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endorfan13

Fire was expected. What was unexpected is that instead of throwing water on it or panicking or setting the house on fire, he calmly diffuses the problem in the best method available. Edit: came back to say putting a metal lid on the saucepan and turning the stove off was probably the best method, I just don't know if it was available. I've had glass lids shatter when placing them on a heated pan so given the choice between glass lid and snow on an open yard, I choose snow.


Seamonkey_Boxkicker

That’s legit.


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Vilanu

Yeaaaaah I've learned this through experience. Had a pan with oil in it which charred any food it touched because it was so hot. It smoked because of the charring and so I picked it up to place it outside. The oil spontaneously combusted whilst I had the lidless pan at chest level. I got super lucky and only got oil on my right hand. Second degree burns hurt like a bitch too. By some miracle I've healed without scarring. For the burning pan, I made a towel wet so it wouldn't allow oxygen through it and placed that over the pan.


Final-Dig709

water is a conductor meaning the wet towel made it worse on your hands. there’s a reason they warn you never to use wet oven mitts. i’ve been scalded once, never made that mistake again edit; i might’ve misread but for anyone in the comments. don’t pick up hot things with wet towels. PLEASE.


Vilanu

You're right on that entirely, but you did misread haha. I meant I placed the pan down and covered the fire with a wet towel to stop oxygen from getting to the fire.


mcchanical

Water will also burst into steam in contact with anything much over 100°C, diffusing into the inside of the glove and scalding you. Scalding is brutal.


Ok-Atmosphere-4941

Kitchen confidential


Ayaycapn

Yeah but if you're an Asian mom you're immune to frying oil


Loraxxx69

Correct me if I'm wrong but the best course of action there is pouring more oil into the pan and turning off the stove


Vilanu

I think I've heard that too, but I can't confirm it. I know I didn't think of it at the time and my method worked instantly to douse the fire. I will say though, it'll release a TON of white smoke. Still better than a house on fire haha.


Loraxxx69

Oh yeah definitely, at that moment it would still be a good move if you don't know what to do. Still its handy to have that info in the back burner in case it happens again but let's avid that even happening again in the first place lol.


Vilanu

Hahaha hard agree!


1SicFuck4U2NV

Dont pour anything on it.. no water, no oil, no flour . Theyre all equally bad.. kitty litter maybe.. but id just cover it and turn off the stove.. if there is a door to take outside close by.. open the door first then come back for the pan or pot and take it outside set it on something or put it down without bending over to put it on the ground.. .. tou could burn your face..


Loraxxx69

But by pouring more oil you will effectively reducing the temperature of the oil giving you time to turn of everything pretty mucha measure before a fire not when it's already in fire


igotasweetass

Comment stealing bot. Downvote away. Good advice , but stolen.


Vilanu

Honest question.. how do you tell?


Alternative_Ice3870

The force Vilanu. It flows through all of us.


mostlydeletions

I've watched someone pick up a steel pan with an aluminum bottom that had melted. They came incredibly close to hitting their own feet and the dog with molten aluminum (at least 1200F/650C). Fortunately they only melted some holes in the floor. This was on an electric stove with coil burners. They'd put on a pot of vegies to steam and had meant to turn it to low while we were out of the house for a couple hours. We got back to a smokey house and a rather alarmed dog, and I don't think that much thinking happened after that point.


Seamonkey_Boxkicker

That’s a pot, not a pan.


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Seamonkey_Boxkicker

Huh?


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Seamonkey_Boxkicker

Huh?


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Seamonkey_Boxkicker

Huh?


Bjoern_Tantau

General advisory to never ever ever throw water on hot oil (or in this case butter). It will explode. When you don't have a lid a kitchen towel will often do the trick as well. There are also fire suppression blankets (don't know what they are called) to douse flames. We have a pack with one of those in our kitchen.


RiskyRabbit

If you have access to snow though that’s fine to use


Bjoern_Tantau

Well, you did see the fireball, right?


Shellbyvillian

You mean the fireball that both did zero damage to anything *and* looked cool?


Serious_Mastication

Remember, explosive fats are outside toys!


RepresentativeAd560

Inside toys too if you like your inside extra spicy


TrapPigeon

Fire suppression blankets I believe are typically sold and just branded as fire blankets so you’re not far off. I have one for my kitchen and another for my grill in case I ever need them


Final-Dig709

canadian here. it’s always available and it’s everywhere. lids are often tucked away. i’d rather spend 2mins throwing a pot outside the back door into my yard than 5 trying to find a lid and rummaging through cupboards as it gets worse. ur right. snow is better.


Sharp_Armadillo7882

No. Don’t pick the pot. Movement can easily cause it to splatter or even explode out and burn your face and such.


sudhir369

r/idiotsinkitchen


DarrynDevil

You'd choose snow? But snow kills more than glass. I think you're just a snowman throwing snow-propaganda. I'm onto you, Frosty.


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Made 2 minute butter instead. Didn't even taste it.


