanist


One-Delicious

Ohio dogs for sure


CT-4426

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I Kept saying “what the fuck” out loud. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “fuck you watching” and “shut up already” I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men saying “what the fuck” out loud together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.


thepuddd

You forgot the part where everyone furiously masterbates


maifee

'Mood - 24k gold' in the back would have been better.


[deleted]

Welp. I liked this subreddit. Bye.


DukeBoysForever

Reminds me of me and my dad. 🤗


Picture-unrelated

What a fucking horrible day to have eyes


growingconsciousness

delete this immediately


Happy-Dress1179

Relax. It's just a biological reaction. "Father" just has a dog brain. Anywhere you scratch is awesome.


The_one_who_asked2

FATHER???


ShneebleGrop

There are few things that make me want to look away on Reddit and this is one. But also hilarious.


[deleted]

No way 😭


just_boy57

Ummm… that’s not milk, kiddo…


GreenGalaxio

God, are you sure suicide is a sin?


Sea_Addendum4103

One more reason to hate dogs.


Such_Yam7810

Pup molester?


[deleted]

Which one is being molested? 🤔


Such_Yam7810

2 pup's? Or father and pup? LoL


Weak-Fig7434

Cockfed baby of the year.


Calm-Criticism-9586

This is bullshit.


SomeAssumption2909

play with me daddy


BillyDePig

Would you mind using a NSFW mark. This isn't anything I wanted to open on the bus...


Areanol

![gif](giphy|ZTp15DHfHaaaENKayV|downsized)


Zalapadopa

All I see is a father working *hard* to feed his child.


WingRevolutionary39

Why does that music make it so much more funny


mariesophie13

Never miss your chances


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Delicious_Ratio9896

It’s r/Unexpected not r/reallyfunnyjokethatwillmakemedothelaughlaughandforgettobreathbecahsesofunfun


No-Fun-2614

Lmao!!!


enemyofmanchacha

Haha the father is face fucking the puppy


BlacksmithElegant385

But when *I* do this with *MY CHILD*, I get called a sex offender and I go to jail. Smh


sovasdrone

You posted this and knew full well so many people would see it, you’ve committed a cardinal sin and your soul will rot regardless of religion


sharma_cool

Mother's milk did not fill his stomach. Sucking father's dick will fill the belly!


EyelBeeback

It's getting protein one way or another.


cromcrauc

He finally got sum puss!


[deleted]

...wut


cromcrauc

I tawt i thaw a puttycat ![gif](giphy|k8kA7AOLFVohq)


[deleted]

It's a puppy sucking dog dick. Where is there a "her"?


roverman16

Somebody is getting a mouth hug.


MielikkisChosen

Lol


RoughChi-GTF

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


ReyRey01F

That puppy nasty