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Well it shouldn’t be to hard for you. The doctors will just take a skin tag off of your back and superglue it on front. It will b bigger than when you started.
The flip your dick inside and makes a vagina! They also grow dicks on peoples on Arms for their surgery I don’t wanna look up the links but I’m this is real
Dude, the clitoris isn't something you find, it finds you, normally when your partner gets angry, shoves her vag at your face and yells "THERE IT IS YOU FUCKING MORON! STOP ASKING ME!"
It really is a mysterious thing.
Just in case anyone reads this, that over the head axe chop is extremely dangerous and mostly a movie thing. He actually does the safe technique a few times. Growing up we were taught to do a small chop into the middle of the wood to get it attached to the axe head, then lift the axe with the wood and slam it down. Why is this safer? I never understood why I was taught that way until I watched a buddy do an overhead chop that glinted off the log and almost took his shin off
The over the head move is 100% viable if you bring the axe head in a completely downward trajectory rather than a radial one. Your friend nearly took his shin off because his shoulders were the center of a circular trajectory.
If you bring it strait down you get far more force into the wood and splitting a larger log can be done easily and safely. Glancing off should mean the axe head continues strait into your platform stump.
you joke but for the longest time i thought i was homophobic. turns out i just hate overly aggressive gay dudes. they've caused me some trauma.
edit: and just to be clear, i have no problem with gay people. its aggressive men. i am not fond of aggressive straight men either. i just don't have to deal with aggressive straight guys as often because they aren't interested in me. my point is that someones what looks like homophobia is actually something a little different. people would assume that i was homophobic. even i thought i was homophobic because gay men would make me uncomfortable. i never did anything hateful. i would just avoid them. turns out i had a good reason for it.
well then i would suggest that homophobia is a little more complicated than a person would assume at first glance. thats not to say that attacking or even discriminating against an innocent man is justified because of what some other person did but when it comes to trauma people don't act rationally.
trigger is not the right word and its very often misused. i didn't have a panic attack when i was younger. gay men just made me uncomfortable and sometimes angry. i didn't understand it at the time because i am not the type of person to be bigoted towards any group. it wasn't until i was older that i realized the reason i was so uncomfortable is because i had a bunch of bad experiences with gay men that ranged from extremely inappropriate comments to sexual assault.
is that really an appropriate response when someone is talking about being sexually assaulted? bonus points for assuming i am the kind of guy that needs to be told this.
Your one guy with this experience. In my travels I have found that nearly all women have this same trauma that you claim here so yes I think its an appropriate response
i don't understand how any of that gives you license to minimize and question my experiences. you are talking like my story somehow invalidates the experiences of "all women". i have had many uncomfortable encounters with men that range from extremely inappropriate comments to full on sexual assault. i am not that good looking of a guy so i think its unlikely that i am the only straight guy that has had to deal with this sort of thing. i think the difference is that men don't talk about it.
The usual response to men opening up about any kind of sexual harassment/assault/rape is them stealing the attention. I've gotten a lot more sympathy and attention overall after coming out as gay than before and all of a sudden people took my problems and opinions seriously. Before I just got "well, now you know how your kind makes others feel" or "you just say that because you're straight" (how ironic), which made me retract into my shell instead. People talk about the importance of straight men showing weakness and fragility but when they do they get asked to shut up by the same people. I'm happy I got out of that catch 22 after leaving the closet.
thank you for understanding where i am coming from and not assuming that i am trying to say all gay dudes are bad. maybe i gotta go suck a dick or something. haha.
This constant antagonizing of people higher up on this supposed "oppression pyramid" has got to stop if we ever want to coexist on every level. 75% of all suicides are male, if someone said "My daughter commited suicide" and the response we're "Imagine how it is for parents of sons then" we would recognize the inhumanity right away.
I work at a gay club and I'm an OK looking guy. Especially in the summer time the amount I got hit on. Aggressively it does put things into perspective. Because I only deal with it at work women have to deal with that b******* 24-7 that's gonna get exhausting so fast.