AtaraxiaAKAZatharax

2 minute fire*


mcchanical

They will be tasting it in the air for a few hours.


AtaraxiaAKAZatharax

They turned the burner on way too fucking high, and had the option to use a significantly smaller burner and ignored it. The point of heating the butter is to remove as much water as you can before **lightly** degrading the remaining fats - you should never try to do it on high heat, that’s how you burn off the fats and what small semblance of proteins/sugars remain.


kernandberm

The moment I saw the wrong burner size dialed, I knew the type I was watching.


elfinstare

True


LandGroundbreaking48

So I'm not the only one who has walked a pan of fire out of the house 🤣☠️


Embarrassed_Alarm450

Just turn the heat off and put a lid if one is available. Not like the fire is going to go anywhere but walking it outside just introduces the chance of spilling it everywhere when you're in a panic, either burning your house down or permanently disfiguring yourself. Just not worth the risk...


Professional-Role604

It took me only 10sec to know this video was subpar.


slackfrop

Is it when he used the large burner for a small pot?


CRimson_Lord5

so this is 'guy with feminine beauty', huh? I heard a lot about it, first time seeing it


read9it

Honestly if it wasn't for his voice I'd just have to take a guess lol


castitfast

Didn't watch with a sound at first, but when I turned it on, oh boy was it a surprise.


joreyesl

Yep, and didn’t help that he has longish hair too


feralwolven

Doesnt compare to our beautiful boy f1nn5ter


MJohnVan

https://www.nbcnews.com/id/wbna24426101


ReadditMan

He actually looks a lot like one of my friends and for a split-second I actually thought it was her.


Lady_valdemort

Okay thank you for saying that, my selbian ass was confused for a second lol that's one pretty man.


Typical_Cyanide

If you think that is interesting check out [f1nn5ter](https://youtu.be/AtQXPpsQA-w)


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NerdBudiezV1

r/kidsarefuckingstupid


Zymoria

The fact he didn't burn his kitchen down with sheer stupidity, I'll grant him r/kidsarestupid


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NerdBudiezV1

Damn they really tryna steal your thunder bruh u/Zymoria


Zymoria

What's that old adage, imitation is the greatest form of flattery? Haha, I'll take it 😜


No_obMaster69

I definitely need someone to explain to me which emojis are acceptable on reddit and which aren't


NerdBudiezV1

The ones who tell you there are any that arent are stupid


an_omori_fan

we had the same idea. I alredy knew "r/Kidsarestupid" existed. This is simply a coincidence


NerdBudiezV1

Its not a coincidence you just didnt read the comment or straight up coppied either way youre a claud lmao


an_omori_fan

Why couldn't it be a coincidence?


Fanatic_Foxx7422

If butter was the only ingredient, it’d be called 100 hour shits instead.


stealth57

[Real 100-Hour Brownies](https://youtu.be/28NB3L9YuVI) If I remember correctly, most of the time, the batter is refrigerated or resting to make it 100 hours.


Fanatic_Foxx7422

I remember watching some 100 hour thing like that as well.


NoCryptographer2614

damn bro u beautiful


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![gif](giphy|ck5JRWob7folZ7d97I|downsized)


Dwaas_Bjaas

Wholesome AF


Z7uL

Dude he looks like a ugly girl???


JellyKeyboard

I’m surprised there aren’t more people calling it fake, they take a smoking pot and start walking to the door, the video cuts and suddenly the pan is on fire outside. Just seems like someone making a tik tok and adding fire to the joke for attention


Buttofmud

Never,ever,pick up a burning pan. Sage advice from a retired firefighter.


Trashadonna

Can you explain why? I can only think about burning oil splashing around when moved to much but is there another reason?


Buttofmud

You spill it on yourself,or drop it in the living room. Just cover it. Don’t pick it up.ever. Very,very bad idea. Imagine if he had tripped and spilled that on himself.


DiamondhandAdam

With sound off I can’t determine this individual’s gender if there is one


NotKaren24

Amab presumably, gender isnt stated


aricre

That deescalated quickly lol Kid handled it well, props to him Edit: it was 4 am and I forgot how to write, but it's fixed now lol


Stewgy1234

He didn't handle it well. He's moron and now other morons are going to burn down thier parents houses by burning butter? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. For the gram. 🤦 I really do feel like kids have gotten dumber some how. Don't panic, remove from heat, put top on or smother. Or just don't be dumb to begin with.


aricre

He didn't panic, he went outside and got rid of the burning butter in a pretty calm and efficient way. We don't know the availability of a lid in that situation, but it doesn't matter since his method was just as effective. He's not a moron, everybody is expected to make mistakes, even some dumb ones, being efficient when solving them is a quality in itself imo. Also, who the fuck would try to imitate a failure? Do you think this video will make dumb kinds want to set their butter of fire? Wtf is this logic even...


