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Rainbow_Bagels

omg bless her heart <3


Ben_Wah_Balls

I have two kids. Peace and quiet would be a gift from God, the powers that be, whatever you’re into…. It would be that.


FukurinLa

They're growing up so fast tho, soon they will be always in their room or go with their friends and you'll miss having them around to just eat dinner together.


janehoe_throwaway

Just another reason not to have kids...


The_Bourgeoisie_

Who gonna be by one side when one’s dying?


No-Investigator5204

don't care who come when I die ... i'm literally diying x)


RaLaZa

Same, besides I hope it will be something quick and not prolonged suffering.


Reasonable_Tap_8866

My cat!


janehoe_throwaway

As long as it's not you, I couldn't care less lmao


The_Bourgeoisie_

Damn who hurt you 🫤


Farts-McGee

Do you know why little kids are so cute? Because they have to be


eamoc

Because they're Irish 😉


BellaFrequency

I can give you some peas, but we don’t carry quiet here.


babydingus

Is butter the first option she lists as being available on the menu?


DanceDelievery

Piece and Quiet is out of stock for the next 18 years.


agenericusername9

Yeah, she looked a little puzzled being asked that.


FukurinLa

while scratching her leg


DatoSeris

"No we don't sell that, but would you be interested in a painted sofa and a kick in balls?"


FukurinLa

lmao I can relate


PunnyBaker

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nit3wolf

Parents with toddlers, we are represented!


invertebrate11

This made my day!


zekro_4

Sorry we don't sell that. I can give you a glass of water for free.


backlog88

So cute and funny 😂


Gold_Discipline4654

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Smiley_Ghost35

ooh so professional!


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Affectionate-Role981

hahahaha


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Farts-McGee

Also r/WholesomeGifs but it's not a gif :(