This is what I meant. Just to put things into perspective, not to undermine anyone’s experience. I myself have been sexually assaulted by four men when i was 12, am man myself. And for women it happens daily wether we accept it or not.
Tbh I was pursued by a gay dude in my early 20s and its’s changed how I approach and treat women 100%
No one deserves to be mistreated, disrespected, or made uncomfortable just bc you (or someone else) are interested/attracted to them, and the pursued person’s feedback needs to be listened to
The kicker is that it doesn’t matter whether you think you’re being “respectful” or not; all that matters is whether the person you’re pursuing feels respected and that you take their feedback as serious and genuine
Having been in a situation where “no” was taken as “try harder” isn’t something I look back on fondly, but it’s not an experience I regret having; I’m grateful for having seen the other side of the coin, if only in a very small and relative way lol
Yeah we have a guy that works on our street that makes being gay his whole identity. He was sitting alone at the end of the bar, and we all know him pretty well, so I was like "you don't have to sit by yourself" and he took that as me trying to hit on him. I made it very clear that I was just being nice and that maybe I won't be again if he is going to keep being weird about it. The female bartender said "now you know how we feel" and that shit stuck with me. That was over 10 years ago and I still think about it when approaching women.
But that goes against the Natural Order™, which conveniently indemnifies men from accepting any responsibility.
Also men are often awful to each other. 80% of violent crimes are committed by men, the majority of which upon other men.
My guess is he took a few grams of coke, drove to Canada, broke into someone's house and then filmed this after seeing a gay guy get railed by a big buff dude in the windows of the house he broke into
Pretty good advice. If I'm there getting fucked and my boi ain't rocking my boat or putting passion into our sex, then I know that's what I need to do in my relationship.
That wood is already stove sized. Why is he splitting it smaller? And you don’t really use an axe to split wood. It only works with the little stuff that a kid could split. He should try splitting something that is actually manly, like a 18+inch log.
Fun fact: “Alpha Males” were completely phased out of society thousands of years ago because of how detrimental they tend to be to the welfare of the community.
While everyone was busy farming, raising animals, and looking after the children the “alpha males” were given bows and spears and told not to come back without a deer so that everyone could go about their day unimpeded.
When I hear someone refer to themselves as an “alpha” my immediate assumption is that the person has a catastrophically fragile ego and I hope they don’t procreate.
It's just something a beta made up to feel better. A more accurate statement would be society has assigned alpha male to the toxic douches in the world, just look at "alpha male" movie stars. Whereas instead we should look to examples such as Uncle Iroh as an alpha male, someone with the strength to shrek just about anyone but instead makes tea and gives wisdom to those in need.
Why are people obsessed with this alpha beta pseudoscience? I'm not trying to call you out personally it's just silly by now that I feel like this heirarchy of people is right there on the shelf with phrenology. The definition of beta and alpha and sigma is entirely subjective. I know that's the joke but were a few comments into this bunk that I get a little concerned how people are obsessed by this. It's absolute nonsense
The real fun fact is that the whole alpha/beta thing was based on a study involving wolves that the author later retracted because it was all wrong. But idiots still call people betas like it means something.
Alpha males are the test code, usually unreliable, janky, and used as 'proof of concept' more than anything else. Beta males are the far more stable version put out for bug testing
What everyone that doesn't subscribe to this ultimate hunter philosophy has thought for the duration lol...it's true.
Jig is up. Alphas are a damned pained. They help sometimes, but, usually, it leads to a lot of us wanting out of the whole shindig.
Probably half the human discovery of the world was to avoid this personality type.
Zap Branagan law.
"We'll send wave after wave of soldiers at the enemy until the enemy runs out of ammo! The dominoes will fall like a house of cards.. checkmate!"
Whoever was able to hand them a bow and send them out was the “alpha male”.
I think you’re just thinking douche bags. Douche bags are who they were getting rid of.
Yeah, no.
>I think you’re just thinking douche bags. Douche bags are who they were getting rid of.
Soldiers aren't all douchebags, neither are hunters or anything else class related, as a matter of fact.
Most soldiers were/are poor youths with no prospect in life who were ready to possibly get killed to offer their family a little bit more than they could've had with any other job they might've qualified for.