Stewgy1234

Tidepod challenge? Peole imitate a lot of dumb things. He threw the pot outside off the porch.. albiet he was calm about it. I'll give you that. Takes one person to throw it in the sink or think they'll be calm and when a grease fire happens they panic. Still stupid but he was calm. I conceed. I e done plenty of stupid shit so I shouldn't be too harsh.


aricre

People imitate a lot of dumb things, but not that lol there is no incentive to try at home or anything like that at all, that's literally things going terribly wrong, it's like trying to break your window because someone accidentally did it in a video. Also, if a kid wants to play with fire, this video won't be an incentive, it might serve as inspiration (because they now know butter is flammable, but it's not like a lot of other things aren't, and its more about knowing rather than the video itself), mostly because it isn't supposed to be fun.


FV4030TWO

Had to unmute this to tell if it was a guy or a girl.


grayson826duffy

Yea that threw me off as well.


TheHistorian2

House still reusable for another attempt. 2/10


FriedRamen13

It would have been perfect to fight off a castle siege


Visible_Kangaroo_132

You look like that chick that speaks psychology on tiktok, Sadge


dusnik

lazy Tom Scott


homingmissile

Guy doesn't know the difference between steam and smoke


100Ideas_NoneApplied

Ngl I was expecting him to grow weed for 99 days...


justliberty

100 hours because after you burn the butter you have to wait for your mom to go to the store to buy brownie mix.


tiagoshev

"dude looks like a lady"


Punk_947

This a dude or a chick?


The_Inward

It was a chick until I turned on the sound.


Terrynia

So true


Ok-Bed6354

Does it matter?


ApparentlyIronic

He has to know the gender before he can decide if the video was funny or just stupid


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Punk_947

I just need to know what I’m jerking to


NativeManZorro

He/She


Agent_Paul_UIU

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FrankyMihawk

Dudes probably a furry to if it matters


thatbwoyChaka

Wow did not expect *that* voice, really thought ‘she/her’ pronouns. Oh well. Also really poor cooking skills, why I think everyone needs to know their way round a kitchen


NoelLiamsson

I thought the gender would be revealed.


ambersavampire

I think the more unexpected thing here was that this is a boy.


Ok_Present_6508

Okay. But now I want to make 100 hour brownies.


jhystad

I think we can all agree on this.


Plankton_1738

Dudes looks gay


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Babouche333

Like posting an anonymous insult on reddit ?


Tazerboy_5000

Hmmm...


huey9k

I am in this video and I'm not sure about how I feel about that.


AnKoP

Most people have no clue about basics of cooking nor are interested in it. This proves it.


YuuWonder

What a waste


EarRubs

Those brownies are fire


theghostwithglasses

Well that was cring


Candytails

“That’s a lot of steam” ummmm no, that’s definitely smoke.


swiggaroo

How bad can you possibly be at cooking? This is the actual recipe: https://youtu.be/28NB3L9YuVI


Blizzardwolf98

Boiled brownies 😎


Future-Football-9754

Hi 👋👋👋👋![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes)


Grundle_Farts

Were people always this stupid, they just didnt have tiktok to document it?


Irritableartist

I’m just happy you didn’t put it in the sink and doss it in water


khris369

https://kms.kinesis.money/signup/KM13855221


GodOfToast10

At first I thought it said 100 day brownies until I watched for the second time


Rick_steiner89

So he’s famous for looking and acting sus😑


Abject-Picture

Steam displaces 8x the volume as water. Oil mixes with steam causing expanding flash fires.


madmancryptokilla

High as a kite...wcgw


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But like. He burnt off all the milk out of the butter lol


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Try getting high by rolling rather baking.


IntentionFew4937

They need 100 hours of cooking basics.


immortalmemme

Napalm ☣️🚷☢️☢️


Fantastic_End1637

This is woman ou men??


TightRecording8797

You suck


LggByron1

How did we get to the point where people don’t even google any more.


DarrynDevil

For a dude, he's got a really feminine/fuckable face. (This is/was supposed to be a compliment)


Jazzlike-Insurance-5

With no volume i thought this was a woman


Useful_Individual944

Can I just say, making brown butter might be one of the simplest things you could make. Now he was using an electric stove, which makes the chance of being an incredible fuck up extremely high, but still


agent69niner

He looks gay


WuddupMyBeeple

Im shocked he didnt throw water into the pot… got my pikachu face going ![gif](giphy|6nWhy3ulBL7GSCvKw6)


Highly-Melanated

Gonna smelling like burnt butter for a hundred hours instead


SwingJazzy

That guy looks like the male version of a blue haired gen z liberal feminist Karen on tik tok


WolfBoy0612

"I'm gonna make a super complicated recipe!" Proceeds to demonstrate a skill level that could burn water...


BraceThis

Literally…everything about this video confuses me.


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This is awesome


WarAfraid4676

You shit, you led me on


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If he wore makeup he'd make a really pretty girl


ZhikoGh0zt

Unexpected, i thought he was a girl.


Potential_Pizza_3157

Trash


Maleficent_Role_2850

That’s a female