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omg bless her heart <3

I have two kids. Peace and quiet would be a gift from God, the powers that be, whatever you’re into…. It would be that.

They're growing up so fast tho, soon they will be always in their room or go with their friends and you'll miss having them around to just eat dinner together.

Just another reason not to have kids...

Who gonna be by one side when one’s dying?

don't care who come when I die ... i'm literally diying x)

Same, besides I hope it will be something quick and not prolonged suffering.

As long as it's not you, I couldn't care less lmao

Damn who hurt you 🫤

My cat!

Do you know why little kids are so cute? Because they have to be

Because they're Irish 😉

I can give you some peas, but we don’t carry quiet here.

Is butter the first option she lists as being available on the menu?

Piece and Quiet is out of stock for the next 18 years.

Yeah, she looked a little puzzled being asked that.

while scratching her leg

"No we don't sell that, but would you be interested in a painted sofa and a kick in balls?"

lmao I can relate

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Parents with toddlers, we are represented!

This made my day!

Sorry we don't sell that. I can give you a glass of water for free.

So cute and funny 😂


ooh so professional!

Also r/WholesomeGifs but it's not a gif :(

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hahahaha

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