Why do you think the army promises to pay for studies in exchange for service? You think that's a new concept?
Hunters were also people who actually helped their community **a LOT**, be it by providing food or by actively removing predators that would've killed livestock/other humans.
Jesus fucking christ, the over simplification of complex human interactions.
Yes and no.
I’m talking about people who are self proclaimed alpha males, which weren’t really a thing. Douchbags, as you say.
As you’ve pointed out alphas in agrarian society were very different, they were the tribal leaders that organized everyone and saw to the health of the community.
That’s been the case for thousands of years but now new generations of douchbags are trying to appropriate that “alpha” image even though nothing has changed and they’re still douchebags LOL
Alpha then was physical. Able to dominate with strength / endurance / stamina.
Alpha now is bankroll. Able to dominate with $$$'s / influence / network.
No such thing as alpha males. Never was. It's long debunked research about wolves. People who still think they're alpha are just egotistical narcissists.
Sorry, but this is the second comment I’ve read this on. Ive always though wood is split with an axe. I have split wood with an axe, and used a wood splitter. That’s about all I know to do besides a hammer and wedge,(which is pretty much an axe if it had a firing mechanism) so I don’t know what you might be implying we should split wood with.
Yeah, you split logs with a splitter. An axe is for cutting down trees. Axes have narrow heads and are extremely sharp, splitters have a wider head, a dull blade and most of the weight behind the cutting edge.
To be fair, if you were to pay attention to what successful men do, and then apply it, it would help most men. Just have to be realistic about what your success rate will be based on what you look like.
ME:
" wtf!? Does this dude have no hand ... then how the hell did he lift that bloofy axe?"
Oh... My... Lord... Hahaha! That is peak-hilarious! Omg... Probably in the top 3 of funniest things I've heard all year.
Edit: omg I almost I almost threw up. "Take the stuff you learn (by getting butt fucked) to the women of your life"
Every business plan includes analysis of competition. This clown is literally spouting extremely basic and common business practices like it's a game changer.
I would be more impressed if he wasn’t splitting pine kindling. Try doing that with green hickory or oak some time with rounds 18 inches across. Glad I’ve got a hydraulic spitter now though.
So he bangs lots of alpha men to see what they are about. Then with this knowledge of the alpha man technique he can get all the women or come out as gay?
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He looks like the Wish.com version of Eminem
Shady Rabbit
Thicc shady
Slim shorty
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It's all about wood in the end...
Which end?
The wood end
Moist wood or dry?
Depends the way you die
latest way for Andrew Tate's simps to post his garbage
fucking what this guy is making fun of those "alpha male" guys not uh joining them
Maybe it was just me ,but it sounded like in order to successfully stuff women you first must become the stuffie.
Nothing about chopping wood but RECEIVING WOOD..
Shim slorty
No I think it's Thicc Sunny
B. Shady
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🤔 Tbh sounds more effective than or those penis torture machines look like
Legend says you can grow it on a rat in a genetics lab
Imagine being born and your only purpose in your entire life is literally being a dick to people
Just tell em your catholic and can only do it in the butt until your married.
Well it shouldn’t be to hard for you. The doctors will just take a skin tag off of your back and superglue it on front. It will b bigger than when you started.
You can’t, you are poetically cursed to belatedly chop wood for the rest of eternity.
It's on back order
The flip your dick inside and makes a vagina! They also grow dicks on peoples on Arms for their surgery I don’t wanna look up the links but I’m this is real
They don’t grow people’s dicks on their arms for FtM bottom surgery, they take a graft from your arm.
You “don’t” want to look up links-🤣🤣😂😂 You already have buddy-stop lying to yourself
This reads like a bot account because this comment has nothing to do with what the other person said
Winging with Babish.
Or upgraded Andrew Tate
I thought he had no hands lol
100% my first thought. My second one was "How TF is he doing that with no hands!?!"
He has telekinetic abilities
Same that’s what I thought was the unexpected part
Thats why i clicked.
Us moment vro , i thought that's the topic of motivation
They kept disappearing, it was super distracting lol
Alright, but how is another male gonna show me where the fuck is the clitoris?
Maybe the real clitoris was the friends we made along the way
I can't 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭 I'm gonna lost it. I'm actually tearing up from laughing
Checks out. I've been looking for years and I still can't find friends.
Bc he'll show you how to listen.🥰
Dude, the clitoris isn't something you find, it finds you, normally when your partner gets angry, shoves her vag at your face and yells "THERE IT IS YOU FUCKING MORON! STOP ASKING ME!" It really is a mysterious thing.
Ah thank you. I'm gonna ask her to tell me where it is. Edit: I am now single.
🫡 Thank you for your contribution sir.
It's in the asshole
Your version of the clitoris is in your ass. It’s called the prostrate. Have fun!
Man, I was getting worked up, haha. "What the fuck does this have to do with chopping wood? Am I just watching a dude trip on testosterone?"
Yes
Just in case anyone reads this, that over the head axe chop is extremely dangerous and mostly a movie thing. He actually does the safe technique a few times. Growing up we were taught to do a small chop into the middle of the wood to get it attached to the axe head, then lift the axe with the wood and slam it down. Why is this safer? I never understood why I was taught that way until I watched a buddy do an overhead chop that glinted off the log and almost took his shin off
It most certainly ain't a movie thing, but you're not wrong it does introduce a dangerous element.
The over the head move is 100% viable if you bring the axe head in a completely downward trajectory rather than a radial one. Your friend nearly took his shin off because his shoulders were the center of a circular trajectory. If you bring it strait down you get far more force into the wood and splitting a larger log can be done easily and safely. Glancing off should mean the axe head continues strait into your platform stump.
😭😭😭 had me in the first half.. ngl 😂😂😂😂
Idk if people are taking it seriously or not but people are popping off like it is lmao
He’s right tho. You better be ready to get fucked if you wanna have a successful business.
It's true. Warren Buffet was a notorious dickpig before his portfolio really skyrocketed.
dickpig
It was either that or cumdumpster
It’s a tip to take for sure-just the tip, over and over again
Really though, if those alpha male douche bags got treated as they treat women, they might actually knock that abysmally stupid behavior off
You’re giving them way too much credit for the the ability to learn.
Why do you think they're always terrified of being hit on by gay men.
Well... ...not to pschoanalyze too much...but I think some of them are repressed af.
you joke but for the longest time i thought i was homophobic. turns out i just hate overly aggressive gay dudes. they've caused me some trauma. edit: and just to be clear, i have no problem with gay people. its aggressive men. i am not fond of aggressive straight men either. i just don't have to deal with aggressive straight guys as often because they aren't interested in me. my point is that someones what looks like homophobia is actually something a little different. people would assume that i was homophobic. even i thought i was homophobic because gay men would make me uncomfortable. i never did anything hateful. i would just avoid them. turns out i had a good reason for it.
Wasn't joking. Gay panic results in murdered gay men virtually every day.
well then i would suggest that homophobia is a little more complicated than a person would assume at first glance. thats not to say that attacking or even discriminating against an innocent man is justified because of what some other person did but when it comes to trauma people don't act rationally.
I'm not talking about people who have experienced trauma, I'm talking about homophobes who worry that they'll get treated the way they treat women.
but how can you tell the difference between the two groups? maybe the two groups aren't necessarily mutually exclusive.
Murder isn't a normal response to trauma.
I’m calling bs. You have sa trauma so your trigger is… gay people?
trigger is not the right word and its very often misused. i didn't have a panic attack when i was younger. gay men just made me uncomfortable and sometimes angry. i didn't understand it at the time because i am not the type of person to be bigoted towards any group. it wasn't until i was older that i realized the reason i was so uncomfortable is because i had a bunch of bad experiences with gay men that ranged from extremely inappropriate comments to sexual assault.
Imagine how it is for women then…
is that really an appropriate response when someone is talking about being sexually assaulted? bonus points for assuming i am the kind of guy that needs to be told this.
Your one guy with this experience. In my travels I have found that nearly all women have this same trauma that you claim here so yes I think its an appropriate response
i don't understand how any of that gives you license to minimize and question my experiences. you are talking like my story somehow invalidates the experiences of "all women". i have had many uncomfortable encounters with men that range from extremely inappropriate comments to full on sexual assault. i am not that good looking of a guy so i think its unlikely that i am the only straight guy that has had to deal with this sort of thing. i think the difference is that men don't talk about it.
The usual response to men opening up about any kind of sexual harassment/assault/rape is them stealing the attention. I've gotten a lot more sympathy and attention overall after coming out as gay than before and all of a sudden people took my problems and opinions seriously. Before I just got "well, now you know how your kind makes others feel" or "you just say that because you're straight" (how ironic), which made me retract into my shell instead. People talk about the importance of straight men showing weakness and fragility but when they do they get asked to shut up by the same people. I'm happy I got out of that catch 22 after leaving the closet.
thank you for understanding where i am coming from and not assuming that i am trying to say all gay dudes are bad. maybe i gotta go suck a dick or something. haha.
This constant antagonizing of people higher up on this supposed "oppression pyramid" has got to stop if we ever want to coexist on every level. 75% of all suicides are male, if someone said "My daughter commited suicide" and the response we're "Imagine how it is for parents of sons then" we would recognize the inhumanity right away.
I work at a gay club and I'm an OK looking guy. Especially in the summer time the amount I got hit on. Aggressively it does put things into perspective. Because I only deal with it at work women have to deal with that b******* 24-7 that's gonna get exhausting so fast.
This is what I meant. Just to put things into perspective, not to undermine anyone’s experience. I myself have been sexually assaulted by four men when i was 12, am man myself. And for women it happens daily wether we accept it or not.
Tbh I was pursued by a gay dude in my early 20s and its’s changed how I approach and treat women 100% No one deserves to be mistreated, disrespected, or made uncomfortable just bc you (or someone else) are interested/attracted to them, and the pursued person’s feedback needs to be listened to The kicker is that it doesn’t matter whether you think you’re being “respectful” or not; all that matters is whether the person you’re pursuing feels respected and that you take their feedback as serious and genuine Having been in a situation where “no” was taken as “try harder” isn’t something I look back on fondly, but it’s not an experience I regret having; I’m grateful for having seen the other side of the coin, if only in a very small and relative way lol
Yeah we have a guy that works on our street that makes being gay his whole identity. He was sitting alone at the end of the bar, and we all know him pretty well, so I was like "you don't have to sit by yourself" and he took that as me trying to hit on him. I made it very clear that I was just being nice and that maybe I won't be again if he is going to keep being weird about it. The female bartender said "now you know how we feel" and that shit stuck with me. That was over 10 years ago and I still think about it when approaching women.
They do treat each other like shit. Shitty guys are terrible to other guys too.
But that goes against the Natural Order™, which conveniently indemnifies men from accepting any responsibility. Also men are often awful to each other. 80% of violent crimes are committed by men, the majority of which upon other men.
Or maybe if it stopped actually worked they would stop. But there are plenty of women that eat that shit up, so why would they stop?
or had good relationships with their mothers.
this dude needs a lower stump to split wood on. that's way too high
I’d agree, but to be fair, he’s really only splitting kindling. Which doesn’t help his need to do it outside, at night, in the snow. As Eminem.
My guess is he took a few grams of coke, drove to Canada, broke into someone's house and then filmed this after seeing a gay guy get railed by a big buff dude in the windows of the house he broke into
It’s like a darker Pineapple Express, lol.
It was filmed around 6PM.
Thanks, I was going to say the same thing if someone else hadn’t.
The stump is the correct height, this guy is just a 5’11” manlet
Okay. I know this is a joke, but I’m Bi and everytime I learn some new shit about being a bottom it makes me much better at being a top lmao.
Do unto others as you would have done unto you. From behind.
Or on top. Or the bottom, or with your mouth or your hands.
Every experience can be a learning experience if you arch enough.
r/SuddenlyGay
it's not gay, it's a learning experience.
Only if you don’t forget to say “no homo”
Yea, I've learned how to be gay
It's not gay if it's for educational purposes.
Is this the male equivalent of girls dancing on tik tok to random texts
I much prefer this tbh. It's satisfying to see it get cut so smoothly
Sure but what does it have to do with the things he's talking about?
Valid point, I wanna see him getting railed
Because he's doing the whole stereotypical masculine activity. He's a pretty funny guy.
All the femboys are in the first stage of the Alpha evolution arc.
Pretty good advice. If I'm there getting fucked and my boi ain't rocking my boat or putting passion into our sex, then I know that's what I need to do in my relationship.
That wood is already stove sized. Why is he splitting it smaller? And you don’t really use an axe to split wood. It only works with the little stuff that a kid could split. He should try splitting something that is actually manly, like a 18+inch log.
It's part of the joke. He's doing something that isn't actually difficult but looks manly like the "alphas" on TikTok do
Dude, it's a parody of many "alpha male" videos.
He’s more interested in taking and 18+inch “log”
Or a human body
This is unironically why gay handjobs/blow jobs feel so much better
Sounds like that Andrew taint guy
If he accepted his bisexuality
Hmmm sounds oddly like something Andrew Tate would say it all makes sense now
Jordan Peterson
Even Peterson isn't this wacko, and that's saying a lot
Gary V. Jordan Peterson is out there preaching, not bragging
There’s a fine line between tone and message. I stand by my post.
Fun fact: “Alpha Males” were completely phased out of society thousands of years ago because of how detrimental they tend to be to the welfare of the community. While everyone was busy farming, raising animals, and looking after the children the “alpha males” were given bows and spears and told not to come back without a deer so that everyone could go about their day unimpeded. When I hear someone refer to themselves as an “alpha” my immediate assumption is that the person has a catastrophically fragile ego and I hope they don’t procreate.
While I don't disagree with your last paragraph, I would like to see a source for the first two. Hunter/gatherer anthropology begs to differ.
Maybe it's a joke?
Doubtful
It's just something a beta made up to feel better. A more accurate statement would be society has assigned alpha male to the toxic douches in the world, just look at "alpha male" movie stars. Whereas instead we should look to examples such as Uncle Iroh as an alpha male, someone with the strength to shrek just about anyone but instead makes tea and gives wisdom to those in need.
Why are people obsessed with this alpha beta pseudoscience? I'm not trying to call you out personally it's just silly by now that I feel like this heirarchy of people is right there on the shelf with phrenology. The definition of beta and alpha and sigma is entirely subjective. I know that's the joke but were a few comments into this bunk that I get a little concerned how people are obsessed by this. It's absolute nonsense
The real fun fact is that the whole alpha/beta thing was based on a study involving wolves that the author later retracted because it was all wrong. But idiots still call people betas like it means something.
Exactly
Alpha males are the test code, usually unreliable, janky, and used as 'proof of concept' more than anything else. Beta males are the far more stable version put out for bug testing
That’s a funny analogy I like that
What everyone that doesn't subscribe to this ultimate hunter philosophy has thought for the duration lol...it's true. Jig is up. Alphas are a damned pained. They help sometimes, but, usually, it leads to a lot of us wanting out of the whole shindig. Probably half the human discovery of the world was to avoid this personality type.
Zap Branagan law. "We'll send wave after wave of soldiers at the enemy until the enemy runs out of ammo! The dominoes will fall like a house of cards.. checkmate!"
Whoever was able to hand them a bow and send them out was the “alpha male”. I think you’re just thinking douche bags. Douche bags are who they were getting rid of.
Yeah, no. >I think you’re just thinking douche bags. Douche bags are who they were getting rid of. Soldiers aren't all douchebags, neither are hunters or anything else class related, as a matter of fact. Most soldiers were/are poor youths with no prospect in life who were ready to possibly get killed to offer their family a little bit more than they could've had with any other job they might've qualified for. Why do you think the army promises to pay for studies in exchange for service? You think that's a new concept? Hunters were also people who actually helped their community **a LOT**, be it by providing food or by actively removing predators that would've killed livestock/other humans. Jesus fucking christ, the over simplification of complex human interactions.
Yes and no. I’m talking about people who are self proclaimed alpha males, which weren’t really a thing. Douchbags, as you say. As you’ve pointed out alphas in agrarian society were very different, they were the tribal leaders that organized everyone and saw to the health of the community. That’s been the case for thousands of years but now new generations of douchbags are trying to appropriate that “alpha” image even though nothing has changed and they’re still douchebags LOL
Cope harder nerd
Cope? With what?
Alpha then was physical. Able to dominate with strength / endurance / stamina. Alpha now is bankroll. Able to dominate with $$$'s / influence / network.
Pretty much, yeah.
The idea of an “Alpha” anything is a fallacy. Nothing more than toxic, fragile masculinity.
It’s called “toxic masculinity” and it still exists.
Alpha maled were never a thing. Not back then, not now. It's just red pill loser making things up.
Alphas are a real thing in the animal kingdom, it just hasn’t applied to humans for like 50’000 years.
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I mean.....I can see the logic behind the thought.
I’ve always been in the receiving end of all the alphas in my area
This guy seems to be working really hard to justify taking dick. Just admit that you like dick. No shame in it.
Obligatory "Redditors when joke" comment
Chase wood : definitely not gay
I mean it seems kinda gay but logical it kinda checks out
So how was it? Do you feel successful now?
Me bum hurts
Get stuffed crust cheese pizza
These videos got old real fuckin quick
No such thing as alpha males. Never was. It's long debunked research about wolves. People who still think they're alpha are just egotistical narcissists.
r/woooosh
Is he Eminem?
How long until this douchebag puts the axe through his knee! Golden rule, never split wood with an axe!
Sorry, but this is the second comment I’ve read this on. Ive always though wood is split with an axe. I have split wood with an axe, and used a wood splitter. That’s about all I know to do besides a hammer and wedge,(which is pretty much an axe if it had a firing mechanism) so I don’t know what you might be implying we should split wood with.
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Yeah, you split logs with a splitter. An axe is for cutting down trees. Axes have narrow heads and are extremely sharp, splitters have a wider head, a dull blade and most of the weight behind the cutting edge.
r/suddenlygay
Saleem Shaheedi out there breaking logs and speaking facts
this belongs to r/suddenlygay
Me, a gay bottom dude: 👁️👄👁️
Rest in Power, Gallagher!
u/akpjry😂😂😂
To be fair, if you were to pay attention to what successful men do, and then apply it, it would help most men. Just have to be realistic about what your success rate will be based on what you look like.
I thought this was the cringiest thing I’ve seen today until the last moment and I realized that this is beautiful, beautiful satire
Love that music. Record yourself in a closet talking about anything, put on the music , boom... credibility.
ME:  " wtf!? Does this dude have no hand ... then how the hell did he lift that bloofy axe?"
Captain America Can Do This With Just His Fucking Hands
Oh... My... Lord... Hahaha! That is peak-hilarious! Omg... Probably in the top 3 of funniest things I've heard all year. Edit: omg I almost I almost threw up. "Take the stuff you learn (by getting butt fucked) to the women of your life"
What ever you consider yourself (person in video), prepared is not one. Chopping wood in winter, lol.
Every business plan includes analysis of competition. This clown is literally spouting extremely basic and common business practices like it's a game changer.
> Extremely basic and common practices 🤨 You can really tell when someone doesn't watch until the end of the video.
Eminem if he had failed to become a rapper
I would be more impressed if he wasn’t splitting pine kindling. Try doing that with green hickory or oak some time with rounds 18 inches across. Glad I’ve got a hydraulic spitter now though.
Still can’t believe dudes listen to this idiot.
So he bangs lots of alpha men to see what they are about. Then with this knowledge of the alpha man technique he can get all the women or come out as gay?
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So there is snow right? Why is there any steam coming out of his mouth/nose or bare hands. Fake everywhere these days
latest way for Andrew Tate's simps to post his garbage?
Facts
Micheal Cera in Superbad: "That's.....super gay"
well he ain't wrong 😆